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Ladybug And Cat Noir

cartel cats: real life advice on how to walk the line

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7
CartelTa209 · 12K Views

My Time as a Cat in College

Kitty Qi Xiaohan received an admissions notice. The lion who notified her gleefully smiled and told her that the employment rate after school was 100%, guaranteed. With a heart of longing, Qi Xiaohan packed her luggage and moved to the school. When the schedules were issued, Qi Xiaohan was shocked to find out that even a cat was required to learn calculus, and that they were not allowed to drop out! What kind of modern day education scam was this! Well, she was already here so the kitty stretched her legs. On the first day, she put in all her effort to learn how to write her name. After the stage exam was over, the fluffy classmates anxiously glanced at Qi Xiaohan, who struggled with the cultural lessons. They wanted to console her, but were stunned when they found out she was unexpectedly ranked number one! They glanced at the adorable little kitty, and then at the list, Fluffy classmates: ! …… Lang Chen, the descendant of a mythical beast, was ordered by the school to lead the group of new students. When he saw a tiny kitty who was the size of his paw, he furrowed his brows: How were admissions conducted this year, where did this poor thing come from? Watching the small kitty blindly following him, Lang Chen silently decided that the kitty could stay. He would take good care of this junior sister who was both delicate and cute. Who knew that, when faced by fire-breathing beasts during school training, the delicate kitty would confidently stand at the very front and expose a mouth of white, small kitty teeth, and hostilely meow: “I’ll knock your head off! To make string!” Lang Cheng: ? ? ? What was this cat doing?
Wres_Green · 27K Views

Night started Love

Characters info M/L=Marinette Dupain-Cheng she is depicted as a French-Chinese teenage student whose parents own a bakery. France, and a budding fashion designer who wants to have her own brand one day. With the Ladybug Miraculous, when inhabited by Tikki, Marinette transforms into the superheroine Ladybug, gaining the power of creation to stop Hawk Moth and his akumatized villains.She is the leader of the French Miraculous superhero team. A/C=Adrien Agreste he is a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont in Paris, France. He is also a fashion model for his father's brand. With the Cat Miraculous, when it is inhabited by Plagg, Adrien transforms into the black cat-themed superhero Cat Noir gaining the power of destruction to stop Hawk Moth and his akumatized villains. He is also the second-in-command of the French Miraculous superheroCA team. Al/R=Alya Cesaire is Marinette Dupain-Cheng's best friend, and a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont. She is also the sole admin of the Ladyblog and head of the school blog. She receives the Fox Miraculous from Ladybug which is inhabited by the Kwami Trixx so she can transform her into Rena Rouge, a fox-themed superhero. N/CA=Nino Lahiffe is a student in Miss Bustier's class at College Francoise Dupont and Adrien's best friend. He also is a DJ and the head of the school radio. He receives the Turtle Miraculous from Ladybug which is inhabited by the kwami Wayzz so he can transform him into Carapace, a turtle-themed superhero. T=Tikki is the kwami of Creation who is connected to the Ladybug Miraculous. With her power, Tikki's wearer can use the earrings to transform into a ladybug-themed superhero. Tikki and her Miraculous are currently active, used by Marinette Dupain-Cheng to transform into Ladybug. P=Plagg is a kwami that is connected to the Cat Miraculous, and with his power, its wearer can use the ring to transform into a black cat-themed superhero, the current wearer being Adrien Agreste. He is one of the deuteragonists. GA/H=Gabriel Agreste he is a famous fashion designer across Paris and other places who created and owns the fashion brand, Gabriel. He is also the husband of Emilie Agreste and the father of Adrien Agreste, who models for him. With the Butterfly Miraculous, when inhabited by Nooroo, Gabriel transforms into Hawk Moth. He wants Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculouses for himself in order to obtain absolute power and reshape reality to undo his and his wife's past mistakes. To achieve his goal, he uses the Butterfly Miraculous power: Akumatization. This allows him to create and controls the akumas, previously regular butterflies, who can transform normal people with negative emotions into supervillains. Marinette and Adrien, both in high school, are tasked with capturing akumas, creatures that make people evil. For this, both become superheroes but they do not know each other's identities.
Zoya_909 · 23.7K Views
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