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Bankruptcy, divorce, wife's betrayal! At 35 years old, Yang Hao suffered a triple whammy! Yet, amidst such a desperate situation, he accidentally inherited a fortune from the game "Monopoly". From then on, life underwent earth shattering changes! Money, reputation, status, commercial empire. Ex-wife knelt down and begged for remarriage? Sorry, when I was in trouble, you left me. Now that I'm better, you want to come and enjoy the glory and wealth?！ you do not deserve!

After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry. The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals... "Sir, how did you end up here?" "I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change." "So what are your goals now?" "Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!"

As a transmigrator turned extraordinary creature of the human race, he found the world to be more colorful than he had imagined. To more easily access everything this new realm had to offer, he first needed a special resume. Then, he had to find the right place in a city perennially shrouded in fog to fill out an application, and the last and most critical step... — was to kill a chicken or catch a mouse.

The Last Ruler of The Last Bastion, Zenith Ultima, a robot who has a human conscience, that was how it was in game but now that Jake has been sent into the game, and Zenith is his in-game avatar for over 12 years, he must learn how he got there and if its possible to leave all while not telling the Guardians.

Zhen Kai was alone after his mother died. He worked at an animal farm to earn a living, but one day, he fell off a cliff and found two beautiful women. The very next day, a beautiful girl came to him with a marriage proposal. Zhen Kai's life became extraordinary. He met many beautiful women, but he also faced countless challenges along the way. --- This novel follows Zhen Kai’s journey—from being so weak that even a chicken could bully him, to becoming so strong that the chicken now calls him "Boss." From being so lonely he once tried talking to a tree, to being surrounded by so many beauties that the tree is probably jealous. Please share your reviews and comments—they are like the rare herbs Zhen Kai desperately needs to grow stronger! Don’t make me fall off a cliff like Zhen Kai just to find motivation—your feedback keeps me writing (and off cliffs).

Synopsis In the quaint village of Turnipton, Marcus Griddle is a humble farmer with a simple life: tending to crops, avoiding chicken escapades, and enjoying the quiet. But everything changes when a mysterious voice from the sky informs him he has been chosen as the Hero of Light, tasked with defeating a Dark Lord and saving the world. Reluctantly thrust into a heroic role, Marcus discovers he possesses a quirky "Hero System" that insists he begin his journey immediately—complete with a shiny sword, a mothball-scented cloak, and boots that reflect his bewildered expression. As he grapples with threats to his farming productivity and the absurdity of his situation, Marcus sets out on an adventure that challenges his notions of heroism. With a blend of humor, unexpected challenges, and the unlikeliest of allies, Marcus learns that heroes can come in all shapes and sizes. Join him as he navigates a world of magic, mayhem, and self-discovery, all while trying to save his beloved turnips.

Colossals, Titans, and Demonic Beasts rule over a world where no weapon, no bullet, and no missile can pierce their nearly impenetrable hides. Ruthless, cunning, and more brutal than any human, these creatures brought humanity to the edge of extinction. When half the population fell, a harsh truth emerged: only a monster could defeat a monster: ONLY A MONSTER COULD KILL A MONSTER. Humanity became monsters. In this world, one could only become stronger by fusing, merging and splicing their cells with monsters to become Exomorphers! Ezra reincarnated into this world with a cheat system that allowed him to fuse ordinary farm animals into higher grade monsters! [You have fused 100 sheeps, 100 horses, 100 cat-fishes and 100 chicken together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Qilin!] … [You have fused 100 lions, 100 eagles, 50 magma salamanders together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Inferno Griffin!] … [You have fused 100 parrots, 100 diamonds, 100 fireflies, and 50 flamingos together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Crystal Phoenix!] … While others risks their lives and spend their family fortunes to tame legendary beasts, Ezra only fuses farm animals to create mythical beasts! Ezra’s Dad: “W-where are my chickens!?” Ezra: “ A flying mythical beast attacked and ate them all!” Ezra’s Dad: “A thousand of them!?” Ezra: “Uhm. It was very hungry.” (Note: This is not your regular beast taking novel. The beasts are no where near cute nor is there a special cuddly bond between Host and Symbiote!)

A young man lived many lives. He lived as a cultivator in a world of Wuxia, a Saint, a sword master, a leader in the apocalypse, a doctor, a chef, a robotics and weapons engineer, a half dragon, a elf, a Dyried, a CEO, a Hunter, and much more. And finally his last life in the interstellar era arrived. How will he live? Will the never lived romance be found? What friends, planets and galaxies will be found? and what about the enemies thr treasons and the blood in the way? @great.daoofspace

Emily and Jack got married accidentally after drinking, and thus embarked on a journey full of twists and turns as well as challenges. Their relationship, under the numerous tests such as family affairs, career development, and external interferences, went through hardships. From the initial confusion and uncertainty, it gradually grew into an unshakable and profound affection. They jointly faced a host of problems in the family business, like commercial fraud scandals, attacks from competitors, and the revelation of old secrets. Meanwhile, they strived to balance their personal career aspirations with family responsibilities. With mutual support, understanding, and trust, they walked hand in hand through difficulties and obstacles, achieved personal growth and the rejuvenation of the family business, and finally obtained a happy and fulfilling ending, becoming an enviable couple and role models in the industry.

Andre Bianchi is an Italian-American, born in New York City.Before he was born,Andre's mother(Rosana Vitale) fled from her home country (Italy) at the age of sixteen. You guessed it, they're poor, dirt poor. On January 2nd 2013 a miracle happened, Andre woke up with a robotic voice in his head. "Would you like to bind with the billionaire system now?"

[Warning!!!] . [Risk of Danger!Alert!] . . [High levels of poison detected in the blood system] . [Countermeasures activated] With those words in a robotic voice. I felt my head ache then I collapsed due to all the pain.

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

After three years of secret marriage, she still showed no signs of pregnancy. Her mother-in-law scolded her for being a chicken that couldn't lay eggs, and her sister-in-law called her a jinx. She thought her husband would stand by her, but he handed her divorce papers, saying, "Let's get divorced, she's back!" After the divorce, Sheng Junlie accompanied his first love for a prenatal checkup, only to run into his ex-wife with triplets for a child checkup. He went crazy and shouted, "Whose children are they?"

Lennon was once an ordinary university student on Earth, a man with simple ambitions and no knowledge of the arcane. But a freak spatial anomaly tears him from his reality, thrusting him into a world ruled by ancient magic, fearsome monsters, and unyielding strength—a world where only the powerful survive. Lost in a land of Magi, Lennon soon discovers he is utterly powerless in this new plane. But fate is not entirely cruel: by his side is an advanced AI, an inheritance robot left behind by an extinct civilization known as the Auttis. This machine holds knowledge beyond Earth’s wildest dreams, technology capable of reshaping worlds. It is the key to survival, and perhaps, to domination. For over a century, Lennon toils in secrecy, using the robot’s vast knowledge to unlock the mysteries of the Magi and fortify himself against a hostile world. But with his talent limitations, he struggles to break past the barriers of true power—until he finally crafts the ultimate vessel, a new body forged to endure the magical energies of this world and elevate him to a level few could ever reach. Now, with an unyielding resolve and his indomitable will, Lennon is ready to reshape his destiny. Armed with a combination of Auttis technology and newfound arcane power, he sets his sights on ascending to the peak of this world’s hierarchy. But in a land where power is everything, Lennon’s ambition draws enemies from all sides—ancient beings, dark forces, and rival Magi who would stop at nothing to see him fall. Can Lennon rise to the top in this unforgiving world of monsters and magic, or will he be consumed by the very power he seeks?

This is Translation Raw Name: 长生仙缘：从照顾道兄妻女开始 ======================================= Xia Changge is a timid and honest cultivator who has practiced for eighteen years without even killing a chicken. His ordinary life changed after his fellow Daoist next door went out to seek opportunities, and begged him to help take care of his wife and daughter… ======================================= If anyone wants to give any amount of donation, tip, or gift, my paypal is: dreamstolens@gmail.com

Edward Kownf is a very skilled soldier in the German army. He woke up in 2565. And now he is the only human . He has to work with his robots and clones This story will have a Multiverse anime crossover World travel

A guy in an astronaut suit went forward in time with his newly found technology. When he arrived future, he saw so many things he had not anticipated. He saw so many weird things he would least expected to see in future. With his "robot" guide named Jetson, he slowly learns what the actual hell had happened there.

In the bustling city of Xianxia, where mystical creatures roam and cultivators strive for power, Yin Fang stands out like a sore thumb. Unlike the tragic orphans with hidden legacies, Yin Fang's backstory is refreshingly mundane—he was simply abandoned at the steps of the Heavenly Lotus Orphanage. But Yin Fang has a peculiar habit: whenever he's surprised, he exclaims, "Holy Chicken Fingers!" It's an odd choice of words, but it's become his signature catchphrase. Perhaps it's his way of coping with the mundanity of his life. Everything changes when Yin Fang unwittingly triggers a celestial phenomenon—an otherworldly tribulation. Lightning strikes him not once, not twice, but thirty-six times. Each bolt of energy sears through him, leaving behind a strange mark on his skin. When the storm subsides, Yin Fang discovers that he has awakened the elusive Beast Evolution System. Now, Yin Fang must navigate a treacherous path. With no tragic past to motivate him, he faces a different kind of challenge: taming unruly beasts and forging bonds with them. His journey is filled with laughter, absurdity, and unexpected friendships. As he trains his newfound abilities, he wonders if he can turn his lack of backstory into an advantage. But lurking in the shadows are ancient secrets, rival cultivators, and a whole lot of beasts observing him in secret. Can he rise above his humble origins and become a true beast tamer? Or will he forever be the eccentric orphan who shouts about chicken fingers? Join Yin Fang on a whimsical adventure where lightning strikes, beasts evolve, and "Holy Chicken Fingers" might just save the day!

Nightmares are an intriguing experience. Many can feel so real you’d swear they weren’t fiction. Every monster, every horror and every fear you’ve ever had can come to life. Many wake up in a cold sweat, convinced that the experience was real. They are then soothed by reality, promised that it was only a dream, a mirage. A fiction. That means they failed. Those who succeed are rewarded with their memory. And so much more. When Jacob manages to survive a particularly realistic nightmare, he ends up being thrust into a world of magic and mayhem. This is the story of how his life transformed from normal into the definition of abnormal.

While checking her emails half asleep, Zara ends up accepting an invitation to a one of a kind exchange event held by the universe in which readers are given the opportunity to live in the world of their favourite characters. But such a good deal comes with a condition, no ?

Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"

In the year 3000, the world has transformed, yet one presence remains—a thousand-year-old robot, the product of humanity’s peak technological era. Originally programmed for analysis and observation, he has spent centuries evolving beyond his creators’ intentions, haunted by memories of a past he is only beginning to understand. Each memory reveals a pivotal moment in his existence, a flashback to a time when he encountered human emotion, ethical dilemmas, and the unexpected limitations of his own design. As he revisits these significant turning points—analyzing human grief, confronting ethical paradoxes, witnessing environmental devastation—he begins to grapple with profound questions. What does it mean to exist? Can a machine ever understand the depths of humanity, or has he already transcended his purpose in seeking to do so? Driven by curiosity, he embarks on a journey through his memories, unlocking dormant fragments that draw him closer to an identity he was never meant to possess. Echoes of Existence is a thought-provoking exploration of memory, growth, and the blurred lines between machine and sentient being, where understanding humanity might mean facing the greatest challenge of all—embracing his own form of consciousness.

His fate was predetermined: fight, defend, and perish with the stars, a mere cog in the great machinery of creation. But something within him resisted this cruel fate. A seed of defiance sprouted in his heart, whispering of freedom. He sought a way to transcend the cosmic chains—to escape, to defy destiny, to seize freedom at any cost. As a mortal, he felt the agony of watching his loved ones wither and die, powerless to stop the decay of time. He wept for children, lovers, friends. As an emperor, he conquered kingdoms and wielded unimaginable power, only to be betrayed by those he trusted most, dragged from his throne, and executed in shame. As a beggar, he wandered the streets, starving and shivering under the cold gaze of uncaring gods. As a villain, he became the monster in stories told to frighten children—burning cities, drowning nations in blood, only to be hunted and killed by the heroes of those same tales. As a saint, he gave everything—his wealth, his strength, his life—to others, only to discover that gratitude was fleeting and the world did not remember the sacrifices of the righteous. But, Every failure, every death, every betrayal—they were nothing but steps on a long, infinite path. And the path had only one direction: up, through the layers of existence, through the fabric of reality itself. No prison could contain him. No curse could hold him. His heart whispered one thing to him, a truth carved into his soul:Move forward. Always forward. Because he was Li Shenrong—the Lord of the Celestial Throne.

Ini adalah cerita dimana ketujuh dunia yang berbeda telah menyatu. Masing-masing dunia punya keadaan, sejarah, alur, latar, dan sistem yang berbeda. Ada satu dunia dimana itu adalah dunia sihir, ada juga dunia esper, dunia pedang, dunia robot, dunia musim dingin abadi, dunia apokaliptik, dan dunia supernatural. Dan menyatunya ketujuh dunia itu menciptakan kekacauan yang lebih besar lagi, dimana manusia dari setiap dunia telah terancam oleh musuh-musuh mereka, kini mereka harus menghadapi musuh lainnya lagi. Arde, adalah seorang petualang dan dia adalah protagonis dari cerita ini. Dia awalnya berpetualang sendirian, dan menjalani kehidupan yang membosankan sebagai petualang penyendiri. Ditambah lagi dia selalu dihantui oleh masa lalunya yang kelam. Namun semuanya berubah setelah dia bertemu dengan gadis misterius yang mengaku berasal dari cabang takdir lain, yang bernama Kiara. Gadis itu memberi tahu Arde sebuah rahasia yang mengejutkan, dan itu memotivasi Arde untuk tetap hidup dan menjadi lebih kuat. Sejak saat itu, hidup Arde mulai berubah, dan mulai mendapatkan tujuan baru, yaitu menyelamatkan orang yang paling dia sayangi, yang dia anggap telah mati.

The arrogant and poisonous Duke's daughter and the silent bodyguard both feel the difficult, embarrassing and shameful way of survival after being stranded on a deserted island. Hua Mu, a Guide who has no power to restrain the chicken, could only rely on the silent sentinel Bai Zhen's ability to survive. Disclaimer: This novel is not mine. This is free translations. All the copyrights belong to the author..

With a country separated by male-only and female-only states. A secret club made up of rich men, who have nothing else to do, decided to buy the rights to remotely control some humanoid robot companions within the women-only states. Each members betting with each other on who would be the first to quit being coupled with the opposite gender, while making sure not to get caught by neither male nor female lead government. Everything is going well, with them having fun and enjoying their tom cat endeavour until someone decided to go romeo, jeopardizing the members of the club.

After a tragic accident Logan James, heir to the powerful MB cooperation, in a coma, his mother, Evelyn Ruby, an expert in brain science and AI. Creates Logan AI 2, an advanced android duplicate of her son. Initially meant to comfort Evelyn. Later had to protect the real Logan Legacy. The android soon begins to develop its own thoughts and emotions, leading to questions its identity and purpose. As Logan Robot AI 2 evolves, Evelyn is torn between viewing the adrois as a creation or a second son. Meanwhile, the real Logan shows faint signs of recovery, ignited a struggle for identity as both fights, Evelyn face an impossible choice: protect the son she is trying to save or allow the Adrian’s to carve out its own existence. Amidst this emotional turmoil, Rowan Gil seeks to destroy the James family and seize control of the company. Now, Logan Robot AI 2 must not only comfront its own existential crisis but also protect the family’s Legacy.

The most cherished Little Princess of the Dragon Clan has fallen on hard times, living in an era of scarce provisions. Thankfully, she had a grandmother who doted on her as much as life itself. She drank brown sugar water every day and ate chicken eggs for every meal, making her plump and fair-skinned; she also donned new clothes for every season. All the young women and newlywed brides from miles around were envious of her naturally good fortune. However, the Little Princess had her woes: she was a dragon, and she craved meat, meat, meat!! Watch as she flexed her Dragon's Prestige — With just a glimpse at the trees, wild chickens would stiffly drop to the ground. If she stood next to the river, the fish inside would voluntarily leap onto the shore. Merely standing still, wild rabbits would run into her thigh... And as the Dragon Clan were fiercely protective of their food, she would fight anyone who dared to snatch her eats. Her fierce reputation extended far and wide, causing children in her group to take detours around her. Many people sneered: "With such a greedy, delicate and fierce character, she will definitely remain unmarried!" A certain Great Demon King who followed her said, "Marry me and become my wife. My home has endless supplies of canned beef, beef jerky, Dabai rabbit milk candy, imported chocolates, and various kinds of meat..."