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Zhang Yan worked desperately for three years, just to earn money to buy a house. It turned out that all the money was secretly transferred by the fiancée to her ex-boyfriend to start a business. In anger, the god-level selection system was activated. 1. Choose to forgive her and get the title of Green Hair Turtle who bears the burden of humiliation. 2. Who doesn't have an ex? I called my ex-girlfriend and said I regretted it and wanted to get back with you. Get 30,000,000 soft sister coins, and one yuan to buy a house voucher. " It's still a choice! ? Immediately, Zhang Yan called his ex-girlfriend to apply for love: "I regret it and want to get back with you." "I'll be there soon." Fifteen minutes later, a ninety-nine-point beauty drove a Lamborghini* and came over with a household registration book...

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