These Fools Could Never Make Me Sweat

“9th Class Low Grade Familiar.” He was shocked to find that he had summoned the weakest familiar that could be. Only when he saw the status, he couldn't help being more shocked. "Hypnosis? Why can no one else see this? What even is this skill?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

Our beloved reader, a devoted fan of novels, suddenly finds herself transported into one! However, there's a major twist—she’s become the villainess. While that’s already troubling enough, her real nightmare is the fact that she must contend with not one, but multiple heroines! "Freak this! Heck no! I'm not dealing with any of this! Leave me alone!" -- updates: monday-friday kyoani cover is not mine

He’s gay. She’s a girl. So why does it feel like gravity is pulling them into each other anyway? When Eliana lands a job under fashion icon Luca, she never expects her chaotic new life to include Nicholas/Nicky—gorgeous, untouchable, and openly gay. But nights turn into stolen touches, heated glances, and secrets pressed between bodies that shouldn’t want. Eliana knows she shouldn’t fall for a man whose heart was never meant for her. And Nicky? He’s caught between the life he’s always known and the fire he can’t stay away from. Their love doesn’t make sense. It’s messy. Unlabeled. Addictive. But when every moment together feels like a confession, how long can they pretend it’s not real? Mature Rating so please no 17 and below.

[Your shadow is alive.] [Feed your shadow, devour souls, level up, gain skills, complete quests, and grow stronger.] [Do you wish to view your current stats?] In the magical world of Aetherus, Damon Grey is the weakest student at Aether Academy, relentlessly bullied and ridiculed for his lack of power and defiant personality. Yet, he endures the torment, clinging to his scholarship—the only thing providing him with the funds to keep his sick sister alive. After a brutal attack leaves him near death, Damon encounters a dark viscous entity in the forest that fuses with his shadow, awakening the Living Shadow System. This strange power grants him unimaginable abilities but comes with a grim cost—a relentless hunger for souls and flesh to feed his shadow. Now, with his shadow alive and insatiable, Damon faces a terrible choice: feed it to grow stronger or starve it and die with it. In a world ruled by ruthless nobles, deadly monsters, and power-hungry demons, Damon must decide if his newfound power is a curse or the only way to survive. With the Living Shadow System, his fate is clear: devour or be devoured. discord. https://discord.gg/5VVpgK9DUU

Matthew, a 25-year-old otaku, never imagined his obsession with fantasy worlds would turn into reality—until a fatal gas leak ended his life and transported him to another world. But this wasn’t the second chance he hoped for. Born as the illegitimate son of an affair, his very existence was a stain on his family’s honor, and his father relentlessly sought to kill him. Yet Matthew, now Claude, survived, again and again, driven by an unyielding will to live. Until one day he discovered his power darkness. Feared and reviled in this world, dark mages were hunted and burned alive. Knowing his gift could become his downfall, he trained in secret under Theo, his true father. When he turned sixteen, he, his mother, Dalia, and Theo planned their escape from the small town. But their attempt was thwarted by knights and clerics from the Promised Land. Though he narrowly escaped with his life, the cost was high—his family’s safety shattered. Wounded and desperate, Matthew fled to the fabled Elysian Plains, the last hope for those like him. However, just as they neared Elysium, Claude was struck down by the Saint—killed in an instant. Yet, against all odds, he lived again. The voice of the man before him confirmed it. “You are the descendant of the Lord of Calamity. I grant you this kingdom and the power to crush all who stand in your way.” The man’s lips curled into a chilling smile. “Write your own bloody history, Claude. Until we meet again, I expect you to have conquered this world.” And with that, Claude awakened to a power beyond his imagination—the legendary system he had longed for. Yet, as he soon realized, it was no system at all. [Oh? So you expect me to be like the ones in your memories?] [A system that grants you quests and guides your hand?] [Very well.] [Welcome to the Elysium of Darkness System, Lord of Calamity.] A series of commands etched themselves into his mind, each word dripping with ominous purpose. [Your first quest has been issued.] [Increase the number of dwellers in Elysium using your seed and blood. Spread your legacy by making demons and witches bear your children.]

He lives. He runs. He dies. He returns to run again. If he fails… the kingdom will fall. And with it—his wife, his child, and everyone he loves.

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

After leading a life of debauchery, Jack Mills died at the hands of the men he had stolen the wives of, but his problems weren't over. Brought before the Goddess for his crimes of forcing green hats on over a hundred men, he was to suffer a cruel fate. Yet, because of his charms, he fooled the Goddess into pitying him and granting him another life. But that wasn't all. The goddess felt so bad for him that she gave him a system to make infinite money! Just like that, the ultimate con artist was born again!

Carl never wanted to be a hero. Hell, he barely wanted to be a nursing student. But life had other plans—specifically, a cryptic book, a sudden blackout, and an isekai-level lightning strike that dumped him into a world filled with monsters, magic, and a system that may or may not be actively messing with him. Now, with a skillset that’s as confusing as it is questionably useful, Carl has one goal: survive. Unfortunately, survival comes with baggage—like overly ambitious adventurers, shady organizations, and monsters that don’t appreciate being called “ugly XP piñatas.” And the worst part? He can go back home anytime he wants. The only catch? Whatever power he gains here… he keeps. So really, all he has to do is grind levels, avoid dying, and figure out why reality itself seems to have a personal grudge against him. Easy, right? Yeah. What could go wrong?

What would happen if suddenly, a normal lazy highschooler, gained a system. Not any system. One that would allow him to aquire any knowledge in the world, any skill, through patience. The more he uses it- the stronger it gets. Jason only cares for his family. After losing his parents the corrupt world around him forced him to lose any interest in reality. With this system everything changes. He might be lazy but he isn't stupid. From poverty to absolute power. He's poor and weak. Nerdy and lazy but with this system he will take over the world. Take revenge on all who wronged him, get more money than he can count, any woman he wants and have a whole lot of fun. A little bit of humor but lots of scary intelligence as he takes over the world. Possible lemons. I will focus mainly on story cause I am writing this out of sheer frustration of dumb, lacking male leads. The MC isn't cool, but he's not stupid and uses everything to his power.

your average story

When fate brings together two creative souls, Aria and Elijah, in the bustling streets of New York City, they embark on a journey that transcends time and space. As they navigate the complexities of their own hearts, they begin to unravel the mysteries of a timeless love that has been echoing through eternity. As Aria, a talented artist, and Elijah, a charismatic writer, delve deeper into the depths of their connection, they discover that their love is not a chance encounter, but a reunion of two souls who have been searching for each other across lifetimes. With each passing moment, they must confront the shadows of their past, the fears of their present, and the uncertainty of their future. Will their love be strong enough to overcome the obstacles that stand in their way, or will the echoes of eternity remain a distant memory?

Meera(Bency's Mom )- I have a secret. Cassie(Adia's Mom)- What is it? Meera- Bency loves Adia. Cassie- What! Really! Cause Adia loves Bency. Meera- I didn't know. Cassie- I didn't Know either. Meera- What should we do? Cassie- Let's get them Engaged. Meera- Ok! Let's do this. Cassie- Let's go.

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw

Are you tired of the oppressive Government system? The rich remain wealthy, while the poor stay destitute. The law favors the powerful and influential, showing special treatment to those with status, while ignoring the plight of ordinary citizens. They proclaim "ignorance of the law excuses no one," yet those in power easily manipulate and control the law to their advantage, trampling anyone in their path as long as they have money and wealth. In this compelling novel, a seemingly foolish character emerges, not as a hero, but as the remedy to the unavoidable ills of society. Through his journey, He will challenge the status quo, confront the corruption, and offer hope to those who have been oppressed for far too long Shedding light by using his own blood on the injustices of the world and inspiring a call for change.

A tragic accident traps Jae’s soul inside Luna’s dreams, leaving her tormented by forgotten memories. Their connection, now existing only in the realm of dreams. Will she choose to face the past or let go of the love that lingers in her dreams? "Who are you?!" she screamed, her voice shaky with fear and frustration. "What have you done to me? How dare you change my clothes? How dare you to touch me?"

Ethon Cross was just an ordinary man struggling to pay rent—until a mysterious, sentient treasure crashed through his window, obliterating his last meal in the process. The treasure, now in the form of an impossibly handsome teenage boy named Adrian, claims to be an ancient artifact of Chaos, powerful beyond imagination… but currently running on fumes. Bound together by an unbreakable contract, Ethon learns of the vast multiverse—where powerful beings cultivate energy, wield magic, command faith, and harness advanced technology. Yet, in his home universe, the flow of extraordinary energy is weak, making progress slow and frustrating. Adrian, while knowledgeable, lacks the energy to boost Ethon's growth directly. But Ethon is no fool. Instead of walking the long path of cultivation, he devises a genius plan—why struggle to get stronger when he can make others do it for him? By creating and distributing mysterious system-like abilities to different factions across the universes, he can generate power passively, reaping the benefits as they grow stronger. The more they use the systems, the more energy flows back to him. However, meddling with fate is a dangerous game. The Universal Consciousness loathes anomalies, and powerful forces seek to control or destroy anything beyond their grasp. As his influence spreads, Ethon must keep his identity hidden, navigate cosmic politics, and survive the chaos he inadvertently unleashes. After all, he's just a guy making systems. If they disrupt civilizations, start wars, or create godlike beings… well, that’s not his fault. Right?

The book follows two main characters: one driven by the desire to become a god to seek revenge for his friend's death, while the other seeks to kill the gods to avenge her mother. As their paths intertwine, they embark on a journey filled with twists and challenges, exploring themes of power, vengeance, and the consequences of playing with divine forces. Their conflicting motivations create a gripping narrative that explores the depths of human ambition and the price of seeking justice in a world ruled by gods.

"scream,scream you fool- search for me, search for me in your room,search for me in your luife,search for me in your memory, search for me everywhere. You who has died, you who has the chance of living again,you who knows the future, can YOU find me?? Or will you be the fool that you are and let the chains of fate make you dance to their tune,pick my dear fool THEM or ME." "The Fool was wrong in all the right ways... But was he actually wrong?" "And then He Choose"

IDK i had to read this for an assignment, but couldnt be bothered too. Instead i just asked GBT so give me detailed summaries of each chapter

When her meticulously crafted marriage to Elijah Rossi shatters on her wedding night with a brutal revelation: "There is no us, Imogen. There never was." Imogen is abandoned by her husband and further faces an even crueler twist when her husband refuses a divorce. With the arrival of Isaac Rossi, Elijah's revenge-driven half brother, Imogen strikes a clandestine deal with her brother-in-law to navigate a dangerous game of deceit, seeking to outmaneuver her indifferent husband. As loyalties are tested, Imogen must decide which brother is right for her. The one she was made for or the one she burns for.

You know what’s unfair? For years, I dreamed about adventure—magic, monsters, heroes, all that good stuff. I imagined grand battles, epic quests, and worlds filled with mystery. And then the world actually decided to go full apocalypse. Did it give me a cool prophecy? A legendary weapon? A warning? An OP Skill? Nope. Just dumped me into chaos with nothing but my sharp wit and questionable survival instincts. Fine. I can play this game. Heck, I even got my own survival guide: Rule #1: Find a protagonist. Because let’s be honest, I am not main character material. Main characters are strong, serious, and burdened by fate. I, on the other hand, have spent my entire life dodging effort like it’s a contagious disease. Rule #2: If your protagonist has amnesia, you are screwed. Guess what? Mine does. The regressor, the guy who was supposed to have all the answers, keeps squinting at the apocalypse like it’s an old TV show he barely remembers. “This looks familiar…” Yes, genius, because we’re about to die in it! So now I have to think. Not normal thinking—fool’s logic. The kind of thinking that makes no sense but works anyway. And if that fails? I’ll talk my way out. Monsters? Negotiate. Villains? Trash-talk them until they cry. Death itself? Well, I’ll try to convince it that I’m not worth the effort. And if I die even then? At least I’ll go out proving that fools always find a way. ______ ___ _ [ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only. ]

A man who don't know what to do with what he thought of as a worthless life, accidentally found a mysterious glowing bead on the basement of his house. He is a lover of any ACG works and novels. seeing that it looks mysterious he swallowed it... ...What do you think happen to him next?

Dave’s life feels like a never-ending cycle of boredom and frustration — until his dreams pull him into a mysterious medieval world filled with danger, magic, and secrets. As he struggles to make sense of his place in this strange reality, he’s drawn into a web of dark forces and ancient mysteries. With unexpected allies and terrifying enemies, Dave must navigate a path where every choice could mean the difference between survival and oblivion.

At 25 years old, Bruce Willis had hit rock bottom...Broke, jobless and betrayed. With just $10 left in his bank account, his fiancee, Hylin, sneered at him, calling him a failure before walking away with a richer man. As if that wasn’t enough, he had just been fired from his bodyguard job, leaving him stranded in a world where the poor were trampled without mercy. Just when he was about to give up on everything… [DING!!! Congratulations. You have been chosen by the Infinite Cashback System.] A glowing prompt flickered into existence before his eyes. Bruce froze. His pulse quickened. Was he hallucinating? He took a step back, but curiosity kept him rooted in place. "What… the hell?" he whispered. Suddenly, more notifications poured in, scrolling like a digital waterfall as a mechanical voice cracked in his mind. [DING…!] [Scanning host’s financial stability…] [Urgent assessment: Host is in a critical financial crisis.] Bruce clenched his fists. Did this thing really have to rub it in? [DING! The host is eligible to sign a contract with the Infinite Cashback System—the only system that grants a 100x cashback multiplier on all spending.] [Signing will grant an immediate bonus and unlock extravagant rewards.] [However, if declined, the system will permanently leave. Accept/Decline?] Bruce stared at the glowing text, sweat forming on his brow. Was this real? A scam? Or… a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? His fingers hovered over the prompt. One choice could change everything.Would he take the risk?

In a world of shadows and gods, truth is merely an illusion beneath which lie the darkest secrets. A world where power tempts and corrupts, and the thin line separating mortals from monsters blurs amidst the flames of battle and rituals of blood. People worship gods whose presence often brings chaos and destruction, but also hope and protection. Arata, who remembers his previous life, faces a truth that even the gods cannot take from him - that in a world steeped in darkness, the real monsters are often humans themselves. He must balance on the edge of his own humanity to uncover answers that could either save him or doom him forever.

At 18 years old, Hikaru Sano is a published novelist on the brink of a breakdown. Struggling with deadlines, a writer’s block that feels more like a writer’s mountain, and a growing pile of unpaid bills, Hikaru’s life is spiraling out of control. That is, until he’s forced to hire an assistant—Miyuki Hoshino, a no-nonsense college freshman who dreams of something more than just being another cog in the system. Miyuki is organized, sarcastic, and the complete opposite of Hikaru. She walks in ready to help him get his life together—if only he’d get his act together long enough for that to happen. Between surviving last-minute rewrites, chaotic deadlines, and an editor who could break a man just by typing in all caps, they find themselves stuck in an unlikely partnership. As the two spend late nights working together, an undeniable connection begins to form. But there’s a problem: both Hikaru and Miyuki are too shy, too awkward, and way too stubborn to admit their growing feelings. Add in some dark humor, a touch of romance, and a lot of writer’s angst, and you get a comedic ride through the unpredictable world of book deadlines, creativity, and finding love where you least expect it—between the lines.

W świecie cieni i bogów prawda jest jedynie złudzeniem pod którą kryją się najciemniejsze sekrety. Świat, gdzie moc kusi i deprawuje, a cienka granica oddzielająca śmiertelnika od potwora rozmywa się w ogniu walki i rytuale krwi. Ludzie czczą bogów, których obecność często przynosi chaos i zniszczenie, ale także nadzieję i ochronę. Arata, który pamięta swoje poprzednie życie, staje wobec prawdy, której nawet bogowie nie mogą mu odebrać – że w świecie przesyconym mrokiem prawdziwymi potworami często bywają ludzie, a on sam musi balansować na krawędzi własnego człowieczeństwa, by odnaleźć odpowiedzi, które mogą go ocalić lub zgubić na zawsze.

In his past life, Han Sen was a skilled basketball trainer but never achieved his NBA dreams due to his height limitations. After dying unexpectedly, he reincarnates in a parallel world, inhabiting the body of a highly talented four-star recruit also named Han Sen, who had faced a career downturn. Now equipped with a mysterious system that makes him stronger the more he’s criticized, he plans to turn his new life around and fulfill his dream of becoming an elite basketball player. Join Han Sen’s journey as he sets the stage to prove his worth, utilizing his "Hater System" to grow stronger by attracting negative attention from the media and fans! Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/pbHMgveZVe