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Plot Armor: Ordered a Burger, Got Burdened With Destiny

In the beginning, there was hunger. Not the hunger of gods nor the metaphorical yearning of the soul—no. Just regular, stomach-growling, “I skipped breakfast, and my fridge is empty” hunger. My name is unimportant (seriously, I forgot it after the third wormhole). I was an average nobody on a very average Earth, dreaming only of something greasy, cheesy, and ideally served with fries. But the universe? The universe had other plans. One wrong turn. One cursed Yelp review—one glowing burger shack in a back alley that should not have existed—and boom. I’m flung headfirst into a multiverse of chaos, chosen by a sentient deep-fryer to wield the power of the Forbidden Combo Meal. Now I’m: - Accidentally immortal - Casually vaporizing star systems when I sneeze - Being worshipped by a cult of toaster-wielding monks - Apparently prophesied to marry the Supreme Empress of the Fifth Reality (who is, yes, also a dragon) - Hunted by a multiversal HR department that claims I violated “narrative structure” - And somehow still broke because cosmic power doesn’t pay for snacks Every time I try to sit down and eat, something explodes. A timeline collapses. A villain monologues. Or worse—a new arc begins. I’ve defeated ancient evils using only napkins. I’ve talked eldritch horrors out of invading just by explaining taxes. I’ve become a god… six times. I got demoted. Twice. I have three theme songs, a fan club I didn’t authorize, and a sword that screams whenever I touch pickles. All I ever wanted… Was. A. Burger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plot Armor is an unhinged, fourth-wall-shattering, genre-obliterating power fantasy where one man’s lunch break becomes a battle against logic, fate, and bad storytelling. Expect: - OP protagonist energy - Absurd comedy - Meta nonsense - Chaotic worldbuilding - And exactly zero chill. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reader discretion advised: contains reckless narrative pacing, emotionally confused magical girls, and at least one sentient sandwich with diplomatic immunity.
404PlotNotFound · 3.7K Views

[BL] The Diabolic Cultivator Thief

After living a 'carefree life' and dying a tragic death, Advik thought that everything ended for good. But life is full of surprises and heaven likes to play with everyone. Hence, when he was ready to meet Yama in the netherworld, he opened his eyes in a place called Lost Soul's Realm and met three gods who told him that he died two thousand years ago. As if that was not enough to shock him when he was told that he is just a wandering soul and the only memories he has left are about or related to His Highness Shwet. Advik: "What the hell did I even do in my past life to deserve this?" Heaven: "You destroyed the entire empire of the person you loved the most and killed him." Advik: QAQ ... [Additional Tags] Slow Burn, Action, Adventure, Romance, Drama, Martial Arts, Supernatural, Ancient Times, Carefree Protagonist, Cruel Characters, Death of Loved Ones, Demonic Cultivation Techniques, Demons, Enemies Become Lovers, Evil Gods, Fantasy World, God-human Relationship, Hiding True Abilities, Long Separations, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Manly Gay Couple, Misunderstandings, Playful Protagonist, Puppeteers, Strong Love Interest, Tragic Past, Angst, Multiple Couples, Devoted Love Interest. ... Trigger warning: Description of Gore, Gruesome Scene, Blood, Violence, Self-Harm, Harrasment, Sexual Harassment, Manipulation, and other dark issues/themes. ... Twitter: @Park_Nambyul Facebook: @Park Nambyul Instagram: @park.nambyul Discord: @park_nambyul
Park_Nambyul · 119.9K Views

Shadow Heist: The Rise of the Phantom Thief

In a world of celestial sects, hidden realms, and ruthless clans, our nameless protagonist was born into obscurity, destined for an ordinary life—until fate intervened. Armed with an evolving growth-type ability, the mysterious Divine Hand that can bypass any restriction, and an unshakable will, he embarks on a journey that will shake the foundations of the world. But power comes at a cost. His greatest strength—the ability to create clones—comes with unpredictable quirks. Each clone inherits a random trait, from greed to gluttony, laziness to flirtation, ensuring that every heist, every mission, is filled with chaos and comedy. Alongside him is the Ice Empress, a peerless beauty with an icy demeanor that melts only for him. Though her noble background frowns upon their connection, she remains unwavering, much to the dismay of those who see him as unworthy. Her affection—blatant and relentless—causes no end of trouble, especially when she freezes entire battlefields just to protect him. Then there’s Fatty Zhu, his perverted, money-loving companion. With a knack for infiltration, an insatiable greed, and an uncanny ability to scam even the richest clans, he stumbles from one misadventure to another. Though he avoids trouble when it doesn’t promise profit, his comedic suffering—especially at the hands of beautiful women—knows no bounds. Together, they navigate a world of ancient ruins, divine treasures, and celestial conspiracies, outwitting scheming sects, infuriating powerful families, and pulling off legendary heists that become the stuff of myth. But as the protagonist’s power grows, so do the enemies lurking in the shadows. Will he remain a phantom thief forever, or is he destined for something greater—something beyond the Dao itself?
Mpero_Ace · 5.1K Views
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