Asuka Slaps Shinji

After Liu Fengying, a girl from modern times, had regained her memories from her previous life, in which she had been a powerful cultivator who had participated in thousands of battles, she began to walk once again on the path to immortality. In her journey, she will succeed in attaining wealth and influence, getting revenge against those who wronged her, and winning the love of some beautiful women. What you can expect: many face-slapping moments, all the cliches from Eastern novels What you shouldn't expect: too much logic *This novel will receive updates 1-2 times a week (depending on how popular the story will be) *The cover is AI generated via WOMBO Dream

I WAS ABOUT TO MASTER THE YELLOW SWORD---BECOME UNSTOPPABLE—AND THEN BOOM! A WHITE JADE BEAUTY AND MY TRUSTED SECT DISCIPLE BETRAYED ME. NEXT THING I KNOW, I’M DEAD. But guess what? I’m back. Once, I was the Supreme Lord of the Four Realms, feared by gods, demons, and arrogant sect elders alike. At the peak of my power, I was betrayed and struck down by those I trusted the most. Now, I’ve been reincarnated into the weak, bullied body of some no-name disciple. My divine abilities? Gone. My legendary cultivation? Reset to zero. My patience? Nonexistent. But that’s fine. If I have to start over, I might as well have some fun. Sect elders looking down on me? Slap! Arrogant young masters trying to bully me? Slap! That treacherous white jade beauty? Oh, she’s getting more than a slap. I’ve got ancient wisdom, unmatched skills, and a lifetime of grudges to settle. The path to power begins again—and this time, I’m taking no prisoners.

When you live a quiet and enjoyable life, you find that life throws its dick at you to mock you. Bai Feng is just a Chinese college student obsessed with reading novels and playing video games. He moved to the United States as an exchange student. In reality, Bai Feng's life was very quiet and beautiful, and his family was wonderfully kind. However, he parted ways with them after moving to the United States. At that time, Bai Feng promised to return to them after graduation. But one day, after reading the novel "The Harem Collector," that night, after a deep sleep, Bai Feng found himself reincarnated in this fantasy world as the eldest brother of this sect. Previously, Bai Feng had accepted a normal life in this sect and married a normal wife. But he remembered that he was the villain in this novel, a dog-licking character who received slaps and blows. But Bai Feng found something that helped him return to Earth and save his life. That is, the system. On the condition that he kills all the heroines in this world, in addition to the will of Heaven assisting the hero of this novel. After Bai Feng did what the system ordered, he was surprised by a very dangerous secret that caused him to go back in time. "Now I will find that thing and return to my world. Wait for me, my family. I am coming." But Bai Feng was surprised to find the heroines running after him like crazy, demanding his help. "What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? I won't kill you?" Bai Feng asked. "No, you want to kill us," the heroines replied. Will Bai Feng be able to return to his world and live with his family, or will he remain in this strange world with the crazy heroines? This novel is adapted from several novels: harem, psychological, slightly crazy hero, crazy heroines, puzzle, reincarnation, and the system. Note: The novel is translated into my first language and I am the writer of this novel. If there are any mistakes in the translation, please inform us. Thank you.

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | HAREM | R18 | COMEDY | ACTION | FILTHY [Ding!] [You have unlocked the strongest Harem System!] Mikey Dickson, an 18-year-old webnovel addict, stumbles upon a hidden feature—one that lets him enter the novels he reads. But Mikey isn’t just any reader… he’s the biggest pervert imaginable! When given the chance to choose his adventure, does he pick epic battles or grand quests? Hell no! He chooses MILFs. [Mission Processing…] [Mission Confirmed!] [Satisfy these MILFs and capture their soul cores to grow stronger!] 'Oh my freaking god! I got a real system—just like in those novels! This can't be real!' But reality slaps Mikey hard when he accidentally enters a novel way beyond his capabilities. Now, it’s not just about satisfaction—it’s about survival. If he fails, the consequences are far worse than he ever imagined. Can Mikey conquer his world by reaching the peak of the social class, claim his rewards, and live the ultimate fantasy? Or will he get more than he bargained for? Join him on this wild, steamy, and action-packed journey! [Bonus chapters alert! Bonus chapters will be released at 20,50,100,300,1000 and 2000 powerstones. 3 to 5 Bonus chapters will be released for super gift donations!] Additionally tags: Sex| MILF | Anal | BDSM | Threesome | Mystery | Academy | Gang wars | Urban There will be SMUT, HAREM, MYSTERY, DEATH and intense story building. Feel free to ask your questions about the book in the review or comment section. Add this book to your collection and donate your power stones! Please leave a review of your thoughts of the book. Please take a chance on the book and read a few chapters atleast. Thanks again. See you in the comments!

When sassy, street-smart Amber from Chicago's roughest neighborhood finds herself transmigrated into Song Yanyan's curvy form, she's in for a rude awakening. Trapped in the gilded cage of Wuhan's snobby elite society, Amber must quickly adapt her gangster wit and tough spirit to this new, foreign world. However, Amber is no wilting flower. With her brave hood mentality and sharp tongue, she turns Master Wu's mission upside down. As she unravels the dark secrets behind her new identity, Amber goes toe-to-toe with the arrogant young master, their flames of rivalry soon sparking an unexpected passion. In this world of decadence and deceit, Amber must fight to replace Song Yanyan's meek persona with her bold, unapologetic flair. From intense clashes to wild romantic entanglements, she'll deliver scorching face-slaps to any who dare underestimate the transmigrated hood princess. Brimming with drama, action, laughter, and jaw-dropping revelations, one thing is certain - Master Wu's wife is no shrinking violet. Can this fish-out-of-water hood princess rise as the elite world's feistiest new queen?

The GAME that ruled the world. Is the grass always greener on the other side? Let me broaden your horizon. _________________________________ Not your typical vmmorpg, no system, no smut, no harem, no villain monologuing and no face slapping (well maybe one or two lol). It will start off as very slow and picks up later on. I do apologize in advance as it might not cater to all the readers but this is something different. This is something special. Kindly comment accordingly so adjustments could be made. Please support my first novel. Any form of support is much appreciated. Thank you in advance and let our journey begin!

When life gives you a chance, you take it. That’s what Roman always believed. But life didn’t give him much of a choice—he was suddenly transmigrated into another universe, fusing with an unknown person who, strangely enough, was also named Roman. Now, he finds himself in a futuristic world where space travel is possible, and scientists have even created a path to the Origin World—a place shrouded in mystery and power. SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top Rankers? I’ll crush them all! Arrogant Villains? Slap them into oblivion! My little sister getting bullied? Erase the entire school! To me, the whole world is just a battlefield—and everyone is just experience points waiting to be collected!

Pak! My hand stings at the affect of the slap making me feel how real this is. My brother was blasting the music too loudly in the house. I guess he didn't hear it. And I guess he wouldn't care even if he did. But I felt it resonate in my room. I stare at his face. I don't know what other people would react like when your best friend kisses you out of the blue. But mine was that and the slap was instinctive. I see his expression which showed that he was expecting this from me. He was half apologetic is what I felt. He looks up at me holding his cheek which I just slapped and I thought he was handsome at that moment, out of the 15 years we've known each other. Weird but I couldn't help it. I gulp and he takes a step forward and I move back as a reflex. I don't know if it was a right decision when I came out to him and now I can't go back anyway. But will I regret it, is the question. He keeps advancing as I move back until my back hits the wall. He looks at me dead in the eyes. Aravind comes out to his best friend from childhood, Devanand, only to suddenly finding out that Devanand was also confused about his feelings. Read it to find out if they will find a middle ground and the clarity they want. Disclaimer from Aravind : Do not let your best friend flirt with you ! It is not good for your heart ! I wrote something with my own background this time. Hope you guys will enjoy it just as much.

Charlotte Dawson, 27, filed a divorce against her cheating and abusive husband after enduring the failing marriage for five years. “You think you can just walk away? After I marked you? You’re mine forever, Charlotte!” exclaimed Julian. “You are just my fake mate, Julian.” She had to run away from her lunatic ex-husband, and the only way to do that was to get marked by an Alpha. It never crossed in Charlotte’s mind that she would come to an Alpha who rejected her—Damon Sullivan, 38, who happened to be her ex-husband’s billionaire uncle. “You want me to renew our bond? That’s not an issue.” Damon warned her, “But once I mark you, I’ll never let you run away.” But why would Charlotte run away when the alpha spoiled her to death? Helping her get her fame again? Check. Giving her limitless money?! Check. Slapping her ex-husband? Check Satisfying her in bed? Triple check!!! —— This is a fated/rejected mates urban fantasy novel.

*Fast paced fast slapping modern novel* Jiang AiLin, known as Miss Fox. Why was she called as Miss Fox? It's because she had killed someone while pretending to be the only daughter of the famous Jiang Family. It turns out, from a young age she was pretending to be the daughter of Jiang Family. When her identity was revealed, instead of apologizing she burned the whole house of the Jiang Family, causing for someone to be killed inside the fire! Heinous! Heinous! Everyone in Beijing had at least heard of this story once, especially the socialites who look down on her for being a Foxy woman whose true self was merely filled with hatred. But that woman had walked out of the prison after serving for six years. And... And she had caught the best bachelor as her lover! The eldest son of the Li Family, Li ZiChen. But she didn't come alone. She had came back with a revenge plan, to pay blood with blood. Yet why does this man knowing the people she had killed still agree to love her?!

Lily marries Das who belong to criminal zone. To satisfy his mother-in-law's request of earning high salary, Das went to a job interview where a rich young lady requires a personal guard. But the story took a turn as the lady selected him and offered him a chance to practice magic by donating Infinity elixir. Get into the story to know how Das turned into master of elixirs and saved the rich heir who is also a woman and how rich heir's sister fell in love with Das. Promises: No NTR, Harem of 4-5 initially. But after entering the high planes, the number even I can't control. *I guarantee you, good face-slapping parts and stealing heroines from rich young masters. Discord Channel Link: https://discord.gg/nMYbb23h

The esteemed Shen Yan has been reborn, but with confused memories. She finds herself as a widely disliked female celebrity in a popular novel, where everyone blindly follows the protagonist's questionable beliefs. Even the original Shen Yan ends up in prison for the protagonist, sacrificing her life for the so-called love story. Shen Yan: ......I'm certain this is a case of foolish love-brain without a doubt. It is well known in the capital's social circle that Shen Yan lost her prestigious family status over a man. Shen Yan: ......I've never seen such a foolish person. --- To secure her own livelihood, Shen Yan snatches the protagonist's popularity on a live variety show, topping the trending search list. Protagonist: ??? Haters relentlessly attack Shen Yan's education. Shen Yan turns around and slaps them with her academician certificate from a research institute. Haters: ...... The haters persist, targeting Shen Yan's family background. Once Shen Yan's family history is exposed, she dominates the hot search list! The protagonist couple flaunts their love, but Shen Yan, with her expressionless husband in tow, takes a stroll and effortlessly captures the top spot again. Protagonist couple: ?!! --- The public is waiting for Shen Yan to be abandoned by the powerful figures of the capital. Shen Yan contemplates her husband, who begs for hugs every night—the same husband rumored to be emotionless. The rumors say Mr. Qi has neglected his young wife for 30 days. In a discreet corner, Mr. Qi complains that the busy Shen Yan has neglected him for 30 days, and only cuddles can heal him. Later on, everyone is stunned by Mr. Qi's extravagant displays of marital love, leaving them burnt on the outside yet tender inside. --- PS: Not a novel transmigration, not a system story. [1V1, light-hearted, a doting romance, power couple] Soul terminal illness female lead VS expressionless misunderstood male lead

“I... I was wrong...” “Are you still telling people you're single?” The noble and cool man was carrying the girl, who deliberately put on heavy makeup, home with one hand. “No, no, please spare me, Mr. Chairman...” sobbing in a completely undignified manner. Another slap landed, “Call me what?” The girl tearfully pleaded: “It's husband, my husband, please spare me, I won't dare again...” As everyone knows, the chairman of the world's leading conglomerate has no hobbies beyond work, except for pampering his wife, pampering his wife, going home to pamper his wife! And after being reborn, Su Ge’s favorite hobbies, besides showing off their relationship in various ways every day, are to punish villains, punish villains, and punish villains together with her husband! [Rebirth + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Story]

An Hao leaped, thinking she had died, but to her surprise, when she opened her eyes, she found herself back in the year 1985. To live a second life, did she have to endure the abuse of her stepmother and stepsister again, the dislike of her mother-in-law and disdain from her sister-in-law, and the betrayal of her best friend who bravely became the other woman just to slap her in the face and climb the social ladder? Was she supposed to end her miserable life in poverty again? An Hao's answer was, "Eat! Shit! No!" She was determined to make something of herself, to get rich by capitalizing on her knowledge and aim for a well-off life. This time around, she was going to be the protective big sister who reformed her worthless little brother who had died a wretched death, and the virtuous wife to make up for her past neglect of her husband! She wouldn't let this life go to waste in despair! A malicious best friend? Coveting her man? Not a chance! Go hang out wherever it's cool! Cough cough, how did she not realize in her past life that this "Stoic King of Hell" was so indecent. Decent? You've had your fill of decency during the day.

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

Killed On The Roof Top On Her Wedding Day By Her Just-Wedded-husband,Jasmine Trevor begged for a second chance at life. As If The Universe Heard Her Plea,Jasmine Trevor Was Reborn To Two Days Before Her Wedding With Jack Raven. This Life,She Vowed To Change Her Fate While Face Slapping Jack And Get A Sweet Revenge. What Would Be The Perfect Face-Slapping Than Getting Married To His Rival?? Jasmine Went Ahead With The Wedding,on the aisle,she took everyone by surprise by introducing a new groom while she had security men throw Jack Out Of The Hall. A Villian Was Made. Getting Married To The Infamous Billionaire Monster Who Was Tagged As The Killer Of His Parents,Jasmine Was In For A Ride She Never Bargained For. Jasmine’s Taste For Revenge Made Her Get Entangled With The Sadistic Billionaire Who Has A Very Dark Past,One That Might Cloud Her….Thrust Into His Endless Abyss Through A Contract Marriage, Jasmine Was Stuck With Kingsley Elm—-Who Saw Her As His Possession. An Asset And His Obsession. “Be Tame,Little Vengeful Wife. You’re Mine Now.”

A ten-year-old boy living as a beggar was found by an old man, a great cultivator, who was impressed by his physique. The Body of the Honorable Cauldron... That can refine everything. With this kind of body, little Wei Yichuan is a true monster! At the age of twelve, he broke through three main realms and saw his master ascend to the Immortal Sky. Left alone, he still didn’t leave, but stayed to absorb the entire celestial milk pool. Five years later, the refinement was complete, and his cultivation reached the Martial Emperor Realm. At that moment, he realized it was a good time to leave. From then on, a grand life began... .......... R18 work, but the chapters will take time... No racism, and no slaps in the face like in Chinese novels. Will there be action? Yes... The MC’s world is not so simple. "Pokémon" women? No... All the female characters will have screen time and won’t be useless. Is every woman a female character? No... I don’t like that, and it’s even annoying to my taste. Yuri? No. NTR? No. Add to your collection if you can. And when the stone voting starts, if you like it, vote. I accept criticism; all opinions are welcome, but all I ask for is civility! No swearing! Everything else is allowed! I love you all...

"Have the President fall in love with you or die." The last thing Ariel expected after a weekend of binge reading was to be transmigrated into the same novel as the evil secretary who was bound to be eliminated. "It's okay, I can just disappear from the main story line and live a peaceful life." However her hopes were shattered when a system barged into her mind and pushed her to fulfil the dead secretary wishes. The top one, capture the male lead. As she saw the formidable man sitting in his office chair with leisure, the full time student Ariel who never had an experience wirh boys thought with dismay. 'This is going to be a difficult task.' However, it was this or death So she plunged into the journey of seducing the male lead, unaware that once she gained his attention no one would be able to save her from his clutches. ..... Transmigration. System. Multiple Love Interests with a focus on the alpha lead. Possessive, alpha Male Lead and lots of face slapping. Fast-paced.

Oh welcome this is a same old story, There was a loser guy, who get betryaed by everyone in his life in one god damn night for some reason. I mean what can be odds for that to happen, right? Anyway as one can guess it's brain dead plot, logic being urban legend, while grammer is murdered left and right. Still in such world, that loser would get some op power because of course he do and then start face slapping hugging all kinds of beauty's, well you know the drill. So such loser protagonist is "Shut up you dumb voice, You arw loser, Your whole family is loser, Just do what you are told to do like a slave, Don't add extra stuff." As you can see it would be not so cliché, but cliché novel.

A country bumpkin from the mountains who not only knows Taoist Techniques, understands martial arts, but also can cure diseases and save lives. "My life's creed is to exclusively smack those who act pretentious, slap Ye Liangchen with my palm, and trample Long Aotian underfoot."

A novel bout a young boy from a struggling family and his rise to football stardom entailing all his struggles, drama, difficulties and choices through the help of a system. P.S: no face slapping or cliche OP Ness. Authors note: thank you so much guys for joining the club, it's my first novel and English is my second language. So please bear with the errors and give me feedbacks to improve the novel, thanks a lot guys for the support. The first few chapters may have some minor grammatical errors and might be short (nothing big) like I said above ☝️. I've been trying to fix as many errors as possible but there might be a few ( I'm a human being). I post one chapter daily # support ********** This novel is a work of fiction. While it references real organizations, locations, and events, the characters, storylines, and specific depictions are created by the author. The names, characteristics, and actions of individuals within the story are purely fictional and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental. This work is not endorsed by, nor affiliated with, any football club, league, or organization. All references to real teams, events, or organizations are used for fictional purposes, and the portrayals within this book do not reflect real-world actions, views, or affiliations.

Xiao Zixian transmigrated to the world of cultivation and became a member of the Xiao family in Mistwood City. Although his talent was mediocre, he was treated well by his family members for years. Just when he thought everything would go as it always had, he found out that his clan brother, Xiao Chen, was actually the protagonist. "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully the poor youth!" Xiao Chen said with a condescending attitude, his voice full of anger and unyielding determination. "Pah..." "Can you stop this crap?" But unfortunately, Xiao Zixian soon realized that Xiao Chen was actually the tragic, sacrificial hero he had read about in those brain-dead novels, and his family was the first sacrificial target. 'Stupid piece of sh*t, so what if you’re the protagonist? I’ll slap you to oblivion if you want to sacrifice us.' Zixian had never been this angry in his two lives. Fortunately, his system came to his rescue in time. [Your solid slap to the budding Protagonist was delightful.] [Congratulations! You gained 100 Antagonist Points.] [Congratulations! The conditions for activation of the system have been met. Using the available points for initiation.] [System Initialization complete!] [Welcome to the Antagonist System! This system is dedicated to making you the strongest Antagonist in this universe.]

Kai was reincarnated into the novel that Kai read yesterday As a protagonist who got NTR by his harem. Even the last chapter is NTR end and no happy ending! But kai won't let shit like that get in his way! He will do anything to get stronger just to slap the face of the author who brought him here! *No NTR, no R-18 *** https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-rising-of-protagonist-from-ntr-novel_32295464900746305

Xuan Qing discovered a cultivation game on his phone that couldn't be uninstalled. When he clicked on it out of curiosity, he was astonished to find that the treasures and cultivation of characters in the game could be brought back to the real world. PS: The male lead is the only extraordinary person on Earth, without brainless show-off and face-slapping plots.

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from the web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

What is the fastest thing in the universe? Light Neutrinos Gravitational Waves The relationship progression in an NTR manga Nice try, but they’re all wrong. The fastest thing in the universe is the time it takes for me to level up before face-slapping an arrogant young master in front of his hoes. After my girlfriend broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary, I think the heavens finally took pity on me and granted me the "FASTEST LEVELING-UP SYSTEM." F*** school. The education system’s a scam anyway. I’m ditching it all to become a full time hunter. I’m pursuing those dungeon MILFs—call me MILF Hunter 1964. SSS-ranked hunters, Great Grandmaster Martial Artists, Heaven-Defying Realm Cultivators... I flex on them all. In this world, a man exists for one purpose: to flex—flex on the enemy, flex on the Ladys, and most importantly, flex on oneself. - Sun Tuz

Alexander, a Knight from the past who dies in a fight, travels to our time to meet his past friend Helena, a Sorceress, but she reborn as a different girl called Asuka. Now together have to face the dangers to save the world from monsters, enemies and the Dark Knights.

( No rape, *apart from the memory of the Fl*. This novel contains alot of sex scenes, so its restricted for people under 18+.) Raymond Christio is a sex freak. He fucks anything in a skirt and has no regard for women. To him, they are mere playthings, disposable conquests meant to serve his pleasure before he moves on to the next. Money, power, and his undeniable charm have always ensured that no woman dares to reject him. No one has ever slapped him, no one has ever said no—until her. Rosia Angelis. A woman who lives by her own rules. A prostitute by profession, but not by choice. Life pushed her into the darkness, but she carved her own place within it. While others might look down on her, she wears her title with pride. No one knows the pain she has endured, the sacrifices she has made, or the battles she fights every single day. And no man, not even the arrogant, insufferable Raymond Christio, has the right to judge her. Their paths cross one fateful night when Raymond, confident as ever, approaches her, expecting the usual submission he gets from women. But Rosia isn’t like the others. When he tries to claim her as if she is just another prize, she does the unthinkable—she slaps him across the face and walks away. For the first time in his life, Raymond is left stunned, humiliated, and burning with a new kind of desire—one that has nothing to do with lust and everything to do with obsession. No woman has ever defied him, and now, all he can think about is breaking Rosia, making her submit, forcing her into his world. But Rosia isn't someone to be tamed. She has fought against monsters all her life, and she refuses to let Raymond be another. What happens when two worlds built on dominance and survival collide? A game of power, passion, and destruction begins—where the victor may end up losing the most.

Note to Readers: Please bear with me until Chapter 11—trust me, the real chaos (and hilarity) is just about to begin! Synopsis: When I woke up inside Eternal Dominion Online, I expected overpowered skills, legendary loot, and maybe even a harem. Instead, I got a talking System with an attitude problem and a stick as my starting weapon. Meet S.A.S. (Sarcastic Assistance System)—a passive-aggressive, trash-talking AI that’s supposed to help me level up. Except it spends more time roasting my life choices than giving useful advice. Every time I try to act like a hero, it hits me with "Wow, that was embarrassing." Now, I have to navigate this game world, fight monsters, and somehow survive despite my own System constantly bullying me. But with ridiculous side quests like "Slap the King" (no reward, just for fun) and NPCs who actively doubt my existence, even reaching Level 10 might be impossible. Can I rise to power, defeat the Demon Lord, and finally earn my System’s respect? …Probably not. But at least I’ll die laughing.