Deadpool Ding Dong Ditch

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

Ding! [[ The Host has spent 1,000 Gold Coins on a Mortal Maiden. ]] [[ The Host has spent 1,000 Spiritual Stones on a Holy Maiden. ]] Ding! [[ The Host gains 1,000 Mortal Essence and 1,000 Holy Cultivation Energy. ]] Ding! [[ The Mortal Maiden has expressed deep gratitude; Mortal Essence is multiplied by six and a random Mortal Body Art has been granted! ]] [[ The Holy Maiden has shown unconditional gratitude; Holy Cultivation Energy is multiplied by eight and a rare Saber Art has been acquired! ]] … In a dangerous cultivation world filled with unmarried cultivators, whether they are mature matrons or young maidens, Lu Tzang will dominate by spending his resources on them!

[June 2024 WPC: Gold Place Winner] ---- [Ding! You have killed Elder Fuk Yu!] [You have obtained 108 Quadrillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Racial Trait of Elder Fuk Yu?] "Roll for a Racial Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Infinite Fuk Yu Mantra!] ... This is the story of Azmodeus—the only Trial Disciple of the Yang Sect—a boy who was born with everything and absolutely anything that could possibly impede his journey down the limitless road of cultivation. Weakest cultivation talent, weakest spiritual roots, weakest physique... However, it looked reality decided he hadn't suffered enough... On one day no different than the rest for the fourteen-year-old boy, as he was sweeping the courtyard's of the Yang Sect, misfortune struck once again, resulting in a Young Master killing him while in a drunken state... This was where his story ended, and also, where it began anew, and along with it, a system that guaranteed a new story for the boy—a story that would never end! [Ding! You have killed a Supreme Elder of the Godless Sect!] [You have obtained 500 Trillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Trait of the being you just killed?] "Roll for a Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Galactic Quantum Flux Racial Trait!] [Your overall combat power has improved by leaps and bounds!] [Ding! Are you ready to pay the price to ascend your plane of existence?] "I am." ... Join Azmodeus on his journey toward a limit that doesn't exist, as he figures out just how far he can Evolve through the killing and Assimilating of other existences! "You say I can sit in a cave and cultivate while having my clones do the killing...?" "There are other System Users!? And I can Assimilate their Systems into my own!?" "This will make too OP..." ... Extremely Fast-Paced System Novel with a bunch of realms and new worlds/areas!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you beforehand!! There will also be comedic and slice of life aspects, even dark at times, so be aware of that before going in... He will become progressively more and more evil, so beware... MC is a Murderhobo and certified Loot Goblin, so keep that in mind as well. This novel is benefit-driven, and things happen for the sole reason of obtaining benefits! No NTR, No Yuri, No Incest, No weak MC's, lot's of grinding those levels!! 500 PS = 1 Extra Chapter 100 GT = 1 Extra Chapter Discord: https://discord.com/invite/FMHsSN3fN8 Patreon: patreon.com/Astral_Pandemonium

warning: R18 contents, smut, perverted MC, shameless MC, unprincipled MC. ......... Two hundred lifetimes! Two hundred miserable deaths! Leon is a 27-year-old man who experienced a rollercoaster of 200 reincarnations within 180 days. He was so unfortunate that he even died once when he was about to masturbate to hentai! Each death carries the regret of his virginity as he keeps dying without getting a chance to fulfill his only wish…losing his virginity. But his luck finally changes after the 200th death, and he encounters the Goddess of lust, who makes him an offer to be reincarnated with a gift. (Ding! System awakening…) (The super Harem system…) (Ding! The host has seen the secret garden of a heavenly beauty, reward!) (Ding! Mission issued: have sex with the sex mistress!) “All heavenly beauties shall be mine!" Join Leon on his journey to enjoy life to the fullest as a virgin who got his hands on a sex hack, conquering heavenly beauties and even Goddesses!

Jing Yan, a once top-performing genius of the Jing Clan who broke through the rank of Ninth Heaven of martial arts and entered the Precelestial Rank at 16, was second to none in Dong Lin City. Yet out of nowhere, his rank dropped dramatically after he was enrolled in the Wind God Institute and became the object of ridicule. After breaking the seal of The Ring of the Universe, Jing Yan was reborn. He finally became the conqueror of The Mainland of Tian Yuan and became the man countless warriors looked up to.

Chen Yuan from Ping'an County Government had traveled through time, his mind harboring a Qi Fortune Altar. As long as he sacrificed Qi Fortune, he could obtain guidance from heaven, Divine Skills, Cultivation Techniques, evil arts, Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures... This world was populated by immortals, Buddhists, demons, as well as lofty temples and the distant Jianghu. There were three thousand Sword Immortals controlling swords across the sky, Buddhist Arhats who could lift the heavens with a single finger, and there was the Jianghu... It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. My name is Chen Yuan, from the Abyss! —————— An author of decisive and swift action.

``` —Lin Dong, quien ha dominado tanto las artes médicas divinas como las artes marciales, ha viajado de la montaña a la ciudad. Con artes médicas divinas en su mano izquierda e invencibles artes marciales en su derecha, deambula libremente por la ciudad. ```

Who in this world can escape death? No matter how unparalleled your beauty, how radiant you shine above all, in the end, you become but a skeleton. Even if you are a generation's pride, sitting on vast lands, in the end, you will also turn into a scoop of yellow earth. However, the legend of eternal life has always persisted in the world. The elderly have passed down that beyond the human world, there exists a vast place known as the World of Longevity...

He did everything he could to save his world from destruction. He fought, he bled, and he sacrificed, but in the end, he lost everything. The gods, the very beings humanity believed were their protectors, turned out to be the architects of their doom. Betrayed and defeated, he met his end at the hands of the Goddess of Death herself. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself reincarnated into his favorite novel, not as the hero, but as a side character—a member of one of the world’s most powerful families. A family renowned for their strength and influence, yet he was born talentless, destined to be doomed Or so he thought. Until… [Ding! Template System Activated.] [Congratulations! You have obtained an SSS-Level Template.] [Template Name: Primordial Dragon.] [The Template Has Awakened.] [Ding! You have obtained the Primordial Bloodline.] [Ding! You have obtained the Heart of the Dragon.] [Ding ...]

Yu Dong, una cultivadora del apocalipsis zombi transmigró a otro mundo después de morir luchando contra una horda de zombis —en el momento en que abrió los ojos, alguien le dijo que su esposa estaba dando a luz—. Yu Dong se quedó atónita, se apresuró a tocar su pecho, para comprobar si todavía era mujer —los dos montículos firmes le dijeron que lo era—. Instantáneamente miró hacia su parte inferior, quería comprobar si era 'una verdadera mujer', pero antes de que pudiera —la arrastraron donde su esposa estaba dando a luz— y lo que vio le hizo querer desmayarse de nuevo. ¡Porque su esposa era un hombre! ¡Y no tenía solo una esposa sino tres! Yu Dong miró al hombre que estaba gimiendo en la cama y casi se desmaya —¿qué más da, al menos no tenía que cortar zombis para ganarse la vida, verdad?. La portada no es mía, enviar un correo a fairy0tail072@gmail.com para solicitar su eliminación.

Li Heng, who almost died suddenly due to continuous overtime work, was bound to the proficiency system. Ding, running proficiency +1 Ding, driving proficiency +1 Ding, programming proficiency +1 ......... All skills can be upgraded as long as you are willing to work hard. In the end he became a god hidden in the world Explore the infinite possibilities of life and get a glimpse of the future after endless years. ........

After getting hit by a truck meant for someone else, Nico is compensated by transmigrating into the body of the illegitimate and only son of billionaire, Logan Voss. To keep this new life, he's given a single mission. Climb over his seven step sisters and inherit his father's wealth. So, why in the heavens does this involve collecting the stamps of 99 different ladies? [Ding! 10x cashback system activated.] [Ding! Stamp holder detected.] [Collect stamp to gain 10 times the stamp holder's wealth.] "Fun isn't something one considers when trying to save his own life. But this does put a smile on my face."

Asmon had always been that guy—the wannabe influencer with big dreams but even bigger fails. His last-ditch attempt to create life-changing content went spectacularly wrong... so wrong, in fact, that it killed him. Yup, gone. Kaput. Lights out. But apparently, fate—or maybe some bored author up there—had other plans for him. Instead of staying six feet under, Asmon woke up in Valorcrest Land, a world where martial artists could punch mountains into dust, cultivate immortality, and basically make every kung-fu movie look like amateur hour. Oh, and the cherry on top? He transmigrated into the wealthy but cutthroat Thrumpwood family, where everyone’s flexing their talent like it’s an Olympic sport. Just when Asmon was about to spiral into existential dread, he got a ding—like the notification you’d get when someone finally liked your meme—but this one changed everything. "Congratulations! You’ve awakened the MAGA System! Maximized Accelerated Growth Amplifier System activated!" ___________ If You want to support me (10 Advance Chapter) patreon.com/OwlScholar

After a tragic accident claimed the lives of his parents, Rentaro Mizuno — a 16 year old boy suffered countless hardships before he finally accepted his fate. However when he thought he had finally found peace in the storm that flustered his mind, an unexpected event claimed his life. He found himself transmigrated along with four of his classmates into a novel as a no-name character that never appeared in it. An Extra. Unable to awaken a talent, he was branded as 'Talentless' and abandoned by his teammates. However, moments before his death, fate had other plans of it's own. [Ding! You have fulfilled the conditions for a second awakening!] [Ding! You have gained the status of a player!] [Ding! You have defeated the Primordial Demon General!] [Ding! You have obtained a new summoning!] [Ding! You have tamed the Dragon God!] [Ding! You have gained a new title!] [Synchronization... 100%] Armed with the power of the primordial dragons, He took on this world only to discover that to survive the fate that awaited humanity, he needed the power to change his own fate. ______________________________ [A/N: A bit fast paced, WPC October entry. Chapter Updates Frequency: 1 Daily, will increase as the book progresses. 50 PS= 1 Bonus Chapter 100 PS= 2 Bonus Chapters

~ Erothyria is a world where depravity and fantasy collides ~ And this world is where Dagwood Ackley was thrust into! After picking up the rejected video game called ‘The Daughters of Eros,’ Dagwood is reincarnated into the game and is reborn as a son of Eros! But...it is impossible! No Mother is allowed to begat a son! He takes the identity; Aeric of Starlight, and gains extreme beauty and charm as the first and only ever son of the God Eros. But what is his task? Ding! [Claim all the wives and daughters of Eros] Ding! [Defeat the Goddess of Lust and Claim her!] Ding! [Build a harem of Queen Mothers and daughters and take over the Throne of Eros!] With the Celestial Depravity System, Aeric becomes the most sought after male in all of Erothyria, but he must defend this land from the evil dragons and titans, and in the end, [Claim] it all for himself!

He was supposed to transmigrate to a magic world, but due to an accident, he ended up trapped in a massive library. The system assigned him a task: for every book he read, he would be rewarded with mana stones, until he finished reading all the books. A trillion years later, Daniel finally finished the last book! [Ding, detecting that the host has finished the final book. Calculating system rewards.] [Ding, reward calculation complete. Dispatching rewards. The total number of mana stones the host has accumulated: 99999999...9999.] "Damn, am I that rich now?" [Ding, detecting that the host has completed the task. Loading world...] ... Goddess of Fate: "Daniel, my divine realm needs expansion. Could you sponsor me with some mana stones?" God of Storm: "Daniel, the divine punishment is about to descend. Could you lend me some power to help me get through it?"

Dying after experiencing the cruel side of humanity, when Blake is transmigrated into a world of magic and flying dragons, he is fully focused on accomplishing his goals but then. [Ding! Welcome host to The Lust System. What is more fun than becoming more powerful as you have pleasure.] "That damned woman, what the hell is this, I'm here to conquer a realm, not play around" Blake thought, but he was immediately hit with another surprise, [Ding! Error, Failed to fully bond with host.....,, rebooting] [Ding! welcome host to the Sinister System.] From a follower of Lilith to a target of the underworld, how is Blake going to explain to the rulers of hell that he now commands their sins. *********** Additional Tags: Evil Mc - Intelligent Mc - Shameless Mc - Scheming Mc - Smut - No Yuri - No NTR - But Contains Netori - Succubus - Elf - Angel - Vampire

WPC June 2024 Winner ---------------------------- What would you do, if you could transmigrate to the anime you designed? Upon transmigrate to the anime world, Owen found himself standing at the edge of the arena. A tall, coldly beautiful figure held a staff, arrogantly surveying the crowd! At this moment, the system sounded! [Ding, please choose: 1. Challenge on stage to receive a god-tier reward 2. Abandon the challenge and lose 50% HP!] Challenge! [Ding, congratulations to the Host for obtaining a god-tier reward] [God-tier Talent: Order of Merlin, Host's leveling speed increased tenfold!] [God-tier Skill: Mana Void, Host's surroundings become a no-magic zone!] [God-tier Weapon: Godslayer Staff, the strongest weapon! Can transform into any shape!] Nice, let me show you the power of a transmigrator! At this moment, the system's voice sounded again: [Ding, please choose: 1. Host marries the strongest female antagonist and conquers the world together 2. Abandon the challenge and lose 100% HP!] Excuse me??? Is there even a choice here???

[Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Goddess of Light] [Ding! You have received …% of her stats attributes] [Ding! You have increased her stats attributes by …%] … Cain wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a novel that he had read a few years ago before his death. In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Cain awakens his “Unique SSS-Ranked Primordial Beast Master Talent” before an error happens and merged with “Extra’s Harem Gacha System” which can help him become stronger by having sex with powerful women, including those summoned from the system’s Summon Pool. After merging his talent with the system, he can also contract and evolve powerful beasts, instantly upgrading their ranks using Evolution Points. With the ability to convert money into Evolution Points, Cain decides to build his own force, amass wealth, and take full advantage of the system’s potential to rise above all. [Ding! Do you want to refine the Ice Dragon’s Evolution Pill?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the medicine liquid of God's rank?] [Ding! Do you want to refine the Godbreaker sword of the God’s rank?] … After waking up, Cain realizes that his situation is far from simple. He finds himself inhabiting the body of the youngest prince of the weak, unranked Elarion Kingdom, who was recently poisoned and killed by his fiancée, despite having already stated he had no interest in the power struggle of the Elarion kingdom to the point he didn't awaken his talent. However, the only problem is not just that. Cain remembers the Elarion Kingdom as a mere footnote in the novel because it's destined for destruction. Now, Cain is determined to rewrite his fate. He vows to claim the throne, prevent the kingdom's destruction, and transform it into the strongest force in the world before the Era of the Gods descends upon the land. --------------------------------------------------------- [WebNovel Rising Star II Entry] ALL SUPPORT is appreciated. Don't hesitate to add it to your library and give Power Stones!!

Yu Dong , a cultivator from the zombie apocalypse transmigrated over to another world after she died fighting a mob of zombies - the moment she opened her eyes , someone told her that her wife was giving birth - Yu Dong was stunned , she hurriedly reached to touch her chest , to check whether or not she was still a woman - the two perky mounds told her she was - instantly she looked at her bottom , she wanted to check whether or not she was a ‘ real woman ,’ but before she could - she was hauled to where her wife was giving birth - and what she saw made her want to pass out again - Because her wife was a man ! And she didn’t have just one wife but three ! Yu Dong looked at the man who was groaning on the bed and nearly blacked out- whatever at least she didn’t have to chop zombies for living , right ? - Cover not mine email at fairy0tail072@gmail.com to have it removed

Kim's company is a huge real estate empire, with wealth and power there's nothing they can't do. Dong-hae is the second eldest son of the Kim family and he was the one who sat in the highest chair in that empire. But everything changed until a major scandal was exposed involving him and forcing him to resign as vice president. Kim Eun-ji is the youngest daughter of the Kim family and she is in charge of taking over the family businesses in Dong-hae's place. Kim Dong-hae wants revenge, humiliated and completely disowned, he just wants to completely exterminate Eun-ji and everyone else who got in his way and for that he hires Jeon Hye-jin an assassin for hire who kills for money and is willing to all to finish a job. Now Eun-ji has a bullet marked with her name and a countdown begins. Protagonists: Kim Eun-ji (Eunji), Jeon Hye-jin (Hyejin) __________________ Support me and give me a gift! https://www.wishtender.com/moonsside __________________ I don't own the rights to the cover image, it's an image taken from the internet and I couldn't find the author to offer the due credits.

(I then used ChatGPT to correct the chapters starting from Chapter 70) Everyone wants to be reborn like the main character The main character who gets all the cheating, all the benefits, saving beautiful women and kicking the young master's ass Well my dream came true but not as the main character and not the evil character, but just a secondary character [Ding Dong The conditions for awakening the system have then been met] . . . "Who is the real owner of this previous body?" . . . "What's wrong with these women?" . . . ""What do you mean I'm just a pawn?" . . . (The picture is not mine) (If the owner of the photo has a problem with the use of his photo, I can change it)

Spiritual energy revives, monsters run rampant, and human superpowers awaken. One day, Qi Yuan went to buy groceries and unfortunately faced a monster. Just when he thought he was about to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's voice... "This aura is definitely not that of an ordinary strong man!" "It's so terrifying, so terrifying" "A last-ditch battle, I can't stand it" Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that what awakened was not telepathy, but the enemy's imagination that the stronger he is, the stronger he really is.

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining an immortal grade soul-strengthening elixir.] Hahah... money, power Immortality, beauties, I am getting all... ..................... Daily Updates.

Born into a unique world where villages fight to gain power and control, the main character, Shi Hao, is a genius blessed by the heavens born under the poorest of conditions. His clan, however, has a mysterious past. To rise up and become the genius he is meant to be, the clan goes through every effort to aid his cultivation as they battle through fanatical monsters and engage in power struggles with other clans. His journey will bring him through unknown lands until he is able to become a person that can truly shake the world.

Kai Shen, a 3 years old son of a Marquis recovers his past life memories and realizes that he is in the world that's identical to an Otome Game he 'by chance' played in his previous life. But he don't have any intention of making harem or bringing industrial revolution like your standard isekai, because here his life is at stake! His character Kai was supposed to be an arrogant and cold hearted noble kid who dies in the game no matter what route the heroine take! Now how to avoid death? Ditch the 'School'? Not possible! Avoid the 'Events'? Too unreliable! Then he came up with an idea "I will not die if they can't kill me" and he started practicing magic without realizing that he is raising several new flags.

Do you want to be the king of football?” “miss you!” So Dong has since embarked on his journey to the throne of the football!

Aqua has lost everything by the hands of the supreme deity of her world, her family, her home and even her entire race, but it was not enough to break her, she broke into his realm and killed him but as his last ditch effort to kill her he sent her to a new world with many more challenges awaiting her.

Qin Jianxi transmigrated into a novel with a lot of cliches. She became the female supporting character with terrible relationships. The male lead called off their wedding, the female lead used her, and the male supporting character exacted revenge on her. She even donated her liver and kidney to her family. She was exploited in every way possible. She was such a kind person that she ended up losing everything and even died a terrible death. Now that she had become the supreme female supporting character, she had a full-on mental breakdown. Wasn't money good? Wasn't food delicious? Wasn't it nice to be alive? Why did she have to do all those things... The first time Fu Ge met Qin Jianxi, Qin Jianxi was teaching her ex-fiance a lesson. 'This woman is fierce,' he thought to himself. The second time he met her, she leaped from the fourth floor and landed perfectly on the ground. He, too had a mental breakdown. The third time he met her, she was dancing on stage. She was sweet, seductive, and wild. He had completely fallen for her. When all the jerks realized this woman was married to the wealthiest man in the country, they all had a mental breakdown. They longed for the day he would divorce her. In the end, she was the greatest researcher alive, the fastest human calculator, and the most brilliant genius in the medical field.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!