Shane Gillis Paw Patrol Joke

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

A single beam of light could annihilate the world, a single blade of grass could sever the stars. Shen Qing transmigrated to a magnificent universe where immortals and mortals coexisted, becoming a lowly hunter. With the help of the Water Ink Panel, Shen Qing could endure the refinement of Qi-Blood and cultivate a hundred techniques. A technique, after a thousand hammerings, could border on art, and an art, after a hundred refinings, could border on Dao. From the common Bow Technique of rural hunting, to the Sky-Patrolling Sun Shooting Bow Technique; From the Nine Skills, which nourished and trained Qi and Blood, to the undying Six Paths of Reincarnation Technique; From the outward release of strength in Wind Defying Finger, to the Qi that suppressed mountains and rivers with the Eight Desolate Annihilation Seal; From enduring the refinement of Qi-Blood, he embarked on a difficult path of seeking Dao; to commanding the skies, with the divine might as if overseeing a prison, having mastered the balance of the six realms. It was only when Shen Qing looked back that he realized he had unwittingly become the supreme ruler above ten thousand Daos, an unparalleled True Monarch!

When Lin Su discovered he could travel between two different worlds with his tamed beasts, the world gained a Beast Tamer formidable in a way that defied science. ----------------------------------- Without a system, without a female lead, Crossing Two Realms, original taming beasts ----------------------------------- This book is also known as "Beast Taming Science," "Smuggling with Balls," "The Unloading Routine of a Tool Ghost," "I've Crossed Over, and I'm Faking It"

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Complete Title: "The Supreme Divine Hero of Total Destruction, Infinite Love, Unstoppable Justice and Countless Powers in a World of Limitless Magic, with Interdimensional Harem, Impossible Achievements and Destiny Breaking the Laws of Reality!!!" Searching for revenge after being humiliated by those around him... But, is this novel really about Haruto Tanaka? Are those whom he judges as scum, what he thinks? Made by CoolWriterLOL (FYI: This is a VERY serious novel, I am NOT doing it for the joke.)

Malina McCall daughter of Alpha and Luna McCall lost her place as Luna when her chosen mate found his fated mate. Kane's mate falsely accused malina of trying to kill her and she was dealt with and thrown into the forest of doom. Laying in the forest under a heavy rain waiting for death to come to her, she drinks water to satisfy her thirst without knowledge that she drank from the paw print of a demon. Regaining strength and being able to move around without knowledge of what had happened, she learns the truth of what really happened to her parent and what will happen if she doesn't find who pulled all the strings behind the scene.

Zei Ryu, our protagonist, transmigrated in another world, magic, sword, monster, a fantasy world, of course with a Demon King to kill. Unfortunately, our new hero wasn't alone, many transmigrators had come before him so he was just one of many heroes. "Defeat a Demon King ? What a joke. I will become one even if I had to make the world my ennemies"

There is Non Like Me no matter when,where or how you search you will fined that THERE’s Non Like Me. After fighting for a world that is at the brink of destruction Shane was betrayed by his very own teammates. Humanity leaders have chosen to make him a scapegoat to an experiment gone wrong on their end. A leader who everyone looked up to was betrayed because they feared his power and what it entails. Shane was no doubt the strongest being on  planet earth. Stranded on mars he had to fight the demon lord by himself. This led to his death. Seeing he wasn’t going to make it no matter what he had no choice but to just embrace his own death.  In a distant world separated by 15 realms a boy about 18 years old awoke from an assassination attempt on his life in the night. After meeting a goddess Shane was given a chance to reincarnate in Middle World with a new life as the son of a duke.  Shane has now decided that he would now live a peaceful life but will he ever be peaceful in a world teeming with schemes from heretics and challenges that would make you wonder if Shane can live up to the title of this story. “Ding congratulation host for awakening your Class Necromancy-SSS RANK“ Shane: […] Shane: fck, a heretic class am fk. Fk you system.

The Eternal Flower shattered, the chaos blooms. The Supreme Beings but whisper of the past, the Sanctum Order crumbles, abominations spawn in the wake of its destruction. The lost petals, the fractured realm. Ayin and Zesh but a beast lived all their life under their parents love, forced to tread upon their destiny after losing their sanctuary. Walk through cursed lands and hell on earth, they face god-like beings, monstrous creatures, and darkness that test their bond, will, and sanity. What will each steps of their paw bring them closer to in their aimless journey?

(edit on temporary leave for holidays will be updating a few days after Christmas sorry for wait) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

Centuries ago, when dragons ruled the land, the skies, and the seas, there was a kingdom known as Draconia. The kingdom was ruled by their faithful Queen who was loved by both her dragonets and her subjects. But like all good Kings and Queens, her reign came to an end, leaving Lumis and Solara, her dragonets, to battle for the throne. Another book to work on until I can figure out what to do for my other books

General Alexander War, a legendary tactician and hero of Arkedia, thought his story ended with the slow march of age. Yet death was only the beginning. Reborn into an unfamiliar world as an 18-year-old orphan, Alexander awakens in a society ruled by a merciless System. This omnipotent force governs every aspect of life, rewarding labor with survival and punishing failure with erasure. In this cold, efficient civilization, compliance is survival. Overseers patrol the streets, ensuring strict adherence to the System’s rules. The people are bound by fear, their lives reduced to a series of tasks and transactions, while those who falter vanish without a trace. It’s a world where humanity has traded freedom for order, and rebellion is unthinkable. But Alexander is no ordinary man. With the mind of a seasoned general and the soul of a leader who once commanded armies, he begins to see the cracks beneath the System’s perfection. Determined to forge his own path, he quietly observes, learns, and plans. As he navigates the shadows of this unforgiving world, Alexander discovers a deeper purpose: not just survival, but the chance to defy the System itself. A war unlike any he has fought before awaits him not against armies, but against the very foundations of control. In a world that demands submission, Alexander will rise. His journey is not just one of survival but of rebellion, freedom, and ultimately, transcendence. The battlefield has changed, but his resolve remains unbroken. This time, he fights not for a nation, but for the future itself.

[Warning ⚠️/Context.] [This is a warrior cats based/inspired custom Clan novel, so if don't like don't like I guess.] Two clans existed in one single rainforest. CeladonClan and CavernClan. They are rivals, both clans that are just a mix of cats completely. CeladonClan is led by the Monarch, while CavernClan is led by the King and Queen. No problem, right? Yes, there really is a problem. Why? Why has this random cat emerged, ruining everything? The Monarch, who are you exactly? What are you exactly? Your paw steps that lightly touch the ground, the certainty of importance radiant from you, who are you, showing all of those emotions? Unnamed- who was later named Winter, then Winter-Rise, needed to find out. With her curiosity, it really itched her that there was a mystery one the horizon. Along with her beloved, slurring wording brother, Winter-Rise needs to find her answers by something so simple she didn't believe it. Medicine. [Another thing, MC will become evil!! Villian tag is /not/ fake!]

Lane looks at Shane, his mirror twin. They have the same look as they realize they are yet again starting another school. This is the seventh time in ten years. Ten years ago their parents were killed in a house fire and they were somehow able to get their small six year old bodies through the pet door and get to the neighbor's house. Since then they bounced around from home to home, some horrible and some were bearable. The one before the Loopers was the worst. Both Lane and Shane had unspeakable things done to them and now can't sleep without the other. They are able to calm each other by being near the other. This is how they have come to share everything and have pretty much become one person with two bodies. Will their new home bring healing or disaster? Will the twins continue using the other to soothe or will they find someone to open up too? Blake is the undefeated champion in the Colorado underground fighting and the heir to Black INC. At first sight of the twin he has the need to protect? Or Claim? or is it Own? read along to find out!

Kizan Yami, an 18-year-old modern-era teenager, is thrown into a deadly cosmic game in a universe where eras overlap and survival is the only rule. Kizan is torn from his jail cell and taken to a mysterious dimension with warriors, criminals, and survivors from five different eras—Modern, Middle Ages, Ice Age, Prehistoric, and Classical Antiquity—on the eve of his birthday, still reeling from a turbulent past filled with betrayal and vengeance. Selected to play the Survival Game on Planet Gilcher, Kizan must discover the secrets of his newly discovered powers while navigating a dangerous world full of vicious opponents and fierce animals. Possessing the uncommon qualities of lightning and water, as well as a mysteriously locked legacy. in this world it survival of the fittest serving along side the unknown.

This is the second book of the series. Though it can be read as a stand alone book. I would advice you to read Time Flies first. Thank you... Shane Smith, the son of David and Ava Smith. The future CEO of The Blitz... Handsome, stubborn, and the guy every girl desires. Is very professional and skilled in his work. A closed book but once you get to know him. You will know he is a sweet caring man. He crosses paths with Skyler and due to some misunderstandings. They hate each other but what happens when He finds out that his brother hired her as his assistant... "I will make everyday hell for you. I will drive you to an extent that you will resign" There was nothing I cannot face. "Challenge accepted.No matter what you do I will not resign." I will show you what I am Mr. Smith. I will not let you win this game... Get ready to face my worst side Skyler and one thing I hate to lose... Things start to unravel and eventually they grow feelings for each other but what happens when Shane finds out Skyler's biggest secret. How will Shane react to it? Will he still accept her after knowing who she is? You will have to read to find out...

Matthew Franklin wakes up in a new world as Park Jason Gabriel, the illegitimate son of a wealthy South Korean family. After his mother's death, he moves in with his paternal family, where he faces humiliation and the burden of his hidden status. At thirteen, he endures a difficult life until he leaves for the States, only to be forced back by his family. Now, he must take his older brother's place in an arranged marriage to Kim Seo-yeon, an heiress facing a crisis. Bound by tradition, the marriage is non-negotiable, requiring them to stay together for at least three years. Jason must navigate his new and unwanted life under these circumstances.

///Author note this is my first time writing a web novel so I apologize for my writing. However I will do best to improve and I would like to say I not against making small changes to the certain character if necessary. //// This is a story about how a young boy who receives information about, the future from advice called the 'Apuls '.Which helped strengthen his mind, giving him an edge over others, watch him use his future knowledge and devilish good looks to take over the world.As he take the responsibility of taking his family and friends out of the slamps and to a life of wealth and luxury. What as he conquers the film, music, gaming fashion industry and tech industry by strom with the help of his family and friends. This story is similar to novel such as I in Hollywood but, don't focus to much of movies making heavily. But, the entertainment and business world as a whole. #No harem,

Shane Walton, a man whose life has never been lucky. He had to be chased by debt collectors because of debts that he still could not pay. He was almost killed while running away from debt collectors because he entered a forbidden forest. A forest that he should not have entered, because everyone who enters the forest is sure to never be able to return again. However, what was reported out there was not what he got now. He met a kind-hearted man named Arthur who helped him from being chased by wolves in the forest. But it turns out, behind Arthur's kindness, Shane has to pay with his body. Arthur is a sex maniac if you ask Shane. Shane tries to get away from Arthur, but it's very difficult, because of the tight security around him. Shane is also a normal man who still loves a woman and he also has a girlfriend that he loves. What will happen to Shane? Will he be able to get out of the sex maniac's trap? A cold and scary-looking sex maniac who turns out to be no ordinary person. Arthur Allucard, who is a werewolf with the greatest magical powers, is the leader of the werewolf race.

Veronica Mars, a 30-year-old woman who works three jobs to support her lazy boyfriend Shane Casanova, just caught him cheating on her in her own apartment. Feeling devastated and heartbroken, she went to a bar and got drunk. There, she proposed to a random bartender to get married, not realizing that he was Elijah Casanova, her ex's boyfriend's uncle and a famous Business Tycoon.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

{ MATURE CONTENT} Zaisha is a teenage girl who is turning 18 soon with no worries of life enjoying and hanging out with friends who doesn't know what's goanna happen next........... her father is a famous businessman and her mother was the daughter of the king. She fell in love with the businessman and gave birth to a child....... not so so long she died of an illness leaving 3 kid and his husband alone. although she has 2 elder brothers but only she has to handle the family business with her father................ While handling the business she has to meet the mafia boss and the CEO........... what she diddn't know that what was gonna happent next.............

While grieving at her husband Shane’s grave, Bella Catherine notices a dying dog in the distance. Drawn to it, she discovers the animal’s lifeless body and something horrifying within—a blood-soaked diary lodged inside its stomach. Despite her fear, Bella feels compelled to take the Red Dairy home, unknowingly stepping into a world of dark magic and chilling secrets.