Adventure Time All Deaths

“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!” “You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.” “What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!” “And?” “Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!” *** “What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?” “The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.” “You never said that!” “And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.” “The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!” *** “How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!” “That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.” “You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!” *** “How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!” “My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.” “You didn’t even have a head!” “Like I said, exaggerated.” *** In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery. Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame. From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague. No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him. With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional. Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor? One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins. ------- P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period. Tags: #Comedy #weak to strong #Scamming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #Faceslapping #Overpowered Cheats #Pretending to be weak

In 2025 Shanghai, Zhao Ming, a 48-year-old clerk, stumbles into a microscopic parallel world during his zodiac year. Amid unknown threats and infection risks, his coke becomes a lifesaving "potion." He builds a multicultural stronghold in an abandoned LA town, trading supplies and secretly deploying cola syrup, AI, and nuclear tech against virus threats. The story celebrates cultural friction as a source of joy, echoing nostalgic debates from 1990s western world, where friends bonded over beer, history, and folklore. A whimsical "Toad-mouthed Owl" spouting idioms adds humor, while time-travel themes bridge past camaraderie and speculative futures. Ultimately, resilience thrives not in division but in shared laughter and resourceful reinvention.

When we think of reincarnation, we often imagine new worlds, magic, dragons, and adventures. But what if you were reincarnated into another world, in a body that couldn’t walk or talk? - “What the… I can’t walk or talk? Seriously?” Most people would panic in such a situation, or even consider ending their lives in the hope of a better reincarnation. But Kai remains calm. - “Well, whatever, this body is mine now.” As he explores this new world, meets new people, and builds a family, he gradually begins to settle in. But life is never peaceful. Kai finds himself embroiled in a series of incidents, from rampaging calamity-class monsters to kidnappings. He even gets engaged to a princess who can’t stand to be near him. As if that wasn’t enough, he has a host of people after him - some want to kill him, others want to save him. Will he be able to survive in this new world despite his disability? Can he distinguish friend from foe? For that to know, join the exciting journey filled with mysteries with Kai, along with his AI companion and discover the hidden secrets of these new world; Vestarnia.

Explore the realmsverse, battle monsters of myth and legend, die trying... and then come back to life stronger with the advantage of hindsight! Rinse and repeat. Death holds no power over Will Wisdom, a boy who’d once been sacrificed to the altar of the gods of death only to reincarnate moments later. Will’s a teenager stuck with Extra-Life, a curse that lets him relive the same day of every death with all the gruesome details of his latest demise intact to help him survive in his next run of whatever realm, dungeon, or adventuring class he’s decided to challenge next. Returning to life after each harrowing encounter is a useful hack for a teenager enrolled in the legendary Academy, a school that teaches young adventurers to become the kind of heroes who chase after the big monster bounties and uncover the great mysteries of the Realmsverse. Mysteries such as finding the cult of evil ljósálfar who’d cursed Will with Extra-Life in the first place, and then exacting his revenge on these bright elf bastards! The Academy is the perfect place for Will to achieve his hopes and dreams too. Assuming he does well in Swords and Sorcery, Apprentice Alchemy, Dungeon Excursions, P.E., and a whole host of crazy training courses in his novice schedule. Will may need a little help with that. Welcome to the Academy, Will Wisdom—hope you live to see graduation day! *** Aside from daily chapter releases, I will release extra chapters every Sunday depending on power stones earned during the same week. 200 stones = 1 additional chapter! *** Temporary cover created with PixAI

A young maiden who's confident and brave enough to face the challenges that transpired before her eyes. But if one day she wakes up in a world that lies between reality and fantasy, an adventure filled with thrills and action awaits her. Robots that are not present in this time frame appear and seek something that people wouldn't believe. And a never-ending rumor about a sword that's waiting for its host. Even though, until now, no one could find a trace of whether it was real. Will she embrace this so-called journey to explore the things hidden in the past while paving her path for the future?

Henry Dreherg is a young boy who leaves his mother’s house to pursue what every young boy dreams of, an adventure. Together with the friends he gains throughout his path, he faces strong enemies and wild adventures to ultimately make a name for himself in this gigantic and dangerous world.

LIAM UN CHICO SIN NADA DE ESPECIAL MUERE EN UN ACCIDENTE DE TRANSITO EN LA CIUDAD DE MÉXICO, PERO POR ALGUNA RAZÓN REENCARNA EN UN MUNDO DE FANTASÍA DONDE EL SERA EL HÉROE ELEGIDO POR DIOS. PERO POR ALGUNA RAZÓN LOS DIOSES SE ESFUERZAS EN HACERLE LA VIDA IMPOSIBLE A LIAM.

Nuestro protagonista esta atrapado en un videojuego tiene amnesia , no sabe como llego , pero ahora poco a poco el recordara todo empezando su viaje, pero el viaje es de una puerta hacia a la muerte

Growth cheats? Infinite magic power? The ability to utilize all archetypes? What’s the point if instant death ends everything with a single attack? High school senior Yogiri Takatou was on a school field trip when he woke up to a dragon assaulting his sightseeing bus, with the only ones still on the bus being him and his female classmate, the panicking Tomochika Dannoura. Apparently the rest of his classmates had been given special powers by Sion, a woman who introduced herself as Sage, and escaped from the dragon, leaving those that hadn’t received any special powers behind as dragon bait. And so Yogiri was thrown into a parallel universe full of danger, with no idea of what just happened. Likewise, Sion had no way of knowing just what kind of being she had summoned to her world.

Lukas was born into a world of hostility at a time of peace. The many wars plaguing the world slowly stopped, his country began to reunify after splitting in half, and the otherworldly Dungeons finally started to disappear. He was supposed to live his youth like any other kid. So that’s precisely what he did. He played games, told stories, pulled pranks, and made memories with others. But one game they created - The Devil’s Deal - would haunt them all, its shadow stretching far beyond their innocent imaginations. Twenty years later, the Dungeons are back, and Lukas works for the Association, finding and reporting them. Incident after incident forces him to reconnect with old friends. Eventually, he finds himself involved in that childhood game once more and has to become a villain, betraying all the values he thought he once had. The truth would challenge the very core of his ideals and expose a long string of conspiracies enveloping the world.

June Dylan spent half of her life in prison for a crime she didn’t commit. Seventeen years behind bars, a lifetime really, her children’s whole life. Determined to make up for all the time lost, she moves back to the town that had opened the gate to hell all those years ago. Thomas Oswald is cursed. Cursed to love that woman with every fiber of his being and seventeen years apart didn’t change that fact. However she wants nothing to do with him now. Fortunately, they have two children together whom have her entire devotion.

What is the fastest thing in the universe? Light Neutrinos Gravitational Waves The relationship progression in an NTR manga Nice try, but they’re all wrong. The fastest thing in the universe is the time it takes for me to level up before face-slapping an arrogant young master in front of his hoes. After my girlfriend broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary, I think the heavens finally took pity on me and granted me the "FASTEST LEVELING-UP SYSTEM." F*** school. The education system’s a scam anyway. I’m ditching it all to become a full time hunter. I’m pursuing those dungeon MILFs—call me MILF Hunter 1964. SSS-ranked hunters, Great Grandmaster Martial Artists, Heaven-Defying Realm Cultivators... I flex on them all. In this world, a man exists for one purpose: to flex—flex on the enemy, flex on the Ladys, and most importantly, flex on oneself. - Sun Tuz

Marcus, a brilliant student, endures relentless bullying due to his exceptional academic success. His struggles culminate tragically in the park after school, where bullies kill him for refusing to give them money. [GOD OF DEATH SYSTEM AWAKENING] [System Awakening: 50%... 70%... 100%] Is this a prank? Am I truly dead, or am I trapped in some sort of novel? As Marcus navigates his new existence, he embarks on an extraordinary journey to uncover the Dao of life and the universe, join us on his journey as he explores realms, encounters mysterious beings, Simulations, and mysterious places, and seeks to understand his true destiny.

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Alati was born in a small village. for for years she would take care of her mother. she would want to start an adventure of her own but she was tied to mom. after confessing to her mom that she wanted to leave the mom would give her blessing and Alati would set off on her journey of her own

Evelyn Rosalyn Amiss has been traveling through for the past ten years. Thanks to a gorgeous golden antique pocket watch purchased while on her weekly thrift store and antiquing outing for her online vintage store called Poor Little Rich Girl. Little did she know that one purchase would save her life and allow her to become a time traveler. Author Vernice Onyx

In a world filled with fun,magic,spirits and monster called "Fallens" the main character sets out to be an adventurer but he finds himself in a different path then he intended will his goal be achieved

"Warning: This story contains explicit scenes that may not be suitable for sensitive readers. Reader discretion is advised." Seiji, an ordinary young man, finds himself transported to a fantastical world filled with magic and intrigue. As he embarks on his journey, he discovers that Aetherium holds more than just mystical secrets. It is a realm where pleasure and sensual encounters intertwine with danger and adventure. Seiji's path is filled with exotic locations and captivating individuals. He finds himself drawn to the allure of beautiful women, each with their unique charm and allure. As he explores this magical world, he uncovers ancient secrets and forms alliances with powerful allies. Seiji's journey is not without its challenges. He must navigate treacherous "lands", face "formidable foes", and confront his inner desires. As he delves deeper into the "mysteries" of Aetherium, he discovers that his destiny is intertwined with erotic revelations and a power that surpasses his wildest imagination. Join Seiji on an epic adventure filled with danger, excitement, and the pursuit of an extraordinary destiny. Will he unlock the secrets of this magical realm and find love and fulfillment along the way? Embark on a voyage of self-discovery with Seiji, where magic, exploration, and the pursuit of pleasure intertwine, leading him down a path of erotic enlightenment.

Red_Blizzard: DRAGOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! TankDragon_72: LLLLLLLLLL imagine losing to me LOLOLOLOL TWICE IN A ROW!!!! Red Blizzard: STFU you little sh*t! next time is payback! Ur going come crying to me when next month's results comes out!!!! Two of the top ranked players in the world had a long history of fighting for first place in the game called, The Legends Of Alethea. A game that has tens and millions of concurrent players daily and they stood at the top. The two legends that are on the top of Alethea, were currently in a predicament. They reincarnated as the main characters of the game. TankDragon becoming Theodore Ignatius and Red Blizzard becoming Selene Aventus, two characters that are destined to die, because choosing one would lead the other to die. Better yet the world was going to be on the brink of extinction! Watch as the two rivals and nemesis work together, trying to survive and save their new loved ones. Of course, the two are also tied into an arranged marriage. How are they going to deal with that or use it to their advantage?

Humanity is bound by the constraints of fate. We are allotted a finite lifespan, our paths in life set in stone before we are born. Our transgressions and virtues preordained, as is the duration of our existence. But what if a person had no fate? If they were to perish, what then? Would their soul be wiped clean, Or might they be reborn, this time shackled to a preprepared destiny? Or Would they simply cease to be, never to draw breath again? The answers to such questions remain shrouded in mystery. Only the unfathomable forces governing our universes could provide definitive answers.

A mysterious fate awaits Kevin Myers as he realizes he isn't truly dead. Follow Kevin as he tackles his own life's trauma, problems, and even his own mortality as he watches his dead body talk to him.