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Waifu.exe Has Stopped Responding

Chadwick A. Sehole is the hottest commodity at Brightwater Academy. Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to pop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart. But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: – A demonic talking pillow with attitude – A feral dog humping everything in sight – A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!” Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed!
NoxYuki · 15.4K Views

Brimful Depravation

Check SUBMIT OR SUCCUMB is my another ongoing work. Front Page is "PRISTINE GYGXZ'KANDER". (Chapter 273→) "The world of Leathemnur is dangerous, yet, there is beauty in the chaos if you learn how to appreciate it". That is what Khallyon Cravemeneer always thought, until he learned how easy he could lose everything he had acquired across most of his life. What can a Mortal do in the face of actual absolute power?. What can anyone do to prevail before Time? Nothing. That is the cruel, raw reality. And as most people, Khallyon was oblivious of events occurring literally before his eyes. This went on, until he accidentally started to uncover the truth. Believing he had acquired a way to protect what matters the most, Memories, which is what makes everyone the person they become. Unbeknown to Khallyon, he was delving deeper into despair, rather than going out of it. NO CHEATS NO PLOT ARMOR NO VANILLA EASY LIFE DON'T GET FOOLED BY THE START OR THE SLOW PROGRESS READ UNTIL CHAPTER 51 A FAIR SHARE OF: ACTION BEAUTIES MYSTERIES A WHOLE LOT OF: SMUT BONDING INDECENCY COMMENT FOR: KINKS DOUBTS SUGGESTIONS Additional Information: I would publish TWO Chapters a Day. English is not my first language, that is why, any mistake I made across the story, feel free to point it out for me to correct it as soon as possible. (This is the old synopsis Read it if you want to know more about the general context) The "Imperishable", Entities Above Everything Else, understood this undeniable truth eons ago, gifting to the Mortals a few tools to overcome the challenges across their lives. With this, amusing their own boring existences, looking with enthusiasm what new story could unfold, or if the same mistakes would be done once again but by a different person. The First Gift, is "Shards", called "Cards" by some, this otorgue instant rewards when you exchange them in an "Imperishable Monolith". The Second Gift, is the mentioned structure, capable of craft almost anything if you have the recipe, blueprint and the required materials and ingredients, a true aberration depending on who you ask. The Third Gift, is the "Perennence", with a 100 you won't Die if you are slain, you simply would "Respawn" in a "Memory Hall", making you partially Immortal, because as long as you have 1 of Perennence, you wouldn't be really dead, and someone else can "Revive" you by providing the missing resource. However, this comes with a drawback, you become a "Servant" of the person or thing that save your life, at least until you repay the Perennence plus an Interest of 50%. The Fourth Gift, is "The Memory Hall", unfortunately, they had an evil twin, "The Howling Wall", which are created in places that had seen too many "Take Downs" in a short span of time; Differently to the prodigal twin, you must have a minimum of 25 Perennence to be Respawned, otherwise, at best, you become an Immaterial entity, similar to a ghost, if not, a mindless beast or a simple Drone for a Hive Mind is not far fetched. Lastly, The Fifth Gift, is divided in three concepts, "Repercussion", "Traits" and "Work", being the last, one of the most unfair of all the Gifts, as you can't change your Work under any circumstances, which applies even for "The Imperishable". But the Gifts don't come for free, as they attract a series of weird creatures from unknown Invasive Territories, sprouting the so called "Graveyards", "Factories", "Hives", "Nests", "Lairs", "Crops" and "Farms" across the entire world of "Leathemnur".
Marshack · 386.8K Views

Daily Intelligence System

[Intelligence 1: In the trash can outside the wholesale market, there is an iced black tea bottle cap that can be scanned into an iPhone worth 4,399 yuan! ] [Intelligence 2: In the trash can at the entrance of the village in the city, there is a Longines Mini Dolce Vita series ladies watch worth 13,300 yuan in the interlayer of a light green women's down jacket! ] [Intelligence 3: The enamel basin you eat in will usher in a wave of traffic in the next week, and the price will skyrocket! It is recommended to stock up! ] [Intelligence 4: The coconut snail in the water tank of the Pangge Seafood Barbecue Stall in the village in the city contains a Melo Pearl worth 120,000 yuan! ] [Intelligence 5: A certain payment software can enjoy a 20% cash reduction for any transaction between 14:35 and 14:40 in the afternoon! ] [Intelligence 6: The beef rolls sold in the live broadcast room of a fitness anchor are synthetic beef, and you can get a compensation of 10 times the price of fake ones. ] [Intelligence: 7: A cold wave will appear in a week and last for a whole month. The price of fox and raccoon fur will rise sharply. It is recommended to stock up! ] [Intelligence 8: This year, Jiangjiazhuang has good weather and good harvests. Sweet potatoes will have a super bumper harvest, and the price will rise steadily! ] [Intelligence 9: A beef cattle sold in the livestock market has a natural bezoar weighing 1,000 grams! ] [Intelligence 10: Xiaoshahe Urban Village will be demolished in half a year! ] Relying on various money-making intelligence provided by the daily intelligence system. Jiang Tao has gradually achieved financial freedom from debt!
Aj_5625 · 4.7K Views

RV Survival: I have a 100x amplification system

As a dedicated fanfiction translator, I aim to deliver accurate and engaging translations while staying true to the original style. If you’d like to support my work and help me continue translating regularly, please consider my patreon. Support me on patreon and get early excess to new chapters and exclusive content: patreon.com/user?u=79514336 Your support directly contributes to better quality and faster releases. --- Thrown into a post-apocalyptic wilderness, every participant begins with only two things: a beat-up RV and a rusty hoe. There are no rules, no alliances—only one goal: survive. Su Chen awakens in this brutal new world, confused but determined. While others scavenge scraps and fight for clean water, he receives an unbelievable surprise—he's bound to the Hundredfold Amplification System. Whether it's a piece of wood or a rare blueprint, anything he collects can be amplified a hundred times over! A single potato? Now a hundred. A broken solar panel? Now a fully functional solar array. An ordinary RV? Upgraded into a mobile fortress! As others struggle to survive day by day, Su Chen rises above them all, transforming his RV into a moving stronghold and turning the barren wasteland into his personal empire. But the world is far from safe. Dangers lurk beyond every sand dune—mutated beasts, unpredictable weather, and desperate survivors who’d kill for a battery. With a hoe in hand and the system at his side, Su Chen isn’t just surviving. He’s dominating. --- Author: Peach Black Oolong All credits goes to the original owner, I am just a translator, who loves translating different types of novels. If you want to read chapters a ahead, Support me on patreon and get early excess to new chapters and exclusive content: patreon.com/user?u=79514336
translator_sama72 · 237.8K Views

Infinite Mana Through Potatoes

“He gave me a potato... First, I mocked him... But then I ascended to a new level...” “I asked him for his name... He calmly said: Just Potato Man.” “He offered me mashed potatoes, and I woke up with mana seeping out of my eyeballs...” Welcome to Olythera—a world ruled by mana-infused warlords, sword saints who split mountains, and mages who duel with meteor storms. Power is earned through blood, battle, and divine right. ...Except for one man. A barefoot farmer, wearing a burlap sack, carrying a hoe like it’s the holy grail, and offering you a warm, slightly salted potato. Everyone laughed... Until their spell circles shattered and their kingdoms bowed. He is Potato Man. No, he’s not here to save the world. No, he doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants to wander, grow his crops, and hand out potatoes like a strange, starchy messiah. -But here's the catch:- *Every potato eaten gives him mana.* *Every bite grants XP.* *Feed a village? He levels up.* *Feed a kingdom? He becomes a myth.* *Feed the world? He becomes a god.* -This is the story of a man who:- *Accidentally creates a potato-based religion* *Turns kingdoms vegetarian through sheer spiritual flavor.* *Builds a global potato network to absorb mana across continents, defeats monsters, demons, and emperors… without ever changing clothes.* *A chill, unstoppable protagonist who gains power by feeding people.* *Magic systems, sword-fights, and spirit beasts, all outclassed by a potato.* *World domination via agriculture.* *ZERO harem. ONE hoe.* *Kingdoms crumbling to the scent of roasted starch *Bonus tags: Mana, Slice-of-life, Farming, Huge World, Satire, Single FL, Medieval Fantasy, Potatoes, Wide Character Range.* *Please support the novel with power stones, for 100 a week, I will post 1 extra chapter, for 200-2, and so on.* *Updates: Twice a day*
Aurimas_Pazikas · 2K Views
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