Family Guy Lois Throws Up

A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

``` Tout a commencé par un baiser volé lors de leur première rencontre. [Attention : Contenu mature *PAS de viol et PAS de gros malentendus !] Statut : TERMINÉ ****** « Mademoiselle Lana Huang… Attendez-vous à recevoir une notification de harcèlement à votre porte très bientôt… » C'est ce que Lana a obtenu pour avoir embrassé un inconnu pour se sauver d'un mariage arrangé indésirable. « Pour autant que je me souvienne, vous m'avez embrassé avec fougue et avez même dominé tout le baiser. Vous avez clairement apprécié votre moment avec moi, alors s'il vous plaît, ne faites pas semblant que j'ai abusé de vous ! Et je vous ai dit, je suis prêt à vous dédommager ! » « Et comment comptez-vous faire ça, hein ? » Liam s'approcha, essayant d'intimider la femme fière qui ne clignait même pas des yeux sous sa pression suffocante. Lana fit quelques pas en arrière, leva la main et grogna, « Arrête-toi là Avocat Sy si tu ne veux pas goûter à la douleur d'un coup de pied dans les couilles après avoir été embrassé ! » ***** Rencontrez Lana Huang, une femme fière qui a gravi les échelons du succès dans sa carrière. Une avocate et une femme audacieuse, d'une beauté exceptionnelle qui fait rêver et saliver les hommes. L'amour était la dernière chose à l'ordre du jour car elle détestait les hommes… Mais le destin a voulu lui jouer un tour car elle a accidentellement embrassé Liam Sy, un homme riche, puissant et arrogant. Avocat de profession, la gloire et le succès le suivaient partout où il allait. Un avocat féroce qui gagnait chaque affaire sur laquelle il mettait la main. La fierté coulait dans ses veines et l'amour n'était pas à son ordre du jour car c'était un misogyne... Que se passerait-il quand ces deux... beaux et belles, fiers et têtus, misogynes et misandrines... se rencontrent et s'impliquent dans un mariage ? Bienvenue dans un tourbillon de romance entre ces deux-là - un manège émotionnel d'amour quand il se mélangeait avec la fierté, la jalousie, l'entêtement et la haine... Des gifles ? Pourquoi pas ! Vous allez sûrement aimer suivre leur parcours où tous les deux ont pris le risque de tomber amoureux… Un voyage de la haine se transformant en amour... ================ Note de l'auteur: J'espère que vous apprécierez la lecture de ce roman ORIGINAL de moi. Ceci est absolument une fin heureuse. Merci beaucoup d'avance pour votre soutien. Avec beaucoup d'amour, EUSTOMA_reyna Autres Livres : Le PDG qui me déteste (terminé) Le Général qui me déteste (terminé) Le Docteur qui m'aime (terminé) Ne m'embrasse pas (en cours d'écriture) The Untamed: Jeu des Cœurs The Crown's Entrapment Contactez-moi à : Lien Discord : https://discord.gg/PNGkTUy twitter : @EUSTOMA_reyna instagram : eustoma_reyna Page Facebook : @eustoma.reyna La couverture du livre est à moi... art de couverture par ava_arts38 (instagram) ```

Meet the dysfunctional family of four. Malcom, the responsible father: Rachel, the loving mother; Eli, the stubborn son: and Ava, the feisty 17-year-old daughter. Their live are turned upside down after they was chased out of there own city, because of the curse on them, and the evil marks Eli and ava, had on there body. As they navigate this supernatural world they must confront their own personal demons, literal and figurative. Expect laughter, tears, and romance as they face numerous challenges, from the battling malevolent spirits to dealing with their own flawed relationships. Will the family be able to break the curse, or will it consume them? Dive into this heartwarming and hilarious tale of love, family, and the power of forgiveness.

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... Aboutva dog with a dream... In a monster populated island filled with different beasts there is one beast who rains supreme. This beast, a half man half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! to do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone and he leaves his home, to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* aaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator heheheHAAAAAAAA!!

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

Super twins are brought to a different town and have more fun

He looked into my eyes, his hand around my waist pulling me closer. "I need you to keep this a secret." He whispered his lips so close to mine, almost touching as he spoke to me. "I will," He punctuated my statement with a sweet kiss to the lips which came as surprise so much so that I pulled back from him. "On one condition though, we get to do this date thing again." I whispered back looking into his eyes wanting to see deeper than he was letting me. "Date is a strong word." He whispered back with a small laugh rumbling at the back of his throat. His words stung but I did not let it show instead I smiled at him bring my fingers up to touch his beard to distract myself from the sting. "What's the right word," I asked planting a small kiss on his lips. "A meet up." *** She knew she was the least to him yet she let herself get sucked into his life. A married man, happy with his family and beautiful kids and yet she could not stop herself from falling in love with him. To her, he was a sweet distraction from her routine boring life, some adventure, some love, something new to love on yet she knew it wasn't all mutual. The deal was too good and she drank of it, like the sweet poison it was.

Cassandra laid in bed dying, more than twenty years of life as the wife of Lord Mosely was worth nothing, with neither husband nor children in attendance. Her children despised her, her husband disdained her, and her in-laws detested her. She had been used, her innocent heart trampled on and her family lied to, all to obtain her ability to birth strong children. Regrets filled her mind even at her last moments. As she was preparing for the afterlife a messenger of God appeared to her. External forces had manipulated the free-will of her world, forcing her into a marriage that otherwise wouldn't have happened and plunging her world into chaos. Since the world's free-will course had been interrupted with her at the center, God decided to give her a chance to reset if she so chose, redo her adult life with her memories intact. Cassandra chose to take the opportunity, not for revenge, but for the chance to save her family and country.

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

So basically, this guy dies and goes to another world. And there he learns that he can't really do anything special and so he just does stuff. No luck is involved whatsoever and he just does what he can. Maybe...

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

In the city of Naha, Japan, a new generation of the Odjin family carries a dark legacy of violence and assassination. After the legendary patriarch, Ban Odjin, was executed 25 years ago, the surviving family clung to life, hidden in the shadows and protected by forbidden spells. But when Odjin emerges from the realms of darkness, the family becomes a nightmare threatening the very existence of humanity. They rise to be the world’s most dangerous family of assassins, and thus, the hunt begins.

This is not the Book. I'm using this book's title as a placeholder to save the title so no one else takes it.

It is a story of a man wanting to take revenge for his wife's murder and will not stop until everything runs red.

Tale of a family who rises up from rags to riches.A story of a father who against all the difficulties raises to protect and prospect the family. Mc is an Transmigrated person who happens to have unlocked his cheat. Traveling to the fantasy world, when Leiter was in his forties, he finally became a little nobleman – the lord of Young Eagle Town. Only then did he discover that he also had golden fingers. Looking at the two options of [Text Simulation] and [Real Simulation], Leiter hesitated to choose [Real Simulation]. [Do you want to enable real simulation? Every simulated day consumes 5 destiny points. 】 “yes” … [The real simulation is over, please choose an attribute you want to keep. 】 【1. Constitution】 【2. Dou Qi】 【3. Mental power】 Fantasy simulation, lord farming, family growth, more exciting, please watch!

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

A story that revolves a group of teens that deals with love, anger, happiness and sadness before they enter their 20s.

Heroes serve and protect our society "Weirdo guy" alongside his sidekick "Captain Cash" are just among the many others who will face the hardships and sacrifices of being a hero, as danger strikes and other chaos arise, these two would have to think and come up with strategies in order to face these impending dangers.

When the old family reveals itself to take back what is theirs, the world will tremble. War will be the only outcome, the world order will change, and humanity will either prosper or remain enslaved. This is the story of the last heir of kings

Chu Yuxuan Chu Yuxuan is one of the main characters in the novel and is the illegitimate son of Chu Zhiqing. Although he appears to be a charming and flamboyant young man from a wealthy family, his life is actually filled with complex inner struggles and hidden motives. He is tall and handsome, but his personality is rebellious, holding a defiant attitude towards family arrangements and societal rules. His lifestyle is extravagant, and his behavior often seems frivolous and unconstrained, but beneath the surface, he harbors unspoken issues and schemes. Chu Zhiqing Chu Zhiqing is Chu Yuxuan’s father and the head of the Chu family. He is a typical business tycoon, presenting a refined exterior but possessing a shrewd and strategic mind. Chu Zhiqing has deep paternal affection for Chu Yuxuan but also harbors complex expectations and pressures. Despite his occasionally indulgent attitude towards Chu Yuxuan, his acumen in managing the family business and personal charm are impeccable. His outward demeanor and actions mask the complexity of his inner world and his true expectations for Chu Yuxuan. Zhao Yanan Zhao Yanan is Chu Yuxuan’s wife. Although their marriage is primarily for commercial purposes, her role is significant in the story. Zhao Yanan is known for her calm demeanor and noble presence, often appearing distant and aloof. Her attitude towards Chu Yuxuan is complex; she seeks to gain benefits from the marriage but is simultaneously repelled by his behavior. Zhao Yanan’s intelligence and decisiveness make her adept at handling the challenges posed by Chu Yuxuan. Wang Long Wang Long is a renowned director in the industry, famous for his eccentric appearance and bold personality. His direct manner of speaking often involves provocation and sarcasm. Despite his prominent status in the entertainment circle, Wang Long’s private life is filled with alcohol and indiscreet behavior. His relationship with Chu Yuxuan is intricate; he is both a collaborator and a potential rival. Wang Long’s character adds dramatic and entertaining elements to the novel. Xia Zhu Xia Zhu is a top actress in the entertainment industry, recognized and adored for her exceptional looks and outstanding acting skills. She is tall and elegant, with a high level of charm and attractiveness. Having spent years striving in the entertainment industry, Xia Zhu has faced numerous hardships and challenges, but she has consistently maintained strong professionalism and personal charm. Despite her considerable success in her career, Xia Zhu’s personal life is often a media focal point. Her independent and resilient personality, along with her rational and calm attitude towards relationships and marriage, further define her character. Her complex relationship with Chu Yuxuan, marked by past intimacy and current tension, adds depth and intrigue to the narrative. Xia Zhu is not only a crucial component of Chu Yuxuan’s emotional conflicts but also a key figure in the overall story, bringing significant drama and layers to the plot.

Author's Quote: "If I can't have one in this reality, let me create one so I can have them all!" In the mystical realm of Velum, Dante is reborn as Gideon Von Alphonse Rose Vienerstien, heir to the prestigious Vienerstien Kingdom. But Gideon's joy is short-lived when he's assigned the humble title of Master Craftsman by the Church of Classes. Undeterred, he forges ahead, using his skills from his past life to prove his worth. Married off to a princess of Havenby, Gideon discovers the hidden potential of his craft, defying norms and steadily rising in power. However, his journey takes a dark turn when news of his father's undead assault reaches him. With Jagar in his sights, Gideon returns to Corundum to thwart his father's conquest. As Gideon navigates challenges, encounters enigmatic Beasts, and receives divine blessings, he realizes he's part of a cosmic game. The choices he makes set in motion a divine intervention, with gods descending upon the mortal plane. In a world on the brink of upheaval, Gideon must shape his destiny amidst celestial forces, where every decision carries weight. {{{Hey you! Yeah, you! I am a 35 year old man, and I just want to put it out here before you start reading that not all adults act or are as smart as their age credits them for. For the first time I have based the MC strictly off choices that I, myself would make in his position. I am sorry if my maturity isn't up to snuff, but before becoming a writer, I worked for 15 years in construction. I just wanted to add this little point before you read so you don't have any misconceptions going into this book!}}}