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HOW TO DUNGEON!

YOU THERE! YES, YOU! Are you horrendously broke? So broke you're digging through the same pair of jeans hoping spare change has magically spawned? Well, aren't we all? But fret not because we've got a solution so simple, so foolproof, you'll be diving in headfirst before we finish this sentence. DUNGEON TREADING! Sounds dangerous? That's because it is! But not too dangerous! Probably! Anyway, here's what you need to know! 1. Resource Treading - Perfect for the cautious type. Venture in, scavenge materials and raw gems, and get out before the dungeon seals shut and spews out a hundred raging Minotaurs with a taste for human limbs! And you'd be surprised how often this happens!!! Just last week, we got a report about some poor guy who got torn up so bad we had to collect him like scattered loot. I mean, seriously... we found a piece of him on the other side of the dungeon! It was like playing a jigsaw puzzle on hard mode, except instead of a picture of a cat, it was... well... Larry.... that was actually quite traumatic actually— Ahem... 2. Beast Treading - Tailored for the more adventurous types!! Slay the horrors that lurk within: from Solfrit fire ants to full-blown Chimeras! Bring their cores to our front desk AND GET PAIDDDDDDDD!!! ..... So now that you know the rules, join Crosstails, a struggling party that enters the dungeon in search of credits to repay a cosmic being they offended. And as they get swept up within the cruelty of the dungeon, they meet an eccentric knight who may not be what he seems. [DISCLAIMER: Star Idol Inc. is not responsible for any deaths, dismemberments, devourings, disintegrations, or unexpected plane shifts. Tread responsibly.] Additional tags. Dungeon crawling Beast hunting Cooking Pseudo-harem
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