Make Me Laugh And Win Money

I’m a proud NEET who’s devoured every romance novel, manga, webtoon, and otome game out there. Just when I thought I’d conquered it all, a black bunny appeared in my dream. “Congrats! You’ve been chosen to help villains win across multiple worlds!” “Like a game?” “Uh . . . sure.” “Great, I’m in!” And just like that, I became an agent of the Villain System. Time to rewrite some happily-ever-afters—villain style. [This is mostly 2nd and 3rd person POV]

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw

Matthew, a 25-year-old otaku, never imagined his obsession with fantasy worlds would turn into reality—until a fatal gas leak ended his life and transported him to another world. But this wasn’t the second chance he hoped for. Born as the illegitimate son of an affair, his very existence was a stain on his family’s honor, and his father relentlessly sought to kill him. Yet Matthew, now Claude, survived, again and again, driven by an unyielding will to live. Until one day he discovered his power darkness. Feared and reviled in this world, dark mages were hunted and burned alive. Knowing his gift could become his downfall, he trained in secret under Theo, his true father. When he turned sixteen, he, his mother, Dalia, and Theo planned their escape from the small town. But their attempt was thwarted by knights and clerics from the Promised Land. Though he narrowly escaped with his life, the cost was high—his family’s safety shattered. Wounded and desperate, Matthew fled to the fabled Elysian Plains, the last hope for those like him. Just as he reached the border of the Elysian Plains at eighteen, an ambush left both him and his mother gravely injured. Collapsing on the sacred ground, he heard a voice echo in his mind: [Welcome to the Elysium of Darkness System, Lord of Calamity.] [Your first quest is available!] [Increase the number of dwellers in the Elysium using your seeds and blood! Spread your legacy by making demons and witches bear your children!]

God above all. A story of two youngsters who were originally match makedfrom heaven. Louis was a child who was sacrificed by his father to the devil inorder to get money for his heart surgery since his father was a poor man. Louis was to get married to a devil after he reach 24 years. Thanks to his mother's prayers God gave him a chance before reaching 24 he met a girl called Lucy who had to be his guardian against the evil. Later they separated because Louis was to be taken to his father's place before he reaches17years. After 10 years Louis got a girlfriend Sarah who never loved him but his money when Louis found about this he was shocked that he blamed God for this. n angel from heaven appeared to him and told him to go and find Lucy before he reaches his 24th birthday and get married to her. unfortunately Louis hadn't seen her for 10 years and he didn't know where she was,he decided to look for her in every corner of the world untill one day he found her in a terrible situation were she was being chased by two water demons which wanted to kill her before meeting Louis. at the same time the angel appeared and helped them to fight the demons. later he told them why they have to get married and told Lucy the cause of her sister's death was related to Louis' father. later the two got married but the evil did not stop to hunt them till the day they made Lucy half dead and told Louis to get married to the devil and they produce the child who will spread the evil all over the world. Louis had no choice but to agree inorder to save his love so he had to go under the lake to get married to the devil. fortunately the angel gave him a medallion which helped him to escape from the devil's hands at that time the agreement which was made by his father was already destroyed and his wife was also out of danger. the angel helped him to escape and took him to the heavens which was forbidden so the angel had to lose his power if being an angel and Louis had to return to earth to be with his lover.

"The world’s not fair, but fairness doesn’t pay the bills. You don’t wait for a handout — you build your own damn ladder, one step at a time." Ethan Grey’s life was built on ambition, hard work, and hope — until a single accusation destroyed it all. Framed by his ruthless boss, Ethan loses his job, his reputation, and is left drowning in half a million dollars of debt. Cast aside by a society that thrives on crushing the weak, he’s at rock bottom with no way out. But in his darkest moment, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens, offering Ethan a second chance — but with rules. [Congratulations, You have awakened the Harem Investment System] It can’t make him rich overnight, and it won’t give him shortcuts. Instead, it points him toward physical investments: crumbling properties, broken-down machines, and forgotten treasures. Each one is a gamble, but with every success, the system rewards him with newfound skills and opportunities.

In his past life, Han Sen was a skilled basketball trainer but never achieved his NBA dreams due to his height limitations. After dying unexpectedly, he reincarnates in a parallel world, inhabiting the body of a highly talented four-star recruit also named Han Sen, who had faced a career downturn. Now equipped with a mysterious system that makes him stronger the more he’s criticized, he plans to turn his new life around and fulfill his dream of becoming an elite basketball player. Join Han Sen’s journey as he sets the stage to prove his worth, utilizing his "Hater System" to grow stronger by attracting negative attention from the media and fans! This is a translation. Original Author: 肉末大茄子

Rui is the perfect Omega, well, uh, - until he opens his mouth. With his platinum blond hair and stormy grey eyes, he draws attention wherever he goes. But his sharp tongue, fiery temper, and refusal to submit break every stereotype. Determined to defy his nature, Rui keeps everyone at arm’s length. Rentai (蓮泰): “Peaceful lotus,” - a calm and composed Alpha, is nothing like the others. With his intense black eyes and unshakable demeanor, he’s drawn to Rui’s defiance instead of his beauty. When their worlds collide, sparks fly. As Ren teaches Rui that submission can be strength, and Rui pushes Ren’s patience to its limits, their bond ignites into something unstoppable. Can fire bloom from snow and obsidian? Or will their differences tear them apart?

Kekuatan terkuat dalam pertempuran x pria di tahta tertinggi Ini adalah era di mana kecerdasan buatan menentukan arah kehidupan manusia. Musuh paling terkenal bagi Federasi, panglima tertinggi Komando Militer Navi, Adrian Yate, dan anggota dewan perwakilan termuda dari Dewan Tertinggi, Zhong Yan, dicocokkan oleh AI sebagai kandidat pernikahan yang paling optimal satu sama lain. Jika mereka menolak rekomendasi optimal AI, mereka harus membayar denda. Adrian: Buat apa aku membayar? Aku tidak punya uang, jadi enyahlah! Zhong Yan: Aku juga tidak punya uang. AI: Kalau denda tidak dibayar sesuai batas waktu, selamat atas penyatuan kalian.

Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money, mansions, everything was available .From then on,he reached the peak of his life...

The golden bachelor Qin Chuan is reborn in 1995, a time where ideals and reality intertwine. Towering smokestacks belch out thick black smoke, the sky is tangled with chaotic power lines, and low-rise buildings stand in uneven rows. The trolleybus creaks under the weight of its load, while street vendors, thin and weary, peddle their goods. On campus, students are full of youthful passion, singing with abandon, and the last traces of innocence and shyness can be seen on the faces of boys and girls. Qin Chuan feels the heartbeat of this era, intoxicated by it, and begins to write his own chapter in the story of his life.

A young man named Alexander Ashbourne is looking for a job to support his studies. He applies to work as a waiter at a restaurant. The next day on his 18th birthday, a system appears that generates money simply by idling. This system also allows him to trade with beings from other worlds or even visit their realms. Watch as Alexander rises to fame across all the realms. [DeathlessOne: I just spotted this mortal, 'AlexanderTheGrate,' trying to trade his drink called Mountain Dew. I'm thinking of offering my Flame Sword for it.] [ShadowEternal: Wait, what’s a Mountain Dew?] [TimelessWanderer: Are you seriously considering trading your Emperor-grade sword for a mere drink?] [DeathlessOne: It’s not just any drink. The taste is out of this world, It's even better than the heavenly wine.] [ShadowEternal: {...}] [TimelessWanderer: {...}] [Everyone in the chat: {...}] [RichNigga: You know what, I’m in. I’ll trade my Gold Deluxe Armor just to see if this Mountain Dew is worth all the hype.]

Her only mistake, was loving the wrong person. She's an orphan, lost her mom at birth and dad five years later. Her aunt became her guardian and got her into modeling school, where she met Jackson. He not only became her manager, he won her heart and they got married in the space of three months against her aunt’s wish. Jackson gave her love, beauty, money... but little did she know it was only a façade. A bait to lure her and hide his arrogant and obsessive heart. Their marriage lasted four years and she endured his abuse until one night when she finally got a chance to escape. Moving into Atlanta seemed like a fresh start until she crossed paths with Jake Robbins, the handsome billionaire heir. "Make me, yours, marry me, Laura." Jake let out. "What?!" Laura opened her eyes wide, staring at the man smirking at her. Saying the most sacred words, using the most casual tone. “We are in the middle of nowhere for goodness sake!” she added “The next minute is not guaranteed, so why wait?” He shrugged. Never in a million years did she ever imagine talking about marriage with the grumpy and arrogant billionaire heir, not after the hell she went through in her traumatic former life. However, with Jake, there was something different, but what happens when her past comes to light? Find out in this story!

I would've lived in peace, but my enemies brought me war. These enemies... they stalk me, they mock me, they hurt me, but the WORST PART IS— they are angels and one of them is staring at me, right now.

After blind date failed, Liu Miao got bonded with ( Spent money get rich system ) Ding. It's was detected that host has bought the coke*1 and rewarding with Lamborghini Veneno Roadster worth 150 million. It's was detected that host has bought instant noodles and rewarding with 10 billion. It's was detected that host has bought Bubble Gum and rewarding with 51% percent shares in Guangzhou real estate. After achieving the highest achievements, Liu Miao said helplessly. " Why is so difficult to spend money. " Spent money, and get rich is a novel covered in Action, Adventure, Harem, Romance Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures.

One day, four people are suddenly kidnapped by a strange being. It is then that the four meet and attempt to escape the being's control.

The world is at war, but our hero, a baker, doesn’t have time to care during the week. From Monday to Saturday, he kneads dough, bakes, and serves croissants. But on Sundays, he becomes the "Sunday Hero", saving the world from dragons and demons with the same passion he puts into his pastries. A legendary hero who only fights when he’s not busy baking!

LAUGH TALE: COMING NEW YEARS DAY ‘25 CHAPTERS EVERY DAY AT 5:30 PM EST Daria isn’t your normal girl - you would probably be thinking of the nonchalant, comediedic girl that aired on TV in 1997 or the legendary island Laugh Tale in the story One Piece, right? Well, fuck you. This isn’t about treasure, or a girl who dosen’t give a shit about her surroundings! It’s about a theory. A theory that has been evolving for 11 years - Daria, a 16 year old girl continues to work on this theory with her friend Tyler, a theory of supernatural life above their knowledge. As Daria continued to get bullied due to her views on this fantastic world and Tyler’s popularity throughout their school years, orphan Daria Collins and early graduate Tyler Willams continue to improve the theory secretly - a theory where they would find out if Heaven and Hell actually existed in their universe. But a question still lies - does it exist, or does it not? Find out in a story of adventure, action, and comedy! This is Laugh Tale, not One Piece or that TV show Daria. Also, THIS IS NOT ENTITY: THE FULL SAGA!

There's a universal saying in life: Roll with whatever it gives ya. Stuck in traffic? Listen to the radio. Spilled your milk? Wipe it up. Accidentally become the adoptive parent to a growing horde of dangerous infant monsters? Become the greatest monster tamer/parent in the whole universe! Wait...what was that last one? Join Jordan "Jordie" Grey as he travels the world of Echidnara with a smart-talking System in his head and a baby minotaur on his back. Will he become the strongest that ever lived? Or will be die trying? Or will he just not give a crap because he has kids to raise?! Let's find out!

Mc get transmigrated into a cultivation world. R-18, Romance, Action, Adventure. Mc is a male, protagonist are females. ~There will be many races involved in this cultivation world.

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The biggest rival in a relationship is someone from the past. So let him finish with his past first, before you enter his life But for Sean, Rhea will never be finished with her past. Rhea's love is only for her deceased boyfriend. Sean does not require Rhea to forget her past, what the guy wants is to see the girl he likes happy. For Rhea herself, falling in love is not something she can control. She cannot choose who she should fall in love with, because it is her heart that chooses. When her heart has chosen, Rhea will not be able to refuse it. "I will continue to wait for you. And I will not give up before you fall in love with me" - Arseandrio Rahendra

When Ethan unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Finn, a penniless scholarship student at the luxurious Mixt Academy, devoid of talent, he is met with a quest: to strive to grow and develop among his peers in order to fulfil the dreams of Finn, the former owner of his body. Only by achieving this can he return to his own world. ___ Instagram: doomcelestialwebnovel Discord: DoomCelestial Reddit: DoomCelestial YouTube: (None) Spotify: Rosè ___ Notice: Character images are in production, and all will be out soon...

In a world where the currency you use to buy and live is determined by how much time you have left to live. How would that change people; and how would people interact with each other?

Our youths times are the special times of our life. We get to explore the world, hangout with friends, go through some sad times and break ups but we always had friends to fall back on. This story is about 15 teenage Nigerian boys and girls studying abroad has they go through happy times and sometimes hardship, they are always and forever Laughing and Vibing.

The story is set in a fantastical world and follows the protagonist, Ambrose, who is reincarnated as a lich and embarks on a series of adventures to solve his financial problems. Ambrose was once a legendary mage, but when the elves dramatically raised the price of the Potion of Youth, he chose to seek immortality through lichdom. However, his new existence as a lich proves far less carefree than expected. Maintaining his survival and researching necromancy plunge him into severe economic hardship. To cope, Ambrose uses his legendary abilities to craft multiple phylacteries, which significantly enhance his survivability but also drain his wealth. In the novel, Ambrose starts marketing his innovative skeletal creations. These low-cost yet highly effective constructs catch the attention of legendary undead. However, many of his clients do not request skeletons but instead assign him increasingly dangerous tasks, drawing him into greater trouble and peril. Through these challenges, Ambrose garners the interest of various powerful factions—some seeking to ally with him, others aiming to eliminate him. To secure his survival and amass wealth, he is compelled to participate in major events, gaining even greater power and fortune along the way. The novel is characterized by its logical consistency and intelligent characters. While the plot unfolds at a slower pace, each scenario is packed with tension and excitement, delivering a captivating narrative.

"It's been 8 years..." He flicked his long hair while remembering those days when he had to spend away from his home for stupid reasons. Due to a sudden call from the family, he had to return home before the agreement but he was not so happy about it. News about the death of his many family members made him unable to celebrate the triumph's return. As for the arrangement, he had to spend a total of 10 years but it got shortened all of a sudden. He left his home at the age of ten and could not return until now but the timing of his eagerly expected return turned into a disaster. [Caution: Heavy R-18 Novel]

Katsuhira Kazuomi had always hated the idea of coincidences. Sometimes, they work in his favor, but most of the time, they make him miserable. Entering middle school, Kazuomi refused to give in to his misfortunes through effort. Of course, this ended in tragedy. Still, while Kazuomi is sick of these unlucky coincidences ruining his plans, he never blames anything on another person. Now, Kazuomi is just your average high schooler. Wanting to spend an eventful and enjoyable high school life, he puts all forms of pressure off his shoulders going forward. What could this entail for his journey as he continues to forge his previous relationships while forming new ones?