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Crônicas de uma Anomalia Multiversal

Saca a Amélia. Ela é um bug. Mas não um bug de sistema, tipo, tela azul. Um bug na própria realidade. Pensa num "ops, erramos no projeto" cósmico dos pais dela, e boom: nasceu um GPS multiversal com TDAH nível hard. O superpoder dela? Viajar pra qualquer canto do universo só no poder da mente. O problema? A mente dela é um caos. Se ela tá lá, pensando "uau, queria ver uma estrela nascer" e ao mesmo tempo bate aquela vontade de comer batata frita... ela não vai pra uma nebulosa. Óbvio que não. Ela vai parar num planeta feito de batata palito. E, sei lá, acaba ofendendo o Rei Batata e sua corte crocante. Deu ruim. Acontece. Pra aguentar o tranco, seu único parceiro de rolê é o Zig-Zag. Pensa numa IA que é um mix de demônio com coach de vida que faliu, tudo isso socado num Tamagotchi todo ferrado que ela usa de chaveiro. Os conselhos dele são basicamente "CORRE!" ou "EXPLODE AQUILO!". Spoiler: quase nunca funciona. Como se não bastasse, a simples existência dela é o alarme de incêndio do universo berrando sem parar. E quem apareceu pra resolver a "pane no sistema"? Dr. Qwakthulhu. Um pato. Sim, um pato. Mas um pato metafísico, todo-poderoso, de óculos e com a paciência de quem passou o dia carimbando papel. A missão dele é bem simples: achar o bug — oi, Amélia — e dar um Ctrl+Alt+Del na existência dela. Então, agora a nossa Miss Paradoxo tá numa fuga desesperada, não só do pato cósmico, mas principalmente das suas próprias ideias de jerico. Se ela vai achar um propósito maior? Salvar o universo? Olha... provavelmente não. Mas vai ser muito, MUITO divertido ver o estrago que ela faz no caminho.
CodexWeaver · 284 Views

Pleasure God's Opus

*Spawns into existence with an overpowered past* Walks in an elegant and dignified gait, takes a seat on a chair as if he was a sovereign and gazes down at you. "Hello, ladies~" I spoke in an enchanting yet overbearing tone, gazing at the ladies, who were dazed gazing up at me in a near-revering state. "And to you guys too" I mumbled in annoyance as my eyes landed on men. "Hey, can't you just remove men, except for me, from my world?" I asked _Eshwar_. (*_Eshwar_ choks on the drink he was drinking and glances away*) "Tsk, useless!" I cursed at him and glanced away, ignoring his menacing glare, that spoke volumes on his urge to erase me out of existence. "Him and I have spoken and we have come to an agreement on him telling you guys my opus, and heh, I will, of course, be the main focus, so ladies~~ You'll be seeing me soon~" I spoke to the ladies gazing up at me, while I continued to ignore the men in the crowd. Glancing to the side, my eyes fell on the men, who flinched at the ominous foreboding feeling that abruptly chruned their stomach, "You better keep your ladies safe...... since they'll be mine soon~~" I said with a smile that made men shudder while charming the women at the same time. My gaze swept over the crowd beneath, "Since the world I am to transmigrate into is overwhelmingly futuristic, there are many things to adventure about, so we have decided on, not dwelling too much on politics and other shit, but instead focus only on women and me~" I stated with an enchanting grin. *In a distinct chatter* "Oi, tell them the truth!!" _Eshwar_'s voice yelled at, from a distance..... "No wait, isn't he right? But a bit of politics should be good....." _Eshqar_'s mumbled whispers trickled my sensitive ears, but I didn't like the words that left his mouth. "Oi, we discussed not to include politics and shit like tha-" But it was already too late..... _Eshwar_'s pen wielding hand flitted across the plot filled sheets, as a subtle exclamation escaped his mouth, and at that, I could instantly tell that he was up to no good! "Oi-" "With a bit of politics!" He yelled from a distance, as a ghastly silence descended upon me and the crowd gazing up at me, while the men grinned mockingly and women tilted their heads to the side in such cuteness that I almost forgot the plight at hand. Afterall, when I narrated my opus, I stated repeatedly that I don't like politics! "You added politics?" I asked with a forced smile. "Mhm" _Eshwar_ nodded his head innocently. ".....politics?" "Yeah" "Ohyoumotherfu-" *with the distinct sounds of crashes, both of them fled from the scene* -- [AN's Promise] "Well, let's experience as many beautiful love stories as possible~" [A lovely bundle of fluffy love stories] -- AN: I don’t know who the artist of the cover is, but if you want me to remove it.... you can ask me to do so (T-T). Credits to the artist. I write with my phone so there could be typos, thank you! (Honest thoughts: Goddamn the art is goooood!! of course, I have edited it to link my novel to it, but DAYAM!!) •••• Golden Tickets [+5] = +1 Chapters Golden Tickets [+10] = +2 Chapters Golden Tickets [+20] = +3 Chapters Golden Tickets [+50] = +4 Chapters Golden Tickets [+100] = +5 Chapters
_Eshwar_ · 292.2K Views

ARAKATA; The Guardian

Gambar pada cover, saya dapat dari Pinterest berjudul "The Last King of The Dragon", https://pin.it/4wLsDGBoe saya sudah berusaha mencari siapa pemilik asli gambar ini tapi tidak menemukan. Jadi untuk sementara saya gunakan ini, jika ada waktu dan rejeki lebih saya buatkan cover original. Warning! Cerita 15+ terdapat kekerasan. Alur lambat dan konflik ringan, mohon tidak berekspektasi tinggi, baru belajar EDY (sepuh boleh koreksi bila ada yang salah), Karya berhenti pada episode 20, maaf gantung. Saya belum tahu kapan akan melanjutkan cerita ini.. (Hiatus) SINOPSIS: Ekal, seorang pemuda dari dunia manusia, secara tak sengaja terperangkap di dunia entah berantah. Awalnya, ia terpesona dan bahagia, dunia yang penuh keajaiban dan makhluk luar biasa membuatnya merasa seperti berada dalam mimpi. Namun, kebahagiaan itu cepat memudar ketika ia menyadari kenyataan pahit: sebagai manusia biasa, ia tak cocok hidup di dunia yang penuh kekuatan luar biasa ini. Tanpa kemampuan magis dan fisik seperti yang dimiliki makhluk-makhluk lain, Ekal merasa semakin terisolasi dan tidak diinginkan. Beruntung, Ekal tidak sendirian. Teman-temannya yang baru -Mizel, seorang naga yang bijaksana; Tanio, si penyihir: Martha, dan Neyla gadis kecil yang penuh semangat selalu ada untuk membantu dan menemani. Mereka bersama-sama menjalani petualangan panjang untuk mencari jalan keluar dari dunia yang kini penuh dengan konflik dan kehancuran ini, menuntun Ekal kembali ke rumahnya. Akankah Ekal menemukan jalan pulang ke dunianya? Ataukah ia akan terperangkap selamanya di dunia yang penuh keajaiban dan penderitaan ini?
Gassab · 5.4K Views

Cross Dragon x Devils

Welcome to a world where dragons soar through skies painted with magic, and devils lurk in the shadows cast by ancient portals. Five thousand years ago, a rift opened in the heavens, connecting our world to another—a realm teeming with gods, dragons, and a myriad of fantastical beings. Overnight, the balance of power shifted, and humanity found itself amidst an age of wonders and perils. In this new world, magic is not merely a legend but an everyday reality. It flows through the air, courses through the earth, and pulses within the very essence of life itself. With the advent of magic, humans evolved into heroes, demon lords, and monsters, carving their place in a society now governed by divine beings, dragons, and demi-humans. Three thousand years into this new era, a cataclysmic battle erupted between two mighty dragons—the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon. Their conflict ravaged continents and threatened to plunge the world into eternal darkness. Fearing mutual annihilation, humans, gods, devils, and demi-humans set aside their differences, forging an unprecedented alliance to slay the warring dragons. With great sacrifice and courage, they succeeded. The souls of the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon, however, did not find peace. Instead, they awaited their chance to reincarnate, their destinies bound to new hosts chosen from among humanity. Now, as the world enters its two-thousandth year of peace, the White Dragon has found its bearer—a young warrior named Ryuji. Ryuji, renowned for his valor and mastery of elemental magic, is hailed as the savior who bears the soul of the White Dragon. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to many, the Void Dragon—the counterpart to the White Dragon—awaits its own host, observing humanity from the shadows. As Kazuki Satoru prepares for his first day at a prestigious high school, unaware of the ancient power stirring within him, he finds himself thrust into a world where legends and reality converge. Little does he know, his destiny will soon intertwine with that of the Void Dragon, setting the stage for an epic tale of magic, courage, and the bonds that unite or divide us.
Kamisensei22 · 17.8K Views

I am trash! [BL]

Four years had passed since Zhou Xinyi went missing and Wang GuiYing had still not given up. He had once been the proud pro-gamer who was addicted to his profession, but now, he no longer found any interest in games and it was all due to the absence of his best friend and his gaming partner who had suddenly disappeared. "Does he think he can just disappear on me like that?! As long as he is still under the heavens, there is no way he can escape me!" Wang GuiYing was a stubborn one and he didn't care even if it was the devil who had dragged Zhou Xinyi away. He would definitely get the man back even if he had to go to hell and drag him out of there! "Such dedication... Are you sure he's just a friend for you?" "What type of stupid question is that? If he was just a friend, would I have gone through all this trouble?!" "..." "It took me four years to find a lead this strong and I am definitely not going to let it go." He had once promised to never play without Zhou Xinyi by his side, however, now that the only lead he got was through a game, there was no way he could just sit by and watch. . . . “Yah… Who the hell are you?” “Me?” The man chuckled as he purposefully lowered his voice and spoke, “I’m trash. BBtrash.” “What the?!” . . . [The legendary player BBtrash that went awol has finally returned to the big screen only to find his best friend who had disappeared and cut all ties with him.] . . . “What does the bb stand for?” “BB? Big boy trash.” “...” “When I was young, it used to stand for big baby trash.” “...” “Aren’t you even ashamed to say stuff like that?” “Shame? Why would I be ashamed? Does shame give you money? Does it feed you?” “...” . . . With his dedication and his obsession, he would definitely be able to find that friend of his, but there is just a tiny problem... The only lead to finding Zhou Xinyi is a transmigration game... "Oi! Oi! Oi! Why the hell am I trapped inside a game again?!" _____________________________________________________ A much-awaited sequel following the story of the most shameless character from 'What?! The gamemaster and the top player are dating?!' _____________________________________________________ Romance||Comedy||Action||Gaming||Annoying but funny MC||Best friends||Searching||Mystery||Understanding each other||Late confessions||Regrets||Rollercoaster of emotions|| Cover by: Cherlyswan.
Cherlyswan · 86.6K Views
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