Fart On This Morning

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

In a distant future where humanity thrives in the far reaches of space, the Skeld II, a colossal research and exploration vessel, serves as a beacon of hope and progress. Manned by a diverse crew of scientists, engineers, and military personnel, the ship’s mission is to push the boundaries of human knowledge. But beneath its polished exterior lies a creeping darkness—a sinister force that threatens not only the Skeld but the fragile fabric of human civilization. When a series of gruesome murders shatters the ship’s tranquility, rookie crew member Jean finds himself thrust into a nightmare of betrayal and fear. As paranoia spreads, Captain Max must rally his dwindling team against an unseen foe. Meanwhile, Kenneth, a trusted officer, descends into madness, invoking ancient powers and summoning the Dark One, a malevolent entity from a forgotten age. As alliances crumble and the body count rises, the survivors must confront the truth: the parasite that plagues them isn’t just physical—it’s spiritual, tearing apart their minds and sowing distrust. Their mission becomes clear: unite or perish. But in the face of overwhelming darkness, sacrifice becomes inevitable, and each character must wrestle with their own humanity. Hell on Earth is a gripping tale of survival, betrayal, and redemption, blending visceral horror with intense action. In a universe where shadows linger and light feels scarce, the Skeld’s crew must fight not only for their lives but for their souls. For on this ship, even the stars can’t save you from what lurks in the void.

"Chu Zhaoyang, what are you doing unbuttoning?" Gu Nian stepped back. Chu Zhaoyang unbuttoned the last button of his shirt, "Sleep." "But it's daytime now, hey... weren't you going to sleep? Let me go first..." To outsiders, everyone thought that Master Chu was cold and face-paralyzed as if he didn't have any expression, but they didn't know that he was kidnapped when he was young and had nightmares every night. It wasn't until he met Gu Nian, that he suddenly felt that sleeping was quite enjoyable... He knew that there was someone living in her heart, and even if that person would never come back, all he had to do was to drive that person away and change the tenant in her heart. However, the person who should have been dead came back..... He said pitifully, "Gu Nian, I seem to be homeless." But Gu Nian pointed at his heart: "When you moved in, I signed a lifetime residence agreement with you." He laughed. .................................................... Hi guys, This time I'll try to translate one of my favorite novel that I've been a fan of. Since I can't find the novel in Webnovel, I thought about giving it a try to translate it. And, I would love to let you all enjoy this novel. Plus, if you know that this series is from the seven gentleman series. You may know that this novel is the third book before the story of Han Zuoli, The Long-awaited Mr Han

A young boy, captured for slavery, is bought by a merchant and forcibly placed on the path of an adventurer. With his adventurous spirit nearly crushed, the boy has no choice but to enter the labyrinth as a mage, a role anyone can take on (and also the easiest one to die in).

"In a world where dragons reign supreme, 13-year-old Nedu Liam dreams of becoming a legendary dragon slayer. But when an ancient scale grants him mysterious powers, Nedu is thrust into a dangerous world of prophecies and betrayals. As he races to master his newfound abilities, Nedu uncovers a sinister plot that threatens both humans and dragons alike. Can this unlikely hero rise to the challenge, or will his journey go up in flames? 'The Slayer's Prophecy' ignites a thrilling adventure where courage, friendship, and the power of understanding collide in a world ruled by fire and scale."

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Jiang Ming is just a normal teenage girl, has a warm and sweet family, but one day just that one dream changed all Jiang Ming perspective........ she wanted to change everything, to help them , but can she really help them? She only one that knew they were characters in the book but all the characters don't have happy endings. In the end, They became her friends . Can she change their endings ? Can her intervention change their fates? Are their fates already set in stone?

Chalassyians are a human race considered a curse. Therefore, Chalassy and its deep roots in the ancient Gods threaten the entire world, and their eradication serves the greater good. Cover Photo rights all belong to me!

Kevin... an 18 year old guy that transmigrates into a new world of magic and cultivation. watch as he uncovers the reason why males can't cultivate and reach the top of this world. [I'm new to writing and willing to learn with an open mind]

A girl named Siya is trapped in her own created world of darkness, where she is all imprisoned with her own loneliness. All she can see is dark, emptiness is what she can feel, she think as if she is lost somewhere and what all she can do is self destruction like a looser she is. On the other hand, is a girl named Vihaa who had her share of cursed past but now she stands all strong with confidence and face all the hurdles of life with a smile. The day they met for the first time, something changed as for the first Siya see the light. So, readers if you would like to see how one auspicious morning, changed the life of Siya. Her life got filled with lights & colors, emptiness become peaceful and from self destruction to millions of hopes.

Faced with the unfamiliarity of a fresh academic life, Susan's determination to succeed is unwavering, nevertheless, she quickly realizes that she can't do it alone. As Susan strives to make her mark, she catches the attention of two different classmates: Edmond and Augustine. Caught in a whirlwind of choices, Susan finds herself torn between two paths. She struggles with her decision, feeling the weight of her future hanging in the balance. The dynamic between Edmond and Augustine adds a layer of complexity to her journey, and as their personalities clash, so do their influences on Susan's life. As the semesters unfold, Susan's reliance on the two men in her life deepens, leading to unexpected friendships, personal growth, and even moments of love and heartache. Will Edmond or Augustine be the key to Susan's better future, or will her own actions be her downfall?

We all have a story, this is mine!

In this boundless world, one existence is fleeting. In multitudes of time, what worth was it for people clings to each other. Yet here I am, embarking on an endless travel not for anything but a promise to see the edge of the world.

Book on hold

マキノ From the countryside, within a plain rattling train. Even though there are many seats to choose from, the most beautiful girl at school chooses to sit next to me every morning. She also ends up leaning against me. What is this… exactly? Someone please tell me!

"What the f**k are my eyes seeing?!" “I..is this human?” ... A new world where there are no humans, but they consider them to be animals that became extinct long ago A new world where vampires and werewolves rule the world But the question here is where did this person come from?! “Hello, my name is Louis Tomlinson,” says the young man lying on the floor cheerfully, waving gently at them. ..... The year 2018 is where it all began Everyone was preoccupied with the stories of the vampires and the werewolf, which were considered fairy tales at the time until... Until a mad scientist thought about these creatures that were running his curiosity and because he did not find any trace of these creatures and discovered that they were really mythical And in order not to place himself in the circle of depression, he committed a great sin, a sin whose result is the end of all mankind. . . “You succeeded!!!” the world shouts with joy, followed by the applause of the rest of the crew and their happy cheer and encouragement to break this happy moment, the sound of bottles containing chemicals falling "Damn it, it's moving," says one of the trainees, terrified, so the scientist smiles at his side, grabs his syringe and compresses it with the body of the experimenter, emptying what's inside the syringe with his veins. "Don't worry, everything is fine," he says arrogantly, and did he say it's okay??? Because this was never what it was, it was quite the opposite!!

Lucy watched as her life burnt down before her eyes. And she was determined to make those responsible pay for it. "Sign, and I promise you we'll make them all pay for what they've done". Samuel smirked as he stared at her.

# SCUM-TORTURING [Live Broadcast Variety Show, Hidden Marriage, Scum-torturing, Mary Sue] The fake young lady with tons of scandals to her name, Gu Ran, participated in survival in the wild variety show. Everyone was waiting to watch her fail, assuming she would cry and retire from the program ten minutes into it. Three days into the live broadcast, other people looked disheveled, lacking food and clothing. Meanwhile, she was out hunting wild boars, fishing in the river, making salt from seawater, and cooking mouthwatering dishes. Everyone cried, “We were wrong! We shouldn’t have stereotyped you, please help us!” Then, Gu Ran, whose survival skills were maxed out, too appealing for words, and had a ton of female fans, suddenly experienced morning sickness in front of hundreds and thousands of viewers! Fans shouted, “Who did this?! Show yourself! We promise we won’t kill you!” The world began searching for her baby’s father. Yet, Gu Ran’s only concern was that her almighty identity might be exposed! A genuine and vicious young lady had wanted to send Gu Ran to the survival program, in hopes of letting her die there, was panicking now. “Isn’t she just a cheap pretty face? Why is she getting more and more popular?!” And so, she began to spread more scandals about Gu Ran. Only, she miscalculated the response this time. Not only did Gu Ran’s fans stand on Gu Ran’s side, but even Gu Ran’s parents came looking for her. They were actually a wealthier and more reputable family compared to the young lady’s! Meanwhile, after excruciating effort on the fans’ part, they finally found the baby’s father. He was the legendary super tycoon of C City whose influence could easily cause an uproar in the entire city! Mo Yancheng feigned distress on a live broadcast, saying, “I don’t hope for much. I just want legal status.” The fans chirped, “This is wonderful. They have to get married!”

The Birth of a Star, The birth of a Disaster, the beginning of Carnage is the beginning of Peace Arthur will Reign, Arthur will Shine, Arthur will destroy.

Have you ever lost a memory? How much did you lose? Did you even know you lost it? When did you realize it? Lisa, a highschooler with a rough past, comes to a realization that who she believed she was and who she's come to be, isn't actually who she is. So, who exactly is she? What is real and what isn't? What power does she possess and how can she wield it? What's missing? What is off? More like, who's off? Join Lisa in the journey of the recovery of her lost memories, and relieving her from the chains of THIS OBLIVION.

Rumor has it that three years ago, the Prince of the underworld spoiled a certain woman to bits. Three years later, he ends up hating her to the core. Nevertheless, the truth is often hard for one to bear. "Qin Muchen, there are countless men who like me, you have to queue up and wait!" After repeated attempts and failures to escape from him, Gu Shinian finally has an outburst of fury. Qin Muchen moves forward and puts his arms around her waist. "If I need to queue up to get you, I will jump the queue and bed you first!” Skit 1: Whenever Qin Muchen angers Gu Shinian, Gu Shinian would always threaten furiously, “Qin Muchen, believe it or not, I will drug you with lots of impotent medicine!” Nevertheless, when Gu Shinian gets herself into trouble, she would whine, roll, wheedle, and become touchy in order to fawn on Qin Muchen. “Your Highness, I have many drugs that can enhance your *wink* ability!” Skit 2: Qin Muchen: “Do you want to write 3,000 words of self-reflection again? Gu Shinian: “… “ Qin Muchen: “Do you want me to help you?” Gu Shinian: “Yes!!!” Qin Muchen: “Same old rules. Suck up to me!” Gu Shinian: “Let’s go to a hotel. I’ll give you a treat!” Qin Muchen: ”… “

I Live On : Join Cain as he journeys through different worlds the multiverse has to offer with the power he was given by a Diety. Watch as our protagonist explores his way of life and gathers wisdom throughout his journey as he LIVES ON. A/N : This is my first time writing anything and this piece is purely to satisfy my imaginations. So enjoy and please leave feedbacks. p.s. I have done zero research for this so please bear with me as I go wild with this literature.

I always wondered, Why there is no revenge stories on NTR? Well there is ...

This story with Nathaniel Dawson a billionaire who was diagnosed allergy to women and erectile dysfunction but all that changed when he met her. Nathaniel's friend, Jake thought it be good idea if he joined a new show which just aired to find his cure. The show is basically about a man who can withstand temptation, in the first the episode of the show girls would line up different body shape type to seduce him. And you get paid as you move to the next level. But no one knows about his illness will he win the million dollars or will he win his cure. Arora Creek a foreigner who travelled to New York for better school and job opportunities, in dire need money. She finds a job where the pay 10000 dollars and a hotel to stay in she joins the show in the season finale where Nathaniel is the last man standing. What could go wrong. Arora didn't know that this show would change her life entirely

join the discord server https://discord.gg/thw99wPTd9 It's the year 2025 and humanity is nearing its end. Suffering, death and chaos run rampant across the world. Humans, though immortal, die at an early age because of something people call The Cursed Age of Death. Talks of war have begun to surface once again and rogue Gods have been increasing in number. Contractors are dying at an alarming rate. A sense of uncertainty surrounds the worlds future. In the midst of this chaos an 800-year-old man named Michael Turnner finds out that 50 criminals are after something he possesses. At first, he isn't concerned but upon further inspection of the persons after him. He decides to use this opportunity to find out more about his daughter's death and who was responsible. As a result, he makes an agreement with a security agency to aid him as he hunts these criminals down one by one.

Astria, consumed by remorse, met an untimely demise under mysterious circumstances. In her final moments, she fervently yearned for a second chance, vowing to seize every opportunity life had to offer. To her astonishment, Adonis, who professed to possess limitless power, presented her with a compelling proposition. He offered to grant her wish, on the condition that she would rescue his cherished world and its inhabitants from imminent ruin. Astria, without hesitation, agreed to this pact, transforming herself into the enigmatic figure known as Dina. As she ventured into this unfamiliar world, she soon found herself burdened by the weight of her newfound responsibility. How could an ordinary individual possibly succeed in preserving the world from the clutches of destruction? This question plagued Astrias' thoughts, as she grappled with the enormity of the task at hand. ================== Author's Note: English is not my first language so you may find some words quite disturbing, grammatical and spelling errors but please know that I will try my best to match your expectations. This story is purely made out of boredom and fun so forgive me if you don't find the story interesting :^) I might change the synopsis in the future once I've completed the book. I'm not really satisfied and I'm not entirely sure how the story will play out.

As you can see from the title I am a demon, I've lived an interesting life. Still living it up. Why don't you read the story to find out what happened?