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Too Gay for You: Don't Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Popular girl Ari Cho is absolutely charming, leaving Yumi Kim, the school nerd, so gay to function normally. ** FOREWORD: Like any other day, I sat back and watched Ari hold court in the far corner of the school cafeteria. She was surrounded by her usual swarm of admirers, each one trying—and failing—to win her over. One by one, they crumbled under the weight of her gentle rejections, their faces painted with the sting of unrequited affection. Oh, what a marvellous sight to behold. The scene took a dramatic turn when two of the boys started arguing, throwing out accusations about who was making Ari more uncomfortable. The irony was almost too good—they were both so oblivious to the fact that their entire presence was likely making her want to bolt out the door. I took another bite of my sandwich, savouring the free entertainment. Poor Ari, trapped in the middle of a gaggle of hormonal teenagers who genuinely believed their cringe-worthy displays of “manliness” would sweep her off her feet. Pathetic. You might be wondering why I’m not stepping in to rescue Ari from that circus of admirers. Well, let me give you three solid reasons why meddling is a terrible idea for me. First, I’m no Superman—I don’t do heroic deeds. Second, I’m far too comfortable living my drama-free life to jeopardise it now. And third, let’s be real, my body is definitely not built for a catfight. As I happily munched on my sandwich, enjoying the chaos from a safe distance, I made a grave error, I locked eyes with Ari. Oh, crap. Picture this: while the two idiotic boys were still mid-argument, Ari—with a slightly shy smile—started walking towards my direction, her tray of food balanced in her hands. No, no, no. God, please tell me she’s not actually coming to talk to m— “Hi, Yumi!” she said casually, her smile so bright it could power a small city. ** OTHER STORIES: Miss Not So Typical (on going)
talesofheaven · 18.6K Views

Dual Class

What is a city boy to do when he wakes up in a white room with nothing and no one in it? All that greets him is a blue screen flashing with one word. "Welcome" In this story of wise cracks and wide spread murdering, Drake is forced to face old traumas and find his way in the new world of a merged planet forced by the system. He will find enemies and allies aplenty. Even some he would have never expected. His decisions will shape the future of his planet and journey in this new wild landscape that the system has brought. With God and Anime on his side- Oh and some spotty game knowledge- he must forge his own path. But first. He needs to get through this damned tutorial in one piece, and figure out how his damned spell works. New Chapters are posted Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 6 PM EST. -------- Cover Art is done by my wonderful friend Caneera you can find her at https://caneera.carrd.co/ for all types of commissions. This is a story I've decided to write because my endless fantasies of chuunibyou like proportions could not stay in my head any longer. I've just wanted to make a story I can make some cringe jokes in and this is the result. I really do hope people will enjoy it as I really do enjoy writing it, and will keep writing it. If you can catch some of the references I would love to hear it. Love and Peace! Just not in this story. If you would like to read ahead, you can find my patreon at the end of any of the chapters! At patreon com/Arthur_Inverse You can also find the story on scribblehub and RoyalRoad if you wish, it will stay as up-to-date as webnovel. I would like to also mention that, this is essentially unedited work for now. More edited versions are on scribblehub. Discord: https://discord.com/invite/jJw54jd2GX
Arthur_Inverse · 561.4K Views

Marry me Elara (by minutes story)

she can be anything, a daughter, a mother, but not a wife.... _______________ _______________ "marriage is not for me....... I am not the girl who have her parants back, I am not that female who do make up, wear high heels, set her hairs in beautiful shiny flowers rings. I am not the girl who can make you smile Sebastian....." said Elara as she look into his eyes, deep, for the first time, "you need to understand this Sebastian........ you are a prince, who lives in palace with your rich and healthy parants not like me, who's father come home once in a year, who's mother is in wheelchair..... we can't be happy together..... I will only gives you pain." ********* ********* Sebastian look into her eyes, and smiled. the smiled which no one had seen before, the smile which he didn't even show when he graduated from military, the smile which he never made when he was with his parants, the smile which he had forget how to make.... but today, even Elara's words were about the harsh reality, even she was saying something he can never imagine to be true he was smiling, like an idiot. he pull her close and hug her. Elara's eyes widin in the sudden surprising action from him. she had never expected him to do that, but as he burry his face in the crock of her neck, and the way he had cling into her, she realized that he don't care about anything, he don't mind these things it all. for him, he just wants her, and her only. "I am selfish Elara" he whisper, his voice muffled against her soft neck. ********** ********** "I can't live without you....." he finally said, finally those words which he had never imagined will say to anyone. She have changed him, she have changed him so much that the words which he used to feel are cringe is now coming from his own mouth. "I can't live without you..... you have teach me how to live Elara, you have give me the life which I had never imagined will look this peacefull..... I don't want to go back again, I don't want to go back to my cruel, selfless, darkest life again.... I want you, I want my light." ______________________________ ______________________________ he can be anything. A son, a prince, but not an husband...... ************************************* (now author here) this is the simple, romantic, revenge and marriage for benefits type of story, oh god! I am already spling the tea already...... anyways..... so if you are interested on dark romance, and on the type of characters which is the book cover then it's just for you, read it, enjoy it, but I warn you FIRST. *****" ATTENTION WARNING HERE!!! this story have so meny disturbing, and violent chapter ahead so if you want to keep your heart beat steady normal, then stay away from this. WARNING OVER ******** Now, first of all, I am an new author here, especially in this app. and I don't know how to engage more viewers or, make my story more popular among all the author great, artist and authors here. and if I try to do something I always end up seeing book here with 1000+ chapter. no seriously who writes 1000,4444+ chapters, and how they get that much time? don't they have any other stories to make? don't they have family or siblings? why they are making that long stories? I am new here I don't know about it. mine won't go that long but seriously? what are these authors doing here? and I am simple words person, I don't put that much difficult words on my story, which I even can't pronounce. but they....... these authors put words like they are from another world, and that long chapter, I think I will still be reading in my grave after my death if I wants to see the end. I don't know who is reading my book, cuz all I am finding in my data is that the all of your stories views are unknown or rather males. so I don't know what do do. i need an help of authors to know how this app work cuz I am new here. and if you are an author please connect with me so we both can improve in our work.
minutestory · 8.5K Views

Bloodied Soul Bound: Resurrection Of Calamity

His lucid green-blue eyes refused to look away from the alluring sight before, feeling a certain stir in his lower insides as his instincts fully triggered. The air around was tainted with the provocating yet intoxicating scent that filled his sensitive nostrils, watching the bright red liquid slowly sip out of the broken skin on her shoulder. He gulped. Gingerly shifting his gaze to the pair of brown doe orbs, Leviathan immediately noticed the hint of mirth in her eyes. Kamyla grinned, "Are you really so desperate to taste it?" Leviathan didn't respond, struggling to resist the strong temptation of the woman lying underneath him; not to mention her lascivious features protruding from her barely clothed body. His fingers dug deeper into the sheet on both sides of her head. He grinned, "How cheap do you think I am?" "Then do it", her eyes glittered with mischief. "Taste it". Leviathan clenched his jaws, preventing his eyes from wandering back to her corrupting blood. Kamyla then let out a chuckle, raising her hand to cover her bleeding injury. His eyes slitted. "Levi..." The severally disapproved nickname rolled off her tongue, causing him to cringe in annoyance. "If you really want my blood so badly..." She slowly wiped the blood on her thumb, bringing it to her lips to lick it off. Leviathan bit his lower lip. "Then you'll have to earn it". • • • In the year 1503, One of the most powerful Empires in central west Africa, the Sah' Jangi Empire, began to experience strange unexplainable disappearances of their citizens in various kingdoms. To solve the mystery affecting their society, the Royal family alongside the chief priest, decided to summon an ancient demigod to come to their aid — only to accidentally summon a foreign demon god — one with strange pale skin colour different from theirs, but possessed with unimaginable powers enough to help them in their plight. But unknown to them, the arrival of the odd-looking demon prince brings nothing but calamity as dark secrets and lies buried deep in their empire history are brought into the light; causing great changes to all the lands and its people. Especially after he crossing paths with the strongest female warrior of the capital. Kamyla Odjafah. Tags: BWWM. Son of hell. African mythology. Black female lead. War. devilson. African historical fiction. Demons. African fantasy fiction. Ghouls. Witches. Giants. Spirits. Power Couple.
DestinyNdi · 41.8K Views

The Great Spaghetti Incident [GSTRDB]

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.
Screen_Gaming · 1K Views

The Journey of a Glorious King(myanmar subtitle)

အရင်ဆုံး ဒီ novel က ကျတော်ရေးချင်သလိုရေးထားတာဖြစ်ပါတယ် စကားလုံးအသုံးနှုန်းများဟာလဲ Author တစ်ယောက်လိုမျိုး တူချင်မှတူပါလိမ့်မယ် review : အရင်က နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါးအဖြစ် တည်ရှိခဲ့တဲ့ Glorious King Ehivia ဆိုတဲ့ နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါး, နတ်ဘုရားအဖြစ်နှစ်ပေါင်း မရီတွက်နိုင်အောင် တည်ရှိပီးနောက်မာ နောက်တစ်ခါ လူအဖြစ် မွေးဖွားဖို့ဆုံးဖြတ်လိုက်ပါတယ် လူအဖြစ်မွေးဖွားလာရာမာ အခြားသက်ရှိတွေလို မှော်, ချီစွမ်း‌အား, Energy, တစ်ခုမှမသုံးသော ကြောင့် အခြားသူတွေရဲ့ အထင်သေးခံရပါတယ် ဒါပေမယ့် သူဟာ အရင်က နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါးဖြစ်ခဲ့တာကြောင့် ထိုအသိဉာဏ်နဲ့ (ကောင်းချီး) "Blessings" ‌နဲ့ "Devine protection" တွေရရှိထားတာကိုတော့ မသိကြပါဘူး နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါး နတ်သက်ချွတ်ပြီး လူအဖြစ် ဘယ်လိုမျိုးရှင်သန်သွားမလဲဆိုတာဖတ်ရမာပါ Author : @kaizn_kaze : lazy baka writing by device - 2024, Nov 30, Tecno Spark 20 C (alert : haven't wrote novels before) (alert² : There would be no Arts- not sure)
Kaizn_kaze · 1K Views

Love You The Way You Smile

"Pardon, ken ik u?" - Harris Rynold "I just love you the way you smile." - Airish Humaira Mengisahkan tentang seorang gadis muda polos yang bernama Nur Airish Humaira mahu mencari apa erti kehidupan padanya. Airish ingin mengharungi liku-liku kehidupan demi mencari cinta sejatinya. Namun dia memiliki personaliti Introvert, iaitu seorang yang pendiam menyebabkan dia sulit mencari kawan apatah lagi teman istimewa. Tetapi, adakah benar lelaki sejati wujud? Adakah benar-benar ada lelaki yang akan mencintainya seadanya? Tengku Harris Rynold, seorang jejaka tampan kacukan Belanda, pulang ke Malaysia selepas sekian lama berada di Amsterdam. Harris bertemu dengan Airish secara tidak sengaja di lapangan terbang dan terjadi suatu insiden yang memalukan di antara mereka. Airish terus berusaha melarikan diri daripadanya. Disangkakan panas sampai ke petang, rupanya hujan di tengahari. Takdir mempertemukan mereka lagi dalam keadaan tidak diduga, namun entah mengapa semakin Airish mengelak, semakin Harris mendekat. "You have to marry me, but this is the contracted marriage only." - Harris Rynold Disebalik sikap dingin Harris, terselit sifat prihatin yang mendalam terhadap Airish namun dia tidak menyedarinya. "Sebab aku dah jatuh cinta dekat kau, baka!" - Airish Humaira "Airish, verlaat mij niet..." - Harris Rynold Namun, adakah kebahagiaan menjadi milik mereka? Pelbagai cabaran dan halangan terus menanti mereka. Mengapa Airish berasa seolah dia seperti seorang 'Cinderella' yang dicari oleh sang putera untuk memulangkan kembali kasutnya? Apakah Airish berjaya menemui cinta sejatinya? Temui jawapan kamu dalam bacalah novel ini :)
Shining_Sky · 1.9K Views

Malevolence: Inheriting Cosmic power

Evil MC, Psychological, Vile and Gore Content BEWARE: In 2000, Earth was Hit by a Cosmic Ray of unknown origin, This Ray had a drastic effect on the earth as The Cosmic Energy was trapped inside special Rocks throughout the world These Rocks known as Cosmic Krystal's were harvest upon knowledge of their capabilities to grant one a unique Superpower Temporarily From that Day on for the past 30 years Humanity was ushered into an Era of the unprecedented clash between Good and Evil, heros and Villian With the Dynamic of Society shifting and evolving to New Rules thay thrived: The strong are to be feared and obeyed While the population dwindled under strife and chaos, those with knowledge of greater power searched of the Cosmic Divergence Spheres 7 Spheres that held Godlike powers Governing the Cosmos in each Domain of the Mind, Reality, Soul, Power, Space, Time, Energy.... Kaelen is one such individual in this turmoil striving for the essential which is power.The power to Rule the Cosmos like his Playground That is the way of the Malevolence....The ways the Embodiment of EVIL BORN INTO REALITY. HI EVERYONE, If the Synopsis hasn't gotten you hooked or intrigued yet I personally suggest you still try out at least 30 chapters of the Novel before Deciding, You will come to realize this Novel is one those novels you search for all night on Web Novel but never Find #No Power sharing #No Fluff #No poison #No childish Mc in front of Females of any kind #No low IQ childish MC #No cringe actions #Super intelligent, Realistic side characters with brains etc
ANTI_God · 7.8K Views

Transmigrated to the Chuuni World

[WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT] In the lore of the popular full-dive VRMMORPG game for the hopeless romantic called "Cosmic Nomenclatures," the Goddess of Identity became so bored and decided to expel Her divinity throughout the world, whereas the awakened ones were granted extraordinary powers through the variety of manifestations of absurd-sounding [Title] that any chuunibyo would certainly love. The Darkness Shall Consume Thyself, BUWAH HAH HAH! The Dragon God Shall Descend In Me, RAWR! BEHOLD, I Shall Conquer my Ex's Heart! Ryder, a shut-in gamer with social anxiety constantly played this game of insanity until he's knocked out cold. However, on one fateful day, upon opening his drowsy eyes, Ryder eventually realized that he had transmigrated within the same game world. What's more, he received a Divine [Title] that's more like an eternal curse rather than a divine blessing. [Come to Daddy, Chupapi!] Its effect? Randomly attracts WOMEN! *** 500 POWER STONES = 1 Bonus Chapter. 99 Golden Tickets = 2 Bonus Chapters. BIG GIFTS = 3 Bonus Chapters. Take note that these bonus chapters will be gradually published on the next week. *** Author's Note: I added the R+18 tag because of the likely explicit content, but I'm more concerned about my readers feeling cringe to the point that you'd want to pull your hair. Kidding aside, it will be my reins just in case I thought of something truly, truly explicit! So brace your soul. ;) † NO CURSE OF NTR! † YES HAREM, maybe. Shh! † Vulgar Words † Warning: CRINGE LEVEL: 999!
TheFifthWall · 46.8K Views

The Countess and the Beast

[MATURE CONTENT] Uncle Heath gave me a look that said that he knows what I'm doing and that he finds me petty and a scheming sly fox. He suggested countless times that I changed my codename from The Countess to Fox or Nine-tailed Fox, because he says it suits me better, or a Serpent, but I don't care. I am literally a Countess after all. He sighed. "Okay, Countess, you won. But if you get yourself killed on this, the same way your parents and their friends later on did, don't come back to haunt me as a ghost. I've been trying to protect you, as I promised I would as your Godfather, but you are a stubborn lil thing who kept insisting on this. You're 27 now, you better not die younger than you mom did." "Wait," Harriet gasped, "the mission you want," "It's the one my parents were working on when they died. Probably the reason why they died and related to their killers," sigh. "It's what kept me working all of those years, the hope on getting my hands on this mission, and uncover what actually happened in July 9th of 1999." I hate number 9, it signifies unluck to me, while 7 is my lucky number. Call me superstitious if you want, I feel like it's an actual thing. "All the documents on their death are here, it's kept secret together with the archived mission they were working in." "Ah, Selene," she said softly, coming closer, full of compassion but not touching me, as her hands are dirty with uncle Heath's cock. Ew, ew. "It's okay, it's been 24 years now," sigh. "Which makes me want to solve it even more," then I turned my eyes to uncle Heath, who was now up, standing at 1.97m, opening his safe that's hidden behind the big painting of a scenery found in Sicily, Italy, which Harriet painted. Picking a thick file in a leather case, he held it under his left arms and locked the safe again, covering it with the painting. I broke into it once, but I was unable to crack the code of the safe. I always knew he hid this file in there, "Be careful, for the love of God, Selene." "I will, I promise!" Narrowing his eyes, he raised his right pinky finger and I cringed in disgust. "Wash your hands first, ew." Rolling his eyes, we quickly went to the bathroom at the back of his office and then came back, hands clean, file still under his arm. "There you go, now, pinky it up, I know better than believe your shallow spoken words by now, I know how scheming you are." Grinning like a wolf who had been caught in sheep's clothing, I raised my pinky finger and intertwined with his. "I promise I'll be careful." Sigh, "I can't believe I'm giving you this. The last two times I gave these damned files to someone, they died. You batter change that statistics to 2:1 instead of 3:0, Selene. Do you understand me?" I grabbed the files, but he kept his hold on it, "I understand," with all my strength, I tried tugging it to me and out of his grip, and after a lil struggle, he let go.
LoserOrLover · 14K Views

Forever Remember: A Vampire's possession.

[Warning: mature content] She is his salvation. An integral part of his plot to escape fate. And she is half-breed, an abomination to his kind. A sin he was not supposed to commit to. King Belial, third King of the kingdom of Cerian Isle endures the curse of his parents mistakes. He is cursed with an uncontrollable demon that is bound to awaken upon the appointed time to wipe out his entire race.But like all spells and curses, there was always a loophole to. And he found his- The blood of a half-breed Kissed by the darkness. After centuries of endless sorrow, sleepless nights And hopeless search, he found her the cure to her curse. A drop of her blood, his drive, his addiction. Meryl Claire Aldaine Has spent all her life color in between the lines. Being the perfect daughter of two renowned and high class college professors at Glee Point’s only college; a town Somewhere in the Middle East of the globe. She lives her normal live and ambitious dreams like any adult her age would.But her life as she knows it takes a huge turn when she is abducted by a bunch of mysterious men on a fated night. She finds herself in a cringe worthy world different from the world she knows. A world that redefines her perspective of everything she has ever known a world where her life becomes a twisted mystery and the skin of her true self begins to peel out. Lost in the chaos of trying to make sense of the happenings in her life, she is ushered into her self discovery path that offers no way back. A truth about her true identity and what she really is; a half breed, who will be the salvation of the entire vampire race. Truth about herself that might change her life forever. A truth that releases a darkness no one ever anticipated. Maximus has devoted her entire life to finding a cure to his brother’s curse. It was the only thing he ever knew and ever recognized until he met her. His brother’s antidote. A promissory That was not his to keep. They met at the wrong circumstances and their relationship started on the wrong footage. But they are found in the center of a love triangle. An adversary that is bound to destroy them all.
MercieObeng · 13.2K Views
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