Oven Sweepstakes

What would you do if you found yourself trapped in a video game as an NPC with seemingly no hope of returning to the real world? Having grown up without parents, Daisuke finds himself in a perpetual cycle of poverty as he tries to survive in the bottom rung of society. When the world's first VRMMORPG, Sehreneti Online, is released to the public, he decides to take a gamble by borrowing a buttload of money from some shady people to propel his hack-selling side hustle into the big leagues. After nearly getting his leg twisted into a pretzel for failing to pay off his loan on time, Daisuke decides to put his plan, Operation Jupiter, into action. Although a cool-sounding name, he didn't seem to be in Lady Luck's good graces that day. After uploading the code into his capsule and commencing the startup, everything goes haywire, booting his consciousness into the virtual world. When Daisuke comes to, he finds himself as a newborn fresh out the meat oven—and, of course, his circumstances are far from ideal. Apparently, he is still poor, but instead of being an orphan, he is now the son of a prostitute in the slums, with seemingly no connection to the game system or the real world. How will Daisuke overcome this trial, and will he be able to return to the real world? If you enjoy GameLit and LitRPG light novels such as Sword Art Online, Solo Leveling, The Rising of the Shield Hero, and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, then you'll definitely enjoy this epic tale! --------------------------------------------- Support me by checking out the link below: » Linktree: https://linktr.ee/vaughnrrschneider » Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/VaughnSchneider

Lost in the absolute void where souls reincarnate was a body floating in the infinite void. a passing God saw him and helped him, so he reincarnates him because the boy was very special, so he fulfills some wishes which, however, were tampered with for the better without anyone noticing the fall, even the God himself knew nothing about it. Follow the story of a boy who was reincarnated and watch his long but also interesting journey to discover his origins that go against everything that can be understood. (Tags: Lucky Protagonist - Invincible Protagonist - Kind and Ruthless Protagonist - Travels Between Worlds - Magic - Gods and Demons - Secret Organizations - Rare Bloodline - Rare Divine Body - Movement of Life - Mysterious Past - Very Mysterious Relatives - Divine Abilities - Immortal Techniques - Fanfiction - Adventure - Fantasy - Martial Arts - Cultivation - Supernatural - Many Friends - System - System Admin - War of the Worlds - Souls - Reincarnation - Level Up - Summon - Beast Contract - Other) ------- [[Open the gift box, you found the following things] [DIVINE KNOWLEDGE OF ALCHEMY] [DIVINE DOOR OF BABYLON] [PRIMORDIAL OVEN] [FLAME OF FIRMAMENT]] ------- (this is a long story so the part where he will recover his memories will be much later) I will post new episodes following the timing of my inspiration, it will take me so long to proofread my proofs, so I'm sorry I can't post frequently. [The characters of the anime, belong to their respective authors] it can be said that this story is my second job, so there will be errors of various kinds but I will try to improve myself if possible. [First World: Mutant World (it's a world of my imagination, but there will be some anime and manga characters you may know about] And translated with the translator

When the pure lotus provoked her, she slapped her instantly, "It's just a pair of worn-out shoes. If you want them so desperately, take them and wear them." President Jones intruded with a cheeky face, "Wife, even if they're worn-out shoes, I'd only let you wear them." "Scram!" ... 【One man, one woman】Four years ago, she left in fury with the bun in her oven. Four years later— "Uncle, I noticed that your face has a gloomy look, it looks like you have excessive liver heat. It's obvious you lack a wife. Do you want to get to know my mommy?" The president who remained aloof from women looking at his mini-me, his eyes deepened. He immediately packed up the mother and child, and brought them back home, pampered them to the point of annoying everyone. Someone asked, "President Jones, isn't this a bit too unreasonable?" The president smirked coldly, "You expect me to be reasonable when pleasing my wife?" This is a story about an overbearing President Jones, who's fiercely dominant, and unreasonable in pampering his wife.

(Spending System + Marry first, Love latter + Pleasing Story + Brain Hole Book) After being blown up by an oven, Yu Ting time-traveled into a book, becoming a ditzy girl side-character who was all show and no substance. She pursued the male lead relentlessly, always paying his way, even to the point of pursuing him back to his grandmother's house. Ding. [Please, the host needs to spend 2 million within three days] Ding. [Please, the host needs to spend 5 million within 24 hours] ... What's more, the original character ignores her awesome husband to pursue the male lead. She wouldn’t! Gradually... People at Chang Ming University began to notice something off about Yu Ting. She no longer wore her cataract-style colored contacts nor acted lovesick. Her clothing style also changed, and she stopped having unsuitable fantasies about senior Shen Sheng... Just as the classmates were discussing Yu Ting, they discovered... It seemed like two people had driven off together during the holiday break? Upon hearing this, Professor Lu promptly clarified: "Apologies, but Yu Ting is my wife and she has no relation to Shen Sheng." Everyone: ??? [Strong female lead, occasional sweetness, continuous pleasure] [Please refrain if you are fussy, the female lead spends money outrageously]

Interstellar Conquest is the most talk about game to be released. A sweepstakes for one million people is launched for them to be the first to play. What adventures await those who play this universal sized game?

Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this girl asked me on a date. SHe rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. SHe looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

a collection of bite-sized romantic short stories fit for the city girl on the commute or the baking girl waiting for the ping of the oven or the lounge girl on the sofa. (ideal for the girl magnet managing multiple fictional boyfriends) settings and scenes are based in sydney, australia :)

The Seven.. Seven individual powerful humans brought together to save the world. Only at 20 they were all faced with the task to defeat The Dark Oven and his armies. Six dragons, who are tamed by six of The Seven, share their powers with their masters and have to face this enemy together. Will they be able to save their world and homes?

Once upon a time, there were a little old woman  and a little old man  who lived in a little cottage  near the river . The little old woman  and the little old man  were hungry, so the little old woman  decided to bake a gingerbread man . She made a big batch of gingerbread dough, then rolled it flat and cut it in the shape of a gingerbread man . She gave him raisins for eyes , a cinnamon drop for a mouth , and chocolate chips for buttons . Then she put the gingerbread man  in the oven  to bake. When the gingerbread man  was done, the little old woman  opened the oven  door, but before she could take him out, the gingerbread man  jumped up and ran through the kitchen  and out of the cottage  shouting, "Don't eat me!"

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In the not-too-distant future, the groundbreaking immersive VRMMORPG, World of Chronicles, is released by the innovative Arcadia Corp. The game offers players a unique experience where they can become powerful mercenaries or influential noble landowners in a vast, uncharted world teeming with natural resources and potential. What sets World of Chronicles apart is its real-world implications, where players can exchange in-game currency for real money, making success in the virtual world a lucrative prospect. Alex, a young man dissatisfied with his mundane life, is thrust into the game's world after winning a sweepstakes that rewards him with a premium virtual reality capsule and a title deed to establish a starting village. Starting as a lowly Squire, Alex must navigate the complex political hierarchy and the game's intricate mechanics to build his village, Emerald Haven, and rise through the ranks of nobility. With the added incentive of accumulating wealth in both the game and real life, Alex becomes even more determined to succeed. He embarks on a journey filled with opportunities and challenges, encountering both friendly and hostile players along the way. During this he learns to master the game's mechanics, including resource gathering, building upgrades, and diplomacy. World of Chronicles is a thrilling tale of one man's pursuit of success and self-discovery in a virtual world that is as immersive and captivating as reality itself, with the added allure of real-world financial gains. As Alex strives to become the strongest noble in the World of Chronicles, he will face adversity, forge alliances, and uncover secrets that will redefine his understanding of the game and the people who inhabit it.

Trey couldn’t get that kiss out of his mind. He was distracted for the rest of the day. The client he was working on at one had to be finished by Dale. He couldn’t get the feel of June’s curvy body out of his mind. She was so fucking soft and responsive. Her pussy had been hot to the touch. If he’d touched her naked heat, he knew she’d be dripping. Dale left to go at five to go and see if Max was still alive. Neither of them had heard from him since the previous night. The guy was a horn dog and didn’t care about the reputation either. Staring across the street, Trey saw June had already closed for the day. His cock was rock hard, and he needed to finish what they started. Grabbing his keys, he headed over to her building. Like his place, there was a stairwell along the side of the building to the other door. Taking the steps two at a time he knocked, loudly, on the door before he could turn around and go the other way. Whistling, he waited for her to answer the door. Seconds passed, and finally June answered the door. She started off smiling, but that soon disappeared once she saw it was him. “What do you want?” she asked. Her cheeks were flushed, and she was holding a wooden spoon coated in chocolate cake mix. “You know why I’ve come. I’m not leaving until you talk to me.” She stared at him for several minutes. Neither of them moved, and he refused to back down. “Fine.” She turned on her heel and left him to close the door. He shut and locked the door, following her through to her kitchen. The side was covered in flour, butter, and cracked eggs. “What are you doing?” he asked. In the oven he saw a cake baking. “I’m at my parents’ tomorrow. I always bake something.” She put the spoon into the bowl and stared at him. “If you’ve got something to say, then say it.” “I liked our kiss,” he said. He watched her eyes widen at his words. Trey made up his mind. He wasn’t running anymore. In the past he’d fucked up, but he was going to change her opinion on him whether she liked it or not. Stepping closer, he watched her mind working, giving him the time to get close to her. “It was just a kiss,” she said. “It doesn’t mean anything.” “It was more than just a kiss, June. You felt it.” She shook her head, watching him. “I was rock hard, and you know there’s something going on between us.” “Nothing is going on between us.” He reached out and took her chin in his hand. She gasped but didn’t pull away. “Do you feel that?” he asked, stroking down to his neck. Her pulse raced against his fingers. She licked her lips, tilting her head back to look up at him. “You’re a bully.” “Not anymore.” “What’s your game?” she asked. “No game.” He took her hand, resting it against his hard cock. “This is the truth. I can’t fake that.” “Men get hard all the time.” “Not like this.” He closed the distance between them, bringing her body next to his. “There’s no denying what’s going on between us.” Dropping his hand from her neck, he pressed his palm against her rounded breast. Her breathing increased, and her nipple budded against his palm. “This, you can’t deny.” He stroked her nipple watching her eyes dilate. “I hate you,” she said. “I don’t care.” Thrusting his hips toward her, Trey was ready to explore whatever was going on between them.

Leslie Brooks's sweet dreams turned into her worse nightmare when she learned of the death of her fiancee, the unassuming, sweet, and handsome love of her life, Richard Prescott of the Prescott Empire. Maybe in their four years together he refused to divulge enough information about his health, so his sudden death was as painful as being dropped from the sky only to land on a rock instead of the promised cushion. While attempting to put the pieces of her life together, pieces such as their beautiful daughter Elizabeth Prescott and the beautiful baby boy she was baking in her oven, Dylan Prescott the proud, very much assuming and the distinct opposite of his brother came to destabilize the already shaky life of his dead brother's fiery headed woman. His only plan was to walk in, shake her life upside down enough to make her back off from his brother's fortune, and walk out in the same manner. How come the plan changed to him walking in, getting kissed, slapped, and then kicked out in a very different manner. She needed to protect her children. He needed to protect his brother. Maybe they just needed to protect each other. #Humor #Love #Baby #Comedy

Long Hu, the unruly young heir of the Long corporation, is a devil in disguise! It was always said never to judge a book by its cover, and the long’s young miss was born just to justify it. Being raised in a family who wield guns like toys and destroys lives as if playing games Long Hu grows to be a demoness without compare. However, her father who always pampered and cherished her at the center of his palm was actually trying to find her a marriage partner! Long Hu, who had always been unpredictable actually ran away from her father to join a cruise, to teach her poor father a lesson. Taking matters into her own hands during her cruise she approaches a handsome aloof man and proposes a deal to the devil himself. Little did she know what she was getting into. FengHuang Yun is a man deemed as unapproachable. His looks a status earned him the title of most suitable bachelor in Ning city however his aura drove any women away. A look from his cold eyes sent anyone shivering in fear. However, even with this personality no one in his family feared him and actually dared tease him! Going on a cruise to escape his family’s nagging he meets an interesting maiden who offers him an exotic deal. However, love is great as their contract breaks and feelings emerge. But karma is greater as both come from rival families. But the buns had already long been in the oven preventing them from going back.

Reana Last i show a add i ken write Not yeah its not a story About a girl A girl who does not exist realy exist A girl name reana from twitch a korea nstional Its a oven pure original there no warranty gurranty If fall in love and jump in a waterfall without water You simply watch until your jowe break I sey to self this live watching her in streamer Sometimes i lose breif my greaf my ultimate believe that Some day korea and north korea will like tibet Yes i hope that some korea and northkorea Will be a nonalcoholic city,,some day will drink water Not soju, pure water And they will eat rice not susi not ramen Just pure plain pancit,,noodle With no kimbamp No more sasimi No more ande Nomore kasamida And king joun will Like that Imagine with out gasoline Without water With out mother Without school But there is tv But no power There jo biden Do nothing There a taxi With out wheel There a road with out car There a country with human But there god Who say pray and pray Some day there will be light And bank will rub And rich will janitor Me just a singer

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. ©Copyright 2021 by Anndyscot09 All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. ©Copyright 2021 by Anndyscot09 ~~~~~~~~~ "Witch, you're condominium building is on fire." Sabay na wika ng kambal. "Oh my god! Nasusunog ang condominium natin!" Tili ni Dana. Napatigil sa paglalaro ng basketball ang mga lalaki at nanlalaki ang mga mata nila sa gulat habang nakatingin sa buong building na tinutupok na ng apoy. Few hours later... "Kasalanan talaga yun ni Dana eh... Kung hindi lang siya tanga tanga na iniwan ang oven na nakabukas edi sana hindi nilamon ng apoy ang tinutuluyan niyo." Saad ni Godee. Ang panganay sa Twins. Nakangisi pa siya halatang masaya pa siya sa nangyareng sunog kanina. "Paano na yan wala na kayong matutuluyan at nasunog pa sa empyernong apoy ang mga gamit niyo? I'm sure, sa lansangan na kayo maninirahan. Hahahahahaha! Grabe ang saya non tang-*na!" Ani ni Heaven. Siya ang pangalawa sa kambal at bunso sa magkakapatid. Kung ang twin niya ay medyo matino tino pa ibahin natin siya dahil siya na yata ang pinaglihi sa demonyo sa sobrang pasaway niya at mahilig pang magmura. Well, pareho sila ni Godee na hindi yata nawawalan ng mga bad words sa katawan. "Twins, tumigil na kayong dalawa. Kita nyong nagluluksa sila." Saway sa kanila ni Blade. Ang kuya nila at leader sa grupong ACES. Matik na huminto sa kakatawa ang Twins. Sumusunod kasi sila sa utos ng kuya nila 'minsan' nga lang. Hindi nakaligtas sa paningin nila ang pagtaray sa kanila ni Dana. "Dukutin namin yang mata mo eh! Pataray taray ka pa jan ah!" Sigaw ni Heaven kay Dana. Naglabas pa si Godee ng pocket knife. Kaya halos mawalan ng ulirat si Dana ng lumapit sa kanya si Godee at itinutok nito ang pocket knife sa mata niya. Isang pulgada na lang ang pagitan ng patalim sa kaliwang mata niya nang nagsalita si Blade. "Godee! Itigil mo yan." "Ituloy mo ate para mawalan na ng mata yang si Dana tang-*na yan eh!" "Heaven! Isa ka rin. Tumigil na nga kayong dalawa. Wala namang ginagawang masama sa inyo si Dana." "Psh! Tinarayan niya kami." "Hindi totoo yon, Blade. Wag kang maniwala sa kanya. She's lying---" "Punyeta! Gusto mong ituloy ko toh sa mata mo huh?!" Sigaw ni Godee kay Dana kaya napahinto ito sa pagsasalita. "Tara na twin. Hayaan mo na ang Dana na yan at ng mamatay hahahaha!" "Sayang hindi siya nasunog, noh?" Saad ni Godee ng makalapit siya sa kambal. "Kaya nga eh. Siguro sa tamang panahon masusunog din siya sa empyerno." Nagtawanan sila ulit at akmang aalis na sila ng nagsalita ang kuya nila na talagang ikina-init ng dugo nila! "Let's go guys, Doon na kayo tumira sa mansion namin." Say what?!!!

On a rainy night, six priests, led by Father Manfred (Norman Lloyd) enter the infamous Amityville Horror house and start to exorcise it. One of the priests, Father Dennis Kibbler (Fredric Lehne) is in an upstairs bedroom and begins to bless it when he sees a glowing brass floor lamp. As he begins to chant, a burst of energy emerges from the outlet, through the cord and into the lamp. A demonic face appears in the large round bulb. Kibbler is knocked across the room and is unconscious. A few days later, the real estate agency decides to have a yard sale by selling the items left in the house by the previous owners. Father Manfred believes that the evil spirits are finally gone from the house. Meanwhile, at the yard sale, a woman named Helen Royce (Peggy McCay) and her friend Rhona (Gloria Cromwell) are looking through the items when Helen finds the lamp. At only $100.00, Helen decides to buy the lamp as a birthday present for her sister, explaining that she and her sister send each other rather ugly gifts as a long-running joke. While checking the lamp, Helen cuts her finger on a brass collar around the bulb. Ignoring the cut on her finger, Helen buys the lamp. As the day goes on, Helen's finger begins to get infected and discolored. Helen later dies of Tetanus. One week later, the lamp arrives at Helen's sister, Alice Leacock's (Jane Wyatt), house, a large, three story home over a beach in a small town called Dancott, California. That day, Alice's daughter, Nancy Evans (Patty Duke) and her three children Amanda (Zoe Trilling), Brian (Aron Eisenberg), and the youngest child, quiet, mysterious Jessica (Brandy Gold) move in with Alice. Once they arrive, Alice decides to open the package containing the lamp. Nancy thinks the lamp is hideous, while Alice finds it to be interesting. Once the lamp is turned on, Alice's parrot, Fred, begins to act crazy, and her cat, Pepper, scratches Amanda. While the rest of the family pays little to no attention to the lamp, Jessica seems to be drawn towards it. The lamp then begins to manipulate electrical devices around the house or perform seemingly impossible feats, such as killing the parrot and putting it in the toaster oven, turning on the kitchen sink's garbage disposal and cutting off the hand of Amanda's boyfriend, and vandalizing Jessica's room. When Nancy calls a plumber to fix the pipes, the lamp murders him by drowning him in tar and then makes his car leave on its own, making it seem like he left. Jessica is drawn to the lamp and starts to believe her dead father's spirit is inside it. Meanwhile, Father Kibbler, while staying at Father Manfred's place, gets a call from the lamp which makes smoke come out of the phone and melts the speaker. Worried, he travels to Dancott to investigate. When most of the family is away, Jessica is entranced by the lamp, which then uses its extension cord to murder their housekeeper Peggy. The police investigate though they do not find the plumber's body. Father Kibbler contacts Nancy and tries to convince her that the evil has taken possession of an object from the Amityville house. They rush home only to find that the lamp used a window to knock out Amanda and has brainwashed Jessica, who stabs Father Kibbler in the shoulder, while the lamp's extension cord tries to stop him from exorcising it. The day is saved by Alice who grabs the lamp and throws it out of the window, shattering it on the rocky shore. The movie ends with the family thinking their ordeal is over, not realizing that the dead plumber is still inside their house. The camera pans to the remains of the lamp, showing the evil within has now possessed the family's cat.