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Aadhar Cutter

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Yiqian Qingdai · 1.6M Views

No soy la villana de este cuento

Synopsis Moved by the tragic death of her grandmother, Dania Loren Gurt, an intrepid, curious and reckless legal assistant, will set out on a journey back some 500 years, thanks of course to a magical tree known as the “tree of connection. ”, The one that not only connects temporal spaces but also the nexus between life and death. Without knowing it, she achieved one of the most desired trips in Dorezul and Winsot, known as "the exchange", achieving what many would like. As Dania travels to the past her self of that time "Etnei", she will have to face the present with the mission of ending the king who unleashed chaos on the kingdom of Dorezul, who to achieve his ambitious and perverse ends, allied himself with the "Light cutters", beings born of the shadow or darkness, whom the defenders of the kingdom could not face, because they did not have the supernatural abilities that they possessed. However, the circumstances in which she will have to face it will be different from the ones she lived, since she will have to get used to the challenges that the new world called Winsot offers her. Dania, for her part, must face with her grandmother and friends, the old version of her evil boss, in order to stop the dark forces that devastated the lands and the lives of the inhabitants of Dorezul, for this they will head in a tireless search to find the counterweight of the cutters, the lúmines, beings of light, those who would undoubtedly be of great help in the difficult mission. Then, both must win in both times: past and present the same "villain", under different contexts, so that they can return to their respective times and the order of their lives is restored.
Daoist9PfJbc · 4.2K Views
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