Cyanide And Happiness Prince

Being pulled through a portal hidden in the bathroom at work? Check. Being mistaken for a prince? Check. Accidentally (but not really) summoning a demon king? Check. Stumbling headfirst into a world of magic, political intrigue, and strange dreams? Check, check, check. When he went to work a few days before his twentieth birthday, Perry never expected to be pulled through a portal into an impossible world where magic, demons, and gods are real. He also didn't expect to be kidnapped by a blood cult. And then have to battle undead warriors. And then to be kidnapped. Again. It's been a long few days for Perry, but resting is not in his future plans. Especially after he ends up unknowingly summoning a demon king who insists on being his bodyguard. For some reason. Seriously, what does a guy have to do to get some peace and quiet around here? _____________________________________________________________ This book is filled with shenanigans and questionable choices that lead to very predictable consequences (that are quietly ignored by our main characters). It's meant to be fun and light with some serious moments sprinkled in between, and with a slow burn romance between a somewhat clueless prince and an overprotective demon king. Hope you enjoy it!

Betrayed and butchered by his treacherous best friend, Carlo's soul was consumed by an insatiable thirst for vengeance. Reincarnated into the body of Eduardo, a lowly servant, he vowed to dismantle the ruthless Mafia empire of Marcello Diabolo, the monster who orchestrated his brutal demise. But plans went awry upon meeting Marcello. "You're mine, Eduardo. Why don't you spread your legs for me" Eduardo's resolve wavered as Marcello's seductive pull intensified. "Run, and I'll catch you. You'll never escape my bed" Marcello warned. "I need you inside me, not once, not twice, do it until I break" Torn between revenge and desire, Eduardo's secret threatened to expose him. Would Marcello's obsession endure, or would Eduardo succumb to his enemy's passion? Will Eduardo's quest for vengeance consume him, or will Marcello's fiery passion reduce his resolve to ashes?"

Tras un accidente que debería haberle costado la vida,ayelen una chica de 12 años,despierta en un mundo ajeno al suyo,un lugar donde la sed de sangre dolor y sufrimiento es la ley de este horrible lugar Después de darse cuenta cual es el deber de ayelen tratará de ayudar a todos los que los consume con este dolor,pero que tendrá que dar ella a cambio? ¿Su salud mental? ¿Su inocencia? ¿O su vida? si te gusta el romance gey lesbico,drama,romance,enemies to lovers,psicología,formas de manipular y el como gente genera trastornos traumas etc.. con experiencia feas en el pasado quedaré y mira mi historia ^^ (soy nueva en esto,espero y te guste mi historia ♡)

This is a story about love ,royalty,politics ,power tussle ,mystery ,unresolved puzzle and many more .it portrays different characters with their side stories ,whereby the past is brought into future to shed more light to the overwhelming darkness. The female lead Lovett Evergreen and the male lead zaron Tudor are intertwined in a captivating love story ,at first she was his enemies who was brutal and merciless.he hated her alot for her scheming and the murder of his lover . Lovett:I was kept alive for only a reason ,that is to be the future queen . I was a tool for revenge ,a tool for achieving past unreachable dreams . All my goal and priority in life was to be a queen ,birth an offspring ,secure more wealth and power at least those are the anthem taught to me everyday. A/N: please feel free to comment about your thought on this novel ,if any mistake are spot be it the structure , grammatical blunder, I offer my sincere apology. Note: Event in this story are all fictitious and imaginary.

Schedule: 4 Chapters/week Length: 1200 - 1000 ---------------------------- A great old witch had said that whoever was cursed by Lucifer would bring Lucifer back to life and destroy the wizarding world with him. A strange academy where there are only 10 people in the entire academy. Luca joins that academy And William also happens to be in this academy William feels in Luca that he has a special magic. And from there just begins an adventure journey of William and Luca Lucifer's Red Diamond will be placed on the forehead of whoever will become Lucifer's partner and resurrect Lucifer. Will Lucifer come back to life? or will Luca and William not let him.

Balance, Chaos, Eternity, Protectors, and Fate-these are not just words but symbols, forged from the deepest desires of their bearers. Each seeks to reshape reality itself." Anazitis, a Free Seeker burdened by a tragic past, embarks on a perilous journey to reshape his own reality. As he traverses a world driven by power and ambition, he discovers that altering fate comes at a cost-one that may shatter the balance of existence itself.

Terlahir sebagai seorang anak dari Raja dan Ratu mungkin terdengar menyenangkan bagi sebagian orang. Lagipula, siapa yang tak suka terlahir di keluarga yang kaya raya, dan di istana yang megah? Ya, ada. Sang anak itu sendiri. Disaat ia memiliki bakat turun temurun yang harus dikembangkan, dirinya justru tak memiliki minat untuk sekadar mencari tahu bakat dan kekuatannya. Dirinya, satu-satunya anak keturunan kerajaan yang lelah dengan dirinya, keluarganya, dan adat yang harus diturunkan ke generasi berikutnya. Sayang sekali, ia terlahir di sebuah Negeri yang tak diketahui Negeri lain, yang tak mudah untuk dikunjungi sembarang orang. ©Putri Verse Januari 2025

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Chaby, gadis dengan mata bulat dan rambut panjang yang selalu terurai, berjalan dengan langkah gontai menuju gerbang sekolah. Ia baru saja menginjak bangku SMA, namun rasa gugup dan takut mencengkeram hatinya. Bukan takut akan pelajaran atau teman baru, melainkan takut akan dunia luar yang terasa begitu asing dan menakutkan. Masa lalu yang kelam telah menorehkan luka dalam di hatinya, membuatnya tumbuh menjadi gadis yang manja dan bergantung pada kakaknya, satu-satunya keluarga yang peduli padanya.

Is the Royal poisonous mushroom all right? The prodigal son of the Royal family, once a beloved Prince of Kingdom Lechen, had to put down the crown in exchange for being the principle figure of an unparalleled scandal. The Royal mushroom, Björn Denyster. As a property to the Hardy family, she was scammed and destroyed, and thrown to be sold into the marriage market. She was Erna Hardy. – Today, when she was going to be sold as a wife to either a drunkard or an irredeemable garbage, the problematic prince, Björn Denyster appears to be the savior. You’re just a token, Miss Erna. Don’t try to consume the poisonous mushroom. Or you’ll die.

"I want to watch you try... You want to end my life by your own hands?? I will gladly take a bullet from you, I have already lived in this world full of so much pain, even in moments of hope I still expect sadness and hurt. do you really think that I didn't know ?? All this while I only hoped that it'll get better and you'll learn to see me as who I truly am,so kill me stabb me with a dagger of shoot f#cking gun at me, I have never been afraid to die... The pains from the world has made me think that perhaps death is just misunderstood, I want to experience the peace in the silence ". She charged him so much because she didn't want to see him suffer but he came closer and place his soft lips on her and kissed her life he was trying to explain the meaning of his life to her through his lips movements, it's was feverish it was intense. It doesn't have to end like this he said, but it will she responded... Maya seal an abandoned child turned superstar and assassin as a plant for the sync. What happens when she's sent on a mission to retrieve the most valuable asset of the boss from Sean?? Will she get the seal? will he be the happiness she didn't know she needed?? or the enemy whose brains she must blow out?? Will she be able to keep her life and dirty secrets away from the public?? What other secret does she need to know about herself?? Is there a happy ending for Maya??.... Read the book to get answers to Maya Seal...

Roderic stepped forward, his expression a mix of irritation and wariness. "Lysandra's methods are unorthodox, but they're effective," he said, his tone clipped. "You'll find no one better at scouting or taking down a target." "I can see that," Alaric replied, his lips curling into a faint, smile. "Though I imagine her sharp tongue is just as deadly as her blade." Lysandra crossed her arms, her smirk returning despite the weight of the knights' stares. "You have no idea."

a heartfelt novel that chronicles the journey of Alex, a tenacious and hopeful individual, as they navigate the tumultuous path in pursuit of their dreams. Set against the backdrop of a vibrant cityscape, the story delves into the essence of happiness and the human spirit's indefatigable quest to achieve it. From the confines of a modest upbringing, Alex's ambition to become a filmmaker is not just a career choice but a calling—to illuminate the overlooked beauty in everyday life. Each chapter of the novel peels back the layers of Alex's experiences, from the initial spark of inspiration to the inevitable moments of self-doubt and the encounters with unexpected allies. Through trials and triumphs, Alex's story is a mosaic of life's unpredictable nature and the perseverance required to move forward. The narrative weaves a tapestry of relationships, personal growth, and the realization that happiness is not a singular destination but a multifaceted journey. As Alex's odyssey unfolds, readers are invited to reflect on their own pursuits and the universal longing for fulfillment. a testament to the courage found in the pursuit of one's passion and the resilience to embrace life's detours. It is a reminder that while not everything that shines is gold, the pursuit itself is an invaluable treasure. In the end, offers a message of hope: that in the relentless pursuit of happiness, we find the strength to face life's challenges and the clarity to appreciate the journey, not just the destination. It is a celebration of the dreamers and the undying belief that once we attain our heart's desire, we will indeed be good.

Sia is struggling in her life, her love life, her work, all is a mess. One day while wandering she found a mysterious book, which is going to help her to change her life for good. Join Sia's journey of finding happiness. Author's thought: I am a big fan of Law of attraction and other self-help books, I usually make notes of what I read, but now instead of writing it down, I decided to write it in the form of a story. This book is like a story with information, so it might be boring for some people. But if you choose to read it, I am quite sure that you will like it. Thank you.

Harry Potter and the slytherin price is a novel based in a story that start with harry Potter like a normal and chill guy but what he dont know is that he would sumerge in a chapter of adventure and very amazing things And also metting the slytherin Prince.

**Compelling Synopsis:** In a world where desire and desperation intertwine, 100 single men are transported to a deserted island surrounded by shark- and piranha-infested waters. This is the deadly setting for "Chaos and Happiness," a ruthless game where survival is only the beginning. Those who dare leave brave the sea, but those who remain must compete in brutal challenges where every decision could be their last. The prize? The undying love of a stunning billionaire woman, promised to the winner until the end of their days. But the path to her is paved with sacrifice and betrayal. Who will be willing to risk everything for a chance at unimaginable love and wealth? In a dance between life and death, only one will be the victor. Prepare to find out who has the heart and courage to claim the ultimate reward.

I... lemon... can I be a good human being?, I am just a lazy, timid person, who has no skills or talents whatsoever. can I be a useful human being?. I have never had the experience of making friends, I don't even know what friends mean, but can I give happiness to my new friend. why is my life not like a children's storybook?, where a happy ending is a certainty.

Rubie Jane Estrada was twenty-Three years old a simple yet gorgeous woman living in a small province in the Philippines. Her father was involved in a car accident, before her father died he Revealed the truth about Rubie's mother. Rubie Meet Daryl Hermosa they become friends later on they fall in love with each other but when Rubie's Grandfather find out about their relationship, he decided to make an arranged marriage between her Granddaughter Rubie and Kester Tacuel. Who would be the one for Rubie is it kester or Daryl?

In the grand kingdom of Eryndor, where power and status are determined by one's rank in the hierarchy of alphas, betas, and omegas, Prince Xavier Bloodthorne—the kingdom's fiercest alpha—stands at the center of royal intrigue. Groomed to be the next king, Xavier is pressured to choose a mate from noble alpha or beta houses to strengthen alliances. However, his heart is closed off, burdened by duty and a tragic past. Meanwhile, deep in the outskirts of the kingdom, lives Vale Rivers, a soft-spoken but fiercely independent omega who hides his secondary gender to avoid exploitation. Kael dreams of freedom beyond the rigid confines of societal roles, never imagining his destiny is intertwined with royalty. Their worlds collide during the annual Moonlit Rite, a sacred festival where fated pairs are revealed through an ancient bond. When Xavier is drawn to an unassuming stranger in the crowd, he realizes Vale is his destined mate—a bond unbreakable yet forbidden in the eyes of tradition. As the story unfolds, Xavier must protect Vale from political conspiracies, jealous rivals, and those who wish to exploit their union. At the same time, Vale challenges the alpha prince's notions of strength and leadership, teaching him that vulnerability and love are the greatest forms of power. Together, they must navigate a world that threatens to tear them apart while uncovering secrets about their bond that could change Eryndor forever.

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?" Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

Feng Zhu[God of Chaos] and Asura[God of Death] were known to have a great grudge against each other, something about feng Zhu's past and asura's past since both were chosen by heavenly energy and become dark gods. However when they decided to settle this grudge by a death duel, Asura cheats by allying with the god of destruction and killing Feng Zhu, But unexpectedly Feng Zhu gets a second chance and reincarnates in the mortal realm,a place he used to live thousands of years ago,a place where he had ascended and became the god of chaos. Forced to restart Feng Zhu swore he would get back at the betrayer Asura. With the knowledge of the past,Feng Zhu takes over the mortal plains. As such he made preaparations for him to go back to the God realm for his great revenge. However the thing standing on his plans was his new mortal and weak body,so inorder to ascend Feng Zhu had to reach the highest of cultivation in the mortal realm,but he couldn't just skip the levels so after research upon research Feng Zhu finds out about the Elixir of immortality. With this in mind, Feng Zhu united the 5 demonic cults in the mortal realm to increase his chances of finding the elixir.Taking over the mortal world and causing chaos, Feng Zhu is renowned as the DARK PRINCE. Will Feng Zhu find the elixir of immortality, Will he go back to the God realm and take his revenge?Or will he leave it all and live a happy mortal life, seeking peace?. 'Yeah maybe that's too exaggerated lol.'

The young prince, despite being shunned and despised by those he loves continues to give everything he has.

NOTE: BXB, BL, HAREM Eugene is trapped in a Western kingdom-themed novel and is forced to play the role of a completely insignificant background character. He spends his days leisurely until his eighteenth birthday, when, according to tradition, he is required to take a concubine. Due to his misfortune of being born on an odd date, he is supposed to choose a male husband. "This damn novel, I'm not gay, damn it!"

Wang Yisheng was just a farmhand. Returning home one day, he was forcibly pinned down by a stranger who shamelessly made use of a cucumber. The man, proud as a cat, maintained his air of superiority even while under the effects of an aphrodisiac, commanding Wang Yisheng to lick when told to lick, and thrust when told to thrust. Having lost his purity to a mere farmhand, the prince of the grand Da Mao Kingdom, Prince Miao Wei, was surprisingly pleased with Wang Yisheng's service. "Reluctantly," he decided to take Wang Yisheng as his personal male concubine, ensuring he was attended to day and night. However, how could the noble prince, Miao Wei, restrict himself to only one male pet? What if this insolent dog became arrogant from being overly pampered? "This prince must take on new male concubines to prevent this disobedient servant from thinking too highly of himself. Obediently allow this prince to dominate you as I see fit!" "Your Highness can ride me however you wish. I’ll make sure you’re so weak in the legs and swollen in the belly that you’ll never want to leave me." "Stop talking! This prince orders you to serve me properly!" "As you command, Your Highness." Life as a farmhand was already difficult, but now dealing with the prince, whose insatiable needs couldn’t be satisfied by one "giant rod," was another challenge altogether. Cat Prince: "From my royal experience, let me tell you—all loyal and honest dogs secretly harbor a desire to ‘bully’ cats." Dog Farmhand: "Dedicated to ‘bullying’ His Royal Catness for a hundred years." The Cat Prince swatted Wang Yisheng’s approaching face away with a paw, irritated by his incessant attempts to lick and tease. "This prince is of noble blood! You lowly mutt can’t just think you’ll breed with me whenever you please!"

"In a world where humans hunt anyone who is different and the non human do the same thing too , the children at Aristo Orphanage live a life full of mystery. The orphanage is not a place of refuge but a gateway to a cursed forest called Doradas. Alp, a boy who has never known true happiness, finds himself facing the secrets of the forest and the struggle for survival and forget the past ?