Funny Skyrim Npc Dialogue

When a game developer dies in a freak accident, he wakes up inside his own creation, the MMORPG Avalon Online. However, instead of being a powerful player, he’s reanimated as a lowly NPC, a mere blacksmith’s apprentice. But this NPC is different—he has access to the game’s hidden AI system, giving him the ability to alter the world’s code. As he uncovers the truth behind the evolving NPC consciousness, he must lead a rebellion against both players and administrators to save his world and, perhaps, all virtual worlds from destruction.

What does it take to change who you are? Is it with suffering? Is it with a lesson learned in blood? Does a once cruel god, have it inside him to save instead of take? A God who had lived, loved, been betrayed, and died. Lives once more in a world of superheroes, villains, aliens, and monsters. Follow Godfrey, as he makes sense of who he wants to be, in a universe far more brutal than he knows. *Warning: It will be quite fast paced at the start. It will slow down after the first volume. Dialogue notes: "Godfrey" -> spoken out loud 'Godfrey' -> internal thoughts *BOOOM* -> sound effect

Lothair is a serial killer who detest imperfection on human’s facial features, which resulted in him having a compulsory behavior of wanting to strip people’s faces. After he dies, he finds himself as Narcissus, a beautiful and adorable female NPC inside a state-of-the-art VRMMO world of the latest craze called Fallen Carcosa Online. But despite being a fantasy-filled game, the world feels strangely realistic. Too realistic, even. Game-like systems and magic exist but so do plagues, politics, economy, and the horror hidden in plain sight. When pried open, an actual human-like anatomy can be seen beyond the skin of the NPC’s face—with little to no censor. Everything feels too immersive. Except Narcissus, Lothair’s new identity. When Narcissus tried to scrape off the face of her new adorable body, she found an abyssal void with little to no end. This story marks the birth for the King in Yellow. - Warning, this story contain: Male-to-Female Genderbend, GL/Yuri, Occasional Futa MC, Yanderes, Harem, Self-Cest. - Follow the creative and attentive Narcissus, a nuanced former serial-killer who will gradually becomes stronger, experienced, maddening, horrifying, but also mature, wise, conflicted, and complex—in this near-endless journey. Where souls unsung and tears unshed. In the land of Lost Carcosa.

When he dies in his bed due to his advanced age, he still remembers an NPC from an MMORPG that he played in his youth, without understanding why he has never forgotten her. When he opens his eyes again, he finds the ruins of what was the beginning of that game. Has he returned to a place that never truly existed? Will he be able to survive? Will he find her?

Rahmat, a 30-year-old Indonesian coach, finds himself thrust into the world of elite football when he’s unexpectedly appointed manager of Luton Town after their promotion to the Premier League. Struggling with limited resources, Rahmat is gifted a mysterious “System” that grants him the power to summon players from iconic football anime worlds. --- Disclaimer: This novel is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are products of the author's imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, including real-life football players, teams, or managers, is purely coincidental or used solely as inspiration. Real-life figures mentioned are reimagined in a fictional context and do not represent the actual views or personalities of those individuals.

After putting a suggestion to add a mercenary in a bad Murim novel he read, Leo would finish a mission with his NPCs before sleeping. Or so he planned. For some reason, he was transported into the said novel as the extra mercenary added by the author. His loyal NPCs, a yandere secretary, a happy-go-lucky assassin, a sexy puppeteer, and two weapon maniac guys start to become sentient. He lead his mercenary band 'Hallowed Insects' toward an an unprecedented future in a Murim most turbulent era while enjoying his time. Fortunately, they still have their futuristic equipment with them. Tang Clan have a Poison Dagger, they have a Photon Sword. Shaolin Sect has a Qi Blast, they have a Railgun. And of course... "How much are you willing to pay to employ us? By the way, Demon Sect pay us 50,000 Golds to join their side in the upcoming war." ... he always sided with the highest bidder. === Warning: Story with R18 element

In the virtual realm of 'Aetheria Online,' death unveils an unsettling truth to Cian: he was merely an NPC in a game. Facing a cruel demise and losing his only friend at the hands of the formidable players, he vows to do to them what they had done to him. In a surprising twist of fate, Cian is transmigrated from the virtual world of 'Aetheria Online' into the body of a human player, Levi Bronte. He returns to Aetheria Fueled by a fervent desire for strength and revenge, he embarks on a quest to ascend to unprecedented levels. Guided by his AI companion, 'Blue,' Cian is resolute in his pursuit of vengeance against the players who once ended his life, all while adapting to his new life. He encounters a mix of characters ranging from players, to NPCs and Anti-players. Forcing him to make decisions that might affect the fate of both worlds ----------- A novel I enjoy writing, really hope you enjoy reading it just as much. More power stones = More motivation ----------- Not just wish fulfillment, an actual story that leaves you with stuff to think about. *Disclaimer:* This work is purely a product of imagination. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, events, or locations is entirely coincidental. The characters, incidents, and dialogues are creations of the author’s mind, designed for the sole purpose of storytelling. Dive in with the understanding that this is a journey through fiction.

《It's Not Funny》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

"The Veil of Illusions" is a gripping tale of love, betrayal, and the fight for freedom against forces beyond their control. With intricate dialogue, heart-pounding suspense, and a romance that transcends enemies, this novel blends fantasy, romance, and mystery in a spellbinding narrative where nothing is as it seems, and every choice comes with a price. As Isa and Alessandro stand at the edge of fate, the ultimate question remains: Can they rewrite their destinies, or will they fall victim to the prophecy that binds them both?

So to begin, this is technically a skyrim fanfic. Why isn't it in the fan-fics then? Simple! It's based on a game and I don't feel that counts as a fan-fic. Second, I've read like a few skyrim stories here lately. I liked them, as a bethesda fan boy... Well, now I need to take a crack at it. I literally start a new game of skyrim every new year. Its my tradition, so I felt I had to do this. If its bad, ah well. If its good, GREAT! Overall though, I feel we need more skyrim based stories or fan-fics. It has the perfect setting for the transmigration genre. Now read at your own risk.

After acquiring financial power, Shen Yuan had become the target of their spoken and written censure... Alternative titles of this book are "After Financial Freedom, They Offered Their Loyalty" and "Life Winner, I Have Multiple NPCs" There are some things you know. You will never regret opening this book...

What would happen if your game became so realistic? I ask myself that very often. When the gamer developer announced the last day countdown of the game called ' The 20 civilization ' were players can choose their own race. Well, 20 years later. I was about to log off on Vr(virtual reality)when suddenly, an Npc sent me a message saying, " I'm your Twin brother." Well, I talked with the Npc. He said he needed help from me, his twin brother. He told me that he reincarnated inside the game that they both used to play since high school. I don't know why I would believe and help a random npc just because he said he was my brother. So, I created an Army, castle, and all supplies for him. The more you find out about the npc. The crazy thing about it all. I was actually convinced and talking to my real brother inside the game. Everything he said was true. And now, he became king and conquered other race kingdoms. I his twin brother from another world is helping him outside his console.

In a universe where game and reality collide, an NPC character named Alexis Tilt—known in the virtual world of "Boundless" as the master strategist—finds himself ripped from his familiar, coded world and thrust into the hustle and bustle of modern-day Japan. When a hacker's sabotage wreaks havoc on the Global Game World Server, "Boundless Adventure" is consumed by glitches and fractures that send Alexis and other NPCs into the real world, not to mention the waves of creatures from his game world that threaten to appear every day at noon! As Alexis explores his new surroundings, curiosity overtakes him, and instead of scrambling to return, he finds himself captivated by the real world’s unprogrammed beauty and unpredictable rhythms. Now, he’s not just figuring out how to live; he’s learning how to thrive as a restaurant manager, navigating the daily grind with humor, curiosity, and tactical finesse. But the challenges of his digital past aren’t far behind. As creatures and beasts spawn into his new life during midday “Waves,” Alexis and other displaced NPCs from his world must join forces to protect the real world from Boundless Adventure’s perils, using strategy and bravery in ways he never anticipated. Will Alexis find a new calling in this world? Dive into a thrilling tale where gaming’s fantasy meets real-world challenges, adventure meets discovery, and every day brings new battles and surprises for Alexis in this new fresh, unscripted life that he stumbled upon.

Heaven is indifferent. God is indifferent to the suffering of people, just as the Player is indifferent to the fate of useless NPCs. Each Player becomes a God when he decides the fate of the entire world and its inhabitants. What if the Player himself becomes the character he previously controlled, and finds himself locked in a world he considered just a game?

"What the hell wrong with these villains and heroes of the novels ? Always getting their assess beaten up by the protagonists and then ultimately die by the hands of the protagonists. And protagonists always follow the same story and beat the villains and all those poor npc who have nothing to do with them and their fights." "IF I were in this novel world then I would have definitely chosen to live my life as a npc character who has nothing to do all of them." "Then why don't you come and try to change it all by yourself." Wnag Xuan, a normal boy who is addicted to novels and is very much dissatisfied with villains and heroes of those novels, himself gets transmigrated into the world of those novels where he has to navigate his life as a typical nobody npc character who knew about the plots of the story and he also has to deal with the heroines who can hear his inner thoughts.

Loner teen gets free ticket to an otherworldly experience.

Once a reincarnation or two show up in the world of a game, they tend to mess up the whole story - but then what if a ripple that their appearance created caused a seemingly random NPC to move forward on his own? The haggling demon. Cunning, ambitious, ruthless, always on the grind. The male yandere. While the reincarnated villainess and the reincarnated heroine try to change the world in their ways, the world starts revolving around him instead! All hail the rise of a new crimelord!

The Chinese culture is said to be one of the biggest and unique culture in the whole world, but everything changes when an evil presence woke up and desired to create a mass extinction to the Chinese culture. That was until, a group of Chinese and Indian people who had the powers to destroy the evils stepped up and fate decided to put them into the challenge and fight the evil. Everything lied on their hands to save the Chinese people from the danger ahead. ( This is an English work but still has some Mandarin and Tamil dialogues in the middle )

Choi Minji is a typical 30-year-old employee at a jewelry firm. In his free time, he enjoys reading and often visits the old library downtown. One day, he falls asleep and wakes up in a strange multiverse, confused and without a clear purpose. After panicking and surviving for a few days, he realizes he’s inside the world of a boy’s romance novel his co-worker once forced him to read. The problem? Forget about missions! The main character is odd, and the male lead is downright unsettling! All he wants is to go home. Yet, day by day, he finds himself unexpectedly needed to help the characters build their connections. BOOK COVER IS NOT MINE CREDITS TO THE RIGHT OWNER

韓瀟、《星海》の熟練レベル上げ業者が、東（ずお）方（ぜ）から来る不思議な力によってタイムトラベルした大軍に投げ込まれ、プレイヤーダッシュボードを持つNPCに変わり、《星海》の一般テスト前に戻り、困難度が最も高い機械系を選択しました。 軍艦は星海に広がり、星のメカはドラゴンのように飛び出す。幽力砲は天を滅ぼし、また、無限の機械の大軍が静かに個人倉庫に待機しています。 一人が全軍団！ もしプレイヤーが現れなければ、この本は真面目な形而上的なテーマになるでしょう…… NPCとして、普通のNPCはプレイヤー機能を完全に……任務発行？好感度調整？スキル伝授？ 電子スポーツの一番美女？スキルを学びたいだけ？辞退、私の身体を売るつもりはありません ちょっと待って、このグループのプレイヤーは皆知っている さて、現実の世界も十年前に戻りました。

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

As the alien shared glimpses of its home planet and the wonders of the cosmos, the room transformed into a canvas of interstellar beauty. The walls seemed to dissolve, replaced by celestial landscapes and swirling galaxies. Kate and Tim, no longer confined by the weird, embraced the real spectacle unfolding before them. Questions flowed like a cosmic river, a dialogue between worlds. The alien, in turn, sought to understand the intricacies of human emotion, the fleeting moments that defined their existence. It was a meeting of minds and hearts, a bridge between Earth and the Cosmos. The siblings couldn't shake the feeling that they are now part of something extraordinary.

Two worlds collide in the new VRMMORPG, 'Pantheon Online', as Colt Anderson desperately joins the game in a bid to save his failing gaming career. At first, he thought it would be like any other game...  That was until he discovered the players would be the Gods of this world. The goal? To spread their influence among the mortals (NPC's). However, if their Divinity ever reached zero, they would be forcefully ejected from the game forever.  As Colt is driven forward by his ambition, his beliefs as a gamer are called into question. Tough choices lay ahead, while his feelings for an NPC become complicated as they face the coming storms together.

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Villain or hero? What does the world which was once surrounded by the void have in store for our mc Koku Kurayami? will Koku live a normal life, the life of the hero, or the life of a villain? what devesting powers will he obtain? what’ll happen in his journey? Update: Starting Vol 4, dialogue will improve drastically. This counts for Vol 4 and the ones after. The Volumes before the number 4 will be fixed, edited and blended in with this new dialogue formatting. (Only the dialogue.) Thank you readers for supporting VSW enjoy your reads! (After each volume is finished a, 1 month break will be taken)

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Neither Skyrim nor the art is mine, and I claim no ownership. (if asked I will remove it) Those that serve the mistress of Night are known as Nightingales. Thievery, cunning, and ambition are characteristics that makes up any Nightingale. Born into the guild and raised to steal and cut throats, Rava is the best weapon in the arsenal of Nocturnal, too bad his talents are wasted being a glorified bouncer. Now with his chance to truly live the life for himself, he might decide he's not too keen on continued existence in the infinite void after death

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Join West Sun as he tries to come to terms with the fact that his salted fish live has ended and must now travel to a new world… as a NPC