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Zenitsu Autotune

DIGITAL TECH GUARD RECOVERY / FASTEST CRYPTOCURRENCY RECOVERY EXPERT

WhatsApp: +1 (443) 859 - 2886 Email @ digitaltechguard.com Telegram: digitaltechguard.com Website link: digitaltechguard.com The scent of freshly brewed espresso and vintage Led Zeppelin records should have been my retirement anthem. But I was hunched over a computer in my still-under-construction vinyl record cafe, screaming at a blockchain explorer as if it just ridiculed my acoustic session. My life savings, $430,000 worth of Bitcoin, carefully earned over a decade of writing alt-rock ballads for car commercials, vanished into thin air. The culprit? Some smooth "investment manager" who'd promised me "Taylor Swift-level returns" on crypto staking, then bailed faster than my band's 2008 reunion tour.  The scam was a cringe symphony.Guy had a LinkedIn profile dotted with adjectives such as "Web3 maestro" and "DeFi virtuoso," an autotuned elevator jazz playing website, and a contractual loophole big enough to drive a tour bus through. I signed over access like a groupie handing over backstage passes. Poof. Gone. Money. My café's espresso machine sat in its box, accusatorially. My spouse said I needed to "get a real job again." Even my dog gave me the side eye. Enter my drummer, Chad, a guy who had escaped a festival pyro tragedy by jumping into a kiddie pool. He texted me: "Bro, look at Digital Tech Guard Recovery. They're crypto Roadies." I pictured a group of pierced hackers in black hoodies, blowing gum and cracking firewalls. Good enough. Digitals crew followed the scambot's trail with the ferocity of a producer hunting for the perfect bassline. The crook had routed my Bitcoin through privacy coins, obscured wallets, and exchanges located in countries that I couldn't spell. Their engineers stalked his path like a creep watching a pop star's concert tour schedule, in cooperation with Interpol and a Cypriot bank used also as a hub for meme stocks. As it turns out, my "maestro" had become careless, stashing money in a wallet associated with a failed NFT venture named "Aping for Jesus." Typical. Sixteen days later, my wallet beeped. Balance returned. No taunting, only a curt email: "Scammer's assets frozen. Your money's back. Buy better speakers." I blasted "Eye of the Tiger" through the café sound system, shocking a hipster with oat milk. The espresso machine finally came online. Digital Tech Guard Recovery didn't just restore my cryptocurrency; they wrote the encore for my midlife crisis. My café exists today, littered with grail-worthy records on the walls and a tip cup emblazoned "ETH accepted." Chad's no longer on the espresso machine, but he's got free coffee for life. If your cryptocurrency is ever swindled by a cyber rockstar, don't go into existential tailspin. Call the Digitals. They'll turn your faceplant into a victory lap. Just maybe screen your "maestros" harder than your band's setlist.
Bobby_felix · 320 Views

The Real Prodigy - (Temporarily)

An arrogant man turning into the Prodigy from the Artheran! Fight Everything! Don't be Afraid! Kill Young Masters! Kill all the Goddamn Family! To those Pokémon fans, if there's a problem in my writing that relates to Pokémon, you can correct me in the comment. I will tell you now, that I have not watched a full season of Pokémon Anime nor have I played the Pokémon Games but I read much Pokémon Fanfiction, especially Dark Sides, Bottom Trainer, Bug Elite, Pokemon Day Care, Bounty Hunter. Legendary Pokémon Trainer. Pokémon Court, etc. I'm also a fan of Metagross, especially the Shiny Metagross, and I'm disappointed when it was beaten by Pikachu I do not have a Patreon because I don't know how to use that have a discord but it's useless. I don't know how to operate it or I'm just lazy. So, don't expect me to have any of that. And for the updates, who knows hahaha. Maybe 3 or 5 per week. I already have an idea and if implemented that idea maybe I can reach chapter 50 but you know it's really hard for me to use English, it takes me time to arrange grammar. Realtalk I'm using Google Translate and Grammarly. And btw. I do not own the photo of Metagross, Zenitsu. Zoro, and Kirito. But it's me who made that cover photo-editing black and white I also do not own the idea of One Piece Pokemon, Demon Slayer, and Dota. It's just fanfiction, If there are any concerns, copyright issues, or complaints you can email me here at iceclaw9113@gmail.com (even though that's not my main email) This novel is the book i used temporarily because iceclaw9113 (my main account) is having trouble now, i can't open my account.
DarkIceClaw · 24.1K Views

|| KnY - All/Shinobu || The Sweet Taste of Love

Tác Giả : Nguyễn Thúy Vy Đánh Giá Theo Độ Tuổi : [M] Tình Trạng : Đang Tiến Hành, Chưa Hoàn Thể Loại : Đồng Nhân Kimetsu no Yaiba, Fanfiction, Ooc, Tình Cảm Lãng Mạn, Ngôn Tình, Sắc, ABO, Bách Hợp, Sủng, Khoa Học Viễn Tưởng, Chủ Thụ, HE, Diệt Quỷ, Np, Harem, H Scenes, Nữ Cường x Nam Cường, Nữ Cường, Trọng Sinh. . . Ghép Đôi : Kochou Shinobu Harem, Tokitou Muichirou x Shinobu, Kochou Kanae x Shinobu, Kibutsuji Muzan x Shinobu, Tsugikuni Michikatsu x Shinobu, Tsugikuni Yoriichi x Shinobu, Ubuyashiki Kagaya x Shinobu, Kamado Tanjirou x Shinobu, Kamado Nezuko x Shinobu, Tsuyuri Kanao x Shinobu, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Shinobu, Kanroji Mitsuri x Shinobu, Iguro Obanai x Shinobu, Tomioka Giyuu x Shinobu, Douma x Shinobu, Akaza x Shinobu, Tokitou Yuichirou x Shinobu, Tamayo x Shinobu, Agatsuma Zenitsu x Shinobu, Rengoku Kyoujurou x Shinobu, Kaigaku x Shinobu, Daki x Shinobu, Shinazugawa Genya x Shinobu, Sabito x Shinobu, Makomo x Shinobu, Yushiro x Shinobu. . . Văn Án : - Kochou Shinobu - Là một cái Omega dung mạo xinh đẹp nhưng không kém phần quyến rũ, vì không muốn mọi người biết mình là một cái Omega nên giả làm Beta, vì cha mẹ bị giết hại bởi con quỷ khốn nạn kia mà tự hứa với lòng mình rằng sẽ không để ai giống tình cảnh như mình, nàng tốt bụng, hiền lành, nhưng không dễ bắt nạt. - Và một chuyện tình giữa một cái Omega mỹ mạo yêu kiều và nhiều cái Alpha tài năng điển trai. "Ô mon Oméga, accepterais-tu de tenir ces mains sanglantes qui sont les miennes ?" "Hỡi Omega của ta, nàng liệu có nguyện ý nắm lấy đôi bàn tay đã nhiễm đầy máu tươi này của ta không?" Lưu Ý : - Truyện này chỉ dành cho fan Shinobu, người ship AllShinobu, không dành cho anti, anti có thể đọc nhưng dừng buông lời cay đắng, chửi rủa cp có trong truyện. - Truyện không có thể loại BoyLove, vui lòng không nhắc các cp BL trong truyện. - Truyện chỉ có AllShinobu, InoAoi. - Truyện chỉ có GL, BG.
NgThVyyers_290 · 50.6K Views

A Heart's Enchantment

[A fan-fiction of Shinogiyuu (Giyuu Tomioka, Shinobu Kocho) from Demon Slayer] Maybe it's all just a dream, a nightmare. A nightmare that Giyuu wasn't supposed to have. Especially when the dream he had wasn't really just a dream and a fake scenario. But a memory. Taisho Era, he was a demon slayer. He was the water hashira. But when he died after only a few years of experiencing a world without demons, just because he claimed his mark, Giyuu reincarnated into a weird world with his memories. And unusually, as he grew up, he realised that the appearance he had in Taisho Era was also his appearance in the modern era. Now, he's twenty-four, a CEO in a company he worked hard for in years. He met some of his friends when he was in Taisho Era. He met Tengen, Kyojuro, and Sanemi. But Kyojuro doesn't really remember who he was in his past life. Almost all of them has the same appearance that they had in their past lives. Giyuu noticed that only those slayers who survived and experienced a life without demons were the only ones who remembered what happened in their past life. Sanemi told him that Genya doesn't remember a single thing about what happened in Taisho Era. After a while, they met Zenitsu, Tanjiro, Inosuke, Nezuko and Kanao. They basically remember everything but those who didn't survive and died before even getting to experience the peaceful life, doesn't remember a single shit. Hell, they even met Murata and he remembered EVERYTHING. Giyuu then met Shinobu. The first woman who actually made him feel things and Giyuu swore to himself that he's never going to let him out of his sight again. Her death, that night, it made filled him with rage and sadness for not being there for her but in the end, he just accepted the fact that it wasn't his fault and Shinobu actually decided to commit suicide just to kill Douma. Giyuu just hopes that he wouldn't lose her again, no, he can't. He can't lose her, not again. He'd literally jump of a bridge.
Leasha · 3.8K Views
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