These Fools Could Never Make Me Sweat

“9th Class Low Grade Familiar.” He was shocked to find that he had summoned the weakest familiar that could be. Only when he saw the status, he couldn't help being more shocked. "Hypnosis? Why can no one else see this? What even is this skill?"

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Her only mistake, was loving the wrong person. She's an orphan, lost her mom at birth and dad five years later. Her aunt became her guardian and got her into modeling school, where she met Jackson. He not only became her manager, he won her heart and they got married in the space of three months against her aunt’s wish. Jackson gave her love, beauty, money... but little did she know it was only a façade. A bait to lure her and hide his arrogant and obsessive heart. Their marriage lasted four years and she endured his abuse until one night when she finally got a chance to escape. Moving into Atlanta seemed like a fresh start until she crossed paths with Jake Robbins, the handsome billionaire heir. "Make me, yours, marry me, Laura." Jake let out. "What?!" Laura opened her eyes wide, staring at the man smirking at her. Saying the most sacred words, using the most casual tone. “We are in the middle of nowhere for goodness sake!” she added “The next minute is not guaranteed, so why wait?” He shrugged. Never in a million years did she ever imagine talking about marriage with the grumpy and arrogant billionaire heir, not after the hell she went through in her traumatic former life. However, with Jake, there was something different, but what happens when her past comes to light? Find out in this story!

Kendrick "K-Dawg" Rivers has always been the underdog. Growing up in a gritty urban neighborhood where dreams often fade faster than graffiti on abandoned walls, his only way out is basketball. But making it to the top is more than just crossing over defenders or draining three-pointers. It's about survival in a world where hustle off the court is just as important as hustle on it. Between dealing with a father caught up in gang life, a mother working three jobs, and the weight of the streets dragging him down, Kendrick's shot at the pros seems farther away every day. But when a former NBA player turned coach takes an interest in him, Kendrick gets one last chance to rewrite his story. All he has to do is survive the trials of life, the competition for the spotlight, and a bitter rivalry with his best friend turned enemy, Trenton. It's a battle for fame, freedom, and a future and Kendrick will have to shed blood, sweat, and hustle to make it.

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

In his past life, Han Sen was a skilled basketball trainer but never achieved his NBA dreams due to his height limitations. After dying unexpectedly, he reincarnates in a parallel world, inhabiting the body of a highly talented four-star recruit also named Han Sen, who had faced a career downturn. Now equipped with a mysterious system that makes him stronger the more he’s criticized, he plans to turn his new life around and fulfill his dream of becoming an elite basketball player. Join Han Sen’s journey as he sets the stage to prove his worth, utilizing his "Hater System" to grow stronger by attracting negative attention from the media and fans! This is a translation. Original Author: 肉末大茄子

Treated sorely by his one family Would he be able to make it..?

"Her protector. But who will protect her from him? If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer. He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminator Former Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------ Spoilt Obnoxious Bratty, I didn't care what anybody called me. Except him His taunts, words, jabs, and insults goaded me, turned me on yet chipped at my soul. Despite the impending and looming threat to my life, all I seemed to care about was proving him wrong, wiping that stupid smirk of his divine lips. He was drawing me in, dragging me to the fiery depths of hell and with my two wide and opened eyes, I followed. You know why? That's what Fools do for Love Book one in the #For Love series. The For Love series captures the essence of Love and what even the most unlikeliest of people would be willing to do for Love. Despite creating the cover image myself, I do not claim rights to the background picture and also to my character images. All gotten from pinterest. Thank you for Your time. Trust me, you're gonna love this story. ~Rahma.

After arriving in the Immortal World... Ye Nin... had been blessed with misfortunes. A human destined to become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Ye Nin: "This is a perfect time to find a way to die" Emperor of the Great Zhou: "Ye Nin is my soul mate. If he dies, I will follow in death" Supreme Immortal Leader from the Upper Realm: "The Mortal World is cold and dark. However, Ye Nin is the only latten that provide warmth and light. I must protect her with all my power" Others: "Perfect people don't exist. But Ye Nin is the exception. She is truly a pure saint" Ye Nin: "Hey folks, why can't I die? If I die, it would mean no more rivals..."

When her meticulously crafted marriage to Elijah Rossi shatters on her wedding night with a brutal revelation: "There is no us, Imogen. There never was." Imogen is abandoned by her husband and further faces an even crueler twist when her husband refuses a divorce. With the arrival of Isaac Rossi, Elijah's revenge-driven half brother, Imogen strikes a clandestine deal with her brother-in-law to navigate a dangerous game of deceit, seeking to outmaneuver her indifferent husband. As loyalties are tested, Imogen must decide which brother is right for her. The one she was made for or the one she burns for.

Love was nothing for Stella Cruze, the daughter of Magdalene Cruze, the  most puissant,dominated rich woman in town with a lot of companies.Member of a mafia clan and her popularity centered on her domineering demeanor and  overwhelming wealth Taking the first place in ranking of wealth. Stella was overwhelmingly beautiful and so attractive but inherited the domineering behavior of her mother.Stella ,as the only child of Magdalene already inherited Magdalene's wealth. Love was nothing to  Stella ,to her love was a waste of time that always results in pain. Apollo Dun was the son of the Don,Lucus, the most dangerous Mafia boss.All Apollo wanted from the day his mom left was to make his father proud but it seemed like an impossible dream since Aaron Dunn, his step brother —same age—always got in the way. Lucus got diagnosed with  Alzheimer's disease and was going to die in two years. All he wants before his death is to take the first place in ranking of wealth.So he tells his sons to take control over the Cruze Empire. But how can this be done without falling for the  attractive Stella Cruze. ----------------------- Excerpt "Don't try me Apollo"Her words conveyed anger but her voice showed how much she wanted this. Apollo held her chin, lifting her head a little."Or else?"he asked with a smirk.He didn't comprehend why he was enjoying this.Fine, because making her fall for him was easy than expected but it felt like he wanted this and he didn't comprehend this feeling. His closeness made her heart pound so fast.She felt her chicks turn red.Stella looked away and struggled to free herself from his grip. "Just..leave me alone"She said. "What if I say I won't?"Apollo asked with a grin ."Just admit it Stella, you want me"He added. That he said was true but she was too stubborn to accept it . Love was not on her menu. "Dream on" Finally she removed her had from his and walked pass him, catching her breathe.Then, suddenly he pulled her by the waist . They were close to each other and their lips were a mere inch away.This was the best chance for Apollo to do what he wanted from the first day he set his eyes on her.....To kiss her. They both stared at each other's lips. "You better be ready for this."Apollo said. "W—what—"She felt his lips connected to to her. I don't own the cover so please ask the owner for permission before using it. Thank you. I hope you'll like my second book.

After spending five years in prison, which started with a false accusation, Liam emerged from the world of criminals as a changed man. He became the very thing he once resisted, feared, and respected by others in the prison. In five years of hell life, he came in contact with many forces through which he learned about crime and its execution in the outside world. He became famous worldwide for his unique way of committing crimes. But Liam's journey took a sudden and unexpected turn when he died and found himself in the body of a mob character in the novel. After his death, Liam's soul merged with that of Ziam, a simple mob character in the novel. Although Liam had control of their shared body for 23 hours each day, Ziam had one hour to control the body himself. Together, the two must navigate their new reality and merge their distinct personalities and goals for survival. Liam's expertise in crime proved valuable in the world of Ziam, while Ziam's experienced and talent as a victim of humiliation bring a new perspective to Liam's way of crime. However, their situation was not with no challenges. Liam read about Ziam's situation in volume 1 of the novel, which had a high chance of Ziam dying. The two needed to survive and become stronger to survive the war going all around in the novel world. As they work to achieve their shared goals, Liam and Ziam must also contend with the challenges of their shared body, learning to cooperate and balance their contrasting personalities. https://discord.gg/bJyTxnmkCv

Mermaid a daughter comes to land to get revenge for her father who was killed by Mr president's family. In the meantime she falls in love with him who is also a playboy

The world has never been fair to Ronan and bad luck seems to be his middle name. Going about his business, he is suddenly transported to another world which seems to be very familiar to him, yet the ride to the destination was anything but desirable. Rather than endure and give up, why not laugh? "HAHAHAHAAHA! Nothing ever goes my way!" PS. This is for fun. This is my first book so there might be grammar mistakes or mistakes in general, but I hope to learn. Summary might be changed but I don't want to put too much into it since I like surprises. Thanks for reading!

Sometimes, you find yourself in a situation where, Loving someone is difficult, because you think such Love wouldn't work out. Tiffany Freudian, finds herself in this situation, down and deeply in love with her uncle, but kept it in her heart. Fate strikes when her parents left for a business trip, leaving her at her uncle's house for over a month. What do you think ? Can Tiffany still hold in her feelings, seeing the same man she's in love with everyday ?..., READ TO FIND OUT !!.

Waking up to find himself in an unknown land and as a half - vampire, Kho decided to do what any reader of web novels would do - have fun. At least, that was the plan; until he was forced to kill traitors, topple empires, and commit heinous sins - simply to survive. With his past unknown and his life in constant danger, follow Kho on his journey to the top (semi - top) as he makes friends, enemies (a lover?) and slowly unravels the mysteries of his past. © All rights reserved. PS: If you like the novel, would you like to show your support? Join my patreon! Where you can get at minimum 5 chapters ahead! And also discord! https://www.patreon.com/SoManyAngels

Six weeks pregnant. Shellshocked, I was riveted to the spot by the three words that appeared on my ultrasound report. It only happened once! How did I get pregnant? What should I do now? Should I tell Ashton about this? Will he refuse to divorce me because of this? Nah, I doubt it! He’ll probably think that I’m shamelessly using this child to blackmail him. Suppressing the frustration that was rooted in my heart, I stuffed the ultrasound report into my bag as I made my way out of the hospital.

On one rainy day, a single confession and two lives forever altered.

In the heart of the steampunk city of Babel, Jesper awakens to a world forever changed. After mysteriously rising from his own grave, he finds himself disoriented and alone without anything but the fool card. Clutching a cryptic letter from his uncle and a sinister Fool card, Jesper is thrust into a labyrinth of secrets and unexplainable mysteries. Navigating the bustling, gear-laden streets of Babel, Jesper encounters enigmatic figures and uncovers hidden truths about the city’s dark underbelly. Each step deeper into the mystery reveals a city teeming with magical realism—where machines whisper secrets and the line between the living and the dead blurs. Jesper's journey is marked by unsettling encounters and haunting visions, pushing him to question the nature of reality and his own sanity. Guided by the Fool card’s cryptic clues, he must unravel the truth behind his resurrection and the sinister forces at play. As Jesper delves deeper, he discovers a hidden network of night hunters and arcane practitioners who hold the key to Babel’s dark secrets. In a world where magic and machinery intertwine, Jesper must navigate treacherous alliances and deadly enemies to uncover the truth and reclaim his lost life. "This is the beginning of the Fool's journey within the abyss - or should i say mine is." - Jesper Hasington.

The book follows two main characters: one driven by the desire to become a god to seek revenge for his friend's death, while the other seeks to kill the gods to avenge her mother. As their paths intertwine, they embark on a journey filled with twists and challenges, exploring themes of power, vengeance, and the consequences of playing with divine forces. Their conflicting motivations create a gripping narrative that explores the depths of human ambition and the price of seeking justice in a world ruled by gods.

This story based on a judgment between a woman and her divorced husband, whose shared his responsibility on the woman because of the financial support that he had gave her. This was what made the woman to divorce him but before she left, the man told her that he would changed but she didn't heard again what she did was that she took the female child and left the male for him. Many years later, something happened which made her and her husband to meet each other and made him to has an opportunity to ask for his daughter. This is what brought the judgment. WHO COULD BE BLAMED.

[Mature Content] English is not my first language. ||| All the seven families would be granted a sip of the immortality dew that they would get from sacrificing Cain and Cassandra Wintergrave, the Emperor and the Empress, as well as their three children: Imperial Crowned Princess Ravenna, Imperial Prince Lucius, and Imperial Princess Scarlat, who were 7, 4, and 2 years old respectively. They got to the youngest heirs first, killing them mercilessly, then parted to the Empress and the Emperor, as they couldn't find the Crowned Princess, and as they were sacrificing them, the immortality dew was being made in front of them. Ravenna watched it all happen from where her mom had hidden her in the throne room. When they were not looking, she grabbed the vessel of the dew. She had her mother teleportation ring on, that her mother had given her when she hid her in the throne room, telling her to turn the magic on it, on, and go to where her mother had set the magical portal to. So, she turned the dew it all down her throat in front of everyone, yelling a promise that she'd one day comeback to make them pay for what they did, and before they attacked her, she teleported away. Ravenna was 7 and never found. I am Ravenna. And I remember it all too well.

He destroyed her entire world. But faith brouht her to his own world,to find her true nature and rescue the Ascaria kingdom by his side. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roxy, a famous popstar engaged with Marcus the vampire prince unaware of his realnature. Living ablissful life and having all the wealth in the world, what could she ask for more? But her dream life crumbled down to ashes when Marcus' enemies trick a sextape making everyone believe that she was indeed the one in the videos and pictures. Marcus knew from the beginning that she wasn't the one. But because of an incident thzt happened between them, he released it to the world wanting her to come back crawling at him but things took an unespected turn. Now sent to his mate and saviour of an entire nation will she help him? Or deliberately refuse and side with the enemies?