Mitsuri Bathtub

When William awakens submerged in a bathtub filled with blood, his life veers into the unimaginable. With no recollection of how he got there, he soon discovers he's become an unwilling player in the mysterious "Sequence Game"—a perilous competition that transcends reality and plunges participants into otherworldly realms. As William navigates these strange new worlds, he encounters bizarre legends and witnesses the birth of eerie entities. Whispers of an impending catastrophe grow louder: malevolent gods are invading, ancient powers are reawakening, and the fabric of reality is unraveling. Humanity teeters on the brink as extraordinary paths to divinity unfold before them, offering both salvation and temptation. Amidst the chaos, a beacon of hope emerges in the form of William, a fearless warrior wielding a spear and an unyielding spirit. Striding boldly at the forefront of this epochal shift, William becomes a symbol of resistance against the encroaching darkness. William must unravel the secrets of the Sequence Game and harness newfound powers to stand against the looming apocalypse. With the death knell of their world sounding and a cosmic countdown echoing in everyone's ears, they race against time to prevent ultimate destruction. In a reality where myths become tangible and every choice could herald doom or deliverance, who will rise as the final savior? The Sequence Game is a gripping odyssey of destiny, courage, and the relentless fight against cosmic annihilation. Journey with William as he confront ancient evils, forge unbreakable bonds, and strive to save not just their world, but all of existence. #VR

Calais longs for rest, but her peace is disrupted by Verita, a goddess claiming to be her mother. The truth is revealed when a girl named Beryl mysteriously appears in her bathtub: Calais is destined to become a goddess. However, Beryl is actually Natty, a rebel leader, who offers Calais a choice: embrace her divine fate or join a rebellion against the gods.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Did you ever drop your phone in the bathtub and die? Well I DID! And now I'm in some fantasy world as a stupid baby. What gives!? Where's my OP skills? Oh wait...I have that. But what about my hot harem of ladies? Maaaaybe life isn't so bad. Still, I didn't get run over by Truck-kun! My Smartphone System has: No NTR! No Yuri! Lots of plot! ;) Op skills! A unique and detailed system using multiple apps on his smartphone! Epic battles! Did I mention hot milfs, elves, demons, slime girls, and a sexy spider? Don't waste another second, hit that read button like your life depends it! I update My Smartphone System once per day!

The anticipated engagement party turns into a broken engagement announcement and a notice of expulsion from the house. In one day, Anna lost everything. She accidentally activated a space and took the business’ supplies for revenge. But who would have thought that natural disasters will come? The world is changing and resources become scarce. So, the style of painting changed. When other people are scrambling to find something to eat, Anna was still cooking at home. When other people are fighting for food, Anna was lying on her bed while snacking her favorite chips. When other people are working hard to get some water, Anna was lying on her bathtub comfortably. The relatives came to the door for help. Anna only looked at them coldly and spat out, "Scram!" Her ex fiancé also came, asking for reconciliation and love. Her new man kicked him out of the door and slammed it shut. He then looked at Anna with a pitiful look. "Wife, do you not want me anymore? I'm easy to raise." Anna looked at the puppy like man and pulled him closer with a smile on her face. . . . It was only later she realized that the puppy is actually a big bad wolf... But the goods couldn’t be returned! … Notes: the cover is an AI image. I only edited it a bit.

"I fucking hate you, my dear husband!" "Same here, my dear crazy wife!" ++++ When a rebirth deal was proposed, Ziana accepted it without hesitation. All she needed to do was marry a Grim Reaper and be his wife until he completed his mission on Earth. It was that simple. But wait, did she mention that this Grim Reaper was not just handsome but also rude, sarcastic, and arrogant AF. Mischief and menace were his middle names and he brought nothing but chaos to her peaceful life. What's worse? He loved playing with her and she wanted to get rid of him soon. But now that her blood was strangely attracting demons, would she still push him away? And perhaps end up dying again? +++ Excerpt: "I hope you drown in your bathtub!" Ziana fumed in frustration. It had only been a week, and she was already aching to kill this damn creature. "We can try it together, sweetheart." Zayden smirked and leaning closer, he whispered in her ears, "Preferably naked." ++++ If you find it interesting, please add it to your library. Votes, comments, and reviews are much appreciated ^.^

loser , nerd , and more that's my nicknames I wasted my life on anime , games , and all my reincarnation fantasies dreams were the only things that i have achieved in my pathetic life. I died in my room but no one found that i died. pathetic death f**k I drowned in the bathtub (because I slept) my last wish was to live a new life

[Mature Content. No rape] After Rivienne, the daughter of the Grand Duke Carmillion of the Vassilios Empire, got into a deathly accident at such a young age, everyone thought that she was living in the countryside, getting better in her fragile health. Nevertheless, she became a gorgeous lady and the future monarch of the empire. Yet she wanted nothing but to close her eyes forever and get rid of her existence. Despite her name, her dreams, her hateful family, and her arrogant fiancé, Rivienne wore a mask of innocence, tangling with an assignment, only to protect the imperium from the enemies. But her fated love and the cursed prince who craved her misery and feasted upon it would never have the will to let go of her. Would she be able to break her chains and sore in the sky? Or would she be devil-bound and live as she hated the most? [EXCERPTS] She was burning. She felt her heart thundering. Her ragged breath could melt iron. She fell on her knees when the water was right before her. The fire within her screamed for her to spread their wings, yet she did not want to. The world was not worthy enough for her to destroy.  Sweating buckets, she gasped for the air, facing the ceiling lying on the floor. She wanted to rip off the sticky petticoat along with her skin. Under the dim light of candles, she thought, 'So this is how I die,' She scoffed, gulping. 'This was how Rivienne died without dying,' Perfect! "Oh! Dear," His mocking voice did not even let her finish her life. She eyed him with utter hatred as the angelic man, stained with blood, stopped biting his inner cheek and tossed away the bloody dagger, pushing himself up from the door he was leaning on, watching leisurely. And then he approached his dear painter. "Would you look at this?" He wiped the blood on his unreadable face with the back of his palm and sighed, looking at her. "Get lost!"  She was able to tell him the most important thing. Disappear from my life. Everything was confusing after this man. And he never listened. Still keeping his dull expression, he scooped her with one swift movement as she began to kick him, wiggling, wasting her last drop of energy. It was useless. He shoved her into the bathtub abruptly, imprisoning her beneath him in the icy water.  She kept rebelling against his force, pushing him away and cursing. When the opening occurred, she cupped his neck.  Kill him! Burn him! Her ears echoed.  "... You little!" He gritted his teeth, and his jaw twitched, enduring the monstrous pain she brought. Her lips curved up victoriously and stubbornly when he was defeated. Yet it did not last long. He dipped her in the water in a blink, taking the hand that almost killed him as he clashed his lips with hers, becoming the blizzard for her flaming hell.  *Vote and check out the images of some scenes in paragraph comments. **Cover is mine. Do not use images without permission.

A dark rainy night, with thundering no one could afford to be awake but to Kahlan enshrouded in darkness the eerie sound was like a tranquil music to her ears. All that could be seen in the dark bathroom was her beautiful cold eyes. Playing with the ice cold water in the bathtub she's in, she emitted a dark aura. Elegantly throwing her head back, she laughed, a laughter that could make one break out in cold sweat. Slowly raising her glass of wine to take a sip...she smiled evily. *Five years ago* "I love you Leo" Kahlan's sweet voice echoed. " K, I love you too. Want to you to be the mother of my kids" Leo's voice sounded with gentleness. Kahlan's heart melted, she looked down with blushed cheeks. Leo could not help but smile at his naive and innocent sweetheart, taking her into his arms he kissed her passionately. Betrayed by her family and the one she loved the most, her baby was heartlessly dug out from her belly to save her step sister and then she was left to die. Kahlan is on a mission to make those that made her suffer pay dearly with their lives. A certain demonic, billionaire CEO "don't stain your pretty hands, let me do the work" he said with a bone chilling smile and mischief in his eyes His son "mummy, I will protect you" The big bun and little bun bringing light to her once dark life. From a dark mafia goddess to gentle mother.

"Genova is missing!" Sally yells so hard that she doesn't need a gong and a trumpet to make this announcement. These three words and audible gasps of shock from the workers outside put us all in panic. "How did you know?" Damon lets go of her, and she goes crashing on the floor due to her ill-judged movement. "She dumped the wedding dress inside a bathtub full of water, and I've spent over an hour searching everywhere for her," My stomach squeezes and tightens into knots, as I try to properly align the words I just heard. "Can it be that she eloped with an old lover?"  "Did she possibly develop a tad of cold feet before the wedding?" "Aside from smoking which of course is a bad habit, Genova is a nice girl. Alpha Cahill might be abusive because of his alleged monstrous nature," "Fucking worse timing of the century, isn't it?" Several uncertain questions are flying in the air, until my mother, Meredith Rose, slams her fist against the table in front of everyone, startling us all and gaining silence almost immediately  "Enough!" She bellows, her veins bulging out along her neck in exasperation. "We've got to figure out a way out of this, Or Alpha Cahill will shred us into pieces. The loans we are owing, your father's uncleared debts after his death. My fucking god, I can't believe Genova will do this to us," mom facepalms in distress, tapping her feet against the floor in frustration. "Let's go find her, it might be she's homesick already and wants some time alone," Archibald suggests, while he's being stopped by Sally with a raise of the hand. "Few of the workers formed a search party and one came with the news of someone seeing a tomboy who bears a striking resemblance to Genova, running away with a man." Sally points this out, and all three of my brothers exchange knowing looks, with their lips thinning. "Jack Snyder," they chorus and I gasp. I cannot believe she's ran away with that psycho ex of hers. Who in their right state of mind will ditch her own wedding with Alpha Cahill and run away with a man who's lost all sanity? My mom who has been silent all these while suddenly shivers-jolts, her eyes sparkling with certainty, then she points at me, the youngest Brewer sibling.  "You, Mathilda...you will have to take the place of your sister to marry Alpha Cahill." *** Mathilda's life changes when her elder sister runs away on her wedding day and she's being persuaded by her mother and brothers to protect them from an impending wicked fate until she reluctantly agrees to marry Alpha Cahill. She's left with no alternative but to adhere to not bring shame to the Alpha and put the lives of her family members at stake. Will she be able to cope with Alpha Cahill who doesn't regard her in any aspect, but is enraged and wouldn't let her go while he's in search of her elder sister? She's however, forced to reject her own mate after becoming the Luna of the Blackwood pack, and what she doesn't expect is to develop feelings for Alpha Cahill in the process of protecting her family. But she has no idea a lot is in store for her as Luna of the Blackwood pack.  The dreadful Luna Ritual if Cahill touches her and she gets pregnant, Cahill's half-brother who seems to be infatuated with her.  And having to face the jealous female population of the Blackwood and other neighboring packs. Puzzling circumstances are shoved into the picture when Cahill's actual, self-entitled Luna-wannabe mate comes out from nowhere and makes her presence known, perplexing him and hurting Mathilda. And just as Mathilda is contemplating if she and Cahill will be able to overcome everything and everyone, Genova Brewer returns. This leaves Mathilda wondering if Cahill will be with her or choose her sister, his first love over her. She's only a substitute for Luna, or isn't she?

Regia looked around the large room. It was a huge paradox of what she was used to. It had a large vanity embroidered with silver and marble and a grand styled decor. She moved closer to the large bed in the centre of the room. Its sheets had been rolled back invitingly and it was an invite that she couldn't resist. She crawled on the bed and laid on its soft sheets, adoring its feeling against her skin. She didn't know when or how she fell asleep afterwards. A hand slowly tapped her and she fluttered her eyes open. The duke of Albania stood observing her,his hands pulled to his back. She sat up with a start and quickly got of the bed. She didn't need a soothsayer to tell her he was the man she had been waiting for. She curtsied with as much grace as she owned and greeted him. "Good afternoon sire". He frowned at her which made her breath hitch. " Good afternoon?, girl it is evening already",he remarked quite harshly. Her eyes widened and she turned to look out the window. She didn't know she had slept that long. The room was lit by an array of gorgeous lantern in the wall. She bowed slightly,tendering her apology. He let out a low scoff before asking, "Is this what you want to wear to sleep?", he asked causing her to look at her gown. She was still wearing the gown she wore after the change. She had been waiting for him so that they could go and eat together but it seemed like he wasn't interested in food at the moment. She watched him head to her bed to sit. He sat and frowned again seeing her stand in the same position. " Well,won't you change to your night gown",he said breaking into her thought. She quickly regained her composure, bowed tendering her apology, and dashed to her observatory veiled with long decorated satin curtains. She saw her night shift already folded and carefully placed on a table beside her bathtub. She quickly slipped out of the heavy clothe she was laden with and wore the white,transparent gown reserved for her. She swallowed as she observed herself in the standing mirror placed in the observatory. The clothe clung to her in all the right places and it perfectly matched her skin. She knew that whoever placed it there had an eye for beauty. She held her breath as she tried to get her thoughts composed. She muttered encouraging words to herself as she sought to return to the Duke. She had already kept him waiting for far too long. She walked in careful strides as she pulled back the curtain and walked towards the bed. The Duke was lying down on the bed now, facing the ceiling. She stopped a few inches afar and called out. "Sire, I am now changed". She waited for a response for a few seconds and on not getting any repeated her statement. He still didn't respond causing her to furrow her brows. She wondered if he fell asleep in his wait. She walked over to him and tapped him gently. He still didn't make a move and his eyes were closed. She trailed his hands to under the sheets. He was unusually quiet and she wasn't even sure she could hear him breathe. She put her hand under the sheets and drew out his hands. What she saw next caused her to shriek in fear. She saw that his hands was covered in his own blood. She pulled the sheets down completely and saw that he had been stabbed by a knife,laying in a pool of his own blood. She fell back in fear,feeling a sinking feeling rise in her chest as her breathing became uneven in panic. She wanted to ran out to call for help but her body refuses to move,reminding her if the implication of her action if she did so. She had nowhere to run or who to talk to that would believe her. She shook her head vehemently,running her hands roughly through her hair. She steeled herself with a new resolution, reminding herself that crying or panic would solve nothing. She stood up and quickly calculated her next line of action. She decided to leave the building and the town as a whole,knowing that her very life was on the line.

What happens when you wake up in another body? What happens when the body you have waken up from belongs to the Empress of the Ming kingdom? These questions can only be answered by Ying Xiaofan. A young girl from Beijing, China. *** Ying Xiaofan: A young girl of 25years. A model. She's nameless and fatherless but what happens when she disappears on her birthday? *** Qing Xiuying: The current Empress of the Ming kingdom. She's married to the great Emperor Ju-Long but is only occupying the sit. *** Ju-Long: The youngest Emperor in the Ming kingdom, Who's name means "As powerful as dragon" depicts that very impact as he has conquered many battles and brought home the victory. *** Jin Yushen: The man in Xiaofan's world. Powerful and aloof, are the best words to describe him with. *** This story is a time travel novel... Both MCs are from different world, do not get confused! *** "Your highness..." The head maid bowed to her, "Your bathtub has been prepared... This way." She indicates to the door and Xiuying eyesight follows. Thirty Seconds... One Minute... Three Minutes... The maid looks up to see the Empress inspecting her every being and her heart leaps... "Your highness... His Royal Majesty has arrived!" The eunuch announced the Emperor's arrival. He walks in and the head maid moves to the side, she bows and flee. Empress Xiuying hoists her eyes up from his neat white socks and slowly but gradually it gets to his eyes... Their eyes meets for the very first time and her heart leaps at the sight of the great Emperor before him. He was adorned in a red robe with dragon beautifully embroidered on his flat stomach. — She decided to take a stroll around the palace. In a field, she examined the young lads with eyes filled with lust. She bit her lips seductively and narrowed her eyes. "These young boys are sexy...I want to taste and ravish them all! Ahhh! They look delicious! Yum!" Maid Yue watched with her eyes popping out. 'What is the Empress spouting?' "Hey you!" Xiaofan raised her voice and all eyes turned toward her, "Not you, you!" She raised her head arrogantly. "Come serve me tonight and I will reward you!" Everyone: "..." ____ A domineering Male Lead but read along as THE EMPRESS tames him! ____ A man with authority and power, but the little affection from Xiaofan swayed him. There's comedy, love, war, schemes and a slow paced romance, please do not get bored! Corrections are always welcome! *** Join the discord fanmily: https://discord.gg/sPJ3yyj and leave your complaints. The more the collections & votes the more the chapters.(shameless) ### Let love lead!

Prince Noir was an illegitimate child of the Emperor of Ray Kingdom. He grew up in a secret sect, learning from a reclusive master until, on his eighteenth birthday, his Emperor father came to pick him up. Noir worked diligently for his big brother the Crown Prince Licht, and his fame as a capable and intelligent prince spread far and wide. Until, on his twenty first birthday, Noir fell off the imperial viewing tower. And landed in a bathtub. A bathtub with a very handsome man in it. A handsome man with the face of his reclusive master…! “Master…!” Noir cried tearfully. “You saved me again…!” The handsome man pointed a gun at Noir’s head in response.

At 24 years old Moses Sven lived a average and dull life. That is to say until he died...."Wait what died?" yes died, and not just any random death. A very tragic but very preventable death at that. Follow along on his journey as he turns his life around and becomes the strongest man alive Ruling over the heavens with gods groveling at his feet.... eh? wait hold on... Wrong story, or mc isnt strong or powerful after all he died in a bathtub! And now hes even a slave! Whats gonna happen to our pitiful mc now? Cover credit- Painting by Thomas Benjamin Kennington , called “Orphans”

Kaito, a young man working as a volunteer accidentally drowns in his bathtub. Follow his adventures as he is reincarnated in another world.

[WPC #224 Silver Price Winner: Undead and inmortal] Hello little soul. Were you murdered? Hit by a truck? Did you commit suicide or just slip in the bathtub? Well, the point is, you're dead. But don't worry about that, because this is not the end. Welcome to A.T.I.R. At A.T.I.R. we make sure that qualified souls who deserve a second chance are sent to other worlds to live a new life! Although it should be noted that not everything is free. It is likely that after your reincarnation, you will have to fulfill a certain purpose. But nothing too serious, so don't worry! Now enjoy your new life! WARNING: The journey between dimensions can cause the acquisition of superpowers, loss of senses (blindness, deafness, loss of touch, etc...), baldness, short-term memory loss, loss of organs, and body malformations. The agency is not responsible for the place or world where you will be reincarnated, if your species changes or if you suffer a problem during the trip. Any inconvenience you may have, please notify the complaints department (they will probably ignore it). Thank you for choosing A.T.I.R., have a happy life! "That doesn't sound very good..." Follows the story of Marcus, a simple guy who was reborn in a skeleton and despite all the misfortunes, somehow he is still "alive". Fighting monsters, demons, humans, ridiculous situations, and existential crises. Marcus will embark on an adventure to get his freedom in this new life and find the reason why he was called to this world. But his decisions could alter the destiny of an entire universe. Starting from the bottom to reach the heavens. **** Sigh... Look this is my first novel so I honestly don't know how to write a good synopsis without making too many spoilers But trust me, the novel is much better than this synopsis. I would appreciate any kind of critique to help me improve as a writer and English is not my native language. So I apologize for any grammatical errors, I will try to fix them if you let me know. I will try to post a minimum of three chapters per week.The chapters are between 2000 to 3500 words. (The cover was made using A.I)

Li Haohao was the eldest young master of the Li family. He was rumored to have a ruined appearance and was crippled, confined to a wheelchair for life. Xiao Fan was the rightful young lady of the Xiao family. She was forced to marry Li Haohao instead of her stepsister due to her father's favoritism, and she was pushed into an unavoidable position! Of course, Xiao Fan was no pushover either. Taking advantage of the arranged marriage, she swindled a large sum of money from her father and then married into the Li family with a huge prenuptial fortune. Xiao Fan had prepared herself to face an ugly, twisted, and dark husband. But unexpectedly, her married life was completely different from what she had imagined! Although Li Haohao's appearance was ruined, and his body was not conducive to movement, he was gentle and polite to others, especially to Xiao Fan, his substitute wife. Sometimes, Xiao Fan couldn't help but sigh; heaven must have been so jealous of her husband that they took away his appearance and legs! But... could anyone tell her who this stunningly handsome man soaking in her bathtub was? Li Haohao: "Oh, you caught me in the act? What should we do now?" Xiao Fan: "..." Was this sinister and dangerous man really her husband? Did he transform into a completely different person?!"

Delinquent Natsuki doesn't have a good reputation in the school because he is always involved in fights and troublemaker in the school while Mitsuri is at the top of their class they talk to each other at times but not much since Mitsuri hates Natsuki for being a troublemaker. They all have each their problem how can they resolve them? Can they solve them in a peaceful sense or a dangerous route like being involved in gangs?

An Wen was an unknown, third-rate actress who had been invisible her entire life. One day, she slipped on a bar of soap and hit her head against the bathtub. When she re-opened her eyes, the girl discovered that she had been reborn as the most gorgeous fifteen year old anyone has ever seen! Given a second chance at stardom, An Wen's determined to succeed as a top actress this time around. Even so, would An Wen find her place among the stars? Or would she crash and burn, thus repeating the tragedy of her past life?

"The whole world found they had traveled in time after waking up one day. Eight billion human beings woke up and found sharks had become their neighbors, and their only shelter was the wooden raft under their feet. What floated towards them included not only objects from shipwrecks but also numerous monsters lurking in the sea. Grilling Kelps, Rum, Great White Sharks, Former Dominators... Fortunately, Chen Chang'an used a cheating program. As long as he had enough surviving points, he would be able to upgrade items such as knives, artilleries, and even nuclear weapons. They could all be upgraded to more cutting-edge technologies. Wooden Raft -> Black-awning Boat -> Ghost Ship ... Aircraft Carrier Wooden Axe -> Opening Mountain Axe -> Storm·Opening Mountain Axe ... Magic Opening Sky Axe One year later, when the others were still struggling to survive, Chen Chang'an had started to conquer the undersea world in magic attire. ""We are rowing a bathtub, but he is driving an aircraft carrier!"" ""And there are two fair-skinned pretty mermaid sisters on the ship. They look delicate and touching."""

“GIT CLAPPED M8!” A Copper IX player lost his 1000th game, prompting him to smash his headset onto the ground. Unfortunately, a bathtub full of water crashed down from the ceiling a minute later, killing him instantly. Without a doubt, he sucked at FPS, so much so that the gods got rid of him. However, life gave him a second chance. [Initialising Firearm Cultivation System...]

Whats the worst way you can imagine dying? By that I don't mean most painfull, but most embarassing. For Ryan this turned out to be drowning in a bathtub just after having passed his doctoral defence. At least something good came out of it. Well, I guess getting laughed at by a god might not be considered that good.. But getting to reincarnate, with all you memories, now that is good... Ryan thinks so at least. Waking up to see the tall walls of a church, Ryan was reincarnated as an abandoned baby. Even if it is the middle ages the priest is nice, right?

Lux loves being The Runner of the LSD (Luxembourg Spy Department) until he meets Rostov, a banker who wants this story to end on page one. Rostov is in so much trouble that shooting himself seems the only wise thing to do, but even suicide doesn't work out as planned. Lux offers to help: "You better drown yourself in the bathtub and save me the work of cleaning up blood and brain tissue." Lux and Rostov join forces. Lux has grit, wit and it, and Rostov needs only one hit to release a shipload of shit. Together they cause a roller coaster of disasters in and around the five-star Prestigio International Hotel in Geneva, on a mission to solve two questions: what happened to the President of the First Bank of Moscow, and what's inside the suitcase that Rostov lost?

This is a Various Demon Slayer x Reader fanfic! Y/n L/n, a cheerful and nice Snow Hashira. But now, she's just a former Hashira. The whole organization except, Mitsuri, Shinobu and the girls from Butterfly and Snow Estate, has blamed her for something she didn't do. She was just shocked because she found herself outside the Demon Slayer Corps. When she was explaining, yet no one believed her. And now, the poor girl just live in the Southeast, all by herself, slaying demons in case she spotted one. And that's when she encountered, Tanjiro, who's on a mission in Tanjiro and Zenitsu too, with Tanjiro's demon sister, Nezuko. The cover is not mine, it's from Pinterest! CTTO

Sam's life had already been hard, but when her dad died, it got worse. Her own mother sold her to Mr. "Midas" Zhang, an aging billionaire CEO and crime boss! Her first night was to discover, dinner was an engagement party and she would be expected to "service" her fiancé for the night. Could her luck get any worse? Meeting her old decrepit husband-to-be was enough to make her escape to a bathroom and cry. Losing her way and ending up in the bathroom of his cold and stone-hearted grandson was intolerable! This cold bastard mistook her for a common prostitute! pulled into a bathtub with a naked man, Sam was more shocked that her body melted in his arms with one kiss. Struggling from his arms, she flew out of the house as fast as her legs could carry her.

You can say that Jan is a very unlucky guy, he was just in the bathtub when the lightbulb suddenly sparked and he was electrecuted to his death. Now, he is in a suffocating white space. "Where am I?" A white-haired, floating woman suddenly appeared. If you read novels and stuff, you can probably guess that this is a Goddess "Welcome Hero! I implore you! To save my children, protect their world from the hands of the evil ones!" Great! What a cliché line to start a story.... Sigh... "What? Who are you? What's this place?" "Hero, you have died an untimely death, and since your soul is quite pure, you have been chosen as a Hero of the world that I created" What a cliché plot as well...

Noah was a fat slob that died in the most humiliating way possible: slipping in a bathtub and drowning in inch deep water. However there was more to life than what Noah expected. Noah was reincarnated into the mysterious world of Alaris, a land of might and magic, dominated by giant beasts and creatures, where humanity was not the dominant species, where safety outside their thick stone walls was not guaranteed. Noah was excited- Perhaps he was chosen to be the legendary reincarnated hero that will save humanity from peril! To his utter dismay, the person he snatched the body from was Noah Bevier, a useless scion from a dying noble household, who was more concerned with which brothel he would next visit than the coin he had in his pocket. Despite being constantly reminded of his incompetence and the size of his... little brother, Noah was determined to live out the remainder of his life peacefully. However not long after, he is ambushed by assassins that were out to kill him. In his moment of peril, he suddenly awakened his system, the [Roguelike RPG System]... Join Noah and his wacky system on his journey through Alaris and beyond...