Deadpool Ding Dong Ditch

“Ding! Vous avez reçu l'[Humain Archer (Stage 2)] et avez activé le bonus de 10 000x. Vous avez reçu l'[Archer Dieu des Flammes (Stage 10)].” “Ding! Vous avez reçu le [Totem de Vitesse (Argent)] et avez activé le bonus de 10 000x. Vous avez reçu le [Totem de Vitesse de la Déesse du Vent (Légendaire)].” “Ding! Vous avez reçu la [Ressource de Base]x1,000,000 et avez activé le bonus de 10 000x. Vous avez reçu la [Ressource de Base]x10,000,000,000.” “Ding! Vous avez reçu l'[Armée de Maid Mecha] et avez activé le bonus de 10 000x…” Lorsque Li Cheng a été réincarné le jour de lancement du jeu, Tribu, il avait reçu le Système de Bonus 10 000x. Des armées aux équipements, en passant par les talents et compétences, il pouvait recevoir un bonus de 10 000x. Quelques années plus tard, lorsque le monde et le jeu ont fusionné, les gens luttaient pour survivre tandis que Li Cheng était déjà devenu un être divin…

[Ding!! Ultimate Cash System Awakened ] [Ding!! Mission: Study for One Hour. Minimum Reward: 1000$] [Ding!! Mission: Greet the campus beauty. Minimum Reward: 600$] Lukas, dying a tragic death regressed back in time; the first thing he did was study hard and get into an Ivy League university. Last time he died like a homeless dog who couldn't even afford food on the street, so he vowed to change that this time around. Lukas still remembers who was behind his demise but decided to make himself wealthy first because he knows revenge is a dish poor people can't afford. With his "Ultimate Cash System," he's going to become ultra-rich and crush those bugs along the way. Additional Tags: #nontr #noyuri #famousprotagonist #handsomeprotagonist #lightcomedy #regression

Introduction What would you do if you woke up in a world where superheroes and villains weren’t just pages in a comic book? Where gods walked the streets, mutants fought for survival, and cosmic threats loomed over reality itself? For Ethan Carter, an ordinary Marvel fan with an unhealthy obsession for comic lore, that question becomes his terrifying reality. Except he doesn’t wake up as a genius billionaire, a super-soldier, or even a friendly neighborhood hero. No, fate—or some cruel cosmic joke—decides to shove him into the body of Deadpool. Trapped in a twisted experiment, Ethan endures unimaginable pain, his body ripped apart and stitched back together, until he emerges with Wade Wilson’s infamous healing factor, scars, and—maybe—his signature insanity. But this isn’t just Deadpool’s story anymore. With the knowledge of Marvel’s future at his disposal, Ethan must navigate the chaos of his new reality, survive ruthless organizations, and figure out if he’s destined to follow Deadpool’s bloody path… or forge a new one. Armed with regenerative abilities, a very unique system, Ethan is about to carve his own legend in the Marvel Universe.

Leon Winchester like every nowdays traveller passed through in the novel and became the villain in it. But he was different from other villains, Why? That is because while other villains in the novels are racking their brains trying to find ways to counter the protagonists from gaining strength, He was comfortable seating at home enjoying life. While other villains in the novels are anxious to prevent the protagonist from meeting the heroine in fear of getting green, He diligently arranges things for them to meet. While other villains in the novels are busy trying to prevent protagonists from finding opportunities and their golden fingers, He helps the protagonist to get those opportunities. You may ask why he is doing this, whether Is he stupid or has an NTR fetish, But no, He is doing this because... [Ding! The protagonist gains +1 sub-rank in his cultivation.] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Hundred-times critical strike on it, Gaining +10 sub-rank is your cultivation.] [Ding! The Protagonist gain slight +1 affection from his mother.] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Thousand-times critical strike on it, Gaining +1000 favorability {Not Even Death Do Us Apart} of protagonist stepmother.] [Ding! The Protagonist awakened the hidden job "Necromancer".] [Ding! Congratulation host for triggering a Million-times critical strike on it, Awakening Legendary Mythical hidden job "Hand Of Death".] Of this. Each time protagonist gets something he will receive a hundred, thousand even a million times of it. This is how his easy life of countering the protagonist began.

In the Land of Time Stop, Durin spent tens of thousands of lonely days with the Time River as his only companion. One day, due to an unexpected accident, the ordinary man Durin was transported to a distant planet—only to be worshiped as a god-rank big shot, the "Emperor of Mankind." [Ding! Congratulations, Host, for activating the "Divine Impersonation System."] [Host must play the role of the Emperor and avoid being exposed!] [Success: God-rank rewards! Failure: Death!] Wait, what? I’m a complete and utter ordinary person, and you expect me to impersonate a god-rank being!? [Ding! Congratulations, Host, for successfully impersonating the Emperor on the first day. Reward: God-rank skill – Dimensional Annihilation.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, for successfully impersonating the Emperor for a month. Reward: God-rank weapon – The Clock of the End.] … [Ding! Congratulations, Host, for successfully impersonating the Emperor for a year. Reward: God-rank domain – God Realm.] ! Very well. Things were starting to get interesting.

“¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido 7 mil millones de red pockets!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido 50 millones de yuanes!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido un Lamborghini Aventador!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido el 51% de acciones de una empresa cotizada en bolsa!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido una torre entera valorada en 5 mil millones!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido la habilidad, Rey del Combate!” “¡Ding! ¡Felicidades! ¡Has recibido la habilidad, Voz de Dios!” “¿7 mil millones de red packets? ¿Cuánto tiempo me llevará abrirlos todos?” se quejó Lin Fan. “Disculpa, ¿cuánto tiempo crees que te llevará ganar un millón?” preguntó un cierto reportero al azar. Lin Fan guardó silencio. “Lo siento, pero, ¿por qué sigues parpadeando?” preguntó el reportero. “¿No preguntaste cuánto tiempo tomaría?

Born into a unique world where villages fight to gain power and control, the main character, Shi Hao, is a genius blessed by the heavens born under the poorest of conditions. His clan, however, has a mysterious past. To rise up and become the genius he is meant to be, the clan goes through every effort to aid his cultivation as they battle through fanatical monsters and engage in power struggles with other clans. His journey will bring him through unknown lands until he is able to become a person that can truly shake the world.

Who in this world can escape death? No matter how unparalleled your beauty, how radiant you shine above all, in the end, you become but a skeleton. Even if you are a generation's pride, sitting on vast lands, in the end, you will also turn into a scoop of yellow earth. However, the legend of eternal life has always persisted in the world. The elderly have passed down that beyond the human world, there exists a vast place known as the World of Longevity...

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 9-Tailed Heavenly Demon Fox Bloodline.] The Celestial Fox Deity: "Little Ancestor, our geniuses are struggling to advance their bloodlines. Could you spare just a small drop of your diluted blood?" … Cain wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a novel that he had read a few years before his death. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Cain awakens his “Unique SSS-Ranked Primordial Beast Master Talent” before an error happens and merged with “Extra’s Harem Gacha System” which can help him become stronger by having sex with powerful women, including those summoned from the system’s Summon Pool. [Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Goddess of Light] [Ding! You have received …% of her stats attributes] [Ding! You have increased her stats attributes by …%] After merging his talent with the system, he can also contract and evolve powerful beasts, instantly upgrading their ranks using Evolution Points. With the ability to convert money into Evolution Points, Cain decides to build his own force, amass wealth, and take full advantage of the system’s potential to rise above all. [Ding! Do you want to refine the Ice Dragon’s Evolution Pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the medicine liquid of God's rank?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the Godbreaker sword of the God’s rank?] … --------------------------------------------------------- [WebNovel Rising Star II Entry] ALL SUPPORT is appreciated. Don't hesitate to add it to your library and give Power Stones!!

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Points! You can now use "Aphrodisiac X" ] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Points]

[Ding! Resurrection of the Dead can be used on this target.] [Ding! Extraction of the Dead can be used on this target.] … When he was surrounded by thousands of his enemies, Kai decided to comply by extracting his 'strongest skill' in order to cause chaos and drag more people to hell with him. However, when Kai extracted his skill, he awakened an unknown power that made him feel that he had complete control over everyone's life and death. A mysterious old man also awoke from his slumber when he sensed Kai’s power and decided to help him, as this may be considered a fate. Nevertheless, everything came at a cost… [Ding! Re-Awakening the host’s class.] [Ding! An error has been detected.] [Ding! Finding a solution…] [Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Immortality Lord Class (???)]

Zixin dies from Qi Deviation and an Earthling transmigrates into his body, the Earthling then accepts his new identity as Xong Zixin and embarks on a new journey of cultivation. Zixin later discovers that he actually has a System called Attack Catching System which like its name suggests, captures and stores attack from people who attack him. … [Ding! 1002 punches from a Core Condensing Realm have been captured successfully!] [Ding! Qi Deviation has been successfully captured!] [Ding! Soul Possession Attack has been captured unsuccessfully.] ,... Follow Zixin on his unparalleled journey to the peak of martial arts, releasing saved attacks on his enemies and competency obliterating them.

DING! Host cannot choose a class due to insufficient energy. DING! Energy source detected. DING! New Class: PUSSY TAMER has been unlocked! This novel is packed with intense and steamy scenes. If you're not into explicit content, this isn't for you. But if you're ready to embrace your manhood, step in and enjoy the ride!

A man is suddenly face to face with a goddess. it appears he’s made a deal… that he can’t remember. In fact, he can’t remember anything. After “awakening” in a ditch, he decides he must remember who is. Or, at the very least, try. He has to, even if he hates what he discovers. hey all, author guy here, since I reached 4K words, I plan to update this novel 2-3 times a week. for sure on Saturdays and Wednesdays, and maybe a bonus chapter here or there. let’s see how many holes I can write myself into, shall we?

Ding! Congratulations! You have received unlimited red pockets!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received 50 million yuan!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received a Lamborghini Aventador!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received 51% stock of a listed company!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received a whole tower worth 5 billion!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received the skill, Combat King!” “Ding! Congratulations! You have received the skill, God’s Singing Voice!” “7 billion red packets? How long will it even take me to open all of them?” Chen Yun complained. “Excuse me, how long do you think it will take you to earn a million?” a certain random reporter asked. Chen Yun was silent. “Sorry, but, why do you keep blinking?” the reporter asked. “Didn’t you ask how long it would take?”

You finally came back, before I had grown old and lonely. ———— Later, Lin Mochen became the chairman of a conglomerate with tens of billions in assets, one of the youngest tycoons in the domestic business world. When asked, "What's so good about her that you can't forget her even after so many years?" Lin Mochen replied, "I once thought I deserved better. But in this world, who could be better than the woman I love?"

Back then, he was still very poor, and his mood soured after losing a competition. She secretly bought him food to eat and even made him weed the yard as a chore. He squatted amidst the weeds, with a tragic-hero look on his face, "Look, Xunsheng, all this is the empire I have conquered for you!" Xu Xunsheng: "Idiot." … Latter, he stood before millions, with the empire at his back. But the only question he wanted to ask was, "Can we keep loving each other?" Just like back in the day, when you fell in love with a me who had nothing.

This is the story about a man enjoying his peaceful day. while he was playing his video game on his xbox. He was creating his own civilization for very long time and, recreate his race. Then he got sudden message from a unknown link saying. Update your game to a better version and experience the daily life of your npc world. At that moment when my game finished downloading. The game change and became to realistic. His new virtual reality headset. That he brought online and thought the game wasn't that great. When he login into Xbox and saw new version of his games, and popping up new updates and download new maps. The game became to intense. New version and new graphic started to become so realistic. The npc was able to talk like there real person. He was able to communicate and help them level up. That's when the gamer started to experience and guide his npc students to a new era. The war is about to be changed and new version of themselves about to adapt to their new skills. Ding! [Congratulations! your new recruit as learned your skills] Ding! [Your recruit skill has been update and been advanced to B rank skill] Ding! [Your recruit as learned your moves and advance to level 1 to 10] Ding! The gamer was locking in. He was teaching them modern technique and they quickly understand and been enlightenment. He could not understand why they suddenly leveled up, just by teaching them. All npc were kneeing before him. They were all showing respect towards him and, looking at him like their his master. With single basic math and fighting moves. They all quickly advance and leveled up again. Ding! [Your students as advanced to higher class.] Ding! [Your students as learned low grade martial arts] The gamer didn't know that the world he is in, is real. So many of his students were now conquerors and build their own territory across the lands. Family and friends were at uh looking at their love ones being top of the world. The gamer was astonished. He kept going to different maps and seeing unknown things. His presence was known to all creatures before him. With wave of his hand, the entire island blow up. Ding! [You earn kill point!] [you earn kill point!] His notifications kept popping up. He alone was was the honor one and, heaven and earth was below him. He looks at his system panel seeing more maps being updated and upgrading. The game kept changing and changing. ........... #Fantasy #MartialArts #R18

Poppy Brooks, who’d ditched the mafia she was tied to in pursuit of a normal life as a caregiver, is suddenly hired by a wealthy man, who needed a caregiver for a strange severe case of migraines.   She accepts the job, unaware of what she is getting into. What this man is, she had no idea. The weird connection she has with him, or his unlike-human behavior at times, none of them makes sense to her.  He is the devil, some would say.   . . Xavian Winslow, an alpha who ditched his pack to stay on the other side among humans, is suffering from a cursed migraine, one that affects his daily life. What he needed as a caregiver was a human who didn’t have anything to do with him, not in any way.  For a man who’d had a first mate who died on him, a second mate was very much impossible.  But would that still be the case when he meets Poppy Brooks, his caregiver?   What will he do when he is left with a choice: reject her to protect her or risk losing her completely to the hands of his kind, who forbade mating with humans?  Will he keep her regardless, or let go? And what happens when he discovers that Poppy, who he’d thought was nothing but a caregiver, is one way or another related to the mafia? A group of humans who he despised with every fiber in him?  ********* [The cover isn’t mine, credits to the owner]

This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining The Celestial Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Technique.] "Hmm, there is a dual cultivation technique, You guys do boring cultivation, I am going with the Dual Cultivation." Feng Yun laughed heartily. Years passed... decades passed... Feng Yun was sitting on the immortal throne, embraced by his immortal wives, and sighed in satisfaction, 'This is life.' ------------------------ Release Schedule: 7 chapters per week. ------------------------ DISCLAIMER: English isn't my native language, there's bound to be some errors here and there. ----------------------- Join Discord Server→ https://discord.gg/pZVsJWS

Ye Chen gets the Shenhao consumption rebate system at the beginning. When consuming, complete the crit mission and directly reward 90 million sports cars. "Ding, consumer crit, reward a 500 million mansion." "Ding, consumer crit, reward 70% of the shares in a company with a market value of 100 billion." "Ding, consumer crit..." Lu Yu was interviewed on the street. Internet celebrity girl: Excuse me, sir, what would you do if you had 10 million yuan? Ye Chen quickly took out his phone, checked the balance, and said in relief, "Fortunately, my money is still there." Internet celebrity: ...

# mastermind After transmigrating into a cultivation world and activating the disciple system, Li Xuan could receive rewards whenever he took in disciples or whenever his disciples leveled up. [Ding! You have taken Qin Yue as your disciple, obtained reward: Innate Divine Power] [Ding! You have taken in Zhao Tian as your disciple, obtained reward: Weather Summoning] [Ding! Your disciples have leveled up, obtained reward: Space Shuttling] After taking in a bunch of disciples, Li Xuan went into seclusion to advance his cultivation. Ten years later, when the world fell into chaos, Li Xuan returned to kill the Demon Emperor with a single slash, saving the world. At that moment, all of his disciples realized that the strongest expert had been their master all along!

A person found themselves in the world of Battle Through the Heavens and received a compensation system. Now, he is Xiao Kun, the twin brother of Xiao Yan. «Ding! You gave an ordinary person a medical book, triggering a 100,000-fold critical return, and received a Sixth-Tier Alchemist Inheritance Manual.» «Ding! You gave Xiao Yan a piece of Beast Flame, triggering a 1,000,000-fold critical return, and received the Earth Lotus Heart Flame*1.»

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Drug Points! You can now use "Hypnotic Drugs."] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Drug Points]

Walenciusz, a rebellious cat in a stolen top hat, ditches his dreary life in Cresthaven for a shot at something bigger. He teams up with Gorrick, a gap-toothed rogue wielding a legendary blade, and Alice, a barmaid with a mean broom swing, to set out after a prize that could shake the world. But a vengeful shadow from Walenciusz's past is closing in, and the stakes are clawing higher. Freedom's never been so feral!

[DING! DING!! DING!!!] [System Activated… Welcome, Host! Congratulations, you have been chosen by the Bloodborn Evolution System.] [DING! New Mission Loading… Steal a bloodline to survive.] - Reward: Unlock Evolution Path [Congratulations! You have stolen your first bloodline. WARNING: This is a CRIME punishable by EXECUTION! ESCAPE IMMEDIATELY…] Kain Voss was nothing but a Lowborn outcast, mocked for his lack of a bloodline in a world where power determines fate. His dreams of proving himself were shattered when he was nearly crushed by destiny itself—until the Bloodborn Evolution System awakened within him. Now, he is on the run. Hunted. Feared. Marked for death. But with each battle, he grows stronger. Each kill fuels his evolution. And soon… the hunters will become the hunted.

A parody of romcom itself...with a blend of unique genres...Ion wanna give spoilers though. !! But maybe something like last of us meets deadpool

Hi there! My name is Jeff. I am currently 16 years old and still in school. I am in Grade 11 from the section St-john. I don't belong in this world. I'm from the other planet that is also named Earth. I died from over fapping and got transmigrated here. Yeah, you heard that right. Fast forward to now, I've been in this new world for a week now, and let me tell you, it's been pretty uneventful. I haven't received any special system or anything like the protagonists in the stories I've read, so I just go about my day like nothing ever happened. I mean, I'm just grateful to be alive, you know? But suddenly, I heard a *ding* sound in my ear... [Luck Spin System has finally bind] [Please spin to get your responding rewards only works once in a day] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill god of driver] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill god of swimming] [Ding! Congratulations you just won a skill omnipotent fighter] [Ding! Congratulations you just spinned a divine healing pill] What would Jeff do with all these, skill read to find out. [The cover is not mine credits to the owner]