Touhou Internet Yamero

There were three rules to working for CEO Karsten Chevalier. First, bring his coffee brimming hot and black like a starless night. Second, park your attitude outside his office door—his broody demeanour has the room covered. Third, never say ‘No’ to whatever he demands. Not even when he asks you to become his fake girlfriend? (Synopsis) Arata's fiance dumped her through a text on the day of their engagement party. The reason? She is too curvy for his taste! He only entertained her because of her prestigious family name. "Do you think men want a fatso like you? You're nothing without your family's name!" A heartbroken Arata sets out on a journey to discover herself without revealing she is the daughter of a billionaire. She moves to another city, away from her beloved family. ‘How dare he insult me? I love my curves and I will show him.’ Arata is not a damsel; her parents have raised her strong, and now it is time to become independent. Her heart is ablaze with newfound goals. One: to see how people will treat her if she acts like an ordinary girl and hides her identity. Two: to bag a bigger fish than her stinking—joke of an ex-fiancé. She will prove that a man will genuinely love her irrespective of her curves and surname! Arata's new life begins as the secretary of Karsten Chevalier, the CEO of a multinational clothing brand who is renowned for his dashing personality and enigmatic persona. Not much is publicly known about this man. Doused in mystery, the man has his own goals and hidden agenda which will topple Arata's world. Unfortunately, Karsten's handsome face becomes a punching bag in Arata's mind because of his ruthlessly demanding personality and ego larger than Mount Everest. Arata eases her frustrations by going to meet Twisted Rider, the currently popular yet mysterious, masked internet sensation. Both tangle under the sheets and he becomes her safe space as she complains and opens up about her boss. "Will you act as my girlfriend?” Karsten's proposal to become a fake girlfriend for his family events surprised Arata! How will Arata juggle the piling demands of her boss, her own heartbreak and the seduction traps of the masked man she loves to watch in her spare time? Will sparks fly between Arata and her colder-than-Arctic ice boss? Or, will she continue to complain to the masked man that her boss probably has a small PP? This is my entry for WSA 2025, please support it with your power stones. The book is a sequel to my previous novel “The CEO of My Dreams Returned To Me.” But it can read as standalone. A special thanks to Author Hansora for the overwhelming support and encouraging me to publish this book and helping me with the book cover. Want to chat or have any questions regarding the book? Find me on Instagram, Facebook and Discord with the same name.

For thirty-year-old gamer Chris Day, the apocalypse isn’t zombies or aliens—it’s a dead internet connection. When a storm knocks out his internet, Chris finds a strange, armored cable in his yard and attempts to “hack” the junction box. He thinks he’s just rerouting a signal. He’s wrong. He accidentally hotwires the primary trunk line for Reality, which, to prevent a catastrophic failure, offloads its core processes and control interface directly to him. Now Chris has an System account for the universe, and the universe is about to get a very strange patch.

Katanya berkah terbesar itu menikah dengan idol yang selalu kamu impikan. Tapi Qiao Lian tahu kenyataannya berbeda... Internet mengklaim bahwa Aktor Terbaik Shen Liangchuan adalah dewa pria yang tidak terpengaruh oleh hasrat seksual, tetapi Qiao Lian dengan keras membantahnya. Itu bohong! Setelah akhirnya melaksanakan kontrak, Qiao Lian meledak, "Aku mau cerai! Aku tidak mau hidup seperti ini!"

``` —Dicen que la mayor bendición es casarse con el ídolo con el que siempre soñaste. Pero Qiao Lian sabe que la realidad es diferente... Internet afirma que el Mejor Actor Shen Liangchuan es un dios masculino que no se ve afectado por ningún impulso sexual, pero Qiao Lian está en total desacuerdo. ¡Es una mentira! Tras finalmente llevar a cabo el contrato, Qiao Lian estalló: —¡Quiero el divorcio! ¡No quiero esta vida! ```

Ryo thought moderating online drama was the worst part of his job. After years of night shifts, caffeine, and defending the Internet’s most polarizing figure — Llewellyn, the world’s most famous hero, the System’s golden boy, and the only person alive with Transcendent-level Elemental Mastery — Ryo figured he’d seen it all. Conspiracy theories? Fan petitions? Cult-like followers? All in a night’s work. Until the System decides that arguing online at 2 AM now counts as combat experience. Ryo’s unwavering defense and obsessive threat tracking apparently make him the ideal support partner for Llewellyn himself… so the System sends him straight into battle. His role? Magical crisis management, unstable Elemental forces moderation, and surviving long enough to reset whatever magic is currently warping reality. Easy, right? Except that now he’s neck-deep in Dungeons and Distorted Realms — and just a little too fixated on Llewellyn’s mastery in battle. And everything else. It would be fine if the System’s matchmaking algorithms didn’t keep pushing them closer. ‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿ What you’ll find here: System | Magic | BL | Magical Apocalypse | Character-driven | Feral Partnership | Emotionally repressed chaos (slow burn-ish + mutual pining) | Banter | Combat | System mechanics | Elemental Magic | VR Games | The apocalypse is already happening, and the internet is not handling it well. What you won’t find: Instant power-ups | Love triangles | Harem anything | Sappy anyone | A protagonist who’s ever had a normal sleep schedule. ‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿︵‿‿︵‿ Webnovel updates: Mon / Wed / Fri — with extra chapters during launch week Also available (early access) on patreon (@scribblingpancake), with updates on Tue / Thur / Sat.

[Doce, Satisfatório e Apaixonado; Mimos em Grupo; Torturar Casanovas] Si Fuqing abriu os olhos para descobrir que sua sorte havia sido roubada. Todos queriam que ela saísse da indústria do entretenimento também. Depois de receber uma segunda chance na vida, ela só queria não fazer nada dessa vez. No entanto, algumas pessoas que não conheciam seu lugar continuavam tentando se aproveitar de sua fama sem ter talentos genuínos para mostrar. Isso não podia continuar. Ela tinha que fazer algo a respeito deles. Si Fuqing apertou seu pulso e tomou uma atitude. Depois disso, a internet a criticou por ser descarada o suficiente para cortejar Yu Yao, e que sua vida privada era indecente, mas… Uma cantora internacional: Estou aqui hoje tudo por causa de Qingqing. Um celebridade masculino de primeira linha: Fiquem longe da minha irmã #YuYao Um canal oficial de esportes internacionais: Parabéns a Si Fuqing por garantir a 13ª medalha de ouro pessoal. No início, Yu Yao não prestou atenção em Si Fuqing. Mas quando ele mais tarde descobriu a verdade e se arrependeu, até se ajoelhando para que Si Fuqing voltasse a olhar para ele, ele só pôde postar um status nas redes sociais dizendo, [#SiFuqing, Olá, Nona Tia]. Naquele dia, a internet ficou paralisada. Nos registros da história, Imperador Yin tornou-se famoso ainda jovem. Ele era perfeito, poderoso e benevolente. No entanto, ele morreu aos 27 anos devido a uma doença, tendo vivido apenas uma vida curta sem esposa ou filhos. Ele era um Adônis inalcançável para muitos. Ninguém sabia que quando ele abriu os olhos mais uma vez, ele acordou no futuro onde 1500 anos haviam se passado. Dessa vez, ele viu prédios altos que ele havia imaginado antes. Pouco depois, a identidade do Imperador Yin foi exposta. Quando Si Fuqing descobriu que seu ídolo estava ao alcance dos braços, ela ficou tão impressionada que queria… Si Fuqing: Vou me esforçar! Imperador Yin: Repague-me com seu corpo. Si Fuqing: ??? 'Aqui estou tentando me esforçar, mas você quer a mim em vez disso?' Uma deusa bela e versátil x Um imperador resoluto e nobre De ser desprezada na internet, a ser coroada como número um enquanto lutava um-a-um com seu Adônis.

Reincarnated in a magical world with INTERNET POWER? Nolan, a failed teacher, dies and wakes up in a ruined fantasy world—in the body of a Mana Specialist—a magic instructor who helps wizards and knights control the dangerous, corrupted mana flowing through their realm. The problem? The body’s former owner made a deadly pact with a succubus and was hunted by his noble family. Worse still, Nolan doesn’t know a single thing about being a magic specialist that could’ve helped him tremendously in his troubled situation. Just when he thought all hope was lost, Nolan gains access to the Internet. Not just Earth’s version, but this magical world’s version too. Need a face slap? Buy an internet promo to gain access to the knowledge wherever he needs. Succubus problem and strengthening up? Play inside the game and get stronger in real life too. Sometimes, to solve magical problems, all you need to do is browse.

The supernatural and the ordinary in the world are only separated by the darkness and the media. Daniel, like many other ordinary people, has no idea about the truth of the world until he accidentally picked up a pocket watch in the library at 3am when he accidentally fell asleep. He fell into a deep hole and a message appeared in front of him, like many novels on the internet. The system called him, but the supernatural power he held seemed to be different from other people with superpowers. In the end, was he a player, an ordinary person or... a madman?

Dizem que a maior das bênçãos é casar com o ídolo com quem você sempre sonhou. Mas Qiao Lian sabe que a realidade é diferente... A Internet afirma que o Melhor Ator Shen Liangchuan é um deus masculino que não é afetado por nenhum desejo sexual, mas Qiao Lian discorda veementemente. É mentira! Depois de finalmente cumprir o contrato, Qiao Lian explode, "Eu quero um divórcio! Eu não quero uma vida assim!"

Man sagt, der größte Segen ist es, das Idol zu heiraten, von dem man immer geträumt hat. Aber Qiao Lian weiß, dass die Realität anders aussieht... Das Internet behauptet, dass der beste Schauspieler Shen Liangchuan ein männlicher Gott ist, der von keinem sexuellen Trieb beeinflusst wird, aber Qiao Lian widerspricht dem vehement. Das ist eine Lüge! Nachdem sie den Vertrag endlich erfüllt hat, platzt Qiao Lian heraus: "Ich will die Scheidung! So ein Leben will ich nicht!"

After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

Sihyun, a well-known actor, has been keeping a low profile due to a string of scandals flooding the media and internet. It is during this turbulent time that he unexpectedly crosses paths with a wandering spirit named Jaeha, who somehow ends up following him home.

A young girl, plaqued by her depression and asthma has lost all will to live. She tries one last time to find help on the internet when a boy tries to console her and help her out of her depression. This new friendship quickly turns into love towards the boy and then into obsession.

Wang Zheng is the powerful queen of the country of Wang, a beautiful and exuberant woman omega. After living almost 30 springs, much of the kingdom doubts her ability to marry and produce an heir. The council of elders of the realm obliges her to participate in the Bloody Spring: an event that forces the queen to choose a person to marry. Now she's being forced to find a good alpha... But what really catches her eye is a bold and beautiful omega with an eccentric mint scent. Fate had in store for them a challenging and exciting future. __________________ Support me and give me a gift! https://www.wishtender.com/moonsside __________________ *Isekai and Reincarnation are worked on directly from volume 005 second chance [extra]. _______________________________________ I don't own the rights to the cover image, it's an image taken from the internet and I couldn't find the author to offer the due credits.

"Mortal Guardian" is an electrifying fusion of Chinese folklore and modern high school mystery. Zhang Xiaonian, an ordinary student born with a strange tumor and a cursed fate, stumbles into the supernatural world after encountering a vengeful hanging ghost in an internet café. Narrowly escaping death, he accidentally inherits the legacy of the ancient Tongsheng Sect, becoming its reluctant leader. From spirit-chasing to god-slaying, from high school corridors to the depths of hell, his journey into the unknown is only beginning. Dive into a thrilling epic where undead gods burn, spirits whisper, and fate bends. This is fantasy reborn.

Zara Everleigh just wants to nap. Seriously. That’s all. She’s filthy rich, but nobody knows it. To the world, she’s just the lazy girl next door in oversized hoodies, sipping bubble tea and minding her own business. Until one day… She helps the insanely hot CEO next door by pretending to be his girlfriend. Now she’s stuck in a fake relationship. Reporters are camped outside her door. And the internet is obsessed with “the mystery girl.” Too bad Zara has no time for love. She’s too busy hiding her billion-dollar secret—and avoiding all human interaction.

Trapped in a world on the brink of destruction, our main character, Haku, finds himself without any cheat ability Gods, Cultivators, swordmasters, and immortals that can walk between plains exist here But worst of all is the fact that the dead don't stay dead for long And the living do the opposite. Can our main character, who hated these types of stories, survive with nothing but his knowledge and the random things he saw on the internet

Una joven despierta cada mañana con una aplastante sensación de tristeza y angustia. Buscando refugio en la bebida y el internet, intenta mitigar su dolor, pero sus esfuerzos solo profundizan su sufrimiento. Atrapada en un ciclo de pensamientos autodestructivos, lucha por encontrar una visión positiva de sí misma, mientras una voz negativa en su mente no deja de atormentarla. Sin nadie a quien recurrir y sin la fuerza necesaria para escapar de esta oscuridad, sus días se vuelven un tormento interminable. La historia retrocede dos años, revelando el doloroso camino que la condujo a esta prisión emocional.

traducción a español Hanazawa Hanako era una joven otaku, técnicamente una hikikomori, una degenerada y una internauta. Pero murió. (LOL) Entonces, naturalmente, la enviaron a un mundo de fantasía para salvarlo del rey demonio. Cuando le preguntaron qué beneficio quería: "Entonces simplemente denme todo Internet". ***** Qué esperar: - Protagonista (Mujer) x Intereses amorosos (Futa). - Protagonista sumiso (Solo en la cama). - Harem, no poliamor. - Historia mayoritariamente alegre y simple. 20 capítulos avanzados en Patreon: patreon.com/Kalliel035. Autor: Kalliel El autor tiene imágenes de su contenido

One kiss. Two Nates. Total chaos. When model-actor Nathan Rae Villanueva accidentally crashes the wrong romantic setup and gets kissed-on camera-by rising singer Matthew Cohen Reyes, the internet goes wild. But the kiss wasn't meant for him... it was for Matt's now-ex, also named Nate. To dodge scandal and save face, they strike a deal: fake a relationship until the buzz dies down. But the more they fake it, the more real it starts to feel-and the messier the equation becomes. Fame, feelings, and one too many Nates... what could possibly go wrong?

After signing in for three years, the system is activated. At this time, her sister was exposed to the Internet to deceive the bride price, and Yang Chen pulled out a dowry of hundreds of millions of yuan for her sister. Yang Chen: Who will say that my sister cheated the lottery? We used a dowry of hundreds of millions of yuan to cheat 80,000 yuan as a gift? Do you have a brain? The whole network is quiet…

A Taekook Fanfic. ⚠️ Werewolf fantasy⚠️ ⚠️Reincarnation⚠️ Top Taehyung Bottom Jungkook The Alpha of a Werewolf pack is cursed. A curse that can only be broken by a sacrifice. A sacrifice that can only be made by the Alpha himself. What is the curse? What could be the sacrifice? Will Alpha be successful getting himself free from this curse? Join me in this journey to know further in the story. Let's go to the universe of the Werewolves. The images used in the bookcover are taken from the internet. I don't own these. I'm a rookie writer. English is not my first language. Pardon me for any kind of unintended mistakes.

Ray was born with a unique condition that made his muscle 3x denser than a normal human. This made him incredibly strong.. But also very slow, his reflex also suffered from this. He's pretty much like that one friend that plays with 999ms of internet speed and enjoy it... That lunatic.... Anyway.. In his world a new game has been released in the public.. Whats more, that same company who made it also invented a special device for this game... And the first Full Dive Virtual Reality have been introduced in this world. Now of course our MC here managed to get a hold of the device and also the game and joined the game quite early. Although he wasn't one of the beta tester tho.. Wanna know what he did??

Ye Chen gets the Shenhao consumption rebate system at the beginning. When consuming, complete the crit mission and directly reward 90 million sports cars. "Ding, consumer crit, reward a 500 million mansion." "Ding, consumer crit, reward 70% of the shares in a company with a market value of 100 billion." "Ding, consumer crit..." Lu Yu was interviewed on the street. Internet celebrity girl: Excuse me, sir, what would you do if you had 10 million yuan? Ye Chen quickly took out his phone, checked the balance, and said in relief, "Fortunately, my money is still there." Internet celebrity: ...

Dwi, seorang pemuda biasa yang bekerja sebagai karyawan kantoran, selalu merasa hidupnya membosankan dan penuh rutinitas. Suatu hari, saat berselancar di internet, ia menemukan sebuah situs permainan online bernama IconPlay yang menjanjikan hadiah-hadiah besar untuk para pemain yang beruntung. Tanpa banyak berpikir, Dwi mencoba peruntungannya dengan mengikuti beberapa permainan. Namun, siapa sangka ia akhirnya meraih kemenangan yang mengubah hidupnya selamanya? Web novel ini akan menceritakan perjalanan Dwi, mulai dari rasa skeptisnya terhadap situs tersebut, hingga perjalanannya meraih kemenangan besar yang tak hanya mengubah keadaannya secara finansial, tapi juga membuka pintu kesempatan yang selama ini ia impikan.

Meet Boom. Just Boom. (Or sometimes "Lord Skibidi Rizzbender 3000" — he changes it every chapter. Don’t ask.) He’s the most powerful being in existence. He’s also the most accidentally destructive. Every time he tries to help, planets go boom, galaxies vanish, and cows get launched into orbit. All he wanted was to save a cat. Now the United Nations and the Multiverse Council are begging him to STOP helping. He’s tired. Emotionally bankrupt. Socially confused. Also wearing a hoodie that says “RIZZ GOD420” and sipping juice while the universe explodes behind him. But the real problem? He can’t die. He can’t chill. And worst of all — He keeps breaking the 4th wall to roast YOU, the reader. This isn’t your usual sad boy overpowered antihero arc. This is a meme-fueled, Gen-Z-certified, internet-breaking chaotic comedy saga that goes from zero to planetary extinction in 0.2 seconds.

Bai Lin is the real rich daughter and was found at eight, but the fake rich daughter's ploy forced her parents to send her back to the village for twelve years.Returning to her family after twelve years, all she received was scorn instead of concern.Mr. Bai: "Change your bumpkin habits and act like a proper daughter from a wealthy family."Mrs. Bai: "Straighten out your fashion taste. We can have you join your sister's variety show and see the world."Bai Lin's brother: "Do you even know how to play video games?"Bai Lin decided to leave since she was not here to suffer their scorn and was about to leave unceremoniously when the fake rich daughter insincerely stopped her: "Come home! I'm willing to go even if I can't bear to leave my parents... just promise to let me visit them from time to time, okay?"The fake rich daugthter's words made Bai Lin suffer even more scorn, with the internet flaming her and her family distancing themselves. Everyone was convinced that she was shameless and trying to steal the limelight from the fake rich daughter at the variety show, yet... A certain star celebrity: Everyone, this is my little sister!A certain top martial artist: Everyone, this is my master! A certain mercenary leader: Hey, that's my boss!Then, a certain movie star took a photo of him being intimate with Bai Lin, officially announcing that they were married!The internet blew up the instant the news was published! When did that happen? Wasn't he supposed to be cold and proud? Why is he acting so spoiled? We want our cool movie star back!

"haaah~ reality sucks" he complained in just under a week, he had been rejected to 17 jobs he tried to get. So with no more money, nowhere to go nor anybody to soccur, he decided to move into his grandpa's old shack to stave off sleeping in the streets No internet, TV nor people around and induce someone to some insane levels of boredom, enough to spend your days walking around in the woods in the middle of the night. Then "BOOM"! A "lucky Star" fell into his head ===================== Screw being a jobless loser! I am gonna be the god of creation!!!!!

(Cover in progress) In a world where stories dictate fate, a young woman wakes up in the body of Adelfa von Newhousen, a minor character doomed to die in the first chapter of her favorite internet novel, This Time I Will Decide. The gray sky of her supposed wedding day mirrors the dread in her heart—she is to marry Lucien de Caronte, the feared Duke of the North, a man known for conquering the northern lands through war and betrayal. Adelfa knows her fate is sealed—history says she dies, unloved and discarded. But now, with the memories of her past life intact and a second chance in a world she once only read about, she decides to change her destiny. Torn between fear, uncertainty, and the haunting eyes of the man destined to kill her, Adelfa must find a way to survive, rewrite her role, and maybe... uncover the truth behind the cold-hearted duke.

SYNOPSIS: Uncle Raju vs The WiFi War In a quiet town where nothing ever goes wrong, one man dares to challenge the deadliest enemy of modern times… slow internet. Meet Uncle Raju — a retired army colonel turned paranoid tech-warrior, who treats every WiFi glitch like a military operation. When the household internet crashes mid-conspiracy video, Uncle Raju believes it’s a cyber-attack from hostile forces (probably China). Joined by his over-smart grandson Chintu, selfie-obsessed teen Sweety, chill wife Radha, and their entirely useless dog Ramu, Raju launches Operation: WiFi War — a mission filled with misfired inventions, possessed routers, and total digital mayhem. Can one man defeat a malfunctioning modem with military tactics, spoon technology, and pure desi rage? This is not just a comedy. This is war.