Randy Dave Cartoons

All Dave Parson wanted to do was leave an angry one-star review for Life.exe. You know, like a normal person. Instead, he accidentally triggered a universal debugging protocol and became the world's first (and extremely reluctant) reality QA tester. Now the universe is taking his feedback way too seriously. Physics gets "rebalanced" every other Tuesday. Cities rearrange themselves overnight to fix "user experience issues." And somewhere, a cosmic dev team is probably adding "optimization of human existence" to their sprint backlog. Armed with nothing but patch notes that appear in his dreams and help from a suspiciously glitchy tech support agent, Dave needs to figure out how to revoke his universal admin privileges before his next cranky review accidentally turns the solar system into a 404 error. Maybe he should have just downloaded a meditation app instead. The One Star Review That Nearly Ended The World - because sometimes the customer isn't just right, they're catastrophically right. (No developers were harmed in the making of this universe. Yet.)

A werewolf embarks on a journey and gets a new perspective on life after getting his werewolf powers and losing his family.

Before they got married, Laurent already knew that Dave Washington had another woman in his heart, yet she still chose to marry him because Dave had always been the one she loved. She loved Dave, but his heart belonged to another woman. It was said that this woman loved another man, who happened to be Dave's illegitimate half-brother. Laurent believed that having a child would secure their shaky marriage. Until one day, the woman Dave loved finally told him, "Actually, the person I love is you." Laurent had devoted her youth and energy to this sensational and messy love story, only to helplessly watch it collapse. Heartbroken, she chose to divorce. She thought Dave's infidelity would make her easily give up on the house, car, and property during the divorce, with the only request being custody of their daughter. But to her surprise, Dave insisted that she was unfit to raise their daughter and refused to give her custody. In order to fight for her daughter, she embarked on a long and exhausting legal battle. She said to him, "You're so persistent—aren't you worried your lover is waiting for you anxiously?" Dave smiled and replied, "If you have time to worry about her, you might as well get a new lawyer." In a fit of rage, she threw a cup of water in his face. "Dave Washington, you're despicable!" Yes, every lawyer she hired was bought off by him with large sums of money. Finally, disheartened, she gave up custody of their daughter and decided to leave the country to heal. But he sent someone to intercept her at the airport...

Ella could be described as that rich free spirited kid who just wanted to be free, away from home and family, away from nagging parents and a lovingly annoying brother Blue Daves…. well… was … you know… the idgaf kind a girl… strong on the outside, weak on the inside Ella meets Blue, her roommate… what do you think happens next?!! it’s a short romance between two girls and wouldn’t be all rosy… you know..

Akira Shinjuku isn't your average teenager living in 1987 Japan. The world's greatest paranormal investigator working for the Bureau of Paranormal Extermination, he wields a divine superpower called a Rock Move, with his Rock Move, Footloose, being the strongest of them all. Aided by his doom and gloom girlfriend Amanda Valentine, his edgy as blades rival Rei Higashikata, his video game and cartoon obsessed alien best friend Josefumi Jirou, and a gambling addicted stoner German witch named Maria Elric, Akira is looking to avenge his father's death at the hands of Bruno, a mysterious hitman wearing a cartoonish dog mask. Fullfilling his destiny won't be easy, as devils, freaks, scary monsters and super creeps hinder his way. But with his trusty escrima sticks and his team, he can do anything. Manners. Maketh. Man. This is Silent November.

Dave, a former Marine haunted by his past as a nocturnal vigilante, has found solace in his love for Jane. Their impending marriage promises a peaceful future, but that future is shattered when Jane is abducted by Bedmil, a ruthless drug lord seeking revenge. Dave is lured into a deadly trap, where he is forced to endure excruciating torture and make impossible choices. To save Jane, he must confront his darkest demons and sacrifice everything he holds dear, including his very identity as a man, in a desperate race against time.

A Few Warnings for the Reader: This short novel is written for people who appreciate Japanese anime – a worldwide community numbering in the hundreds of millions. It's important to understand from the start that anime is not just "children's cartoons," as animation is often perceived in places like Europe and the USA. Anime represents a distinct form of animation and a significant cultural force, almost like "super-cinema." It can be incredibly dynamic and explore serious themes. Now, let's be honest, a large portion of anime is… not great. Maybe around 90% could be considered simply "okay" or even, let's say, "trashy." It can be blatant, silly, and not particularly engaging. Many viewers watch one of these less impressive shows and then assume all anime is similar. But that's a mistake! Understand this: by doing that, you're missing out on potentially the most captivating entertainment of your life. That's not an exaggeration – it's a genuine perspective. But the remaining 10%? That's where the true "super-cinema" lies. Good anime is unmatched in its ability to tell emotionally resonant stories and deliver dynamic action. Anime creators are free to push boundaries. Their imaginations delve into the complexities of the human heart, challenging the common "European view" that restricts animation to children. This story(it's not a Fanfiction!) is a tribute to a classic anime called "Fate." Fate is not my personal absolute favorite – there are masterpieces which incredibly hard to surpass. But still, it's a powerful example of the story started as a simple eroge and converted to a deeply emotional cult film.

High school youth love themselves their media. Fantasy books, anime cartoons, even online content. However, when four young teens end up being transported to another world similar to that of their precious media, they must reestablish themselves and adapt to their new fantasy surroundings or die trying.

After drowning in a swimming pool, Randy awakens in an oriental fantasy world, transmigrated as Hu Shengyi, the youngest son of a humble family. In his new life, Hu Shengyi possesses a weak and pale body, an ungraceful face and a small penis. He hoped that this transmigration would be an opportunity to start his life anew, the darkness of depression enveloped him, even with the unconditional love of his mother and older sisters. Unable to cultivate magical abilities or develop powers, Hu Shengyi decides to end his life. But just before he takes the final step, a mysterious message appears, like something out of a video game: “Welcome to the Onahole System.” [Additional Tags] Anal - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Chastity Belt - Cuckold - Dark Skin - Dickgirl on Male - Dual Cultivation - Femdom - Foursome - Full-packaged Futanari - Futaket - Futanari - Gilf - Glasses - Group Handjob - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Milf - NTR - Threesome - Young & Mature.

A historia se passa em um mundo fantasioso (terra) onde existe varias energias (aura, mana e Elemental), e devido a isso o mundo foi desenvolvido de forma totalmente diferente a que conhecemos hoje. A historia acompanha Daves o protagonista desta historia, Daves vive com sua família ''humilde'' em uma cidade capital onde se encontra as ''grandes famílias'' e a realeza. por vir de uma família humilde Daves deve superar os obstáculos que é colocado em seu caminho enquanto tenta se tornar alguém mais forte o suficiente para proteger sua família..

Michael Alastair never mattered. In a world where strength was everything, he was nothing—just another powerless kid, easy to break and easier to forget. When his tormentors finally took things too far, his story should have ended in that alley, bleeding and alone. But fate had other plans. In the void between life and death, a voice spoke. Cold. Sharp. Amused. [NEW TALENT UNLOCKED: WRITER’S LEGACY]. A system unlike any other—sarcastic, relentless, and strangely invested—offered Michael a power beyond reason and a purpose he never imagined. Now, armed with an SSS-rank ability and a mission to rise, he’s back. And this time, he won’t just survive—he’ll rewrite the rules.

In a modern world teeming with hidden supernatural beings, Kelvin, a powerful hybrid known as a Vaewolf, finds himself entangled in a web of forbidden love, curses, and perilous choices. Born of a dangerous union between a vampire and a werewolf, Kelvin is an *Unclaimed One*, a being that defies the control of vampire covens, werewolf clans, and witches. As leaders of the supernatural realm vie for his power, Kelvin is forced into a life of perpetual hiding to protect himself and his family. Haunted by a curse from the witch queen, which promises he will never find true happiness and dooms him to destroy anyone he loves, Kelvin lives in fear of his own emotions. His solitary existence takes a turn when he meets Dave, an unsuspecting human who awakens feelings Kelvin thought were long buried. As their bond deepens, Kelvin must confront his deepest fears: how to protect Dave from the dangers that lurk in the shadows and the curse that threatens to tear them apart. This is a tale of forbidden love, unimaginable power, and the fight against a destiny that seeks to destroy them both.

Montrose City—a metropolis built on crime, where the mafia controls everything from the streets to the police force. Antonio "Nero" Vasquez, the city's most feared and respected mafia boss, rules with an iron grip, ensuring order in a world where chaos thrives. The Blacks dominate the criminal empire, while the Greys, the desperate and the expendable, take on the city's dirtiest work. When Elias "Eli" Mercer, a low-level Grey, is framed for the murder of a made man, he becomes a hunted fugitive caught between two warring mafia families. The Sorvinos want him dead for revenge, while the Riccis see him as the key to tipping the balance of power. With no allies and nowhere to hide, Eli must navigate Montrose’s treacherous underworld, uncover the truth behind his setup, and escape before the city swallows him whole. Meanwhile, Isabella Vasquez, Antonio’s own daughter and a detective in the corrupt Montrose Police Department, fights to maintain a fragile balance between law and the criminal empires that fund the force. As gang wars threaten to erupt and a deadly assassin organization lurks in the shadows, Montrose inches closer to an all-out bloodbath. In a city where loyalty is fleeting and death is inevitable, the only rule is survival.

“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.” Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms. Simple, right? Wrong. With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate: Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle. Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze. Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal. Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way. Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God? Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!

Our Main character Dave has found himself in a underground ruin of some sort in a casket shaped device with the label S-CSC-#01290. Follow John as he explores the ruin and out of it to discover what has happened to our beautiful earth and how he will rebuild it. The bunker of sorts is dark with few lights running several other caskets are open for a long time. (Hello I am back with a new novel this time that I probably will not drop unexpectedly without warning again) PS. R18 content will not happen in the first 80 chapters I can 100% guarantee further well you just gotta wait and find out Oh yeah plan to post 3 chapters a week

Twelve years have been spent by Nora searching for a love that was never really hers. Her goal is dashed, however, when she eventually marries Dave Trump and is arrested for the murder of her best friend Rose Monroe on their wedding day. She loses everything after being labelled a murderer and left behind by everyone. She gets freed after four years, but the past still haunts her. She unearths a network of obsession, treachery, and lethal secrets in her quest to clear her name and locate her kids. Lucas, a stranger, offers assistance, although it's unclear why. As devastating revelations and assassination attempts come to light, Nora comes to the conclusion that certain secrets are worth dying for. In a battle between love and vengeance, will she reclaim her life—or become a victim of the chains that have bound her for so long? I feel this may not be what readers are looking for. A new and captivating multi-novel series will be launching soon!

Yuki, an average high school girl, is suddenly transported to an Isekai world, but there's one major problem: she's stuck as the ultimate fan service girl in a hero’s party. With a skimpy armor that barely covers anything and a body that attracts far too much attention, Yuki finds herself more in danger of awkward stares and wardrobe malfunctions than actual monsters. Struggling to survive while keeping her dignity intact, Yuki has to navigate through battles, awkward dinners with nobles, and increasingly ridiculous situations where her boobs—and not her sword—seem to be the center of attention. From clumsy accidents that tear her armor apart to constant groping, she must fight to prove she’s more than just a walking distraction. But things aren’t all fun and games—when a giant slime monster attacks, Yuki finds herself in the middle of yet another chaotic battle, only this time, she’s completely naked and covered in goo. Will she finally find a way to stop the endless disasters and maybe find some real clothes, or will the world continue to exploit her as the ultimate fan service girl? Follow Yuki’s chaotic journey of surviving as a hero—and as a human being in an extremely ecchi world!

Kieran, a seasoned Dungeon hunter from Earth, finds himself unexpectedly summoned to the war-torn world of Eldros. Transported to a land filled with monsters, magic, and mystery, Kieran discovers that he's been chosen as one of the "Heroes of the Rift." Stripped of his familiar weapons and abilities, he must rely on his instincts and a strange new system to survive. With no idea of how he got here or how to return home, Kieran is thrust into the Wildlands, a dangerous region filled with deadly creatures and powerful factions. Guided by a group of travelers led by the enigmatic Haro, Kieran begins to understand the true nature of his powers. As the "Rift Walker," Kieran has the ability to grow stronger through quests and battles, leveling up just like the heroes of old tales. However, a great war is brewing, and the fate of Eldros lies in the hands of those who can harness the power of the Rift. With enemies closing in and a mysterious purpose to uncover, Kieran must navigate this new world, sharpen his abilities, and face the challenges ahead. Will he rise to the occasion and become the hero this world desperately needs, or will the Rift consume him?

...Based on a true story... When the past refuses to let go.... Unravel Me Slowly follows Lexi, a girl who spent her entire high school life trying to piece together her shattered self-esteem, only for her to watch it crumble in an instant. Memories she really tried her best to forget still haunt her together with words she can't pretend forget. Lexi thought she could bury the hurt, smiling when her heart aches, and laughing when her confidence goes low. Let's talk about the night all this started. In a moment of weakness, she gave in to him -Theo a lost love. Hoping that maybe he would see her the way she sees him. But morning came and the bitter taste of realization that nothing would ever change. Theo had the power to tear her apart. He became a ghost that haunts her every thought, a reminder of how easily she let herself break. Then came Dave. With his quiet kindness and patience, he begins to break down the walls she’s built. But letting him in means risking everything—risking another betrayal, another wound she might never recover from. And even as her heart leans toward him, the thought of Theo still haunts her. Caught between who she was and who she’s afraid to become, Lexi battles her fears of not being enough. Every moment with Dave feels like healing, but every thought of Theo pulls her back under. Leaving her questioning her self-worth, her choices, and whether she really deserves to move on. As Lexi tries to move through this web of love and loss, she’s left with one question: Can she let herself fall apart to truly heal? Or is she destined to carry the weight of yesterday forever? To heal, she first had to fall apart. But some scars never fade... and not all stories end with closure.

When an ordinary teacher takes a job at the infamous Ecchi Academy, he expects the usual challenges—grading tests, keeping students in line, and maintaining professionalism. What he didn’t expect was constant life-threatening chaos. From the moment he steps into the academy, he finds himself surrounded by danger—not from monsters or villains, but from his students, fellow teachers, royalty, goddesses, and even the laws of reality itself. A Survival Story Disguised as a Harem Comedy Accidentally becomes the target of every powerful female warrior in the world. Gets mistaken for a legendary hero, demon king, and even a god. Ends up married to princesses, queens, elves, demons, and deities—by accident. Survives multiple assassination attempts from jealous kings and angry fathers. Gets caught in an all-out war between nations, races, and gods—just for existing. At one point, reality itself collapses, and even the author enters the story. And Yet… After Everything… Through all the madness, Sensei realizes there was always one person he cared about—a normal classmate from his past. Someone who wasn’t caught up in divine conspiracies or harem wars. Someone who saw him for who he really was. Finally, after escaping the madness, he makes the biggest decision of all—to confess his feelings and live a normal life. A Story of Escalation, Chaos, and Finding Peace From a simple teacher to the most wanted man in the world, to the one who defied fate itself. But in the end, all he really wanted was a quiet, normal love. A legendary tale of insanity, romance, and survival—until the very last confession.

In the novel "Primordial Sin System," readers follow the journey of Dave Alexander, a man reincarnated into a life of privilege and power after enduring a previous existence filled with misery. Now the son of the empire's strongest expert, known as the guardian, Dave is determined to seize every opportunity presented to him. Unexpectedly, Dave's life takes a unique turn when he discovers he possesses the Primordial Sin System, a mysterious system that grants him extraordinary powers and abilities by experiencing and embracing the seven deadly sins. Fueled by this newfound power, Dave sets out on a quest to collect beauties, conquer challenges, and ascend to the peak of his potential. Note: I am not a professional writer; I write as a hobby. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Feel free to criticize my work. I want to express my gratitude to those who appreciate and love it. There might be some plot holes in the early chapters, but I am committed to creating a better and more cohesive plot for the story.

A weak, starving boy, abandoned by fate, is beaten within an inch of his life—only to stumble upon a mysterious portal that pulls him into another world. But this isn’t the grand adventure he imagined. There are no prophecies, no royal summons, no blessings from the gods. Instead, he is an anomaly—an existence that was never meant to be. In a world ruled by magic, knights, and adventurers, the boy is treated no differently than before—weak, homeless, and barely surviving. But in the divine halls of the gods, his presence is deemed a threat. The Elder Gods issue a decree: he must be eliminated. The Goddess of Judgment takes it upon herself to erase him, dispatching a ruthless adventurer party to do the deed. Yet, when the execution begins, an unseen force intervenes, defying the will of the gods. The boy is no hero, no chosen one. But something within him refuses to die. And in a world that rejects his very existence, he must carve out his own place—by breaking the very rules that bind it.

"A god vanished before my eyes. No warning. No remains. No memory of its existence. And now, I am vanishing too." The gods do not die—they are erased. No remains. No afterlife. No past. And no one remembers the lost. Then, the Whisper speaks to me: "You were never written into the design. You should not exist." My form flickers. My memories unravel. The Watcher, the silent god who has observed all things, turns its gaze upon me for the first time. And from the abyss, something comes to erase me. Correction. No god has ever escaped. No being has ever resisted. If I cannot uncover the truth of my existence, I will disappear—not into death, but into nothing. Will I be the first to survive the inevitable?

The essence called mana has come to Earth mutating animals to beasts will mankind prevail or fall follow Jake on his way to godhood

" dis! gue harap Lo gak pernah deket sama cowok lain selain gue! ", aku mematung mendengarnya. Kalimat itu tidak pernah dipikirkan oleh seorang Adisha. Dia hanya mengikuti alur membawanya kemana. Dia pikir itu hanya sekedar kalimat biasa dari seorang Dave. Namun siapa sangka tanpa sadar dia menuruti perkataan itu. Hingga saatnya tiba, apakah seorang Dave akan bertanggung jawab dengan kalimat yang diucapkannya? Entahlah! hanya takdir yang tahu! Seorang gadis remaja yang menghabiskan masa SMA nya dengan sahabat terbaiknya. Adisha yang belum pernah merasakan cinta sebelumnya kemudian ada seseorang yang mulai menunjukkan perhatian lebih terhadapnya. Tapi apakah adisha menyadari hal itu? Adisha yang selalu cuek dengan kehidupan percintaannya lalu ada seseorang yang mulai menunjukkan keseriusannya. Disamping itu Adisha banyak mengalami tekanan dalam keluarganya. Dengan hal itu bagaimana Adisha menjalani kehidupannya? ⚠️ CERITA INI BENAR-BENAR FIKSI!!

HIATUS Alex never expected his life to change the day he met Clara at a bookstore. What started as an easy connection soon turned into a complicated romance; one that he wasn’t ready for. As their relationship unravels, so does Alex’s understanding of himself. His feelings for Dave, his best friend, have always been buried deep beneath the surface, but when an unexpected kiss brings those emotions crashing to the shore, he can no longer ignore them. Dave, on the other hand, keeps his own feelings hidden behind easy smiles and friendly gestures. To him, Alex is just a friend; at least, that’s what he tells himself. But as tensions rise and emotions spill over, the boundaries between friendship and something more begin to blur. Meanwhile, Clara faces her own struggles, caught between heartbreak and healing, while Terah and Hannah navigate a toxic relationship that threatens to consume them both. With emotions running high and unspoken words hanging in the air, every choice they make pushes them further into the unpredictable waves of love, regret, and hope. As friendships are tested and hearts are broken, Alex must decide; will he keep running from himself, or will he finally embrace the love he’s always been afraid of? Amid personal struggles and shifting dynamics, Between Waves and Hearts explores love, self-discovery, and the bittersweet journey of growing up. In a world where love isn’t always easy, and the truth is harder to face than lies, can they find their way to happiness?

Oh hey there! Welcome to my totally not your average novel. I'm Natsuo, your humble guide (well, maybe not that humble) through this wild rollercoaster of a story. Buckle up because things are about to get real. So, picture this: I was just your regular guy—well, if by regular you mean born into a family of portal-hopping "Dimension Walkers," betrayed by a kingdom, and accidentally sold my soul to Lucifer. Oops. Now I’ve got these wicked powers like gaining all knowledge (yes, I’m a genius), multiplying anything by a trillion (imagine a trillion-dollar pizza), and copying abilities (basically, I'm like the ultimate cheat code). Oh, and did I mention I’m emotionless now? Yeah, turns out selling your soul has some side effects. Who knew? Anyway, things went downhill real fast when the Night Commander decided to try and kill me and my best friend Minami. Spoiler alert: didn’t work. But, in a twist of fate (and some magic portals), I ended up in a new dimension where I ran into some really "interesting" characters, like a dude in a red suit named G.W.A.K.(Guy with a katana) He’s kind of like a talking cartoon with a katana—breaks the fourth wall and cracks jokes like there's no tomorrow. Honestly, he might be funnier than Luci, my annoying floating eyeball companion. Now, with these crazy new powers, I’m hopping between dimensions, stealing abilities from other powerful freaks, and maybe trying to find a way to reclaim my soul before Lucifer decides she wants more than just a one-time deal. Did I mention I don’t play nice? Yeah, if you’re looking for a hero, you’re probably in the wrong place. But hey, stick around! There’s betrayal, epic fights, fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans, and enough sarcasm to fill an entire kingdom. Oh, and if you’re reading this, you might want to keep your eyes peeled—I might just be watching you. discord server:- https://discord.gg/QkbYtJEZ