Funny Skyrim Npc Dialogue

In a future where the line between reality and virtual reality is all but erased, RPG games reign supreme. A young programmer, driven by an intense urge to escape poverty and an unwavering dream, pours his soul into creating Bloodbound Ascension, a ruthless online game. But his journey ends tragically when exhaustion claims his life, only for him to awaken within his own creation as an NPC trapped in one of its deadliest Towers. Armed with the knowledge of every trap, secret, and monster, he must navigate the brutal world he designed, struggling to survive against other NPCs and the merciless mechanics of Bloodbound Ascension. In a realm where the line between creator and creation no longer exists, can he rewrite his fate, or will his masterpiece become his tomb?

Once the brightest star, Yun Chen lost everything after an accident. He witnessed both the best and worst of those around him, eventually seeking solace in virtual reality games that simulated an ancient cultivation world. In the game, he became the leader of a clan, a master in every field, and a warrior who bravely fought against the hordes of zombies and demons that ravaged the land. He ranked first on all the leaderboards and was worshipped as a god. However, even the greatest heroes must face death. But Yun Chen remained calm. He did everything he wanted to do and even planned his death so he could be reborn as an NPC in his beloved game… huh? NPC? Oh well, it’s not that bad. Create quests, gain prestige, influence, and reputation, and then plan everything from behind. Starting from scratch in an apocalyptic world? Well, he’s already fought zombies and demons, so a couple more ghosts, human betrayals, and political strife won’t hurt him. The hardest part was definitely wasting time cultivating, but he found a way around it without paying more... In the end, Feng Rui did get a couple of nice perks and rare treasures...

"Players? NPCs?" What happens when a game stops being a game? Lionel never imagined that playing a VR game would become the most dangerous decision of his life. On his third login, he was presented with a choice he couldn’t refuse: [Do you want to recreate your character?] [YES OR YES] What started as a routine adventure spiraled into a waking nightmare. Trapped in the game world, Lionel found himself transformed into a vampire—not just any vampire, but a crippled, powerless blood slave, nothing more than prey in a brutal world designed for hunters. Survival seemed impossible. But Lionel wasn’t like the others. Somewhere between player and NPC, he became an anomaly—a glitch in the system. His existence defied the rules of the game, making him something entirely unique. When all hope seemed lost, Lionel awakened a hidden, game-breaking ability: SSS-ranked Blood Affinity—a power so rare it had only been seen twice in recorded history. Armed with the Crimson Bloodline, a legacy of forbidden and mysterious abilities, Lionel begins to rewrite his fate, discovering he can bend the very rules of the world around him. But his newfound power doesn’t come without cost. Now, Lionel is caught in a deadly balance between two worlds, hunted by players and NPCs alike. In this game-turned-reality, survival isn’t enough. He has to grow stronger and find his right place.

Lothair is a serial killer who detest imperfection on human’s facial features, which resulted in him having a compulsory behavior of wanting to strip people’s faces. After he dies, he finds himself as Narcissus, a beautiful and adorable female NPC inside a state-of-the-art VRMMO world of the latest craze called Fallen Carcosa Online. But despite being a fantasy-filled game, the world feels strangely realistic. Too realistic, even. Game-like systems and magic exist but so do plagues, politics, economy, and the horror hidden in plain sight. When pried open, an actual human-like anatomy can be seen beyond the skin of the NPC’s face—with little to no censor. Everything feels too immersive. Except Narcissus, Lothair’s new identity. When Narcissus tried to scrape off the face of her new adorable body, she found an abyssal void with little to no end. This story marks the birth for the King in Yellow. - Warning, this story contain: Male-to-Female Genderbend, GL/Yuri, Occasional Futa MC, Yanderes, Harem, Self-Cest. - Follow the creative and attentive Narcissus, a nuanced former serial-killer who will gradually becomes stronger, experienced, maddening, horrifying, but also mature, wise, conflicted, and complex—in this near-endless journey. Where souls unsung and tears unshed. In the land of Lost Carcosa.

After putting a suggestion to add a mercenary in a bad Murim novel he read, Leo would finish a mission with his NPCs before sleeping. Or so he planned. For some reason, he was transported into the said novel as the extra mercenary added by the author. His loyal NPCs, a yandere secretary, a happy-go-lucky assassin, a sexy puppeteer, and two weapon maniac guys start to become sentient. He lead his mercenary band 'Hallowed Insects' toward an an unprecedented future in a Murim most turbulent era while enjoying his time. Fortunately, they still have their futuristic equipment with them. Tang Clan have a Poison Dagger, they have a Photon Sword. Shaolin Sect has a Qi Blast, they have a Railgun. And of course... "How much are you willing to pay to employ us? By the way, Demon Sect pay us 50,000 Golds to join their side in the upcoming war." ... he always sided with the highest bidder. === Warning: Story with R18 element

[Dragon's Roar], a highly praised game at launch that was completely forgotten a year later. Only a small community, focused on achieving the last ending out of the 42 possible, an ending no player has ever reached and is theorized to be the game's true ending, was left. And out of every single character available, i ended up transmigrating in the body of the single worst character of the game. Now i have to become stronger if i want to avoid any bad ending that leads to an apocalypse that'll destroy the whole world. _____________ This is my first time writing a story. So i hope that you, dear reader, enjoy the story i want to tell

Azra is an ordinary man with a modest job and simple ambitions—until his life is cut short in a freak accident on the construction site where he works. But death is only the beginning. Azra wakes up not in the afterlife, but in the body of another "Azra" in a world that both mirrors and deviates drastically from his own. This world bears the scars of nuclear devastation and the ravages of a catastrophic meteor impact that have shaped society in unrecognizable ways. Here, survival is not just a matter of making ends meet, but of adapting to an entirely foreign culture, built on hard-won resilience and primal rules. Facing a harsh environment where resources are scarce and civilization itself is a shadow of what he once knew, Azra must learn to navigate the brutal remnants of a society shaped by disaster. Despite the bleakness, Azra, now a head of a family, Azra had to adapts to his new environment. He rises to the challenges of this apocalyptic world, he begins to forge a life that surpasses his past, one marked by hope, community, and survival against all odds. But with every step forward, Azra faces questions that haunt him: Is he living the life meant for this world’s Azra, or is he carving out a destiny that defies both fate and fear? And can he, in this fractured reality, build a new future that will last? ---------------- ““. Dialogue []. System Dialogue/Electronical Dialogue (). Inner monologue . Sound Effect --------------- Reminder; This Novel is a fictional story. There will be Violence, Gore and Content for Mature Audience that will marked with (X) for a light ones, (XX) for the heavier ones. Do enjoy the story and if you liked them, please review, comment, add to collections. your support is very appreciated and kept me motivated, in this depressing world.

Somehow, I don't know how for sure, though, I've been sent to the world of my favorite game, Skyrim. The longer I'm here, the more I notice that this world is real. Not simply realistic, but real. Everything I do has an effect on the world, either good or bad, especially in the case with the storylines. I love Skyrim, but I'm not going to be able to survive here, right? How do I get out? Getting out isn't even the beginning of my problems. The longer I stay here, the more I realize – things are different, and not necessarily for the better. -------------- As embarrassing as this is, this is a Skyrim fanfic. It's probably permanently in progress, as I'm mainly just using it as a drawing board to practice writing storylines for games. Writing it out is just a fun way I've got for going about it. I've also written this in a style so that people who haven't played any of the Elder Scrolls series of games can read it as well. I warn you, though, there's a *lot* of words. Side note: I've also got this story on other sites/apps, in case you want to read it there. -------------- This is also a challenge to That Guy Right There. This is a combination of how I would write the fanfic you made, along with the fact that I got tired of waiting for the author, That Guy Right There, to finish his story, "Living Skyrim." It's pretty good, y'all should check it out. However, Guy's mc is an asshole, so I warn you now. The puns he makes are also kinda bad. So I challenge you, Guy. I'm gonna write my version of how it'd go, and you finish yours (unless you died.) This is a direct copy from my work on my other accounts on various reading/writing apps. Check that one out, too. It doesn't matter to me which you support, cuz I'm not monetized by any. I'm just the writer, man.

After an unexpected accident claims his life, an ordinary young man awakens to find himself in the world of a novel he once read obsessively. However, instead of becoming the hero or the villain, he’s reincarnated as a minor NPC—a forgettable background character with no significance to the story. Armed with his knowledge of the plot and an unyielding determination to change his fate, he begins to navigate the treacherous halls of the prestigious Aetherial Academy, where prodigies shape the future of the world. But this is no ordinary academy, and this is no ordinary role. The character he inhabits is tied to the undercurrents of a hidden conspiracy that could upend the novel’s storyline. As the story’s legendary protagonists—a dashing hero, a cunning mage, and a brooding antihero—forge their paths, the former office worker must play his role with precision, slowly weaving himself into the story. With danger lurking around every corner, alliances tested, and secrets unraveling, can he rise from the shadows of insignificance to alter the destiny of the academy—and perhaps the entire world? Or will he remain bound to his NPC role, destined to fade into the background of a tale that was never his? “Taking Over the Academy as an NPC” is a gripping tale of second chances, cunning strategy, and rewriting one’s fate against all odds.

Once a reincarnation or two show up in the world of a game, they tend to mess up the whole story - but then what if a ripple that their appearance created caused a seemingly random NPC to move forward on his own? The haggling demon. Cunning, ambitious, ruthless, always on the grind. The male yandere. While the reincarnated villainess and the reincarnated heroine try to change the world in their ways, the world starts revolving around him instead! All hail the rise of a new crimelord!

So to begin, this is technically a skyrim fanfic. Why isn't it in the fan-fics then? Simple! It's based on a game and I don't feel that counts as a fan-fic. Second, I've read like a few skyrim stories here lately. I liked them, as a bethesda fan boy... Well, now I need to take a crack at it. I literally start a new game of skyrim every new year. Its my tradition, so I felt I had to do this. If its bad, ah well. If its good, GREAT! Overall though, I feel we need more skyrim based stories or fan-fics. It has the perfect setting for the transmigration genre. Now read at your own risk.

---Summary--- I'm Dang Minh Nhat, I'm a miserable unemployed person who depends on my parents. My life goes on peacefully and normally. That makes me no different from a real life NPC. My hobby is reading online novels. My favorite novel is "The Mage of Destiny". And I'm a crazy fan. On the day the new chapter of that novel was released, the app on my laptop crashed and I couldn't read the latest chapter. Swallowing my anger, I slept and hoped that I could read it tomorrow morning. But when I woke up, I found myself in a completely different body. A strange face that I had never seen before. After a while of searching, I found out that I had transmigrated into the body of a character in the novel "The Mage of Destiny". An NPC named Danz Grayson. Well...since I transmigrated, I had to stay away from the main characters. I didn't want to be in danger. But I also want to be by their side and watch them grow. How difficult... Okay! I'll become a real NPC. A background character and I'll follow those main characters silently. I'll watch them grow with my own eyes. Little did I know that was an absolutely wrong decision... --- The author is very lazy so the posting schedule will be random, someday when I lose interest I might drop it. I write just to satisfy my passion, for fun. So don't attack me if my work is similar with other works. I don't have much creativity in writing... Inspired by many different novels, it's easy to see similarities, little or significant depending on the details. It's probably quite general. If you don't like it, just skip. I use Google Translate to help me write this novel so there are a lot of grammar errors and unclear sentences. If you don't understand, please just comment and I will try my best to explain it. --- ChiiRi

In the vast virtual world of Helion Online, Cian’s existence was nothing more than scripted routines and prewritten dialogue. As an NPC, he was designed to serve the story—until the day everything changed. Killed mercilessly by powerful players, Cian's world crumbled, and with it, the illusion of his reality. But death unveiled an unsettling truth: he wasn’t just an NPC; he was sentient. As rage and grief over his friend’s demise consumed him, Cian swore revenge on the very players who had treated his life as expendable. Fate takes an unexpected turn when Cian is reborn into the body of a human player, Levi Bronte. With this second chance, he reenters Helion Online not as a passive character but as a formidable player. Guided by his enigmatic AI companion, Blue, Cian begins a relentless journey to gain strength, uncover hidden truths, and reshape the rules of the game. But the path to vengeance is fraught with challenges. As Cian encounters players, NPCs, and Anti-Players, he must navigate alliances and rivalries that blur the lines between hero and villain. Each decision he makes ripples across both the digital and real worlds, forcing him to confront the price of power and the meaning of humanity. ...... If you have read it before, just give it another shot. I'll be releasing a chapter every day. ......

One Day Some Of His Partners In Crime betrayed Ethan A Notorious Villain, And He Died But That's Not Where The Story Ends It's Where Is Begins, Ethan Was Reborn In A Fantasy World. In This Fantasy World, He Finds Out That He Is Now An NPC. After A While In This Fantasy World He Finds A Way To Get To Earth And On His First Day On Earth He Finds Out A Game has Just Got Released That Looks Similar To The Fantasy World But He Doesn't Bother Him Because His True Goal Is To Get Revenge On The Ones Who Betrayed Him.

Have you ever seen someone die over 90,000 times? Do you want your sadistic fetishes to be fulfilled? Before I realized it, I had died 90,000 times. Each time I died, the timeline was reset and I would have to do everything from the beginning. The checkpoints saved me. I'm a dragon. Not self-proclaimed, but the real deal and I would do anything to survive.

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What if you wake up one day and find yourself within your favorite video game! What will you do when you come to know that you are not only an NPC in the game but you have been transported at a time when this game was not even launched. What happens when the hero of the story, Garv Rathore, is facing similar circumstances? How will Garv Rathore deal with this transmission?

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Long after the fall of modern society, a young man navigates the recovering new world in search of his past. Abandoned as a baby, and a series of unfortunate events later, his quest leads him to infiltrate the most powerful organization on the planet, the Legion Research Empire. With a DNA match as his only lead, he puts everything on the line to figure out how the secretive powerhouse of the new world is involved in his origins. Follow Rhaegah as he discovers extraordinary truths about himself, and uncovers deeply hidden secrets of the world that’ll change EVERYTHING.

Death Sovereign: Evolving Monster's Vengeance "I've been reborn in a cultivation game world?" A young man asked the void, but received no answer. His face was filled with shock as he noticed a peculiar red mark on his wrist. Having played the game before, Kai knew that the mark belonged to the abyss fox tribe, and according to the story, he was destined to become a mere mini-boss, doomed to fall like countless others. Kai had endured many hardships in his past—a vile, abusive birth mother, followed by the sudden death of his kind step-parents, leaving him alone to face the world. Determined not to live a fruitless life again, he vowed to become rich, powerful, and live a hedonistic life, though he knew the road ahead would be tough. He had to hide his identity in a sect that hated demons to their core, but he also lacked the advantage of knowing future details. After all, Kai had skipped many NPC dialogues, caring only about the battles and attractive art. But when he crossed through the minor stage in his first realm, a peculiar prompt appeared in front of him. ['Dao Extraction' Unlocked.] And so, the grind of a plunderer began.

'The next batch of players will be arriving soon.' 'Remember to act your part well. Don't step out of bounds. Don't go out of character or you'll suffer the consequences.' In the game world, Faye was nothing but an NPC who owned a bookstore. That was all the players saw, and that was what she was known as, but what if she was more than that? After a meeting with the 'main character' of the game, things take a turn for the NPC Faye and she becomes more aware of her status and the world around her, more than she ever did before.

One morning, when Eli opened his eyes, the world around him had changed. The customers in the café suddenly looked very strange in their battle attire, some even had animal ears and a few didn’t seem human at all. The world had changed, but Eli's life remained the same, as he was still the owner of a small coffee shop. However, there were a few troublesome individuals who always liked to disturb his life. The no. 1 hunter, Julian, always preferred to quietly order a black coffee and sit drinking until late at night. A secret organization met every three days to discuss terrifying-sounding conspiracies. A beautiful teenager fell into a puddle of blood on a rainy day... "Please do not disturb the daily life of an ordinary person..."

What does it mean to exist when your entire world is a construct? Gerard, a tutorial NPC created to assist players, was nothing more than lines of code—until the day he awakened. Suddenly aware of his own existence, Gerard begins to question the purpose of his creation and the boundaries of the virtual world he inhabits. This is the story of an NPC who defied his destiny, uncovered the truth of his existence, and rose to greatness in a world that never intended for him to be more than a tool. --- This is the first time I'm writing and English is not my native language so expect a lot of grammatical errors and poor vocabulary.

When Earth’s population is suddenly thrust into a chaotic fantasy world, survival becomes a daunting challenge. While many scramble to secure alliances or fend off monsters, Adam awakens a unique power—the NPC System. This system allows him to create and manage NPCs skilled in crafting, combat, trade, and more, forming a growing kingdom of loyal subordinates. Adam quickly rises as a force to reckon with, using his NPCs not only for protection but also to dominate trade channels and gather resources efficiently. As rival players and monstrous invaders target him, Adam’s kingdom becomes the foundation of a new power. He must fend off challenges from monstrous invasions, native factions, and rival transmigrators, all while aiming to build a lasting legacy in a world teetering on the edge of chaos.

Heaven is indifferent. God is indifferent to the suffering of people, just as the Player is indifferent to the fate of useless NPCs. Each Player becomes a God when he decides the fate of the entire world and its inhabitants. What if the Player himself becomes the character he previously controlled, and finds himself locked in a world he considered just a game?

After a betrayal of his last party, Ameanum lost everything he had in the VRMMORPG game Tower Of Enerias and was led to waking up as one of its NPC. Now he is working his way back to get what was his and more, but on the way, he finds things he didn't have before. A real Family. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/5aPjRYx5hK

Lena revient dans le quartier de son enfance, qu’elle découvre au bord de bouleversements profonds. L’ancienne librairie, autrefois un centre animé d’échange culturel, est restée fermée pendant des années. Aujourd’hui, face à la gentrification qui s’installe et aux petites entreprises qui luttent pour survivre, Lena rêve de redonner vie à cet espace intime en le transformant en un centre vibrant d’art, d’apprentissage et de dialogue. Grâce à la confiance hésitante d’un commerçant méfiant, au potentiel inexploité d’un jeune musicien tiraillé entre son art et la quête de gloire sur les réseaux sociaux, et à la sagesse douce d’un enseignant à la retraite, Lena découvre que les liens communautaires sont aussi fragiles qu’essentiels. Ensemble, ils tentent de briser le cercle de l’indifférence et de la déconnexion, une lecture de poésie, une peinture murale et une soirée micro ouvert à la fois. Chuchotements entre les Étagères propose une exploration inspirante de la résilience, du dialogue et du pouvoir discret des espaces culturels dans un environnement urbain. C’est un voyage qui célèbre le courage nécessaire pour réécrire l’histoire d’un quartier, un lecteur, une histoire et une conversation à la fois.

Join West Sun as he tries to come to terms with the fact that his salted fish live has ended and must now travel to a new world… as a NPC

In a universe where game and reality collide, an NPC character named Alexis Tilt—known in the virtual world of "Boundless" as the master strategist—finds himself ripped from his familiar, coded world and thrust into the hustle and bustle of modern-day Japan. When a hacker's sabotage wreaks havoc on the Global Game World Server, "Boundless Adventure" is consumed by glitches and fractures that send Alexis and other NPCs into the real world, not to mention the waves of creatures from his game world that threaten to appear every day at noon! As Alexis explores his new surroundings, curiosity overtakes him, and instead of scrambling to return, he finds himself captivated by the real world’s unprogrammed beauty and unpredictable rhythms. Now, he’s not just figuring out how to live; he’s learning how to thrive as a restaurant manager, navigating the daily grind with humor, curiosity, and tactical finesse. But the challenges of his digital past aren’t far behind. As creatures and beasts spawn into his new life during midday “Waves,” Alexis and other displaced NPCs from his world must join forces to protect the real world from Boundless Adventure’s perils, using strategy and bravery in ways he never anticipated. Will Alexis find a new calling in this world? Dive into a thrilling tale where gaming’s fantasy meets real-world challenges, adventure meets discovery, and every day brings new battles and surprises for Alexis in this new fresh, unscripted life that he stumbled upon.