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Hanma Family Real Life

cartel cats: real life advice on how to walk the line

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7
CartelTa209 · 13.6K Views

Football Manager Game: Rise of the Real-Life Coach

Synopsis: Ahmad Firdaus was just another assistant coach struggling to make a name in the brutal world of professional football until one morning, he woke up with a fully functional system not some vague cheat code or fantasy power, but the actual Football Manager game interface brought to life. Tactics, stats, player edits, simulations he had it all. But there was a catch: no one knew. And everyone started thinking he was some kind of silent genius. Promoted as interim manager at Cardiff City after a last-minute crisis, Firdaus must now survive real matches, real pressure, real egos… all while hiding the true source of his brilliance. With media speculation, skeptical players, and rising expectations, can he lead a struggling Championship team to glory? He’s cold. He’s unreadable. He doesn’t say much. But his results? They speak louder than any press conference ever could. -Follow the journey of the most misunderstood genius in football. -Updates daily | Real players. Real fixtures. Real drama. -Support me on Patreon for early chapters and exclusive content: patreon.com/cyci07 -Don’t forget to drop power stones and add to your library! -Tags: Football, Football Manager System,Sports,Modern World,Genius Protagonist,Misunderstood Protagonist,Coaching,Team Management,Tsundere MC,Cold Protagonist,Hidden Power,Game Elements,Slice of Life (Manager's Life),No Romance (Early),Tactical GeniusProfessional Growth,Club Development,Underdog Story
cyclone_joker · 40.8K Views

-Family Agreste...!-

Summary of the Novel: The Agreste Family In a kingdom cloaked in glory but ruled by silent shadows, The Agreste Family tells a haunting tale of inherited pain, legacy, and the complex ties between fathers and sons. At the heart of the story stands King Andrew Agreste, a ruler forged by both majesty and torment. From childhood, Andrew bore the weight of a heart condition—inflicted upon him by his own father in a cruel experiment that replaced his healthy heart with that of his younger brother. Cold, composed, and feared, Andrew wears his crown with unwavering strength. Yet beneath that iron exterior lies a man haunted by memories he cannot forget, and a love he cannot express—not even to his eldest son, Gabriel. Gabriel is a child born into silence. He carries a yearning for affection and a body weakened by illness, echoing the same symptoms once suffered by his father. But Gabriel’s condition is not a perfect mirror of Andrew’s. As his health deteriorates, the royal physicians discover a deeper truth: Gabriel’s disease is chronic, genetic, and incurable—not a direct inheritance, but a twisted echo of his father’s past. Their relationship, strained and distant, begins to shift when Gabriel, writhing in pain one sleepless night, knocks on the doors of his father’s wing. That moment—a child seeking warmth, and a king roused by a feeling he couldn’t explain—becomes the turning point. Through pain and fear, they begin to understand one another. With the help of Dr. Mohan, the trusted royal physician, and Evan, Andrew’s more empathetic son, father and child must confront what has long been avoided: not just the illness of the body, but the scars of the soul. As secrets of the past surface—buried family sins, dark experiments, and truths about inheritance and love—Gabriel must fight not only to survive, but to understand who he is. And Andrew, for the first time, must learn what it truly means to be a father: not to rule by fear, but to protect with love. The Agreste Family is not a story about illness alone. It is a story of legacies—those we carry in our blood, and those we choose to rewrite. It is a tale of strength wrapped in sorrow, and a journey toward redemption between a king and the son who sees through his armor. In the end, the question is not whether Gabriel will survive… But whether Andrew can save his son's heart—not just from sickness, but from the coldness he unknowingly passed on.
Ruqayya_6105 · 1.5K Views

My Otome Boyfriend Became in Real Life to be My Husband

Mid-twenties woman Melody Violet has spent a significant portion of her romantic life using otome games. She is especially infatuated with Cyrus, her virtual partner in the well-known game Ardent Affection. Charming, detached but kind, and incredibly attractive, Cyrus is everything she could ever hope for. Having never dated in real life, Melody takes comfort in the otome game world and in Cyrus's virtual friendship. Her life, however, drastically changes when she accepts her ideal position as an executive secretary at Dre.@im, the biggest digital corporation in the world. She meets Leo Cyprus, her new boss, on her first day; he's a CEO with an almost identical appearance and personality to her virtual boyfriend Cyrus. Melody is shocked and captivated by Leo's enigmatic and aloof demeanor, which makes her feel the same way Cyrus did in the game. She finds it difficult to distinguish fact from fiction. Melody starts to realize that Leo isn't merely a lookalike—rather, he seems to mimic Cyrus's behaviors and attitude as she maneuvers through the hectic demands of her new career. Their conversations are awkward, tense, and sometimes sweet, leaving Melody wondering whether she's accidentally stumbled into a bizarre, real-life version of her otome game. However, there's more going on here; Melody is drawn, for some reason, to discovering the truths that Leo is hiding. Melody goes through a range of emotions during her voyage, including perplexity about their developing attraction, fascination with Leo's striking similarity to her otome love, and anger with his demanding and secretive conduct. Melody has to choose between her love for the man in front of her and her fantasy as the boundaries between her virtual and real lives become more hazy.
iLLuMi14 · 35.7K Views
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