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Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

A man lost in the ever polluted world finds himself reincarnated as the Mob boss of an erotic adventure game called: Vemor. But the problem is... "These horny heroines won't leave me alone!"

Lee Gaon was a gaming legend, feared and revered until the day she was disgraced, labeled a cheater, and cast out by everyone she loved. Now, she’s a lonely, broken soul in a world that sees her as nothing more than a fallen idol. But one mysterious evening, as she stares into the depths of her despair, she is pulled to the "World of no End" game. Yet, this isn’t just any game, it's real life, where every mistake can lead to one’s demise. But despite the risks, the desire for power blindly drives many to build new empires, only to watch them rise and fall. Death eater is her new identity in this game world as she roams with a scythe that feeds on souls and darkness, Gaon enters this vast, unpredictable realm with a single goal: to live freely in this new fantasy realm. She slays her enemies without fear, feasting on their demise. But as she grows in power, a dark force lurks within her, and her path to victory may lead her to the edge of her humanity. Is she destined to become the hero or the villain of this fantasy world? Join Gaon in her journey of adventure, vengeance, ambition, and self-discovery as she aims for the top while her enemies fall one by one.

Noah, a sickly boy confined to his hospital bed, has always spent his days dreaming. Dreaming of venturing out, far beyond the hospital window. However on his 18th birthday, fate gifts him with his one wish, freedom. Through death, he awakens in the lands of Kabar as an elf girl, facing an unthinkable present. Reborn as a prodigous magic user in a fantasy world, what more could she actually want? Soon she finds out that Kabar isn't what it seems to be. Wandering through this world she has one question in mind. What does it mean to live? Will Eden tell her the truth?

Hikari played an MMO as a healer girl, reaching the pinnacle of players. However, she never expected to become her player character. Moreover, she was supposed to be a "normal" elf race, so why does her status say "Goddess?" How come this 2D dragon servant became a voluptuous vixen? Acting like a Goddess? Screw that! I would rather hide under a rock! But everywhere I go, I can't help but be revered! What is this!?

When a billionaire tech mogul and a brilliant literature student with a secret collide, their winter road trip will test the limits of trust, jealousy, and love. He's the grumpy, overprotective CEO who's always had everything under control-until she walked into his life. She's the sunshine in the chaos, the hidden novelist who's been keeping her talent a secret. They've known each other since childhood, but years of tension and unspoken feelings have turned them into frenemies.

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

College student Luxie has always been known to be the kindest beauty in the school, but who would have thought she's a sinister person who would get revenge on all her enemies and make sure they're dead. However, LuXie strangely woke up in a new body in a forest full of dark elves? Image doesn't belong to me, credit goes to the creator.

Kou made a promise to Mimirin in the past, to become the perfect manager that will raise her popularity. However, as time went by, Kou only felt his dream being farther as Mimirin became a famous sensation now. Kou wants to have an experience in managing a cosplayer, but no one wants to volunteer for him until Sera comes into his life. Soon, Kou will realize Sera’s potential to become a cosplayer. Sera, after being transported from another world, only wants to return to her world for her father. The story takes us on a friendship, cosplay, and adventure journey as Kou and Sera work together to reach the pinnacle of Cosplay rankings.

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Sylvi Hartmann wakes up from cryosleep to find herself alone in a dilapidated spaceship on a planet light-years away from Earth. The ship's control room revealed that a few years had passed since the SS Pacific's journey to save the human race from the threat of extinction. As Sylvi explores the desolate ship, she discovers her parents' cryo-chamber missing, leaving her truly alone in an alien environment. Sylvi must confront the unknown dangers lurking there to search for her missing parents and the rest of the crew. Amidst the uncertainty, Sylvi hears approaching chants and a forceful crash. The ship's door is opened by a group of humanoid figures with unusual features—tall, muscular, and eerily perfect. Could these beings be a friend or a foe? Would Sylvi save the human race? or would she ultimately be the last girl on Earth?

Oneshot story about a guy who got assigned to tend to the garden of a local high school and a girl who got interested in what he's doing.

Killed by the Overlord of Voidborns and reborn as his 18-year-old self, Arthur Stark was given a second chance at life. He was back to the time when humans of Earth were still fighting against the terrifying Voidborns. He got a second chance to change everything and save Earth and the Elferia, the home of myriad beasts ruled by the Elves. However, before all of that, he had other important things... ...like marrying the Queen of Elves.

Robert lived a normal life with somethings different. He had a job, wonderful friends, and a loving family. Though that didn't do much to stop a bullet.

"What is my purpose?" A question whirl on Mayu's head. Mayu is supposed to be a normal high school girl. One day, upon arriving in her class. She was reincarnated to another world and find herself as a little elf girl. While on her journey, she stumbles upon making new friends. The friends that she wishes to protect and fight for. Mayu is always confused in her life. This story is about her finding meaning in her existence in another world.

In love with her boss while he’s engaged to someone else? How chaotic could it get? Isabel’s life changed drastically on her first night in Los Angeles. It was love at first sight for her when she met and made out with Kine at a party, who later became her boss. The handsome and rich C.E.O was too easy to like, kind and flirty but still stood on business when it comes to work. He was Isabel’s type of man which left her completely helpless and at the same time hopeful. She could not say for sure how he felt about her after what happened at the party because he gives her mixed signals. But one thing she’s sure about is that he has a soft spot for her. However, Isabel’s heart sank when she discovered that he was engaged to the daughter of a very wealthy business man. Getting to know more about Kine she realized how uninvested he was in the engagement, thereby raising her hopes up. She became so over protective of her boss after finding out that his so called fiancée was having an affair with some guy other than Kine. Would she be able to win the heart of her Prince Charming? And to what extent is she willing to go? Find out as you proceed with me in this jaw dropping love story.

Orion was on his way back home from work. He was hurrying back home to take a nap while planning how he would spend his weekend as well, but while he was lost in thought, a truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere and the last thing he remembered was the truck barreling towards him before everything around him turned dark. However to his surprise, he didn’t feel any pain after having the accident. In fact, he couldn’t see anything. Everything around him seemed dark but when he opened his mouth to speak, he heard the gurgling sounds of a baby. Noticing that the one sounding like a baby was him, Orion tried to open his eyes to know exactly where he was, but when he did, the first thing his eyes fell upon was a stunning beautiful elf, holding him with the most tenderest of care. Not only was she his mother, she was also a queen as well and she had a beautiful sister who adored him just as much as his mother. Aside from this, Orion also noticed he had received a system which allowed him to grow and evolve faster than a normal High Elf but after finding out the huge role his mother played in eradicating the war between all races, Orion vowed to live a happy and fulfilling life with his mother, aunt and a few others he cared a lot about.

In a world where the power of precious stone is still unknown and people live ignorant of all the powerful kingdoms that harbor evils, the town of Blue Castle lives a life simple and fulfilled in itself. Nia, who wanted to save her kingdom, lives disguised in here to search for a precious stone that is too hard to acquire. Together with Mr. Neil Preston, she's up for anything the work demands. But lately some weird things have started happening and Nia might just assume this to connect somehow to what she's looking for. The story talks of Nia and her expedition, love and war and all the people who get involved in the quest willingly or unwillingly.

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Chalassyians are a human race considered a curse. Therefore, Chalassy and its deep roots in the ancient Gods threaten the entire world, and their eradication serves the greater good. Cover Photo rights all belong to me!

Kevin... an 18 year old guy that transmigrates into a new world of magic and cultivation. watch as he uncovers the reason why males can't cultivate and reach the top of this world. [I'm new to writing and willing to learn with an open mind]

bertahun-tahun yang lalu terdapat penemuan sebuah portal antar dunia area portal itu sudah diamankan oleh pasukan militer pada dasar banyaknya minat untuk menjadi anggota militer berdiri sekolah berdasar militer yang menyimpan rahasia besar

We all have a story, this is mine!

In a seemingly idyllic rural village, a sinister cult has taken root, using children as vessels for their dark rituals tied to the ancient god of harvest. Lena, a determined young woman, returns to her hometown only to discover that her parents have fallen prey to this malevolent force. As she learns about the cult’s terrifying practices, Lena feels compelled to act, rallying a group of brave villagers to confront the growing darkness. Together, they uncover the cult's secrets and plan to disrupt the annual harvest ritual. As tensions rise, Lena faces the chilling reality of her childhood friends now transformed into zealots, blind to the horror around them. With a fierce determination to save the remaining children and end the cult's grip on the village, Lena confronts her own fears and the haunting legacy of her family's involvement. In a climactic battle in the cornfield under a full moon, Lena and her allies challenge the cult’s power, battling not only the physical threats but also the psychological toll of the past. As they destroy the ancient statue that symbolizes the cult's hold, the children begin to break free from the spell. With the dawn of a new day, Lena emerges as a hero, determined to help her village heal from the trauma. While the scars of the past linger, she finds hope in the community's resilience and the promise of a brighter future. As the cornfields transform from symbols of fear to a sign of renewal, Lena realizes that their fight against darkness may never truly end, but together, they can forge a new path forward.

What! I knew he would be scheming something to torture me. I looked at him with narrowed eyes and he winked at me. I suddenly looked away to confirm that no one saw him doing that. I was blessed. My father was discussing something with my stepmother and Sophia. I glared at him and he silently chuckled. ................................. Annabell Evans (protagonist), who was badly treated by her step-mother and step-sister, falls into the trap laid by her so-called elder sister. Her sister drugged her in a hotel and brought her to a room where she had a night-stand with Alexander Wilson. She left the man asking him to forget about that night and pretend as if they had never met. She leave the hotel but Alex gets interested in her. Fate brought them closer and they got united. But would this be all? Was there someone targeting them? Would their life always be happy and full of love? Anna must keep calm and face the challenges that are going to fall upon her. She will have to make herself stronger to keep her close ones safe and happy. It's about affection, desire, sacrifice, protection. Indescribable feelings that one has to face in the thrilling journey of love.

Raja kegelapan mulai menyerang seluruh wilayah bekas kekuasaan Raja Elf. Awan hitam dengn hujannya yang beracun tersebar diseluruh wilayah membuat hasil pangan penduduk tercemari dan tidak sedikit pula yang mati. Pasukan kegelapan memporak-porandakan dan meratakan semuanya menjadi tanah hingga semua penduduk dipaksa oleh keadaan untuk menjadi berani untuk melawan. Wedden Arragegs, seorang pria dari desa yang disebut sebagai keturunan sang raja Elf mendapatkan tugas berat yaitu mengalahkan Raja Kegelapan dengan kekuatannya yang dia bahkan belum pernah mengetahuinya. Buku Sihir, itulah senjatanya namun keberadaannyapun belum diketahui dimana. Mampukah Wedden mengalahkan Raja Kegelapan? Berapa banyak pasukan yang dibutuhkan olehnya untuk mengembalikan keadaan dunia? -- Terimakasih sudah mampiir, ini adalah karya ketigaku di Webnovel *,* Berikan dukungannya yaa ... Luv ya~