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At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

[Ding !! Euro Breather System Unlocked]  [One breath = 1 euro]  [Level 1 : Please use  100,000 Euros to level up] As Jack made his way back to his small apartment from his part-time work, he couldn't help but be amazed by a panel that materialized before his eyes. Despite his best efforts to dismiss the idea of such imaginary thing, his thrifty side begged him to believe in it. Coming from Australia after obtaining a scholarship to attend a highly esteemed German high school. All he had was a life without parents. He may expect his life to undergo a radical transformation now that he got a cheat system. Join my discord : https://discord.gg/aDAUyXxqEd Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. All characters, events, and organizations are imaginary and any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. The narrative is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect real-life occurrences or perspectives.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Saat tengah bertempur melawan sekutu,nazi Jerman tiba-tiba terseret oleh sebuah anomali misterius.terjebak di dunia penuh sihir dan kerajaan,mereka menggunakan teknologi canggih untuk bangkit dan membangun kekuatan baru namun,akankah mereka berhasil menjadi penguasa di dunia ini,atau justru menghadapi ancaman yang lebih besar

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

DROPPED weil ich angefangen hab englische Novels zu schreiben, trotzdem danke für die liebe Unterstützung! Ihr Blut ist das Kostbarste. Als er sie befreit ist sie verletzt. Die Monster um sie herum lauern und warten auf das Blut, dass in ihren Adern fliest. Wann wird es endlich genug sein? Wer ist hier das Monster, bin ich es oder bist du es? TRIGGER WARNUNG: SELBSTVERLETZUNG, BLUTIG, MORDE The artwork does not belong to me and if anyone knows the artists of this work, please let me know and I will credit them.

Als ein Land im Krieg war, schuf die Gemeinde Newhurst wolfsähnliche Krieger, doch etwas ging schief und sie entkamen. Nun muss einer von ihnen einen entführten Wolf retten und die Akademie der Helden und den Aufenthaltsort seiner Freundin auskundschaften. Doch nicht alles läuft wie geplant. Druck vom Alpha, ständige Angst, erkannt zu werden, er will den Verlust seiner Freundin verhindern.

As the Greta sister of an ex special force soldier, David, was sexual harassed and found dead in her apartment, David and his best friend Pierre, an ex Marksman in the German Gebirgsjäger, try to identify those responsible for Greta´s death and eliminate them. Who is responsible? Who is involved?

In a world shrouded by dark myths and ancient ruins, a young narrator suddenly awakens in the heart of an enigmatic forest, far from their familiar royal life. Bereft of memories but driven by inexplicable whispers, they embark on a journey through the Forgotten Realm, a land fraught with arcane mysteries and the remnants of a once-powerful civilization. Guided by cryptic messages and pursued by shadowy figures, the narrator must navigate treacherous territories and ally with enigmatic characters from diverse kingdoms. Each ally shares fragments of the realm's dark history and their personal tales, woven into the fabric of the larger narrative. The narrator's path is fraught with challenges that test their courage and reveal their true nature. As the layers of the world’s dark past unfold, so too does the narrator’s destiny. They discover that they are central to an ancient prophecy that predicts the resurgence of a fallen enemy, who threatens to shatter what remains of the world. With each chapter ending in a tantalum mystery, readers are drawn deeper into a web of intrigue, magic, and betrayal. The realms speak in lost tongues—French, German, Italian, and Old English—enriching the tapestry of the tale and highlighting the diverse heritage of its inhabitants. The narrator must decipher these languages and customs to unite fragmented kingdoms against the looming darkness. "Whispers of the Forgotten Realm" is a saga of awakening, resilience, and the relentless pursuit of one’s destiny in a world where every whisper holds a truth, and every truth has its costs. With each turn of the page, the mysteries of the Forgotten Realm pull tighter, promising revelation and revolution at the journey’s end.

It is the year 2500, and humanity has expanded its reach beyond the confines of Earth. In a distant sector of the galaxy, a young man named Erich "Silber" Jaeger is born into a dystopian empire that tightly controls the lives of its citizens. Growing up in a society rife with discrimination, Erich faces an uncertain future as he approaches military conscription. He will spend the next two decades of his life serving in the Armed Forces of the Germanic Star-Empire, fighting against the many enemies of the authoritarian state. As he navigates the treacherous landscape of interstellar warfare, Erich must grapple with his own ambitions and loyalties. Will he rise through the ranks to become the next dictator of the empire, or will he meet a gruesome end on the battlefield? Join Erich on his journey through the Interstellar Age, as he confronts the challenges of war, politics, and personal identity in a universe filled with danger and intrigue.

A Civil engineer, Antonio Lombardi, wakes up after a car accident in ancient Europe and helps the Scirians, one of the countless Germanic tribes, to regain their greatness. The Roman Empire had collapsed and unrest, religious tensions and the migration of many Germanic tribes to the Western Roman Empire heralded the era of the great migration. The story will not and cannot be historically correct because magic and gods are real in this world. This is my first story. Spelling mistakes and illogical or confusing connections may occur.

The book is about the lives of two prisoners in the KZ Grosshof-Triengen. One of them is a Jew, the other a German NN (Nacht und Nebel Häftling). Erwin Schuster the NN Häftling, is a semi-famous author in the Third Reich.

In 1913. The German Empire was the second-largest economy, the fifth-most populous country, had the largest army, and the second-largest navy. However, it was defeated by the combined forces of the United Kingdom, the French Republic, the Russian Empire, and the United States, all of which were among the five great powers. ...That's why I'm trying to change history.

[I am continuing the translation from chapter 82 onwards. The previous chapters can be found on this app as well in a different novel under the name "My German Empire" by "DAOIST_SUPREME".] Having crossed over into the Kaiser's heir in a haphazard manner, the protagonist is confident and ready to make his mark. When the whole of Europe shuddered under the wings of the German Air Force. When the tiger tank roared and smashed the walls of Moscow. Wilhelm stood in front of many reporters and smiled. “No one can stop the expansion of the Third Reich except God.”

Edward Kownf is a very skilled soldier in the German army. He woke up in 2565. And now he is the only human . He has to work with his robots and clones This story will have a Multiverse anime crossover World travel

In 1914, eighteen-year-old Max Müller leaves behind a quiet life and joins the German army, eager to serve his country and be part of something greater. But as the years grind on, the harsh reality of trench warfare hits him, Max’s idealism is slowly chipped away. After the war he is lost, Alive but dead. Yet everything Changes with his return to Germany. In the darkest day when even the god forsaken the land of Germany. Max stood up for himself and those who came back fighting and surviving for 4 years only to see a broken Nation. The pages of history will turn, the darkness will disappear but when it does. A New Dawn will arrive

A one shot that turned into a story. Luka Zoric receives the abilities of some of the best Brazilian players to ever play the beautiful game. Struggling in the Manchester United U16 teams he wows with his newfound abilities and lands himself a move to the German club Dortmund.

In the vast, perilous expanse of the Atlantic during World War II, Captain Karl-Friedrich Müller a German U-boat commander is on a high-stakes mission to hunt down Allied supply ships. Beneath the icy waves, the crew battles not only the enemy but also the relentless dangers of their underwater world. Initial victories ignite a fierce pride, but soon the claustrophobic confines of the U-boat become a pressure cooker of tension and uncertainty. Mechanical failures, mysterious orders, and whispered secrets threaten to unravel their tight-knit crew. Loyalties are tested, and the line between ally and adversary blurs in the relentless darkness. As the U-boat navigates through treacherous waters, Muller must steer his men through mutiny, moral dilemmas, and life-or-death decisions. Every dive could be their last, and the ocean itself becomes a merciless adversary. Dive into a gripping war drama where danger lurks in every shadow and the true enemy might be closer than they think. Will Captain Karl-Friedrich Müller and his crew triumph against the odds, or will the unforgiving depths of the Atlantic swallow them? The fate of their mission—and their lives—hangs by a thread.

The male protagonist of this book is Zhao Jiadi, with the nickname Baliang. He is extremely intelligent and brilliant. Like a hidden treasure, he remains low - key despite his great talent and wealth. He acts in a low - key and sophisticated manner. However, when the women he loves are in danger, he will be desperate to protect them, revealing his passionate side. Although he isn't perfect, he is genuine. Zhao Jiadi is the heir of Jinhai Industrial. He is a top - tier rich second - generation, yet few people truly know his identity. His mother immigrated to Canada and has been separated from his father, Zhao Xin, for many years without getting a divorce. Since childhood, he has been sent by Zhao Xin to a boarding school to live and study independently. He is a learning prodigy, a physics and chemistry genius, a Go master, and proficient in Russian and German. However, he has no knowledge of English. Because Huang Fangfei, Zhao Xin's concubine, is an English teacher, he resists English. He even submitted a blank paper for the English test in the college entrance examination. Even so, relying on his strengths in other subjects, he was admitted to a second - tier university in Shanghai from Hebei Province, and he achieved a full score in the math test of the college entrance examination, which is astonishing. He values friendship and loyalty. He treats his friends and subordinates like Han Daode equally, without any airs. He has high achievements in finance. When Jinhai Industrial is in crisis and Zhao Xin is imprisoned, he remains calm and composed. He neither complains nor resigns himself to fate but goes all out to overcome difficulties. After successfully rescuing Cai Yanzhi, who was kidnapped, he truly starts to shine, demonstrating extraordinary abilities. From then on, he forges ahead unstoppably, writing his own legend.

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

Michael Clarence is a high ranked soldier in the German organization, CCO. He is the soldier to fight against catastrophe in a world where it is normal. One day, his life turned upside down. Blinded by revenge and selfishness, he charged himself for the terror he and the world created.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

James death was very similar to the way his life had been, pathetic and quite forgettable. He had been an underachieving, procrastinating, overweight and undisciplined dissapointment of a human being. He had spent his life doing heroic amounts of nothing. So when the neighbors two neglected and desperate for freedom German Shepherds dug out of their kennel and found James they where once again robbed of any real predatory stimulation. James body unleashed a mighty dose of adrenaline, propelling his bulbous form for 6 entire strides of panicky jigglily escape before his heart finally rebelled against the injustice it had been subjected to for the past 27 years of sedentary gluttonous life, and stopped. It might be that some lingering negative karma from that poor mistreated heart followed James through death itself, in an attempt to make certain that no other heart would ever suffer as it had. Maybe that's why out of all the myriad forms of life in existence, James awoke after his ordeal to find himself in an incredibly alien and disorienting body. James awoke in great confusion, but for reasons he didnt yet understand, with the innate knowledge that he was now a jellyfish.

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"Luna and Stella,AKA moon and star 16-year-old twins with a passion for music, have always dreamed of making it big in the music industry. When they form a band with three other talented girls, they quickly find themselves in the spotlight, with a record deal and a growing fan base. But as the band's success skyrockets, the twins find themselves navigating the ups and downs of fame, from paparazzi and groupies to backstabbing record executives and bitter rivalries. "Luna and Stella are twins who love to sing. Will their sisterly bond be strong enough to keep them together, or will fame tear them apart? Find out in this story about sisters, music, and the cost of being famous."

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)