Oh Waiter Spongebob

ini adalah kisah perjuangan dan perjalanan Ian untuk menyelamatkan Benua Terrasia ketika dia kembali ke masa depan oh ini novel pertama yang aku tulis mohon dukungannya

A young man named Alexander Ashbourne is looking for a job to support his studies. He applies to work as a waiter at a restaurant. The next day on his 18th birthday, a system appears that generates money simply by idling. This system also allows him to trade with beings from other worlds or even visit their realms. Watch as Alexander rises to fame across all the realms. [DeathlessOne: I just spotted this mortal, 'AlexanderTheGrate,' trying to trade his drink called Mountain Dew. I'm thinking of offering my Flame Sword for it.] [ShadowEternal: Wait, what’s a Mountain Dew?] [TimelessWanderer: Are you seriously considering trading your Emperor-grade sword for a mere drink?] [DeathlessOne: It’s not just any drink. The taste is out of this world, It's even better than the heavenly wine.] [ShadowEternal: {...}] [TimelessWanderer: {...}] [Everyone in the chat: {...}] [RichNigga: You know what, I’m in. I’ll trade my Gold Deluxe Armor just to see if this Mountain Dew is worth all the hype.]

"Lin Yi, I'm pregnant..." "Oh my God, triplets?" Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock. "Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!" "Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!" "Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!" Lin Yi was ecstatic. "Xue Mei, let's get married!"

Before you start reading , or anything. I AM NOT THE AUTHOR, I AM JUST POSTING THE ENGLISH VERSION , thank you for understanding. So this is as the title says . ORV side story. Oh and the author are the married couple Shing Shong.

Transmigrated to another world...? An apocalypse? And then another world... but medieval? ... Why is my starting civilization "neutral" and "???"...? Oh, God, my civilization is... ... A girl with a red hood? A mad scientist? A cursed tower? A vampire's castle...?

The history of the prophecy was shrouded in mystery and legend. But according to the tales, it began with a blind seer embedded by the gods with the vision of a child prophesied to unite all clans, ushering an era of peace.      The vampires were the first to learn of the prophecy, which foretold that the child would be of their own flesh and blood. Yet, instead of embracing this revelation, their hearts ignited with a fierce hatred for the unborn child, leading them to rebel against it's coming.      Meanwhile, the werewolves, upon discovering the dark rebellion of the vampires, vowed to protect the child. This decision further tore the six clans apart, as some members, driven by fear, chose to side with the vampires while others rallied behind the werewolves.      As the night of the blood-red moon approached—700 years after the prophecy was first foretold— the prophesied child was born into the human world, seemingly cursed by fate and shunned by her own kind. . . . In a dimly lit chamber, a man approaches a fierce figure seated on a throne-like chair.      “My Lord... the child is alive,” he stammered, his head bowed and body visibly trembling with fear.      “Hmph,” Lord Neil scoffed, his eyes closed and lips curled into a sinister smile that sent chills down the messenger's spine.      “She's alive, you say?” he asked, his voice heavy with authority as he breathed out smoke that swirled in the air like a dark warning.    The messenger's heart skipped two beats as sweat dripped down his face; he slowly nods his head in affirmation      “Then she tricked me,”Neil declared, his expression suddenly cold as he opened his eyes, revealing crimson orbs that seemed capable of burning any soul at a glance.      “Summon Mia!” he roared, crushing the last remnants of his cigarette with his hand, his fangs elongating in anticipation of the chaos to come. Now with her fate and life wrapped around an ancient prophecy, Would she fulfill her destiny or succumb to the darkness that surrounds her?

"It's either you marry a bastard or a bastard". " I can't see the difference". "oh sorry my bad it's either you marry a bastard or a refined scum". "what is the difference?". " One is a total bastard and the other is a slight bastard". " That makes sense what about you will marry a bastard or a bastard?". " Myself " " I think that's not a choice ". " oh " "What did you need my help with " "An interview " " I don't know but they would probably ask about yourself ". " My name and age that's easy ". " Not only that character, qualifications and hobbies included ". "Is sleeping a hobby ". "obviously not " "What am I suppose to say ?". " maybe reading, traveling anything but sleeping ". " oh " " let's give it a try, Hello, what is your name?". " Applicant " "No! your name ". " I don't want to say ". " Oh, little about yourself ". " I'm 17 and I like reading ". " why do you want this job?" "Because I came for the interview ". " No, that's the part you say a lot of nice stuff like how passionate you are". "Oh, My name is Applicant,17 , like to sleep and scam people, Nice to meet you ". "Aish" The cover is not mine, credit to the owner. email me: lilmaya63@gmail.com.

Olanna a young college girl, withdrawn and intensely introverted narrates her journey through college, changes encountered and choices made, her experiences and development as a sickly girl. She goes through this life journey with Francesca, a friend she "forcefully" makes. This book narrates the already complicated early adulthood experience through the lens of a sick adolescent; how much more complicated can it get for her? Would she pull through?. This is a tale of hope, love, pain, regret, betrayal, mistakes, heartaches, consistence and winning.

"Oh pretender... Fool the world once more"

Wang Zichen is your average office worker, the only thing that set him aside was...Well he is terribly unlucky. one day while just minding his own business, he meets his unfortunate end....... "I'm alive??" "eh third mother? you're awake? ofcouse your alive" "but didn't I get hit on the head?" "hit on the head? did someone hit third mother??" "wait, wait, wait what are you calling me? third mother what?" "call the doctor third mother has gone crazy" "!!!!!" *content warning for mentions of miscarriage, murder, attempt murder and violence*

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[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly, agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything You held me down, but I got up (hey) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, you hear that sound Like thunder, gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up (hey) Get ready 'cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You're gonna hear me roar Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly Stinging like a bee, I earned my stripes I went from zero, to my own hero You held me down, but I got up (hey) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, you hear that sound Like thunder, gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up (hey) Get ready 'cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You're gonna hear me roar Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You're gonna hear me roar Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter Dancing through the fire 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You're gonna hear me roar Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You're gonna hear me roar

Misaki Himura harus memilih hidup abadi atau mati secepatnya? Dia terlahir kembali setelah diselamatkan oleh ketiga vampir saudara kembar, Mintaka, Almilan dan Alnitak. Setengah manusia dan setengah vampir, hidup Misaki sangat tidak menyenangkan. Menjadi dosen terkenal, pengusaha sukses dan misterius, Misaki selalu merasa kesepian dan ingin mati. Veeneta Shu, ditakdirkan untuk menjadi buruan vampir di seluruh dunia, dia ingin hidup, Veeneta tidak ingin mati. Misaki dan Veeneta akhirnya bertemu. Misaki yang ingin mati dan Veeneta yang ingin hidup, akhirnya mereka saling jatuh cinta. “Apa kau ingin mati bersamaku?” ucap Misaki. “Apa kau ingin hidup selamanya bersamaku?” tanya Veeneta. Harapan dan impian … selalu ada takdir di antaranya. …. Vee – Aku Ingin Hidup! Misaki – Aku Ingin Mati! Ikuti kisah keduanya, apa yang akan terjadi saat keduanya saling bertemu. Apakah keinginan mereka bisa terkabulkan atau justru sebaliknya? Hope …. Hidup dan mati, siapa yang akan menentukannya? . . . . . . . Plis berikan dukungan pada novel ini dengan review, komentar, dan batu kuasanya. Tanpa kalian novel ini tidak ada apa-apanya. Selamat membaca dan terima kasih. ----------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer : Bijaklah membaca dan memberikan komentar, naskah ini asli milik ratna fa, segala macam plagiat dan dengan sengaja mencoba mencopy atau menyalinnya akan dikenakan sanksi hukum pidana sesuai aturan pemerintah yang berlaku di Indonesia. Terima kasih. My Instagram @_ratnafa BACA NOVELKU LAINNYA : DOKTER TAMPAN JATUH CINTA (TAMAT) KETIKA DIA SELINGKUH (TAMAR) THE SECRET OF TARON (ON GOING) THE LOVE MAZE (ON GOING)

Andin loses everything, title, confidence, love, but this will not be the end. She best friend and fiance are watching her. Bella alone struggled to get up. Leonard Maghara was born the heir to one of the richest and most powerful families in the country, he had it all. As a potential heir to the Maghara Family. His face was handsome, but cold and haughty, he was a handsome and soft-hearted young man. After betrayal, illness, and bad luck befall Andin, she loses everything. When one after another misfortune befalls Andin, she meets the prince, a helper and also a figure who always takes care of her. When the true colors of those around her come to the fore, Andin vows to take revenge. One day, like a phoenix, she gets the attention and love of a prince. And everyone who ever looked down on her, will have her vengeance. ___________________________________________________________________________ "Why are you doing this?" The handsome prince asked a question. Andin could feel the power and authority radiating from her, she was definitely someone important. "Why are you helping me?" she asked. "Is it important?" Leonard hissed. Andin was surprised when the man suddenly laughed. Bella expected this man to face her. "I like you." The inspiring figure finally spoke. Andin couldn't help but stare curiously, the least of men liked to be talked to. "I do not believe you. Do not bother me!" said Andin. "I'll help you get everything back." "Why?" she asked. "Because I like you." Leonard replied with cold love but full of love for Andin. ............................................................... My Instagram @_ratnafa READ MY OTHER BOOK : DOKTER TAMPAN JATUH CINTA (END) KETIKA DIA SELINGKUH (END) HOPE - OH MY ANGELS (ON GOING) THE SECRET OF TARON (ON GOING)

In a realm where the tides of war rise and fall with the birth of every hero and demon king, a young deer stumbles upon a secret that changes everything. Once a simple creature of the forest, it is awakened by an ancient magic, its eyes opened to the true nature of a world where magical beings are hunted, sacrificed, and consumed. Guided by newfound awareness and mysterious allies, the deer embarks on a journey through shadowed woods and hidden glades, discovering powers long forgotten and secrets whispered only by the wind. As it grows stronger, the deer becomes a quiet force of defiance, disrupting the relentless cycle that binds the realm in eternal conflict.

"Hurry up ! Somebody call an ambulance hurry !" "We did everything we could but were unable to save Ash. My condolences to you." Hello my name is Ash. I'm 18 years old and I'm dead!! But was given a second chance at life. See Ash's journey from a newborn with something to making new ones and living life as a warrior with a small spark of magic.

** VERY LOOSELY BASED ON HADES AND PERSEPHONE** Seeing her in deep thought, the God mused, “You aren’t obligated to believe me, but the point remains — you,” He hooked his finger under her chin to force her unfocused gaze to his, “belong to me. And I am not adept at sharing my belongings with anyone.” --- A woman bound to duty. A God bound to fate. And a Goddess that will do everything in her power to keep them apart. As a saintess-in-training, Clover knows better than anyone that getting involved with a God is nothing more than a death sentence. A God’s love has always led humans to one or two things: cursed or dead. They’re meant for being worshipped, not loved, her mother instills in her. And yet, somehow, Clover finds herself second-guessing this sentiment when a particular God takes an interest in her and whisks her away to the Underworld as his unwilling prisoner. He strikes a deal with her - heal him of the curse that’s plagued him for a millennium and regain her freedom or lose her humanity and become his undying Queen — forever. Humans had never been a point of interest for Aidoneus. He found them to be pathetic creatures that allowed their emotions to get the better of them — until he met her again. Suddenly, he could understand why men fought to the death and kings waged war over their lovers. As soon as her familiar eyes met his, he knew he would be willing to set the entire world ablaze to keep her warm. He doesn’t mean to trap her in the Underworld, but he also can’t survive another century without her. This time, he would overturn Fate itself to keep her.

Ding Ding is the infamous Mi Hou (Secret Empress); a money-driven information broker of the underworld circle within Xia Kingdom. She is fearless, sharp-witted and unpredictable. Her only ambition in life was to find and execute her mother’s killer. So why must she waste her time and effort in dealing with the righteous but arrogant Prince Ping? The haughty Prince Ping simply wouldn’t leave her alone. Why? Apparently Ding Ding owes him an apology for hurting his ego. How did she end up stuck with him? All thanks to Xiao Yiu. Xiao Yiu is a softer natured girl, a step-daughter from a rich merchant family. She falls deeply in love with the Kingdom’s Second Prince, Xia Qian Ping and marries him. Her main wish in life is to be his good wife, and perhaps get along with all his other consorts. How and why is Xiao Yiu involved with Ding Ding then? The answer is simple. Xiao Yiu is Ding Ding. They are the same person. Both are just one of Liu Ding Yiu’s split personality. So which of Liu Ding Yiu’s wish would come true; Love or revenge? --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- (c) All rights reserved! [This is an original story] If you like the story, please remember to review, comment and vote!

"Oh... I'm just a girl... what's my destiny?"

Beatrice Hawk's life was full of love and fortune, until she married Atlas Hawk — a CEO with a secret criminal life. After a coma, Beatrice experiences visions of a parallel world where she is Blade, a professional assassin betrayed and killed by his lover, Atlas. When she wakes up, Beatrice discovers that her jealous sister, Victoria, has taken everything from her. Including, stealing her husband. Will Beatrice's visions of another world help her change her fate, or will they lead her down a darker path? #action

There was once a thief, so great that he could snatch anything in the world. Hoping for a challenge, he seeks to achieve something grander in his life. Legend has it that a heart of a God is the hardest to obtain thus, he journeyed to the upper world and started his wife-chasing diary.

She's sick. He's twisted. And that's how they met and experience a rollercoaster hell of a ride to the world of tortures, unexpected feelings, and oh-did I already say more tortures?

Over the past 100 years the wishes and prayers of the human race have begun to accumulate and become *Mantra*’s. The people who come to embody these *Mantras* are known as Bodhisattvas. They possess superhuman abilities and are able to form large bodies of metal known as *Mahayana.* Enter, one Kanzaki Hachiro, a young boy who is afflicted by warped senses. These senses cause him extreme pain and revulsion when he is conscious and cause him unending nightmares when he is unconscious. Already down on his luck, he falls into even worse circumstances when he encounters the Bodhisattva Survivor. What will come of this meeting? Do even lower lows await Kanzaki Hachiro?

Kim Su Won, a corporate slave in the modern world with average skills in life, is abandoned by her boyfriend of two years. In her sorrow, she gets alcohol poisoning and transmigrates to a historical transmigration web novel. Very cliché, right? However, she gets transmigrated not into a side character who ends up taking place of the main character nor the villainess who flips the whole plot. Neither does she end up in the body of a male character to make the novel a gender bender. She has ended up in the body of the 12 years old female lead, Emmeline Whittemore, the daughter of one of the richest ducal families in the kingdom of Krislabet, four years before the original transmigration was to happen in the novel. “Past memories of the original body? Check.” “I must have finally gotten some magical powers.” “No? It’s okay, may be some spiritual space?” “That is absent too! How about some magical item?” “That’s not present either? Must be some hidden cultivation techniques?” “No? No magical pets either? Then it must be a system for sure! I must complete quests and level up!” “No? F***! I am doomed!” Now Kim Su Won has to navigate this completely new world, without much knowledge apart from the characters that will appear four years later in Emmeline Whittemore’s life. Follow Kim Su Won as she adjusts to the new life, correcting the past regrets she had in her original life and learning the rules and regulations of this place where the schemes abound, and each white lotus is racing towards becoming the crown princess. Wait a minute! And what about the girl who was supposed to transmigrate originally into Emmeline Whittemore’s body? What will be the fate of Kim Su Won?

Yao Tang, the daughter of the Yao family who mistakenly exchanged at birth, was finally found. Unexpectedly, since her parents felt that she was embarrassing, they never recognized her as their own, and claimed that she was a relative's child who came to live with them. Everyone thought that Yao Tang was just a bloodsucker who was greedy for glory and clung to her "relative's" family. Her father, Yao Feng, registered Yao Tang at the Municipal No.1 Middle School for school. Since Yao Tang failed all of her subjects, she was rejected by the teaching supervisor. When Yao Feng left with Yao Tang, he met the principal of No.1 Middle School. He quickly went up to greet him, but the principal walked past him and tugged at Yao Tang excitedly. "You're finally willing to come to school!" Yao Tang bumped into Cheng Yan, who had once saved her life. Cheng Yan's friends were all convinced that Yao Tang was a gold-digger and waited for her to ask Cheng Yan to pay. When the bill came, Yao Tang quietly rummaged through her bag. Cheng Yan's friend said, "See, she's just stalling for time and waiting for Brother Cheng to pay!" Yao Tang took out a diamond-studded card. "Waiter, how much discount am I given for this card?" The waiter replied, "Honored guest, our diamond black card entitles you to spend here for free!" After that, a group of elite bigshots appeared. The heir of a top corporation posted, "CEO Yao, you've been on leave for a long time. Come back to work!" The international hacker group flooded computer screens everywhere. [To Yao Tang: Boss, it's fine if you don't come back to work, but can you not assault your own database?] When the usually emotionless prince, Cheng Yan, saw his little wife being surrounded, he flipped the table angrily. "Everyone, stay away. This is my wife!"

Humans and other races should coexist not to go war with each other