Funny Pets Ryuji Masuda

Suddenly, the door burst open, flying a meter away from its position. A figure stood at the center of the doorway, his chest heaved heavily. His sharp claws glistened in the dim light. His raven black hair was ruffled, and his eyes were silvery grey. “Master…” I muttered, a small smile curved on my lips. ‘He came at last.’ The temperature dropped as his overbearing aura crept into every corner of the room. Damon didn’t charge or growl. He just walked forward slowly, calmly, as if he had all the time in the world. But something about him felt like the calm before a storm. “Close your eyes,” he said. His voice was so calm, as if everything was alright. Then came a sharp, horrifying sound like thick fabric tearing. A blood-chilling cry followed. “STOP! PLEASE! I didn’t touch her… I was wrong… please…!” Erik wailed. But another snap came, followed by a heavy thud against the ground.  “Touch what belongs to me…” Damon murmured. His voice was low, steady, and terrifying. “…And this is what you get.” A long silence followed. Then, slow footsteps echoed. “You’re safe now,” he said. He covered my body with his jacket and carried me out. The candle behind us flickered once more, casting one last glow on Erik’s bloodied remains… before it went out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Ember opened her eyes, she was no longer the powerful, independent woman she once was. Instead, she woke up in the fragile, abused body of a lowly Omega, destined to be nothing but a breeder for the Alphas. Her escape attempt didn’t get her far. Instead, it led her straight into the path of Damon Blackthorn, the ruthless Lycan King feared by all. Sold like a slave by her own father, Ember becomes the property of a man with a frozen heart and a violent temper. But beneath her submissive mask lies something more: a cunning mind and a will that refuses to break. Now, in a world ruled by dominance, power, and ancient bloodlines, Ember must do more than just survive. She must outsmart a king. She must earn the loyalty of the very people who scorn her. And maybe, just maybe, she’ll bring the Alpha to his knees.

Mingyan traveled through the stars and came to a brilliant civilization dominated by beast taming. She is a poor middle school girl who is heavily in debt and has to work three part-time jobs a day with her twin sister to support their family. What should she do as a minor? Is this what she should bear as a minor? Although life is so hard, MingYan still enjoys it. Because pet beasts are really fragrant! Smells so good! What she doesn't realizes is she not the only one who time-traveled.

MATURE THEMES: Slavery …TW elements After her family is brutally murdered in front of her by the Vampire King, Zyren Blackthorn, for being hunters, Aria is left broken and devastated, desperate for death. Her world is shattered when Zyren, instead of killing her, claims her as his pet, dragging her away from her village into the heart of the central city. As a human slave, she is forced to endure his sadistic desires. Every night, he reminds her of her helplessness, but beneath his cruelty lies an obsession that burns with intensity. Despite her hatred and longing for revenge, Aria’s body betrays her, and she finds herself caught between a dark desire and her desperate need for revenge. Excerpt: Aria’s breath hitched as Zyren’s fingers traced the line of her jaw, his touch colder than ice, yet searing her skin with the promise of more. She should resist, should fight back, but her body betrayed her—shivering, craving the pleasure she knew he could give. “You thought I’d kill you,” Zyren murmured, his voice a dark purr. “But instead, you’ll belong to me. Every part of you will be mine.” Her lips parted to speak, but the words caught in her throat. The memory of her family’s blood staining her hands made her stomach churn as she glared hatefully at him. “Tell me,” he growled, his hands moving lower, pressing against the softness of her skin, “do you still wish to die?” She clenched her fists, tears threatening to spill, but her body trembled under his touch. “I wish for nothing but to be free of you,” she spat, but even as the words left her lips, she felt the hunger in her—a hunger she hated but couldn’t deny as she stared into his red eyes. A need to PRESENT herself to him and have him mount her…body and soul.

"Breaking News! A 28-year-old IT worker beats three university kids to death with a spiked bat over a dog!" *** Following the revenge, John took his own life in stubborn resistance, but that wasn't the end. He and his dog, Alfred, found new life after making a deal with an Eldritch God, Chuthulos. The duo reincarnates in another cosmos where Humans live an intricately connected life with Monsters as Tamers. However, in this perilous journey where his exposure to higher powers can lead to not only his death, but of the entire Eldritch Cosmos, John is not without help, for he receives the Rune of New Beginning, a power shaped into a system made from Eldritch Ancestor, to aid him. "So I can inspect all Monsters, eh? Awesome." "Evolution Pathways? Cool!" "A private world where I can create biomes and habitats for monsters? A Monster Paradise?! Holy Land!" "Hey, what new function are you going to add in the next level up of the Rune, Chuthulos?" With all stacks on himself, John is determined to make the most of his new life with Alfred and his Pet Monster companions and keep his end of the bargain. ** Some Tag-Words To Take Note of ** Super Hardworking MC (Like a madman), Slow-ish Romance, Small Harem 3 to 5, No NTR, No Yuri, Fun-Talking Monsters (only for MC as he has Monster Paradise pocket dimension where Monsters talk and play Super Football), and well, other regular Tags like LitRPG, Action, Adventure, Bloodpumping, Reincarnation, System, Evolution, Comedy, and so on. Happy reading :) ------- Join Discord -> https://discord.gg/wh6wythpQw

Aria Bellini grew up in the slums of Naples with one promise to herself , she’d never end up like her mother. Her mom was a prostitute who did whatever it took to survive, but Aria? She wanted more. Something honest. Something clean. She worked hard. Kept her head down. Did everything right. But none of that mattered the night she was taken. Snatched off the street and thrown into a van with other girls, Aria finds herself caught in a trafficking ring run by powerful, dangerous men. And then there’s Dante Moretti , the thirty-year-old mafia boss who sees something in her that makes him stop. She’s not like the others. She doesn’t beg. She doesn’t flirt. She fights. That’s what gets his attention. And that’s why he buys her. Now trapped in his world, Aria refuses to break. But surviving in the mafia isn’t just about staying alive , it’s about learning how to play the game. Because in a place where women are owned and silence is expected, Aria plans to become something no one saw coming.

The path of a demon lord is not one to tread lightly when the very world you turn against you. Very few could walk this road without losing their way. On Ryuji’s first day, he and his class get summoned to another world. The moment he arrives the entire class is given power from the goddess of light, Lumina. However, the calamity star appears affixed to Ryuji, and he faces a dangerous and unknown future. The red star's existence warned of the rise of a demon king and the coming chaos to the world. In order to survive and fight against this fate, he gained the class [Berserker] a tool for him to survive in this world. Despite a warm welcome, the obvious happens, and the king asks them to aid them against their enemy, the current Demon Queen. However, the kingdom is keeping something secret from the heroes. With a beautiful fox maid, Ryuji lives his life without constraints. If he wants to help, he helps. If not, he won’t. Armed with a colossal axe, Ryuji revels in the thrill of battle, relishing the opportunity to crush his enemies, regardless of their size! “Tell me. Why do you attack the demons without reason if you desire peace?” ----- BATTLE JUNKIE PROTAGONIST LEVEL SYSTEM WEAK -> STRONG HAREM BEAST GIRLS DEMI GIRLS MONSTER GIRLS NO YURI NO NTR -----

The world forgot. Aether did not. Gaia once pulsed with life and memory. In the old age, spirits whispered back, Aether flowed like breath, and humanity walked hand-in-hand with the unseen. But that age faded. The ancient songs were drowned by sirens and static. Legends were buried beneath headlines. Tomes became tabs, and relics were traded for screens. Until the Calamity came. Five waves struck the world—each deadlier than the last. Cities fell silent. Nations collapsed. And amid the chaos, only one force was prepared: Gaia Financial Corporation. Led by four enigmatic founders, they unveiled the Unsealer—a machine not of war, but of memory. A device designed to awaken what humanity had forgotten… the truth about Aether. The Archivus family—distinguished by their silver hair—are common among Aether users gifted with space-warping abilities. Categorized as Walkers, they possess a legacy rooted deep in blood and myth. At the heart of their power lies the Codex Nexus—a manifestation of Aether shaped into a floating grimoire. It stores weapons, marks locations for teleportation, and perhaps... holds secrets even Ryuji has yet to uncover. Who knows where its limits lie? Ryuji Archivus never asked for a legacy. He is the grandson of Genzo Archivus, one of the Nine First Unsealed—once hailed as The General. Now retired and Self-preserved by reality, Genzo trains Ryuji in secret, alongside his guardian Freya Eisenberg. But this training isn’t about reviving a bloodline… it’s about survival Ryuji doesn’t dream of saving the world, leading revolutions, or becoming a symbol. Unless there’s something in it for him, he’d rather nap through history. Lazy by nature, yet fiercely competitive when provoked, Ryuji walks the fine line between genius and sloth.. Yet to the outside world, he’s just a slacker. Bullied. Underestimated. Dismissed. Only two people know the truth: Genzo, the man who shapes him in silence, and Freya, his quiet shield and watchful protector. But the world is changing. Calamities rise not just from monsters, but from men. Now, whispers of a Sixth and Seventh Calamity echo across the continent. And while Genzo turns his gaze toward self-preservation, Ryuji stands at a crossroads: continue hiding, or rise to meet a destiny etched in blood, memory, and legacy. Because the Archivus name was never chosen. It was Aetherborne.

Funny encounters in daily lives

Tamotsu Masuda’s life ends in a single bullet. But death isn’t the end. He wakes in a strange, ashen wasteland, a place that should be a peaceful afterlife, but instead is a brutal conflict. Humans clash with demons in an endless battle for control of power and survival where even the dead are not granted rest. Tamotsu, now stripped of life and thrust into this hellish battlefield, discovers that his death was only the beginning. Tamotsu searches for a way out, but the more he learns about this fractured afterlife, the more he realizes that the true battle might not be for survival but for the truth behind his untimely death.

Note: This is a novel with the Chinese title, "凤临天下：一后千宠" widely know as Fenglin Tianxia if anybody is familiar with it. This story is a time-travel fantasy novel written by Tengu Yueyan and completed in 2015. I found some raws and several versions of MTL online but I could barely understood most of it so I did my research and tried to translate it better to relax my mind. I know it is a weird way to relax but that is just how I do it. It tells the story of Ling Qingyu, an orphan girl who left her hometown after losing everything: her parents, her family's fortune, her engagement, her home. It is a story of revenge and success from hardwork. This novel has the transmigration theme as well as the reverse harem theme. I don't mean to give a spoiler but it seems that the FL will end up with about 15 great quality men which includes assassins, military generals and scholars to name a few. Our FL is just busy building her empire, connections and her harem! This is to fulfill the promise of vengeance to all that have past blood debts to the original owner of the FL's body.

Charles transmigrated to the Beast Mastery World and became a Beast Master. At the beginning, he participated in the Beast Awakening Ceremony, where there were thousands of pets with varying qualities. Which one should he choose? At the start, he participates in the Tamer Awakening Ceremony, with thousands of pets of varying qualities. Which one should he choose? Fortunately, he has awakened a system that allows him to see hints that only he can perceive. "Hint: 【The Double Sword Praying Mantis】, Lv1, decent skills but low quality, insufficient for later stages..." "Hint: 【The Four-Winged Tiger】, Lv1, strong and robust but timid, may abandon its master and run away..." "Hint: 【The Frost Wolf】, Lv5, Gold quality, extremely rare with both Ice and Fire attributes..." Charles: "I want to make a contract with the Frost Wolf!" Teacher: "The success rate for the first contract is 100%, which is very rare. Are you sure about your choice?" Guild: "This Frost Wolf is weak and has poor combat ability. Are you sure you don't want to reconsider?" Charles: "No need to reconsider. It’s the one!"

Cloud raising is an emerging form of entertainment. It generally refers to people who are unable due to certain restrictions to raise cats, dogs, or other pets; instead, they engage in taking care of these pets remotely through the internet, thereby deriving psychological pleasure. During this nurturing process, they also feed or tip the pets, participating as though they truly owned the pet. However, professional player Chen Yan unwittingly played a game called 'Cloud Girlfriend Raising'. By feeding the cloud girlfriend or splurging on purchases, one could receive a 'tenfold cashback'. By raising affection levels, one could obtain various 'magical items' and even 'meet in reality'? It was supposed to be a lovely 'romance game', but... the unconventional Chen Yan turned it into a money-making game to fuel his business ventures. Chen Yan says, 'What's so good about having a girlfriend? Do they smell nice or are they soft to hug? How could that be more interesting than making money!' Meanwhile, the cloud girlfriend thinks... 'He put so much thought and so much money into surprising me; he must love me a lot...'

"My Pet Cat Turned Into My Boyfriend?! Finally!"

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

"Sometimes, to escape the pain... you must face it at the summit." Ryuji Nakamura has lived a life many would call shattered since childhood. Emotionally neglected, scarred by loss, and surrounded by despair, his world began to fall apart at the age of thirteen… and fully broke when, at fifteen, he witnessed his beloved husky being killed by his own father in a drunken rage. Now, at 21, both of his parents are gone: his father destroyed by addiction, and his mother confined to a psychiatric hospital after succumbing to madness. Alone. Drowning in suicidal thoughts. With no one left. Just as the abyss seems inevitable, a mysterious letter appears at his doorstep — an invitation to a mountaineering expedition in the remote and legendary Wynvernia Peaks, a place few dare to speak of, but one that promises to “heal what the soul cannot explain.” Driven by a final flicker of hope, Ryuji accepts… only to discover that Wynvernia is not just a mountain range. It's a supernatural, snow-covered realm where memories come alive, spirits walk among the living, and the cold reveals every buried trauma. Haunted by the spectral presence of his father and guided by the loyal spirit of his dog, Ryuji must survive not only the cruel wilderness, but also the haunting echoes of his past—while discovering that others who arrived for the same reason also carry their own darkness… and not all of them seek healing. Some just want to escape. Others want something far worse. In this frozen dimension, Ryuji must fight to overcome his pain and find the strength to return—before the silence consumes him forever.

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Da-eun wake up after death as a cat but wait not a normal cat, it's the villaness's cat who will die tregicaly and her cat too to service she had to save both her and villaness's will she be able to change the original story, but wait she can turn human too what?

Written by Nathan Verenakis and Haiden Peak Muhai: Origins follows the childhood of three thirteen year old boys belonging to prestigious clans- Kaji Honogami (Center), Kuro Kurai (Left), and Ryuji Hyoga (Right). Decades ago, the Honogami and Kurai clans went into hiding to protect their clans from demonic spirits, arising from the Sanzu River- the Yurei. The boys' destinies become entangled in forbidden rituals, political warfare, and the reawakening of extreme powers. Each must face the burdens of their bloodline, in hopes of purification between the realms of the living and the dead.

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She has no name. No memory. No past. Only shackles... and the vampire prince who bought her. Prince Kael calls her Pet. She sleeps on cold furs at the foot of his bed, eats from his fingers, and endures his punishments in silence. He expects her to break. She doesn’t. That makes her dangerous. And it makes him obsessed. But there's something buried deep in her blood — something feral, ancient, and forbidden. She doesn’t know she’s the last royal werewolf, or that her entire bloodline was massacred. And when her wolf awakens, all hell will break loose. The court will demand her death. The prince will be forced to choose. Between his kingdom... and the girl who was never meant to survive. Content Warning: This story contains mature themes including slavery, dark romance, emotional manipulation, violence, trauma, possessive dynamics, and psychological control. Reader discretion is advised.

Human Kind destroyed the plannet in a war. Now all that remains is a post-apocalyptic world where women are believed to be extinct. When aliens infiltrate the earth, seeking out human women to repopulate with, Abby Griffin finds herself in the snares of the werewolf prince Zarak.

Tras transmigrar al mundo del anime y reencontrarse con las heroínas de su vida anterior, Ryuji Hoshino pensó que estaba a punto de disfrutar de una vida dulce y Pero las cosas no salieron según lo planeado. Primero se cruzó con Yotsuya Miko, luego con Mei Mei. Este mundo distaba mucho del mundo pacífico e ideal que había imaginado. Afortunadamente, su sistema se despertó justo a tiempo. Talento Cargado: ¡La Criatura Más Fuerte! Con esto, obtuvo la aterradora habilidad de hacerse más fuerte en cada batalla. Talento Poderoso: ¡Rey del Espacio! Ahora podía controlar el espacio a la perfección. Talento Cargado: ¡Rey de las Bestias! El poder de comandar y controlar criaturas a su antojo era suyo. Talento excepcional: ¡Criatura perfecta! La inmortalidad y una increíble capacidad regenerativa lo definían. Ryuji Hoshino originalmente quería centrarse en desbloquear y dominar sus talentos, pero inesperadamente, las heroínas del anime siguieron acercándose a él. 'Espera, ¡ni siquiera he coqueteado contigo todavía!' Este es un mundo fusionado (Jujutsu Kaisen, Oregairu, How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, Mieruko-chan, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Kaguya Sama y más se agregarán a medida que avance la historia).

The pet beast of a 20-year-old boy turns into a very dangerous purple centipede, with a golden line on top of it. As soon as this centipede forms on the boy's pet beast, his life completely changes, and everyone starts to fear him and respect him. However, some people begin to envy him, and that jealousy doubles when he encounters a big monkey monster. So, to know what troubles this boy will face because of these beasts, keep reading 'All Beast My Friend'.

The Earth has Been Divided into 2 Countries. 1st one is Science Country. 2nd one is Archaeology Country. Like the name says, In Science Country, all believes in science. They are educated in Archeology Country, but they believe in science, and Archeology Country people believe in Ancient Myths and Legends and history. Now, Our Hero Starts His Journey from his hometown for THE MAGICAL PET. there is A Rumour that There is a Magical Pet Which Gives its Master Eternal life and Grants Whatever they wish. They said it came from another world, but no one has found it yet. But there is a person who went on it search, but he Was Not Found after a few years of his Journey

The Twins’ Pet G: Fantasi Dark Romance. Dilarang mengcopy paste tulisan ini dalam bentuk apa pun!!! Tindakan plagiatan akan saya proses secara hukum. SINOPSIS: ========== Vol 1. Crescent Moon Perasaan yang dalam. Ikatan yang kuat. Cinta yang manis. Pengorbanan yang tulus. Membuat ketiganya bisa mengatasi tiap rintangan dalam kehidupan yang tidak masuk diakal ini. Saat gairah cinta yang menggebu melilit penuh harmoni bersamaan dengan nafsu yang membuncah. Kekuatan itu hadir, memenuhi jiwa, memenuhi tiap-tiap pembuluh darah dengan ledakkan adrenalin. “My soul will rise in your embrance,” ucap Sadewa saat memandang iris mata Liffi dengan penuh hasrat. “Sadewa,” lirih Liffi. “For I’m yours, and you’re mine!!” bisik Nakula penuh gairah, desah napas terasa hangat pada daun telinga Liffi. “Nakula,” desah Liffi. Black and White. Fresia and Hibicus Musk and Vanilla Fresh and Sweet “Mana yang kau pilih, Liffi?” Ikatan cinta yang kuat membuat Liffi enggan untuk memilih salah satu di antara keduanya. Lantas siapakah yang Liffi pilih? Nakula yang garang, liar, dan penuh kekuatan? Atau ... Sadewa yang pintar, dingin, dan penuh wibawa? Hanya sebuah kisah cinta biasa, namun bisa membuatmu merasa luar biasa.—BELLEAME. This cover novel is not mine. If the artist want to remove it, please DM, I’ll remove it. Terima kasih. Selamat membaca, Belle Ame.

RYUJI KATSUNAGI is an orphan who was abandoned in the great sage labyrinth by his classmates and teacher while they combat training in the 3rd level of the labyrinth

Ethen Cole travels to an era where everyone battles with pets. In a world revived by spiritual energy, danger and madness run rampant. Humanity relies on battle pet masters to establish bases and unite for survival. Before the college entrance examination, Ethen Cole is framed and expelled from school, losing his chance to study at the Battle Pet Academy. Just as he feels despair, the Battle Pet System for battle pets activates. “Ding! The Blue Riolux has evolved into a Emerald eyed Riolux!” From then on, Ethen Cole begins his legendary career as a battle pet master. 1 extra chapters for 100 power stone 2 extra chapters for 200 power stone That's all for now.

I wrote this book for my kids to read. This is a book about Il Ji, who takes care of his sweet sister. Given a great opportunity to mimic beasts and steal their skills, he moves his sister into a position of power, places himself in authority, and with a heart of gold, never backs down. Chapters are currently set at 700 Words. Tags: PG, Kingdom Building, Beast Taming, Single Love Interest, Shapeshifting,