Deku Drunk

A man who returned from Hell, revels in the city life, marries the most beautiful woman, and steps on his wildest enemies' stories. I'm the full-time bodyguard of the goddess; stay away from me, otherwise, the young CEO wife will get jealous again! Oops, why did I say "young"?

Disclaimer: This story contains sensitive details such as cheating, affair and domestic abuse, childhood trauma and sexual imagery. This book is for 16 years and above, and certain chapters are for 18 years and above. ------------------------------------------------ A story about healing, about loved ones, and about loving someone right. Jasmine is tired. She is tired of relationships that don't last long. So, she has decided to go with a no-relationships policy until she meets her senior, Kriti, on a smoke break and drunk, who happens to be her cousin Siddharth's friend and the student head of the university. A drunken mistake leads to sparks that were once hidden deep inside her heart and reveals the darkest secrets, but at a cost. Jasmine can't date Kriti as Kriti is in a relationship and is soon leaving for higher studies. Will Jasmine be able to navigate through her love life successfully? (You can find this novel on Wattpad with the same title.)

At sixteen, Serena Aguilar witnessed her mother’s death in a hit-and-run by Vivienne Lagrimas — a rich, drunk heiress who walked away without consequence. No arrest. No justice. No closure. Nine years later, Serena returns with a new name, a new life, and one mission: destroy the Lagrimas family from the inside. But her revenge plan is threatened when she finds herself entangled with Adrian Verano — Vivienne’s fiancé and the golden heir of a powerful empire. Love wasn’t part of the plan… but it may be the sharpest blade she wields.

"The biggest blessing in my life was meeting you. The greatest misfortune was hurting you." — Ye Feimo On the night she finally confessed her feelings, Wen Nuan entered the wrong hotel room—and woke up in the arms of a stranger. Drunk, confused, and heartbroken, she never expected that one night to bind her to the ruthless and enigmatic CEO, Ye Feimo. To find her, he boldly posted a half-naked ad of her across the city. To own her, he made her sign a contract as his substitute lover. She thought it was love. He only saw her as a stand-in. When the woman he truly loved returned, Wen Nuan vanished without a trace. But it was already too late. Ye Feimo finally realized that the only woman he truly loved... was the one he let go.

When Jenny dared Naya Brooks to live a little, she didn’t expect her best friend to end up drunk—and accidentally snapping a photo of a man she shouldn’t have noticed. What was meant to be a fun night out spirals into something they never imagined. But the city has its own secrets. And so do the men circling their lives. One night out was supposed to be the end of it. It was only the beginning. Two girls. Two bad boys. And a love triangle they never saw coming.

Après la Catastrophe, chaque règle du monde fut réécrite. À l'Ère du Fer Noir, l'acier, le fer, les moteurs à vapeur et la force de combat sont devenus le pivot sur lequel les êtres humains devaient s'appuyer pour survivre. Un garçon du peuple nommé Zhang Tie a été choisi par les dieux de la fortune et s'est vu offrir un petit arbre capable de produire constamment divers fruits merveilleux. En même temps, Zhang Tie fut jeté dans les flammes de la guerre, une guerre de trois cents ans entre les humains et les démons sur le continent désert. Utilisant des cristaux pour exploiter les potentiels du corps humain, il faut cultiver pour devenir plus fort. Les légendes palpitantes de clans mystérieux, les secrets des fantasmes Orientaux, d'innombrables trésors et héritages dans le monde souterrain — Tout cela au Château de Fer Noir ! Écrit par Tigre Ivre, ce roman est un exemple parfait de fantasy steampunk. Laissons-nous voyager à travers le monde des possibilités et des inventions illimitées ensemble ! ------ **Attention : Ce roman contient du contenu pour adultes**

Content Warning: Mature themes, blood violence, obsessive behavior, trauma, and emotional manipulation. Reader discretion is advised. Nyra Seraph was just trying to survive—until survival turned into a hunt. A rain-soaked night. A complete stranger in a bar. A taste of blood that should have destroyed her. But didn't. She is now being followed. Desired. Feared. One man's obsession could either save her life or lead her to a dangerous situation. Love does not always appear to be safe. It occasionally appears to be fire. And occasionally, it makes you drunk.

After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance! —— Mushroom House. Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming. Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born! Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine. Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..." That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#. … "Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast. [The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】 Other guests: "My client is innocent!" Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!" "That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!" Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying? Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately! Party: Maya, you are the living devil!

One-line summary: The male lead is initially an arrogant, noble, love-deprived brat, later a cute, clingy, scheming little jealous one. Introduction: One day, Lu Yuner’s soul transmigrates into a female-dominant world. She enters the Imperial Academy and takes up the position of a doctoral instructor, teaching classes and grading schoolwork. One day, she encounters the young prince Su Qingwan secretly skipping class from the male academy. As a result, Su Qingwan is punished. From then on, Su Qingwan sees Lu Yuner as a “thorn in his side”. But before long, this “thorn” becomes the person he cherishes most, and he goes to great lengths to win Lu Yuner’s affection. Mini scene 1: One day, the sun is high in the sky but Su Qingwan still hasn’t gotten up for class. Servant Xiaoyuan: “Young prince, it’s time for class. You’ll be late otherwise.” Su Qingwan says arrogantly: “I’m not going. I am the esteemed prince, my status is so noble, why should I suffer this hardship? Besides, isn’t learning all this just to please women? Hmph, they’re not worthy!” Mini scene 2: After Su Qingwan falls for someone, he completely changes. He no longer skips class and diligently learns how to be a good husband and father. But he discovers that Sister Yuner is always surrounded by admirers. Drunk and overcome with jealousy one day, he clings to Lu Yuner, crying beautifully like a pear blossom in the rain. Su Qingwan: “Qingwan likes Sister Yuner.” Lu Yuner: “Young prince, you’re drunk.” Su Qingwan: “Qingwan isn’t drunk. Qingwan likes Sister Yuner, likes you so much, likes you to bits…” Before he can finish, Lu Yuner’s eyes flash with emotion and she leans in closer. [Reading Guide] 1. The female lead is gentle, gracious, humble and polite but not weak. The male lead is initially an arrogant, noble, love-deprived brat, later a cute, clingy, scheming little jealous one. 2. 1v1, a bit torturous in the beginning but definitely sweet later on.

In the heart of Odessa, whispers grow louder about a man in the shadows dismantling the city’s darkest corners, one shattered rib at a time. He doesn’t fly. He doesn’t shoot lasers. He doesn’t even dodge. The locals call him Пьяный Кулак (P’yanyy Kulak) — “Drunken Fist, a ghost from nowhere who takes pain like water and dishes it out like prophecy. But beneath the bruised knuckles and broken bones lies a truth the world isn’t ready for. Because while some monsters are born. Others are built. And this one? This one’s coming home. Post World War II from the depths of cold war black sites to the bloodied alleys of Chicago, discover the birth of a new kind of vigilante. A new kind of Hero.

A 24-year-old office guy, 5 Little rascals live now together after the guy went full blackout last night

In a world divided between arcane power and relentless innovation, alliances are fragile, and loyalty is a currency traded in silence. Helya, a shadowy envoy from the Magic Kingdom, is sent deep into the heart of the Tech Empire under the guise of a diplomatic bride-to-be. Cold, precise, and hiding more than just her true identity, she is a weapon wrapped in velvet. Cael, a rising officer burdened by duty and haunted by suspicion, accepts the engagement with caution. When magic surges where it shouldn’t and assassination attempts blur the line between enemy and ally, he begins to question everything—even her. But the deeper they are drawn into each other’s orbit, the more the truth warps. Loyalties shift. Murders are staged. And beneath it all, a far-reaching conspiracy begins to stir. Two hearts. Two nations. One silent war. In a place where trust can be lethal and every smile is a mask, will they unravel the truth before it consumes them both?

Raymond, the tycoon of his empire, tries his best for the people he loves and doesn’t stop when it comes to saving their lives or caring for them. His affection for his secretary, Mikaela, creates a more romantic scene for him. His vow to look after his sister “Rose” as a promise to his mother before her death also makes him passionate about caring. What will happen if Raymond finds out his step Mother is responsible for his mother's death. ? What will happen if Raymond notices his little sister has a hidden boyfriend? What happens if Raymond finds out Mikaela went on a date with Lucas? What will happen if Olivia finds out that Jason had S£x with her while she was drunk?

Theodor had turned 18, happy birthday! Oh, he got drunk, Truck-kun happened, and he woke up in the cultivation world in the body of a baby thrown near the market. On his first day in this new world, Theo was adopted by Veronica, a kind woman seeking to start a female-only sect on the outskirts of the continent. At first she says he has no talent for cultivation, which was quite scary, but then a calming ding resounded in his mind during his first meal. *Ding!* [Achievement: Sucker!] [You have been breastfed for the first time, you get ten years of cultivation.] Luckily, he got a system! *No NTR *No Yuri *No incest *Yes a variety of kinks (With some of the harem members)

All Kin's Riven inherited was a scale. No sword, no spellbook, no ancient bloodline magic just a tarnished relic from a dead father and a crumbling noble house. In a world where mana defines power and legacy means everything, Kael has neither. Broke, forgotten, and drunk in the ruins of his family’s estate, Kael does the one thing no one else dared: he offers the scale his life. And the scale accepts. Transported back to the night his father died, Kin's awakens in his twelve-year-old body armed with nothing but bitter memories and access to a forbidden Dimensional Marketplace that trades across worlds, timelines, and realities. This time, he won’t beg for power. He’ll buy it. Every spell. Every secret. Every weapon he needs to rewrite history and bankrupt the bastards who took everything from him. In a world built on mana..

Evelyn had a normal happy life until the untimely death of her mother. Her loving father soon became an abusive drunk that would constantly beat her and her older brother Mason. After years of abuse one day Evelyn and Mason managed to escape the terror of their father, when Evelyn finally snapped and killed him. Unfortunately, even though they escaped their rotten father, their lives came to a violent and early end at the hands of a cruel fate. However, when Evelyn woke up after dying, she found herself in a dark damp place. And when she broke free from what confines her, she finds herself reborn as an owl. Follow along as Evelyn lives her second life as an owl in a world of magic and mystery, as she aims to rise up and become the strongest. So, no one can ever dictate her fate again. Warning: This novel is going to be very dark in places, especially the prologue. If you are faint of heart, I recommend you not read this novel. Artwork By Radiopaque.

The world saw her as the scandal. He saw her as a mystery. After a humiliating gala diaster where her engagement is exposed as a lie and worse, linked to a married man. Mia Wren becomes the media's favorite target. Heart broken and drunk, she ends up in the arms of a stranger. Only he isn't a stranger at all. Liam D'Arcy. Billionaire, cold blooded investor. The last man she should be with. He thought she was just a broken socialite with a pretty face. Until he finds out she's the daughter of senator Wren, the very man tied to his father's downfall. She wants to disappear He wants revenge But neither of them expected a night that would tie their fates forever.

In the fractured realm of **Everburn Labyrinth**, where ash falls like snow and forgotten gods whisper through cursed bloodlines, **Seryn Octavius**—the last heir of the soul-devouring **Emberdirge Dynasty**—barters memories for power. His family’s ancestral curse binds him to a grim truth: every drop of alchemical elixir he brews erases a fragment of his past. But when his exiled mentor, **Lady Eluinora**, is exposed as a traitor who sold his clan to the God of Oblivion, Seryn’s quest for vengeance unravels a millennia-old conspiracy: the very curses that cripple the ancient dynasties are shards of a slain primordial deity, and *he* is the crucible to resurrect it. To survive, Seryn must master the forbidden **Ashborne Alchemy**, turning his family’s funeral rites into weapons—distilling grief into corrosive mists, forging vows into chainblades, and weaponizing his own decaying soul. Allies become liabilities: a mechanized orc warrior whose heart ticks toward self-destruction, a moon-cursed assassin hunting her reflection, and Eluinora herself, whose lies may hold the only key to salvation. As the **Clockwork Throne** awakronsume cities into slag and the **Thousand-Eyed Abyss** hungers for his lineage, Seryn faces an impossible choice: embrace the erosion of his humanity to become the realm’s destroyer, or shatter the alchemical laws of the universe—and with them, every soul he vowed to protect

Amelia, a college student(25) who has everything she ever wanted in life. but the one thing she doesn't have is TRUE LOVE. Amelia broke up with her boyfriend on her birthday and ended up drunk and having a one night-stand with a man who took her virginity. unknowingly to her, that man was her father's boss who is 12 yrs older than her. PLEASE READ IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THIS NOVEL WARNING* THIS NOVEL IS R-18 AND HAS SOME VULGAR SCENES

As Samuel Walker's life plunges into darkness after his father’s car accident amounts to a mountain of debt, the middle-aged landlady comes knocking on his door, slyly offering to provide for him as his girlfriend. While being harassed by her, Samuel is suddenly able to see her secrets in his mind. Using this special ability, he gets himself out of trouble and starts working in a liquor factory that’s about to close down. Unfortunately, a misunderstanding soon occurs between him and his new boss lady, Arielle Bright. The beautiful Arielle is also in her twenties, and the misunderstanding causes her to make things difficult for him. But with his special ability to help turn her company around, she starts looking at him differently and comes to accept him! In addition to working at the liquor factory, Samuel also starts a business himself. Everyone's secrets are in his hands, and he becomes a business tycoon! Women of every background adore him, itching to get their hands on this powerful man! I may come from a poor family, but I’m a rich man now!

Barry Thompson was your regular drunk bum hustling his way until one day he woke up to a voice in his head a sort of menu screen in front of him a lot was definitely changing for him whether he liked it or not

Zhang Wei was broke, single, and invisible in 2024. No money, no girlfriend, no future. Then one rainy night, after getting drunk and electrocuted by his rice cooker, he woke up in 2009. Armed with the knowledge of future stocks, crypto, and memes, he’s ready to rewrite his destiny—starting with Bitcoin. From a loser nobody cared about, to a crypto king everyone chases. Including her… the girl who once rejected him. This time, he’s not just getting rich—he’s getting even.

Jayden Colman at the age of 12 had been arrested and given a life sentence for murder after litterally shoving a shovel down his fathers throat for his dad had beaten his mom to a pulp after coming home drunk simply because she over cooked his food . But then at the age of 13 a silver linning opportunity presents its self as he joins the army. 13 years later and he vows to make the world bend to his knees.

When you've been reincarnated into another world, in one of the old dating games that you played in high school and memorized every possible route that you could take- "..." But you ended up becoming the villainess with a horrible personality, there's not much room for a friendship route with the heroine. But something was wrong? "Milady... my head feels so heavy will you take me to your room?" The heroine has drank so many alcohol that her face was flushed red and she couldn't help but hold onto the hands of the villainess. "You... don't want me to?" Clearly she was using the excuse of her drunk mess to get into the villainess' personal chambers. "..." "I love you, milady. Please be mine and only mine." The love story of the cold reincarnated villainess x the possessive heroine.

Alexa's life is a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and heartache in a dilapidated house on the city's outskirts. Since her mother's death, her Governess has resented her existence from losing financial support with her gambling addiction. With each passing day, Alexa works tirelessly to make ends meet, cleaning up after her drunk guardian and managing the household independently. Despite her efforts, her guardian's reckless behavior only worsens, and soon, the weight of her debt threatens to crush them both. It's a thrilling tale of survival, temptation, and the high cost of freedom. Alexa is caught between the past and a perilous future. Excited but nervous, she moves from the slums of the Philippines to the pinnacle of American power and into the world of the Royal. Journey with me how Alexa navigates her life as 'The President's Daughter and her Royal Whirlwind Romance.' *** Follow me on IG, FB, Tiktok. @AJZHEN

A young Asian girl finds herself thrown into a world of gods immortals and demons and ends up marrying the Demon Emperor whom not even the gods dare offend . With her Goldfinger only usable when she's drunk ,she always either half drunk flat out drunk or a complete mess ,and with her new husband trying to make her stop her drinking habits a hilarious romance ensues in the Palace. And things become even more interesting with the Arrival of the Immortal Grounds God of war who fell in love with her at first sight ,too bad she has a weird obsession with overpowered Demon King Characters due to all the novels and anime she's watched .

"You are a beautiful mistake which changed my life." ********* There are some mistakes, you shouldn't do! Getting drunk and wasted, Sleeping with your boss in a drunken state, And having sex without a condom. Unfortunately, Amelia did all this and as a result, she got pregnant. For once in her life, Amelia wanted to have fun forgetting her boring life. She wanted to be bold and reckless and wanted to enjoy her life fullest. But all her plans backfired when she found herself naked beside her boss. *********

Japan, 1986. The dawn of the bubble economy. Stocks are surging like a bull unchained. Real estate prices soar with no end in sight. Corporations expand their reach beyond borders, and even salarymen treat Europe like their personal playground. In the heart of this frenzy, a young man opens his eyes to a second chance. Reborn into the body of an ordinary junior employee, he remembers how it all ends—the crash, the collapse, the fallout. But this time, he's not here to watch it happen. With sharp instincts and a will hardened by hindsight, he’s ready to carve out his own path through one of the most volatile and seductive periods in modern history. The era is drunk on wealth. He plans to stay sharp.

Above the Planet Earth, an old man stands in the sky. With his arms behind his back, he excitedly marvels at all the sights the world has to offer. Yet, one day, he notices the internet, and with it various Cultivation novels! Appalled by this nonsense, he searches for the source and finds the author Zhang Baichi, the "Immortal Master Unrivalled Under The Heavens". He stalks the young man - watches as he gets drunk, watches as he gets beaten up and still watches as the young man gets killed! Finally, he kidnaps the young man's soul, throws him into a real cultivation world - and with a System to boot. The audacity!

[+powerstones = +extra chapters] I just wanted a drink. That’s all. One innocent soda from a weird vending machine behind the shrine. Now? Every first day of the month, one random person in my life is suddenly madly, passionately, embarrassingly in love with me—for exactly 30 days. It’s like Cupid got drunk and started throwing darts blindfolded. One month it’s the class president. The next, the school nurse. Then a ghost. A guy. A teacher. My neighbor’s cat (don’t ask). Now I’m stuck riding this monthly love rollercoaster, dodging confessions, accidental kisses, karaoke duets, and one near-wedding.