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Saitama Sneeze

Nexus: All-Heaven System

Lin Xuanyu, after struggling through 30 minutes of homework for assignments due in a week, was feeling drained. He needed a break. A quick escape into his favorite online-shooter game would be just the thing. But the moment he powered on his PC, something unexpected happened. He was suddenly teleported from his room. Lin Xuanyu: Seems like I’ve transmigrated... doesn't that mean I don’t have to do my assignments anymore? Delighted at the turn of events, Lin Xuanyu quickly realized he had entered a new world, one filled with interstellar beings that could casually destroy planets and sneeze away stars, just like the novels he’d read. Tti-ting! [All-heaven system has been activated.] [Congratulations, host! You have been chosen by the All-heaven system!!] [Choose one of the following cheats: -Evolution system -Multi-Dimensional Chat Group =Myriad Gates system. Note: The other two will be available in the shop after selection.] Without a second thought, Lin Xuanyu immediately chose the Evolution system. That’s when the system reminded him of the world’s dangers. Lin Xuanyu: Wait... there's a guy who knows the future... someone reincarnated here to stop him from doing crazy things... and there’s a team hunting them both down for an absurd reason? This new world was full of transmigrators, Otherworldly beings, Seniors who love wandering the endless reality and causing chaos, bigshots from higher planes, and protagonists of every kind. Otherworlder: Y-You! how do you have my system?! Lin Xuanyu: Oh, this old thing? I bought it from the store. There was a special 20% sale going on, you know? Can’t pass up a good deal. Otherworlder: ..... ***** This is my first ever novel so I hope everyone likes it.
Shennnn3K · 479 Views

Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!

Gavin, the peculiar anti-hero of Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!, is a petite, delicate-looking teenage boy whose outward appearance is as unnerving as his personality. With his diminutive frame and androgynous features, he often draws confused glances, an effect only heightened by his striking hair—split evenly between stark white and jet black, as if his very existence is divided between light and shadow. But it’s his eyes that truly unsettle: deep, black voids that seem to swallow light, as though they’re windows to the infinite emptiness of his soul. His unnervingly blank expression often gives way to smirks of dry amusement, the only hint at the chaos he’s about to unleash. Gavin has long since stopped caring about the endless cycle of reincarnation he’s trapped in. With no original life to anchor him and an unending loop of memories from countless worlds, identities, and timelines, he’s grown utterly disillusioned. He doesn’t even bother pretending to be invested anymore. Instead, he’s made a choice: if the universe insists on thrusting him into infinite lives, he’ll make each one a stage for his dark comedy, turning everyone around him into unwitting participants in his whimsical chaos. Despite his frail, ghostlike appearance, Gavin wields immense power, easily bending the rules of each world to suit his humor. He might conjure a fire-breathing dragon, only to make it sneeze bubbles instead of fire. He’s just as likely to replace the fearsome demon king’s minions with a choir of tone-deaf singing slimes or turn the Chosen Hero’s sacred relic into a banana. His deadpan delivery and unflinching apathy only make his antics more jarring—he’ll face world-ending crises with the same energy he uses to decide whether breakfast should include toast. Though Gavin’s jokes are seemingly harmless, they often force other characters to face the absurdity of their own existences. Arrogant knights, stoic kings, and brooding villains are all reduced to bumbling fools in his presence, their grand destinies shredded by his relentless mockery of the narratives they cling to. Yet, underneath his sharp wit and apathetic exterior lies a tragic core—an eternal loneliness born from existing without an origin, a person without a home or purpose. For Gavin, humor is both a weapon and a shield, a way to stave off the crushing weight of eternity. While others see him as an unpredictable force of nature, he sees himself as the punchline to an unfunny cosmic joke. His actions may seem random, but there’s a method to his madness: to remind everyone, including himself, that in a world as absurd as his, laughter is the only thing that makes sense.
Seven_Darkness · 893 Views

Dreamsmiths

Alvin, a soldier, died on the planet Earth and was reborn into a world called Celestia, where magicians who could control natural elements like fire and warriors who could cut down mountains with a single swing of their swords ruled at the top of the food chain. The body Alvin was reborn into was that of an orphan. When the orphanage he lived in was destroyed by a group of powerful people, he somehow escaped the calamity but ended up dying in an attempt to take revenge on these people ten years later. This was the time when Alvin's memories, buried deep within his soul from his previous world, awakened. At first, he was confused, but he soon collected himself and vowed to take revenge against those bastards who had harmed him. As Alvin was thinking of how to deal with people who were almost as powerful as gods and could kill a weakling like him with a single sneeze, he was surprised to discover a mysterious book called the Book of Dreams floating deep within his soul. This book allowed Alvin to enter different dreams and train in various techniques and spells at the cost of soul energy. From that day on, Alvin's journey officially began in this land of mysteries and wonders. Author's note (What you can expect from my novel): #Water magic #Fire magic #Earth magic #Light magic #Dark magic #Lightning magic #Wind magic #Space magic #Time magic #Weapon cultivators #Body cultivators #Alchemists #Beast tamers #Royal bloodlines #Blood spirits #Blacksmiths
EYE_OF_INTENT · 1.1K Views

Apocalyptic Reincarnation: Real Young Missy Is A Fake Crown Prince

"Classmate, can I sit beside you?" The beautiful boy nodded indifferently as he vacated the unowned chair beside him of his things before redirecting his gaze unto the thick Psychology book he had been reading, paying her not a shred more of his attention. _______________ "Classmate, I forgot to bring my pen, can I borrow one from you?" Her beautiful deskmate frowned slightly but still ended up lending one under her desperate, begging face. "This is the last one I'm lending you. You borrow one from me every day. When are you returning them to me?" ________________ "Classmate, I sprained my ankle. Can you carry me to the infirmary? It hurts so much!" A few minutes later... The school doctor concluded that there was nothing wrong with her ankle. "Uncle Doctor, you must be mistaken. Can you check again? Ahhh! It hurts so much! I think I'm going to die!" School Doctor "..." Brat! How dare you question my ability! Scram! ______________ "Classmate, wuwuwu! My father died and my mother sold our house and ran away with the money. I have nowhere to go now. Can I stay at your house for a while?" Dongfang Xi cried pitifully causing the beautiful teenage boy to purse his lips in heartache and worry as he took her into his embrace. ......... "Achoooooo!!!" On a secret military base on the outskirts of Beijing, a certain unmarried general who was said to have died and whose wife ran away with his inheritance sneezed loudly. Dongfang Yu rubbed the tip of his nose and smiled foolishly. "My dearest darling daughter must be missing me." _____________ Top student Qin Ye's life had been calm and unperturbed as the still waters of an untouched lake in the deep mountains until one day, an obstinate creature called Dongfang Xi barged in, creating constant ripples that gradually turned into turbulent waves on his otherwise quiet lake and ever since then, peace became a luxury as a certain Imp continued to dance and prance around on the tip of his heart. "Ever since I met you, my life had been filled with colors."
Elven_Forest · 3.7K Views

In marvel as The Void’s Chosen (multiverse travel)

A young man, unexpectedly chosen by a mysterious power, is thrust into the realm of Hel, where he encounters Hela, the formidable Goddess of Death. Tasked by an enigmatic system, his first mission is nothing short of daunting: guide Hela to transform into the Goddess of Life. As he navigates the desolate and treacherous world of Hel, the MC discovers the system's quirks, including a surprising training manual based on Saitama's legendary regimen. Despite his mortal limitations, he begins to unlock his potential, facing trials that test his strength and resolve. Meanwhile, Hela, initially cold and disdainful, finds herself intrigued by this strange mortal. Though she mocks his weakness, she begrudgingly aids him, recognizing the potential in him as both an ally and a source of entertainment. Her own struggles with her identity and desires come to light as she reflects on her past, her disdain for Odin, and the cyclical nature of her existence. Unbeknownst to the MC, powerful beings like Odin, the Watcher, and even Death are aware of his unusual presence. While they don't know the full extent of his connection to the Void, they suspect he is no ordinary mortal. Odin, in particular, watches him closely, hoping that this stranger might succeed where others have failed: breaking Hela free from her dark path and the endless cycle of destruction. With the stage set for cosmic intrigue, personal growth, and a battle against fate itself, the story dives into a complex web of power, ambition, and the question of what it truly means to be free. mc will visit anime worlds in the future
Blank56666 · 18.8K Views

The Veil of Forgotten Gods

[Congratulations to the host for awakening the Forgotten Gods' Legacy.] [Host’s Initial Power: Unseen Affinity—A connection so faint, it borders on nonexistent, offering little to no advantage in the coming war.] “This can’t be right. What kind of system is this if I’m barely more than an ordinary human?” Frustrated and on the verge of abandoning hope, Leo is ready to quit. But as he delves deeper into the forgotten myths, the world around him begins to change. Shadows stir in the corners of reality, and voices from long-lost deities whisper in his ear, revealing a truth hidden from mortal eyes. Leo’s seemingly worthless power is the key to something far more profound. The Forgotten Gods' Legacy isn’t about raw strength; it’s about unraveling the mysteries of ancient gods who have faded into obscurity. Each challenge he faces brings him closer to unlocking the true power within—a power that could either resurrect these gods or consign them to oblivion forever. In a world teetering on the edge of destruction, where forgotten deities vie for dominance, Leo’s journey will force him to confront the gods themselves, facing the ultimate choice: will he reignite their power, or let them fade into the abyss? His decision will shape the fate of both gods and humans alike. **"The Veil of Forgotten Gods"** is an epic tale of hidden power, forgotten deities, and the delicate balance between mortal and divine. For Leo, the path to victory isn’t just about gaining strength—it’s about discovering the secrets buried in the deepest shadows. ---
Saitama_idk · 30.9K Views

The Reincarnated Nobody: Please control your power

Max’s life takes an absurd nosedive when he dies during a marathon—not from exhaustion or injury, but from slipping on a banana peel and crashing into a dog, all because the Grim Reaper was too busy on a date to collect his soul on time. If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, his funeral is a rush job, with Max being buried almost before he’s cold. It’s like the world couldn’t wait to move on without him. In the Netherworld, Max is offered a “sorry for killing you by mistake” compensation in the form of a magical fruit. But instead of playing it safe, Max decides to go big or go home and grabs the Forbidden Fruit, which turns out to be a cosmic-level power-up. Reincarnated on a faraway planet, Max quickly discovers that he’s now the most powerful being in the universe. The problem? He has zero control over it. Even using 1% of his strength could turn mountains into dust, and don’t even mention what happens when he sneezes—whole planets go poof! Poor Max can’t even walk normally without risking planetary destruction. It’s like being Superman with the clumsiness of a toddler. As Max zooms through space, trying to keep his powers in check, he can’t help but wonder how he’s supposed to live a low-key life when the slightest hiccup could send the universe into chaos. His journey is less about fighting bad guys and more about trying to not accidentally destroy everything around him. And with every step, it’s becoming clear that keeping a low profile might be the most impossible task of all.
RAJESH_GOTAME · 11K Views

I am The HERO I am The VILLAIN

"What was that? People cheering me as a hero for saving them? Well, I didn't plan on that." "What!? Those very people are also branding me a villain for the lives lost? Well, I didn't plan on that either." "That f*** survey really screwed me over. I'll definitely find that jerk responsible for this mess." "Mhm... What did you ask? So am I a villain or a hero?" "Well, it seems according to everyone," "I am The Hero, I am The Villain"  ------- Karl was never a heavy thinker, heavy worker, or heavy anything. All he ever wanted was to sit and relax for ages and he was doing that just fine until he answered some random questions online after completing a long novel. He didn't think too much about the survey and answered every question with whatever answers came to his mind. Suddenly the day after, he found himself in the very same world of the novel he finished. And he can't even take advantage of the future knowledge of the events as he was thrust 1000 years before the beginning of the plot. "What kind of shitty twist is this?" he screamed. Moreover, the real tragedy is that his physical abilities are worse than a 10-year-old as a gentle breeze could whisk him off and a mere sneeze could send him fly with his abilities being pretty much useless in a fight. But there's no one to blame for that except his lazy ass. If only he’d wished for cool stuff like Super Strength, Dragon Breath, or much better, a Nuclear Attack when the survey asked what abilities he would like to have. As humans worse than predators close in on him, he’s stuck with nothing but some lame abilities. —or so he thought. Little did he know that his powers far surpassed his initial understanding. As he delved deeper into their capabilities, he uncovered the unprecedented true potential of his abilities. And that’s how Karl’s seemingly lazy choices, transformed a vulnerable Prince into the most dreaded and dangerous entity, not only in the world of Nevora but also across the realms beyond imagination. ------ Author Contact Information: Email: KalamitiCker@gmail.com Discord: https://discord.gg/t8ehdyCxXu
KalamitiCker · 64.9K Views

I Can't Marry You....

Shalom park has always been a center of attraction. Known for its beauty, serenity and energy, people flock there everyday to take pictures, have picnic or just sit around enjoying the smell of the blooming cherry blossoms. Karina, a beautiful young lady sat under a purple Jacaranda tree, gazing up to the sky with loneliness and melancholy oozing from her. It was around noon and the sun was nowhere to be seen, instead the clouds condensed as if welcoming the arrival of a rain. "Looks like it's going to rain." Karina said to herself which sounded almost like a whisper. "How I wish it could wash away the pain I feel right now." She sighed. The sky rumbled, confirming the presence of an incoming rain. Karina stood up, packing her bag and prepared to leave but stopped suddenly after taking five steps. She stood there till the rain began. It started as drops but soon increased and within no time, Karina was soaked. She stood under the rain for about 8 minutes, shaking and sneezing continuously. Passers-by looked at Karina with strange gazes but went their way without approaching her. Tired of standing, she crouched and shivered like an animal hiding from its predator. After a while, footsteps echoed in the rain, getting clearer and clearer until it stopped beside Karina. The footsteps belonged to a young man who covered Karina with his suit and shielded her from the rain with his umbrella. Having bent for long, Karina had a hard time standing and could only stand with the help of the young man. "It's you!" After having a clear look of his face, Karina exclaimed. "Yes, it's me but what on earth are you doing in the rain like a kitten abandoned by its owner?" He questioned confusedly. With a bitter and lonely smile, Karina asked "You think so too?" *"I Can't Marry You...."*
Abolaji_Grace · 1.4K Views

I Fell For My Nemesis

Cake artist by day, villain by night! Avery West is a woman on a mission to take down the conglomerate run by the man that killed her father. The problem? She might be in love with Mercury, the dashing hero trying to stop her. Juggling her feelings and her goal is no cakewalk but she is determined that her revenge will be sweet! Avery never thought her massive crush on the hero trying to stop her would go anywhere. When the opportunity to date him in her secret identity falls into her lap she can't say no! Read on to find out if their love can overcome the odds! === Mercury managed to free himself and began fighting her in earnest. Avery had to do her best to fend him off while not dropping the precious cargo she was carrying under one arm. "What are you stealing this time?" he asked as he tried to grab it. He was fast but she was faster thanks to the suit's capabilities. "Now why would I go and tell you something like that? I'm not one of those obnoxious supervillains who goes rambling about their plans left and right." "Unfortunately. Those guys are easier to deal with. You're the most difficult villain I deal with, you know that?" Avery grinned at him. That was quite a compliment. It meant he thought she was clever. It wasn't an inaccurate assessment either; most of the time when they went up against each other she managed to get away with whatever she was stealing. On the rare occasions she didn't she still made her escape. He hadn't successfully caught her and turned her over to the police once. "I'm flattered! As fun as this has been, I really do need to get going now. See you next week since you always seem to know how to find me," she said before pushing a button on her suit that would shoot a cloud of black pepper into his face. Mercury momentarily lost his bearings because he had to stop to sneeze and cursed about it getting in his eyes. She felt sorry for him but she didn't have time to stand around and chat today. The contents of the box needed to be delivered urgently. "Be sure to rinse your eyes out with clean water!" Avery called over her shoulder as she broke through a window and jumped through it. *Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*
Mcllorycat · 369.8K Views

The Storm and the Silence

Song Mei belongs to a very, very and I mean a very complicated family! Her mother and father both cheated on each other and when they learnt of each other's infedility, they decided to get a divorce. Apart from maintaining a professional relationship, they completely forgot about each other they also forgot that they were parents to two daughters.... Song Mei was never the one to take things lying down, she fought and screamed and made life hell for her parents before they sent her away to New York but her sister was a whole another story! After 10 years, Song Mei is back like a storm. She is determined to destroy anyone standing in her way, be it the dev himself "That jerk is so desperate to marry isn't he..I'll show him what a marriage is" said Song Mei as she chuckled evily .... somewhere in the country the jerk in question "sneeze..." "Looks like someone is praising you again brother :)" "...." ....... Excerpt Song Mei looked at the man sitting in front of her. He was the epitome of beauty, everything about him screamed perfect. She was drawin to those deep, dark, alluring eyes, so much so that she almost forgot why she was here Key word: almost With an attitude like she was the queen of the word, Song Mei said "If I were you, I wouldn't invest a dime in the Palace Paradise" Mo Sihan raised an eyebrow and asked "And why is that" Song Mei smirked, "Because I am going to destroy them" "I am saving you millions, think of this as a wedding gift my dear fiancé" Song Mei winked and with that she sauntered out of the office the same way she came in, unannounced. Mo Yan: "...." Mo Sihan: "Buy a house on the white crystal lane, no actually, I have to give my future wife a decent wedding gift" Mo Yan: " a house worth hundreds of millions is not even decent for you brother ??" Mo Sihan: "...." ........ I hope you guys will like my Book! Please do give it a try, I promise it would be perfect mixture of the typical romance and the unexpected mystery! there will be twists and turns on every corner!
May_Silver · 2.2K Views
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