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Eaten Alive

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
Persimmon Whale · 463.5K Views

Matchmaking Agency: Operation Love!!!

Jing Yun looked at the scene before him. The prince who was supposed to fall in love with the sleeping princess was making love eyes at the frog. "Fuck." Yu Xian cursed—out of the three of them, she was always the quickest to think, so it wasn't a suprise that she was the first to realize how badly they messed up. He could already see her scrambling towards Gu Feng, probably to choke the other, but Jing Yun was still processing everything so he's not in the right state to stop her. After a couple of minutes, he could hear a cry coming from the corner, though he barely managed to register it, too focused on the sight of the prince currently making out with the frog. "YOU BASTARD! YOU GAVE HIM THE WRONG POTION!!!" . . . The Matchmaking Agency, an organization with the sole purpose of tying the heart's of people, and making the love blossom, despite this, the agency and it's workers does everything, well...except for that purpose. "We set off a bomb, pissed off a god, messed with an Empire and now we're inside a monster's mouth...are you sure this has anything to do with love?" Jing Yun asked as he looked at his fellow workmates—the three of them were currently floating on a green liquid, probably the monster's saliva. "Love is complicated." "We're going to die! STOP TALKING AND DO SOMETHING!!!" Jing Yun contemplated on Yu Xian's wistful answer and then to Gu Feng's life and death scream. With a nod, Jing Yun concluded: Love is really complicated. "Stop with that bullshit, we're being eaten alive for fuck's sake!" Truly complicated.
Crazy_Fish · 224 Views

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Mike transmigrated into a world where everyone could change classes and awaken talents. Here, monsters were rampant and alien races invaded! Danger and opportunity coexisted! Only by becoming a class changer and getting stronger through leveling up could one stand at the top of the world. On the day of class change, Mike became a Jester of Fate, a hidden profession in the mysterious class. He obtained a D - level talent "Fate Modification" (a one - time - use talent). He had originally thought it was a lousy talent, but unexpectedly, his ability to exploit bugs was amazing. "Fate Modification": You can modify one word in the fate outline once. (The talent disappears after one use.) Mike activated the talent and directly modified it to: "Fate Modification" (a billion - time - use talent): The talent disappears after being used a billion times. Since then, the darkest hour has come to the world! Fate outline: You are attacked by a Green - Crested Snake, and venom enters your body. After modification: You are attacked by a Green - Crested Snake, and spiritual liquid enters your body. Green - Crested Snake: "Why did this human level up crazily after I bit him?" Fate outline: You use Meteor Fire Rain to attack a group of Succubi. After modification: You use Meteor Shit Rain to attack a group of Succubi. Succubi: "Are you a dog?" Fate outline: You are attacked by a Titan Giant Bear, and after a hard struggle, you are eaten alive. After modification: You are attacked by a Titan Giant Bear, and after a hard struggle, you give birth. Titan Giant Bear: "I'm so confused. How come I got pregnant while fighting?" Looking at the Titan Giant Bear with a kind face, Mike immediately said, "Mom!"
Yidong_Jiang · 183 Views
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