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“I’m a warrior from the alternate universe.” “The Goddess summoned me to this world to defeat the Devil that has imperiled the world and to restore peace to the world.” “I understand that it’s my cardinal duty. Since I’ve been summoned to become a Warrior, I’ll do my best to beat my opponent even if he’s the almighty Devil.” “Don’t ask me why. That’s what the book says.” “But… isn’t this development straying from the plot?!” This is the beginning of a scam in an alternate universe. It is also the story of a warrior with a mission to defeat the Devil. At the end, he realized that he had been duped instead.

"I...Love you." "You're a black magician?" "Haven't you put the pieces together, you dumbass?" "YOU! You're the reason for my misfortunes!" "I'm sorry... I'm really sorry." What the hell is happening?! On the day Sienna received her inheritance, she was tragically hit by a truck and woke up inside the novel "The sun that melts the snowy mountain" in the body of Raina Atara Aillard, An important character's sister yet was never mentioned, the noblest lady yet disrespected. A story full of twist and turns, chaos, fun, and gloom.

I was an author on Webnovel and, surprise surprise, they're a fraud. Don't work for that money-hungry pig of a company; stick to Royal Road instead. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° webnovel's biggest issues. Content Quality Issues Oversaturation of Specific Genres - Excessive focus on harem-style narratives - Overreliance on wish-fulfillment storylines - Repetitive power fantasy tropes - Lack of genre diversity Writing Quality Concerns - Prevalent grammar and spelling issues - Translation quality problems - Limited character development - Poor plot structure and pacing - Overuse of overpowered protagonist tropes without meaningful conflict Economic Model Problems Author Compensation - Significantly low payment rates for content creators - 50% revenue share model (comparatively higher than other platforms) - Unsustainable income for most authors - Limited monetization options Contract Terms - Restrictive contractual obligations - Limited author rights - Lack of flexibility in content management - Potential career implications for full-time authors Platform Integrity Issues Authenticity Concerns - Widespread bot activity - Artificial engagement metrics - Questionable review authenticity - Inflated follower counts Structural Limitations - Limited content formats compared to other platforms - Restricted creative freedom - Focus on quantity over quality - Limited development resources for authors Impact on Writing Careers Professional Development - Risk of creative stagnation - Limited growth opportunities - Potential opportunity costs - Career trajectory concerns Alternative Platforms - Royal Road offering better terms - More diverse platform options available - Need for platform diversity in web fiction Recommendations for Authors Career Planning - Maintain alternative career paths - Avoid full dependency on platform income - Develop diverse writing portfolios - Build platform-independent audiences Content Strategy - Focus on quality over quantity - Develop unique narrative approaches - Avoid common trope pitfalls - Invest in proper editing and revision Platform Usage - Consider multi-platform publishing - Build direct reader relationships - Maintain content rights when possible - Develop independent marketing strategies

Kazuro, a boy who has just gotten into high school, meets up with his childhood friend, Teiko, in a chance encounter. Years have passed by, and the two have changed both physically and mentally. Will they reconnect and re-establish the pure friendship they had all those years ago, in a world with corrupted minds?

In his efforts to eradicate the rebellious Nephilim, Livne Atniel the Skywrath Comforter accidentally created a crack in the Doldrio Plane, the barrier that separates Second Heaven from the universe below. Unbeknownst to him, there was a Nephilim who had been pretending to be dead among the corpses, and had been waiting for that moment. Before the crack in the barrier closed, the essence of the Nephilim left its body and fled to the lowest Universe, to a planet called Bastardia. Not wanting that last Nephilim to spread more heresy in Bastardia, Atniel was forced to go down there to hunt the said veil creature. The plan was, with the help of an angel, he would incarnate his essence into the body of someone who had just died. However, he was incarnated into the body of a young man named Irvine Donovan, who turned out to not actually be dead yet. The young man did try to commit suicide, but ultimately survived with Atniel trapped inside him. Now having trapped in someone’s body, how will Atniel complete the task of hunting down the renegade Nephilim, and save Bastardia from the apostasy it causes?

Two women meet at a strip club and get hammered. 19 year old Rachel and 22 year old Jessica. Though strangers, they hit it off immediately as both are currently also working as strippers and occasionally hookers in other bars across the city. They decide to exchange numbers and stay in touch for the sake of opportunity. A few weeks pass, when Jessica calls Rachel saying that there are two spots temporarily opening up in a high end Gentlemen's Club in the neighboring city. They decide to fly out to dance and make a higher income by staying for two days. Rachel wants to get into the pants of the rich clientele who visit the club and hopefully make enough money to cover rent for a year. Jessica wants to get pregnant and extort the father. She is desperate for a proper Sugar Daddy. However, after dancing for one night the two of them get caught up with a criminal minded man and his sly fiancée. Rachel realizes that Jessica has a very messy past and now she's been roped into it by agreeing to accompany her out here. Fatherless kids, overbearing ex, concerned mother in law, sex trafficking, gang violence, murder.....as the next 24 hours unfold Rachel realizes she needs to get out of the city ASAP! And though she is resentful towards the crazy bitch who brought her here, she's also unwilling to leave her behind.

Richard stressed out college student with nothing going for him goes to sleep one night and has a fated encounter that sends him into another world as a dungeon monster. “But, why out of all monsters am I a mimic?!”

In the aftermath of a brutal war, General Kaelan returns to the kingdom of Eldoria, celebrated as a hero. His bravery on the battlefield has earned him not only the admiration of the people but also the hand of Princess Seraphine, the kingdom's most coveted prize. However, there’s a complication: Kaelan is already married to Elara, the daughter of a disgraced noble family. Their marriage, once filled with love and promise, has become a burden in the eyes of the royal family, who see Elara as a liability.

Upon discovering that humans have a strange belief in luck, the werewolves decide to organize a series of events to help the townspeople achieve good fortune. From disastrous raffles to bone-throwing contests (with very strange prizes), each attempt results in comical situations and misunderstandings.

Lee Do Yun was made to believe that he could achieve anything and everything with hard work and by living right. But after his dad slaved all throughout his life for his bosses and their companies but still died poor at the age of forty-eight, Doyun started to doubt that hard work indeed pays. For this reason, instead of working diligently towards his goal of becoming a K-pop idol, Do Yun decided to use the short-cut method. Knowing how modern society seems to favor women more, Do Yun's plan is to leech onto well-connected cougars and rich ladies until he reaches the height of his career as a famous K-pop artist. Yet when his sugar mamas were unavailable during a dire situation, Doyun decided to grab a big thigh for an already-proposed deal.  But what happens when sexting goes wrong and the one who receives his nudes is none other than, Kim Byeong Ho, the future heir of Knet Entertainment, the very company that he is about to join as an idol trainee?  In a state of derilium, Doyun made a grave mistake with this unknown guy. How will he even get the chance to redeem himself when he doesn't even know where to start searching for him? Or what is he supposed to do when he finds out that the one he's been looking for is the heir apparent of Kimland Group? And how can he explain the complicated relationship he has with another Chaebol, Ahn Hyun-Woo, who happens to be a close friend of Kim Byeongho? With such a messed up life, will Doyun ever be able to achieve his dream of becoming a K-pop idol in this situation-ship? Will life be merciful enough to let him experience what real love means? And will he get a happy ending, a bittersweet one, or just a sad ending? Follow Lee Doyun and see how he handles it all. Note: This author will not give warning for any R18 scene. Thank You. Also: Arts Cover is not mine please. If you're the owner of any of them and you want me to take it down, please tell me and I'll immediately do so. Thank you too in advance.

In his past life, Andre Russell was a ruthless and cunning villain who manipulated others to achieve his goals. He discarded emotional attachments, abandoned his family, and prioritized power above all else. However, after a tragic downfall, Andre is transmigrated back to the time he was 25 years old. Given a second chance, he vows to change his ways and protect the loved ones he once neglected and let go of his obsession of acquiring his father's inheritance. "Ding congratulations Host for letting go of your obsessions and choosing a right path." " Ding congratulations Host for acquiring the sign in system" " Sign -in at different locations and receive rewards from the system" To others this system might be expected but to Andre the system was a new thing to him. How ever will Andres foes let him go? Will trouble never come ....... Andre sighed and said coldly word by word " you forced me to be a villain once again" ................................................. Disclaimer: the cover isn't own by me, if you're the owner and would like me to remove it please let me know.

Normal frickin days. Boring usual college days. Normal us. So why. No ,where did it all go wrong. When did it all go wrong. Just a bunch of teenage girls trying to get over their last year as seniors ,each of them wanting to go to different universities with different dreams. Four best friends ,different personalities ,different everything ,only met last year but became closer than childhood friends or so they thought. When they get tangled up in something they never could have even dreamt of ,friendship isn't friendship ,enemies aren't enemies ,nothing is normal and usual and boring and the same and it never will be. New allies or maybe not.

Our main catcher is given to a dark god in a ritual because her people want the dark god to help them by wiping out an invading army. Here is the catch: our main must be brought to the verge of death in this ritual for the dark god to cross the dark veil and temporarily possess her. After the deal is made her body and soul are both now owned by this dark god to do with as he pleases with them. Will she be able to use this as an opportunity to get revenge on her people, or will she become an unwilling slave to this dark god?

From having a sad life to saving 4 people from an arm robber but it ended up fate had another thing in mind for him.

nothing as a fine arts student human in silence of nothing still pending things to load just some writings that is deep according to your thought

Waking up to an unknown wolrd that revolve around the talent that you where born with. Some were born with inhuman strength that can flatten moutain. Others were born with heavanly talent for weapon that can sperate ocean and split the sky. And fewer were born with power to wield elements and control the law of the world. But the heaven does not favour the human alone but also the beast. Rian a normal person from Earth now have to survive in this dangerous world witth the weakest talent "Teleportation". "Why is my Teleportation so underrated, this talent is OP"

Xie Ran finds himself unexpectedly promoted to transmigrator status after dying. He's got a system! He's a transmigrator! So cool, right? System: "Please help us fix the plot." Xie Ran: "Sure." System: "There are too many love interests." Xie Ran: "Done." System: "The main character is annoying." Xie Ran: "No problem." System: "Needs more world-building." Xie Ran: "Right." System: "...And no inappropriate thoughts, please." Xie Ran: "But, uh... that's a bit too much to ask, don't you think?"

University student Gu Zhi never expected her life to take such a bizarre turn—especially not after getting hit by a car while helping an elderly lady cross the street. When she wakes up, it’s not in a hospital bed but inside a glowing void, bound to a quirky “freshly-manufactured” system. Her new mission? Travel across multiple worlds to fix the twisted fates of powerful villains whose hearts have been consumed by darkness. Each world thrusts Gu Zhi into a new role, a unique challenge, and an unpredictable villain: In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, she faces off against a cold and calculating tech overlord while battling mutant creatures. In a magical medieval kingdom, she becomes entangled in the revenge plans of a stoic knight. In the vast reaches of space, she tries to outwit a charismatic rebel leader bent on galactic destruction. From the deep seas of Atlantis to the shadowy courts of vampires, even to the wild savannas of a beastman kingdom, every adventure pushes her courage, wit, and heart to the limit. But these villains aren’t just dangerous—they’re strangely compelling. As Gu Zhi breaks through their icy exteriors with her humor, determination, and charm, she begins to uncover the pain and humanity buried beneath. In the process, she grows closer to understanding her own path and destiny. Will Gu Zhi succeed in rewriting these villains’ fates and collecting enough virtue points to resurrect? Or will she become entangled in their worlds forever? Sweet, adventurous, and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a fast-transmigration story of love, redemption, and second chances.

Why is life so hard? Is it because we have done bad deeds in our past lives? Or are we atoning for the sins of other? These are questions I ask my self, every day. Is it really just okay to kill your self? The only driving passion which keeps me lit in the darkest of nights right now is just the thought of revenge. The revenge for my mother who was hunted by a king. I. Will. MAke. HIM. SuFFeR.

Beaten, abused, contained and abducted. Blake had already suffered through all that after being transported to another world. A sudden accident turned his... her life upside down as she had to bear her body being transformed by a broken system, much keen to see her becoming a slut. Having been through all of that, what would be her ultimate fate? Salvation? Or Eternal Damnation? ... If you wish to read advanced chapters, you can join my patreon at - patreon.com/ImmortalGod With all due respects to the OG writer 'cissy_eden', this is a Fan-Continuation of the Author's work - 'Transmigration Gone Wrong'. It is by no means intended to disrespect the OG Author or his/her work. Unable to see it ending in hiatus, I chose to continue it in the Author's stead. Read the 'cissy_eden' story first for the previous events information: "Transmigration Gone Wrong - Cissy_eden - WebNovel" https://m.webnovel.com/book/transmigration-gone-wrong_16228978406367505 Have fun everyone!

Alex Smiths, yeah my name is you know (creative) like that but I just got to live with it (for 17 years that is). But one day walking to home after one of my great blunders. I died a death that at the same time i saw and didn't saw coming and got reincarnated as a ... Tree?! of all things why a tree?! An unknown god giving me a blessing? A Intelligent bird? A game like system? Well this is gonna be one hell of a ride So this is the beginning of my story on a world of sword and magic ... as a tree. or trees? Ok that sounded cringe and generic I don't know what me 4 months ago was doing but for people who want to know what to expect then here: Mc would be a little carefree clever smart and stupid at the same time. Mini trees that are parts of him that will help him The bird would be someone he meets early on. I have no plans on making him op early on nor making him super ultra op that he can one shot gods. A world full of monsters Tension on nations is always as high as snoop dogg I have plans on giving him, a tree a skill tree So if any of that gets you interested then please read

WHY, NOT YOU? BY: SALIX.H Like any other ordinary person, Ashar's life was full of ups and downs. Being an ambitious guy, running after name and fame, he didn't realize when he lost the most beautiful moments and affinity of his life. At last, he had everything he wished for before; Name, fame, money, and wealth, but now he did not have an affinity with whom he wanted to share all these things. Despite everything, Ashar was now aggrieved with his life and wanted to end his life. Will Ashar's tale end just like that? Or will there be a ray of hope in his life? LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER. THIS BOOK IS UNEDITED. THIS IS THE FIRST DRAFT. ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED. HELLO READERS, I'm the author, Salix.H , I want to tell you guys that I'm gonna participate with this novel on contest that is "WEBNOVEL SPIRIT AWARD". At first I thought of serialising this novel but then I thought of participating with this novel on contest as it's my new work. So please show your support there. You can find the novel under the same name. I'm gonna release new chapters there. PLEASE SUPPORT ME, and add that novel to your library. ☺️

"I hate you and i wish you were never my sister. you would never understand what misery means because you have such a perfect life". Ayra screamed furiously. Alice told herself not to think about the word "hate" which her sister had used on her ,people said things they didn't mean when they were angry she consoled herself. "You think my life is perfect? well be my guest I wish you my perfect life, I hope you would walk in my perfect shoes ." "Whatever" ayra muttered walking away. "That's what you always do walk away, shy away from confrontations. For crying out loud you are the intelligent one ,mom is always proud of you I mean everyone speaks highly of you .The perfect life you accuse me of you are the one that actually has the fucking perfect life". Ayra turned around and was surprised to see the amount of pain on her sister 's face, for the first time ever Alice wasn't wearing a bored expression but she ignored it, it could be one of her trump trick and said "Christ you are so sick to think that". " Maybe I am ".

Join West Sun as he tries to come to terms with the fact that his salted fish live has ended and must now travel to a new world… as a NPC

The story of a men accompanied by the last survivors of human kind, fighting battles until their last breaths. As time passes, only he remains able to keep swinging his sword. Why keep fighting, if there is nothing more to protect? Why keep struggling, if there is no more hope? But he still chose to swing his fists and slash with his sword, and at the very end...

After playing the game for a whole night, he died suddenly and traveled through time to become a famous villain in the game. At the beginning, he confessed his love to the noble daughter of the Duke, but the Duke wanted to kill him? He thought he only had one enemy, but when Victor came to his senses, he found that everyone around him wanted him dead. The cold Valkyrie boss insisted on taking his head, and the wealthy lady who covered the sky with one hand wanted to bury him alive. Even the wild dogs on the roadside didn't like him! Under this doomed death ending, there are still countless upcoming players, waiting to share his experience! Not wanting to sit and wait for death, he chose another path. "You all want to kill me so much..." "Then I'll believe in the evil god."