Ripped Pants Spongebob

This book is written by Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (Ròu Bāo Bù Chī Ròu), Yu is the translator of the Remnants of Filth novel, and published by Seven Seas Entertainment Llc. so I am just sharing the translated (English) version here.I really hope you enjoy it to the fullest!! A historical fantasy epic set in the universe of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun. Two war generals who were once close...until dark circumstances ripped them apart. Noble-born Mo Xi is the foremost general of Chonghua, known for his ruthless temper and ascetic air. Once he was one of two promising young commanders, twin stars of the empire. His comrade, the lowborn Gu Mang, was Mo Xi’s brother-in-arms, best friend, and—secretly—his lover, until the day Gu Mang turned traitor and joined the ranks of their nation’s greatest enemy. Now Gu Mang has been returned to the empire a ruined man, a shadow of the military genius he once was. The public clamors for his death, and no one yearns for vengeance more than Mo Xi. Or so he thought—for faced once more with his bitterest enemy, Mo Xi is left with more questions than answers. Why did the man he loved betray him? And what secrets hide behind Gu Mang’s tortured eyes?

In a world shaken by disaster, 8-year-old Zavian stands at the edge of despair. With only his companion, Noor, by his side, an earthquake rips apart the last of his family, leaving him truly alone. But fate has other plans. Amidst the ruins, Zavian discovers an extraordinary power —Shifts, an unpredictable force that emerges from his body in mysterious ways. As he navigates a world filled with both kindness and cruelty, Rizavi must learn to control his unknown Shift, uncover its true purpose, and decide whether to help those he despises or let his hatred consume him. Along his journey, he will encounter allies and enemies, each shaping his destiny in unexpected ways. Will Rizavi’s power be a gift or a curse? Only time will tell. until then follow him through his journey

Synopsis: Summoned to Rule Joseph, an ambitious Nigerian student preparing for his university entrance exam, suddenly finds himself ripped from his world and thrust into the war-torn Kingdom of Mythrendel. Summoned as a "hero" to fight against an invading empire, he is furious to learn that there is no way to return home. But just when he thinks things can’t get any worse, King Azrael makes a shocking decision—Joseph will not be sent to battle, but instead, he will be crowned the new king. Now, trapped in a medieval world filled with political intrigue, looming war, and a kingdom on the brink of collapse, Joseph must navigate royal court politics, outwit scheming nobles, and find a way to survive in this unfamiliar world. But as he begins to uncover secrets hidden within the castle walls, he realizes that being king might be more dangerous than the battlefield itself. Thrown into power against his will, can Joseph outmaneuver those who seek to control him, or will he become a puppet in a game of thrones?

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" ”A. Pull it out“ ”B. Suck it out“ ”C.**********“ Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

"You are my mate, I am not going to share you with anyone, not even my brothers " his whispering tone felt like melted sugar in my ears. I was drowning in his scent, my mind was in a frenzy. I woke up with a start, panting heavily after a steamy wet dream which I have been having quite a lot lately. Myra Miracle, an orphan since birth, visits her childhood best friend Nora to Kimberg to. While she was having dinner with Nora and her parents, she felt dizzy and enchanted at the same time for some unknown reasons. Later that evening, she met four hot, handsome and mesmerizing people which made her restless all night long. Since then she has been having wild dreams. Why is that so? Why is she so attracted to her best friend's brothers?

William and his college class are ripped from Earth and thrown into Aethel, a world on the brink of collapse. Everyone gains incredible magical powers – except William. Mocked and underestimated, he's an outcast among heroes. But William has a secret: an SSS-ranked skill that lets him travel to Aethel's past. Learning lost magic from ancient masters, he'll surpass his classmates and become the true savior Aethel needs. But can he overcome the dangers of the past and present to forge his own destiny? While others studied about the first mage, William could go back in time and see the first mage himself! While others dreamed of seeing a dragon, William could go back in time, hatch a legendary dragon egg and turn it into his puppy. While others used common materials to craft their items, William could go back in time and mine materials that weren't find anywhere in Aethel anymore. Is it unfair? Perhaps, but William was not the type of person to not use the powers the universe gave him.

“Tell me one good reason I shouldn’t rip you apart,” he asked, shaking his head in disgust. “A low life like you cheating on me is something I will not tolerate in the Walters family,” he sneered. Tears streamed down my face, my eyes pleading with him, but my voice failed me. All I could do was stare, my lips quivering. “Wait until I tell them what you really are!” he shouted, grabbing a handful of my hair and pulling, threatening to rip it from my scalp. Losing her mother to the cold hands of death, Isabella was adopted by her father. She was treated like garbage and mocked by her step mother and step brothers. Just to escape the hell called home, she sneaks to a party and drowns herself in alcohol, there she had a one night stand with a mysterious male, but that single night would cost her dearly.

"F**K! I'm dead!" That was the first word I muttered after regaining my memories from Earth. Reincarnating into a world of cultivation should’ve been a blessing. Adventure, immortality, power—what’s not to love? But then I remembered what my family did. My sister just broke off an engagement with a crippled young master—definitely a future protagonist. My mother ripped a Dao Bone from my cousin and gave it to me—guaranteed future revenge arc. And me? I’m already a third-rate villain: bullying weaklings and flaunting my Bai Clan name. Worst part? Despite the Dao Bone, I’m still trash at cultivation. My only hope? The System... which I’ve had for years. “I just never realized... It was in English!”

Mages, swordsmen, gods, demons, and prophecies. The Heavenly Games is a tournament where myth and man meet, a purgatory where the dead arrive to fight for their one true wish. Amongst the reborn are Dasha Pang and Kazi Hossain; one a professor from the west whose cold-hearted intelligence has surpass the gods; one a traveller from the east who has come to appreciate humanity. A villain and a hero. The boy born unwanted and the guided one. A martial artist and a mage. Gods amongst men. Expect battles of epic proportions, stories ripped straight from mythology, interactions between gods of various pantheons, and duels humanity has debated for centuries. Expect the Strongest Among The Heavens. *** + Dual Protagonists. Overpowered geniuses. One MC that is villainous and manipulative. The second MC that is heroic and kind. + Detailed power system that includes Western Magic & Chinese Cultivation/Martial Arts (Xianxia) + LitRPG, dungeon crawling, fantasy guilds, and more!  + Abrahamic religions, Hinduism, Indigenous (Americas & Australia), Greek, Norse, Egyptian, and Japanese mythology  *** Daily Chapters

“Nooooo!!!” Balah jolted awake, his body trembling as he found himself sprawled on the cold, icy floor. In this vast cosmic world, where Rakshasas rarely break a sweat, Balah—the outcast who could not wield the dark arts of ‘Tantra’—was now anxiously looking down to see if he had wet his pants. For the first time in his life, he noticed the faint Trishul stigma on his head glowing with an otherworldly, celestial force. Determined to rewrite the prophecy etched into his fate, the lone wolf of Rakshasa is about to embark on an epic journey—to claim the powers of the ‘Ashta Siddhis’ as his own.

Alex had always been an orphan. The kind who wandered through life, never truly belonging. But then, against all odds, he found a place that felt like home only to have it ripped away in the flames of an unrelenting fire. Death wasn’t the end, though. It was the beginning. He awoke, not in the afterlife, but as a character in the very novel he’d once devoured in secret. A world where everything he thought he knew about fate, life, and death meant nothing.

Tommy lived like most rebellious teenagers, drinking, smoking, and chasing fleeting thrills, until his world shattered with a leukemia diagnosis. But this was only the prelude to his descent. Desperate and cornered by fate, he signed a contract with the Devil, unknowingly binding himself to a shadow realm teeming with entities beyond mortal comprehension. Dragged into this hidden world of ancient devils, vengeful demons, and merciless angels, Tommy finds himself trapped in a war older than humanity itself. Here, every corner hides nightmares ripped from the darkest corners of myth, and survival demands more than courage, it requires unraveling the Devil’s cryptic bargain before it consumes his soul. Now, armed with nothing but wit and a flicker of defiance, Tommy must confront horrors that defy reason, forge uneasy alliances, and outmaneuver celestial schemes. Will he emerge as a pawn of the darkness… or rewrite his destiny in a realm where even gods fear to tread?

A young man named Rinero is suddenly ripped out of his comfortable village life by the mysterious mage Zetarnu and sets out on a dangerous quest. Join him as he explores the continent of Avengard and its many kingdom while also avoiding its many perils. For on the grim continent of Avengard an eternal war rages.

"You wouldn't force me, would you? I thought you hated me," I plead. "I do," Matthew hisses, his eyes flashing dangerously as he rips open my dress. Sarah Wilson's dreams of a perfect marriage shatter as Matthew's hatred for her is revealed on their wedding night. She had always loved him in secret, but now she realizes the ultimate truth - he despises her. Will Matthew ever see past his bitterness and realize they are meant to be together? Or will he make Sarah suffer until death finally separates them?

*THIS STORY WILL BE SLOW PACED, I REPEAT THIS STORY WILL BE SLOW PACED* Betrayed. Broken. Cast into Hell. Derrick Steins was just a normal high school student with dreams of becoming an entrepreneur—until his life was ripped away. Bullied, humiliated, and ultimately thrown in front of a truck, he awakens in the last place he ever expected... Hell itself. Surrounded by grotesque creatures, towering demon lords, and a brutal hierarchy where the weak are devoured, Derrick must fight for survival in a world that thrives on suffering. But as he struggles against the horrors around him, something dark and powerful begins to awaken within. If he wants to survive, he must abandon everything he once was. Because in Hell, there are only two choices—submit and perish... or rise and rule. And Derrick refuses to die. This is the beginning of his descent, and rebirth. This is Demon God’s Requiem.

When CERN's collider collapsed into an 11D obsidian sanctum, I became the city's last glitching data stream. Vampires etch reverse-thermodynamic laws into neon with entropy algorithms, werewolf howls rip gauge field fissures—and my DNA helix encodes Yang-Mills steady-state solutions, each activation carving three years from my quantum-chronometer heart. 72 hours to either blood-recompile the cosmic code or watch humanity forged into Observer Civilization's dimensional anchors.

I have a dream that... will embrace all kinds of races in the world beauties... The ordinary farmer's son Kells, because of the contract with the unknown creature Fat dragon and embarked on a fantasy journey, the future dream is to collect all kinds of girls' pants, build a great harem mercenary group! Countless vulgarly happy adventure story in It keeps happening during the journey, joyful and funny, passionate, love and justice...

Vivian discovered the affair between her wealthy fiancé and her half-sister, and without hesitation, broke off the engagement. Seeking revenge, she pulled a handsome and obedient young man from a bar for a night of passion, thinking they would part ways at dawn without any strings attached. But fate had other plans. Years later, the man she had treated as nothing more than a “one-night antidote” resurfaced, now a rising star in the business world, taking a sudden position at her company. Rumors whispered of his ruthless tactics and cold demeanor, yet now, lounging lazily at the head of the table, he smirked and called out, “Darling,” with a smile that sent shivers down her spine. Things only grew worse from there. After the celebration party, Daniel cornered her in the hotel bathroom. In the steam-filled room, he ripped away his facade of calmness and gentleness, pushing her against the cold wall. His fingers traced the burning edge of her ear as he whispered, “Miss Pruitt, the courage you had to sleep with me and run away... How much of that bravery do you have left now?”

Summoning the dragon of the Abyss, Zirkos, was the most destructive choice the arrogant prince Zephyr has made. Forcefully taking over his beloved kingdom, Delphia, the unbeatable creature ruined his whole life in one night. Although it was the result of his own actions, a foolish attempt to prove his powers that turned everything upside down. His pride drowned him. Now, Zephyr must redeem his mistakes and regain the life and land ripped from him, even if it results in endless defeats, deaths and betrayal. He was determined to end the devastation he brought upon everyone and attain the throne. Because this time, failure was no longer an option.

When Lu Huang woke up as Lidia—the villainess of a cringe-worthy romance novel—she was determined not to let the story play out like the dumpster fire it was written to be. Nope. Dying at the hands of the Alpha King after being falsely accused, publicly humiliated, and manipulated into madness? Yeah, that’s not on her to-do list. Armed with a sharp tongue that could flay egos, the street smarts of a broke college grad, and the petty audacity of someone with nothing left to lose, Lidia decides she was ripping up the script. Holier-than-thou saintesses? Screw ’em. Self-righteous alphas? They can eat dirt. If this world insists on casting her as the villain, she’s going to own it—on her terms. One chaotic scheme at a time, Lidia’s ready to rewrite her fate—and if she has to break a few rules (and maybe some noses) to do it, so be it. Villainesses don’t play nice, and Lidia is just getting started.

Asha thought her marriage to Adam was unbreakable—until, in a moment of rage, he shattered it with three irrevocable words: “Talaq, Talaq, Talaq.” Just like that, her world was ripped apart. Now, as she struggles through the isolation of Iddat, haunted by the loss of the life she thought she’d have, a desperate solution arises—one that will challenge everything she believes. In a bid to undo the damage and return to Adam, Asha must face the controversial practice of Halala: marrying another man before she can be with her first husband again. But fate has a cruel sense of irony, because the man she is forced to marry is none other than Zain—Adam’s best friend. What starts as a ritual bound by obligation soon spirals into a web of unexpected emotions, blurring the lines between love, loyalty, and duty. Caught between two men—one from her past and one from her present—Asha is forced to confront her deepest fears and desires. “His Friend, My Husband” is a provocative and heart-wrenching journey of love, sacrifice, and second chances. How far would you go to rebuild what was broken? And what if, in the process, your heart leads you somewhere you never expected?

Story of a guy who wakes up in a world where male member of a family is Supreme in the family and according to their rank of awakening they gets to enjoy the perks of such a suckable world. So pull your pants down and sit tight for the epic journey of our mc through the world after he awakens......

"MAMA!" Her screams tore through the forest as she watched her mother being ripped apart by her father’s men. "Let her go! PLEASE!" A blinding light erupted from her body, a thick mist swallowing the trees. Then, as her father’s cold gaze locked onto her—she vanished. Now, she lives hidden, protected by a witch—yet to uncover the truth of what she is. To the werewolves, she’s nothing but a "human slave," her true nature buried beneath lies and fear. Memories scatter like broken glass, the only thing anchoring her being her name—a name tied to a forgotten legacy and a betrayal that haunts her every step. But as the truth unravels, will it set her free... or shatter her completely?

“For me, love is the scariest thing of all. The person leaves in the end and leaves you a mess. It’s not worth it.” “You don’t believe in love?” She asks, stopping in her tracks. She sounds surprised. “Nope.” I pop the ‘p’ and turn to look at her. I can’t see her features but I can tell that she mostly has pity in her eyes. Everyone I have told this to has looked at me with pity and sadness. As if they think I have lost something very important. Frankly, I think love’s a waste of time and energy. Why give everything to a person just to have your heart ripped out. “Why?” There’s curiosity in her voice that makes me stop. No one has asked me this question before. They always just try to console me and tell me what a poor thing I am. “I think it’s a waste of time.” I tell her truthfully.

!!!!!!! A new version of this story will appear in the future during which time there will be no updates. I'm laying the groundwork for this webnovel's contract as well as applying for the WSA, so don't hold that against me ;) You'll know when this story appears because I'll be changing the name to : “I've changed the title of this webnovel to create another with the same name.” !!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------- In a world transformed by a mysterious rift ripping through the sky, the balance between technology, nature and civilization collapses. Titanic monsters born of the energy generated by the rift, and nicknamed the primordials, oppose an alien invasion, plunging humanity into a devastating war. In a war lasting 10 years, the aliens were repulsed thanks to the primordials, and humanity was reborn thanks to a major scientific discovery: it was possible to awaken unique talents in every individual from the age of 16. At the heart of a universe where advanced technologies, martial arts, mythical creatures and the shadows of an extraterrestrial past coexist, Adam, our protagonist, will have to prove that a simple individual can defy expectations and forge his own destiny. Adam's simulator is intended to be my second contracted book, so I hope you enjoy it!

Have you ever had your life ripped off right from under you and you can feel yourself drowning though you claw about trying to remain afloat? Nobody to turn too because they all are the reason you are drowning? Then I hope you never have too because it hurts like hell. “This is a family discussion.” “Get out.” So very simple words but they held enough power to destroy what happened to my life. Trying to sort through the pieces of what is left of my life, will I find myself or will find things that will only take me under?

He was just an ordinary man in the modern world, living a life like any other. But one day, his normal life was ripped away from him by people from another world—people facing a crisis that had nothing to do with him. Summoned without his consent. He wasn’t called forth by a cathedral or a kingdom, but by desperate people, terrified as monsters threatened to destroy their homes. The moment he read the title displayed in his status window, the villagers—who had once welcomed him with hopeful eyes—began to tremble in fear. “He’s not a hero… He’s a harbinger of disaster!” one of the villagers screamed. “I told you, an illegal summon will never bring good fortune!” “What do we do now?” The villagers were in disarray. The man remained silent, wondering why the very people who had caused him to lose his normal life now acted as if his arrival was somehow his fault.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xavian Vin, better known as X Vin. He was a paragon of darkness and malevolence, feared by all and whispered about in hushed, terrified tones. None dared cross his path or speak his name, his reign of terror unchallenged, his evil deeds unmatched. But one fateful day, fate dealt him a cruel blow, as a string of tragedies befell him. First, he lost his beloved parents. Then, his wife and children, the only sources of light in his dark world, were ripped away from him. In the aftermath of his devastating losses, X Vin was also struck with poverty, his once vast wealth reduced to nothing, his life a barren wasteland of misfortune and misery. And as if to add insult to injury, a devastating accident left him blind, a cruel twist of fate that left him stumbling in the dark. As X Vin grappled with the depths of his despair, the question lingered in the air like a dark cloud: Would he ever see the light of day again? Would he regain what he had lost? Or would the shadows of his past forever cast a veil over his future?

In a land where ambition reigns and power is the only currency, Kayn Delacroix stands on the precipice of destiny. Ripped away from his old life and hurled into the brutal realm of Ellondria, he awakens with a single advantage—a strange, living Arc Seed lodged deep within his soul. From the mud-soaked streets of a backwater province to the glittering courts of warring clans, Kayn must seize every opportunity to cultivate his Arc Seed’s power. Yet for every oath sworn and every alliance formed, new betrayals lurk. Driven by ambition, sharpened by betrayal, Kayn’s journey offers intense battles, steamy encounters, and heart-wrenching twists. One question remains: will he become Ellondria’s savior—or its most terrifying tyrant?