Homer Burp

A lot of people wonder what happens when they die. Dylan didn't care. Life, quite frankly, had been shit. He was 28, lived with his syringe-ridden mother, and worked at a local fast food joint. The only saving grace in his life was his girlfriend, Lila. That was until he found her dead body on his porch, one night coming home from work. Before he even has a chance to recover from the shock, something hard and heavy hits his head, and everything goes black. "Dude, get up already." a deep, but smooth voice said in annoyance. "People usually don't take this long." Dylan slowly came to, with the realization that someone was talking. He couldn't make out what was said, so he decided to open his eyes. When everything focused, he noticed his entire field of view was covered with a mans face. 'Well you could call it a man, or I guess it could be a woman.' Dylan thought, as he contemplated this attractive strangers gender. The person then swept their slightly long, blonde hair out of their face. With that motion Dylan could see the full profile of the person. "It's about time," the person said. "You got slim-pickings when it comes to worlds to start from, so lets get going!" "Names Homer," the person said as they stretched a hand to help Dylan off the floor. "And, you died." Dylan's eyes narrowed, as he registered what Homer had said. 'Really?' he thought. "Thank God!" he shouted. "God-sss. With and 'S' young man." Homer said in a whimsical tone. "And oddly enough, one of them would like you to thank them in person." - A story of pain, regret, power, swords and magic. If you enjoy any of @Warmaisach's work, or other antihero/OP protagonist style novel's, you'll enjoy this! - Author: fxckshawnfiction Contracted with @webnovel Premium chapters start after chapter 20

What would you do if your best friend was killed in front of you? If the girl you loved all your life left you? If all your power, wealth and influence was taken from you? Would it be painful? Would you vow for revenge? Would you want to kill everyone responsible for it? What if the whole world is against you and supporting your enemy? Would you destroy the world then? You would, right? But what if the world is already destroyed? These were all questions that came to Ali's mind, as he stood outside the shelter camp in the zombie apocalypse. For the first time he felt so much anger and hatred inside him. The helplessness of fighting against the chosen son of luck. The despair of losing to the protagonist. The frustration of seeing his love acting like a heroine for that hero. And him, turning into a villain in their story. "Fine then, if the world wants me to be a villain. Then I'll be a villain." Ali declared as he clenched his fists. "So what if, it's the fate, heavens or the world itself, whoever comes between me and my revenge will die by my hands." Looking at the hordes of zombies rushing towards him, there was a smile on his face, as he fought against them. Laughing loudly and Crazily. "When is it the turn of a mob to fight against the main villain." [Host has met all the virtues of becoming a villain.] [Congratulations host for merging with the great villain system 2.0] [Binding successful] [Rewards are being distributed.. ] [The Devil wishes you a playful journey] [The Darkness hopes to see you reign over this petty planet.] Since then began the journey of a rich second generation villain, who's hunting protagonists in the apocalypse world. No matter if you're a secret soldier or system's chosen, hidden martial artist or zombie tamer, planet popper or attribute picker - whoever comes to him, will die by his hands. But wait, isn't this system even more evil than it's host. What, it killed all it's previous hosts cause they weren't villainous enough? and it also destroyed those planets since it was pissed at those protagonists? [sigh, why do I always get these half assed weirdos instead of proper villains.] [And what the fuck is an antihero, bitch I'm a villain system.] In this journey while protagonists shiver watching the villain's power. Those systems of theirs shit in their hosts mind, where they're living, when they see the villain's system. {{Run away, the crazy system is bound to this villain. going offline 1-2-3 .. error.}} [---burp---] ### A/N - 0) story may feel s little dragged at first, so just hold on, instead of dropping at first sight 1) If you want to better understand the beginning of this story, read the first 10 chapters of my other novel - "Life of a Nobody- as a villain." Those chapters are connected to this story too. 2) This is gonna be harem. and mc will get many girls - heroines, villainess, extras etc. But he won't be catch everyone you see, he has a standard to choose. and he'll kill many girls too if they don't suit him. so choose your own 3) There'll be R18 chapters,, but everything needs a build up. and i won't rush anything and make it nonsensical. even though it's fiction, some realities should be maintained. 4) All kinds of protagonists, heroines, villains and villainess - will be there. so if you have some character trope or fetish you want to see in this story,, do tell me. 5) I don't like incest, and not really planning to write it. but if you lot force me to, then this author shall fulfill your commands. ### NO MATTER WHAT, YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, READ IT OR NOT - DROP ME A REVIEW. that's what I always welcome. ## Join my discord server, if you want to see character arts, meet your fellow readers, or want to talk with me about my novels in detail - https://discord.gg/zFTJsYP7kM DevilDarkness#0506

It all happened on December 24, 1989 when the married turned to widow and widower; and when the childbearing mother turned childless and children turned parentsless. The homer became homeless, the rich became poor and the poor became rich. Elders lost their respect to kids they brought up. Lives were lost. Most youths turned to blood suckers and homes looters. People walked nicked in street. People died from starvation and thirst. People left their comfortable homes and slept in the forests and ate leaves for survival. Women and girls were raped. Human rights were violated. Innocent people were killed due to one man's selfish political gains. Lots of Liberians suffered home and abroad. What was the cause of all these? The answer here is war. If war is the answer,then what brought about the war? This bloody massacre was caused by bad governance and last for 14 consecutive years. This war took place in Liberia, a country in West Africa that borders three countries: On the North side is the Republic of Guinea, on the West is the Republic of Sierra Leone, the East is the Republic of Ivory Coast and on the South side is the Atlantic Ocean. Liberia is divided into 15 political sub-divisions called counties with administrative purposes.

Aria ate a fish. [Energy: 2] Finished, he ate another fish. [Energy: 2] ... [Energy: 3] Without realizing it, he had finished 5 fishes. He felt a little bloat, he lay down with a full stomach, occasionally burped. Even though he didn't want to be a big lump of meatball, he still had to keep eating. At least until he found another way to accumulate energy. After all, if he didn't take advantage of his advantages, wasn't that stupid? His mind then drifted imagining which one he would use the energy for. Should he use it on his eyes, so it shot a beam of laser, like a certain bespectacled mutant? Should he use it on his bones, so it regenerated infinitely, like a certain character from an anime? Should he use it on his brain, so he became a genius, like a scientist with a bald head? Or should he use it on his vital organ, so that he became the manliest person in the world? While he was imagining things, suddenly his ears felt pinched. "Ouch!" "Didn't mom already say you can't play with fire, you brat?!" There he realized, knowing that no matter what he chose, he was still a child in front of his mother. .......... Here you can support me by checking pat-reon com/diodeathend Thank you in advance

— A universe never meant to exist! Follow Homer as he awakens in a foreign place with no memory of who he is or was. Only his name is left of him, and some incomplete knowledge. Travelling through space he enters into a foreign Universe, where he reincarnated in the body of a powerful being. With only the Memory Chip giving him hope in regaining his lost memories, he has to continue on. Especially for her! —

Discontinued Leo inherits a 'magical' pen from his father who was brutally murdered with the rest of his family by a villain named The Whisperer. After waking up six months after the attack he only has one mission, to get revenge. Follow him as he meets heroes and villains and discovers that the events of that night weren't so black and white as he thought.

THIS BOOK IS ON HOLD. WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON: IN THE MEAN TIME, CHECK OUT THE RETURN OF HIS EX WIFE "When will you grow up, Jared? This is so annoying. Do you think I didn't hear her setting you up on blind dates? Just because what? I'm now a barren woman? Do you think I like the situation I'm in?" Clarissa spat out her rage. Jared brought a glass of wine to his lips and chugged down the content, letting out a burp. "Well where's the lie?" He said, not meeting her gaze. "Isn't it true? Can you give me a child? Father is getting old, and he always asks for a grandchild. Even mother in her grave must be crying for me right now for marrying wrongly." His words hit her right in the chest like a bullet. Damn it, she might have not even felt anything at all if a real bullet had pierced through her ribcage at a close range.  Tears gathered in her eyes and filled it. "Jared? How can you...how can you say that?" She said in disbelief. If Jared felt an inch sorry, he did not show it. Her chest ached and hurt so hard. Determination hit her bones like hard rock. "Fine. Let's call it off then." She said to herself. There was a pen right there so she signed all necessary place and made sure to grant Jared's wish. She'll leave him and start a new life for herself. ——— Clarissa Hart is a great housewife who has loved her husband, Jared, for almost half of her life. However, all of her love and respect for him was shattered after he mistreats her and let his sister, Desdra, humiliate her. After the pain and torture was too much, Clarissa finally granted his wish and filed for a divorce. Now, Clarissa will be in charge of her own destiny now, and now, her confidence and charms will be a weapon to knock down everyone who had ever looked down on her.

Homer falls in love with lurleen he leaves marge

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Andrey is a young omega in the New Moon pack, living his parents since childhood took a turn in his life, as he tries to live through it with the help of his best friend Sofia. He receives strange visions concerning an incoming war, which makes his life even more complicated as he follows the path, he Homer, an ex warrior who fought under his father. Join him on his quest to discover his origin.

"The AI Odyssey" is the thrilling story of a young scientist's quest for knowledge and power in the world of artificial intelligence. Driven by a burning desire to achieve greatness, the protagonist embarks on a perilous journey through the uncharted territory of AI, facing countless challenges and obstacles along the way. Through sheer grit and determination, he overcomes every obstacle, honing his skills and mastering the art of AI. As he rises to the pinnacle of his field, he finds himself facing his greatest challenge yet: a powerful rival who seeks to destroy everything he has worked so hard to achieve. But with his mind honed and his spirit unbroken, the protagonist rises to the challenge, battling his way to victory and emerging as a powerful force in the world of AI. "The AI Odyssey" is a gripping, fast-paced novel that will keep readers on the edge of their seats until the very end. The meaning behind the title: Drawing from Homer's epic poem, this title suggests the protagonist's heroic journey through the uncharted territory of AI, culminating in his mastery over the field.

No matter what Andre.. I will always be here to hold your hands that's what siblings do ********** Andre Smith the first son of Homer Smith a well known business man. The Smith family known for their years of successful business their company one of the best in new York. The Smith's were not only known for their business but Andre Smith has also successed in making himself popular alongside their family business. The Issues of not able retain a girlfriend was also widely known just like there company. Every time he venture into a relationship it always ends up with the press ...how stressful. Natasha Smith the only daughter of the Smith's.... Living the life of a popular high school pretty princess ..loves her elder brother so much and never hesitate to show it and boast about it whenever she gets the opportunity the two can be said they escape being twin. Kendra Jonah's a graduate hunting for any job just to keep her life on the track venture to the Smith's company and earn more than she bargain for

I a man reincarnated as a female villainess?! --- My name is Chin-Hae, I'm from Korea, a normal guy just living life. A friend from college keeps talking about this game called "Love and War" Apparently it's an otome game. You know all those games with cliche stories, she's been pestering me to try out this game. Well, I have nothing to lose, might as well try it out. That is what I thought . . . . I was wrong... My time was wasted(Italic font), what the hell is wrong with this trashy story, you ask?! Jerk male leads, weak female lead, trash plot. I could go on and on, how do people enjoy this? What frustrated me the most was how they treated the villainess, the fact that she wasn't even trying to harm the female lead and they were all just assuming! Also, what happened to the war? Why is it gone just like that, they dropped the details of the war and it wasn't even happening in the game. I'm so frustrated. Well, I guess I'll just drink it off. ---A few hours after--- ugh...Those dumb game 'burp',(Italic font) Right, I forgot to leave a review... I tried to stand up, but my vision was getting blurry, thankfully I managed to get to my computer and rated the game 0 stars I also left a message on what I thought about the game and maybe it was a bit too harsh... I can't think straight right now, I'm losing consciousness. . . . Guess, I drank too much... ---- When I woke up .My body was sore, my surroundings were unfamiliar, and everything feels unfamiliar. "W-what the hell? Where am I?" I loudly said, as soon as I spoke I was taken aback, my voice was different, my body feels unfamiliar, and I am not in my room, it looks like those rooms for nobles in novels or something. I immediately grabbed a mirror beside me and what I saw shook me. I've become the female villainess from "Love and War"?! ---- [[ Author note: this is something i created out of pure boredom, don't expect anything good or anything godly, im not even sure if this is a bit good, English isn't my first language so i may make mistakes from time to time. Plus im really unmotivated and lazy. ]] [[ Editor: Shirpi ]]