Retarded Batman

"It was an ordinary world until the year 2067, when a boulder-sized asteroid was spotted by astronomers heading into the Earth’s atmosphere. "They determined its point of impact to be the Atlantic Ocean and, knowing there wouldn’t be any lives at stake, left it be. "Hence, it crashed without any interference, and without any civilian knowing about its existence. "Its momentum, not being retarded by fluid friction, allowed it to penetrate the ocean floor, making its way to the Earth’s core. "That’s when it all began; the unknown properties of the meteorite caused it to fuse with the Earth’s core, changing the entire ecosystem of the Earth as we know it. "It took five days for its fusion to complete, and those five days were known as the ‘beginning of the plague.’ "The Earth, which was filled with life, became a horror fantasy after these days; the Earth was left with only 40 percent of water. "The once flooded 30 percent now filled with unworldly creatures who feast on the terrestrial ones. "The skies and water became polluted with mystical essences which gave humans supernatural abilities that enhanced a person’s character to the fullest, and I, a once psycho, am the strongest. “This is the story of how I might have saved the world from this catastrophe or how I might have destroyed it.”

Everyone thought I was a retarded fool, but little did they know I was fighting the first battle of my life against an ancient being inhabiting my body and wanting to swallow my soul. A battle between a reincarnator and a transmigrator. It took me eighteen years to finally overcome the ancient being and devour his soul. Now that I’ve regained control of my body, those who wanted me dead, those who trampled on me, will pay with their lives. I vowed only to realize I was poison, not to have meridians to cultivate. But from the memory of the ancient being, a new path was created for me: The Path of Array Formation. In this world, battle is not only fought using swords and knives. It can be fought using Array Formations, and I’ll show them how it’s done. For this is the rise of God of Formation, and the world would never remain the same. ******* Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/ckmtX6Yac7

Synopsis: In a far-off futuristic realm at the peak of the love of football, where futuristic technology and ancient magic coexisted, a young football prodigy named Lio thrived. His talent on the field was unmatched, drawing awe and admiration from all who witnessed his skills. However, jealousy festered in the heart of his best friend, who sabotaged Lio during a crucial scouting match. The betrayal led to a severe injury leaving Lio handicapped. As he fell from grace, anger and determination fueled his spirit. Gradually, Lio envisioned a path of revenge, a quest that would lead him to unexpected realms beyond imagination, pushing the boundaries of sports and magic alike. Would he rise to the challenge, and conquer the world of football as the star he was born to be? or will he fail and let the ones who wronged him have their way over trampling on his dreams.

batman with all his items and manor gets transferred into onepiece. he has only few years to return to stop Joker from nuking his home. he will need to reach the treasure island as it has a way to take him home. but reaching it will take all the skills , tools, and teck of the greatest detective ever.

The first six chapters are about MCs past life. It can avoided as it wouldn't have any effect at the beginning of the story. ---- In a room that is dimly lit not by an electric bulb but by an esoteric object. An infant about 6 months old lying in a cradle. Just by looking at him one could see clear traces of confusion in his face. 'What is this?...' He couldn't understand, as his memories are fuzzy, yet he realizes he knows things that he shouldn't know, things that didn't make sense, thinking in a language that he didn't even know the name of. In a magical world filled with esoteric flora and fauna where Magus, Weapon wielders and Martial artists reign, it's the story of a boy, Jayce, growing up trying to find a balance between his emotions and hyper-rational thinking he obtained from the 'knowledge' and 'awareness' he inherited as an infant, which forces him to analyze and decide everything in an overly rational manner.

"Block swords with your [Strong Will] skill hahahah" -Humph, I will materalize swords with my mind and Cut you! "What you gonna do? Convince the dragon to f*ck off?" - Excuse me sir Dragon, can you please let us Pass? *winks "Please Lord! Don't turn me into a sandwich!" - TOO **CKING BAD [You use the King's Will and turn your Enemy into a delicious Sandwich] I have nothing but a strong will! but that's enough, bow for me! Author: It will be a dark story with comedy elements in the middle! Don't expect either a retarded emotional MC or a Ice cold one. King tries to do his best, but won't sacrifice himself and be at the mercy of plotarmor. I hope you all give it a try, I won't dissapoint ya :D.

Amilia Johnston was mentally retarded daughter of the sole hier of international black wolf mafia group. She grown up like a princess far from the cruelty of the world . But on her 20th birthday their house was attacked and she have to left with her mother to India. After reaching India they met with an accident in which she gets her past life memories of a criminal lawyer back. But when she wakes up from coma she found herself lying in a local hospital in the common ward after investing she find that she was unconscious from last seven months and there is no news about her family. Another tragedy falls upon her as she lost her voice in the accident. what will happen to her now?? will she be able to survive???

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

"Don't stop, Aaron faster" Laura moaned as I thrusted into her Her boobs were shaking every which way and it just made me harder "You don't know how much I've thought about you and doing this with you" I said huskily in her ear ********************************************************************** Detective Aaron Smith Walker is a 31-year-old renowned New York detective who has closed many crime and murder cases and also put many criminals behind bars. He started doubting his abilities because he had many crime case files unsolved without being able to find a suspect or follow a lead. He and his employees decide to go on a cruise vacation for a few weeks to clear their heads. During the vacation, the United States Ambassador is murdered on the ship. Detective Aaron Walker decides to take up the case in order to sharpen up his skills and regain his confidence, navigating through a sea of red herrings and false evidences while developing a love interest for his secretary Are you looking for a murder mystery book with a lot of cliff hangers and plot twist and little spicy relationship between the characters? If you are, then you are in the right place

Dave Seville roles as Alvin's adopted human tiny-size son who be troublemaker like his adopted red-clad dad chipmunk was. He met his new friend African American mental retardation tween girl from across the next door and learns from mistakes and avoid from risky.

Reborn into a world where Marvel and DC coexist, he became the illegitimate son of Bruce Wayne, Batman! The film and television technology system was successfully activated! You can arbitrarily extract technology from known movies and TV shows! Use Ultron-level artificial intelligence at the beginning to push Joker to a dead end! Successfully slapped Tony Stark in the face at the Stark Industrial Conference! … This is the birth of a technological genius from Marvel and DC! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you like a little bit of the book then save it you may love it later and pls gift this pitiful author with your precious power stones. :) [Author: The cover's not mine.]

Since when did a swallow sneak into the Bat Cave in Gotham? Bound to a system with only support and healing skills, how can one survive in the perilous world of superheroes? Baia: Of course, you become the world's best healer! Then the style of the superheroes began to change—a certain well-known zero-dodge hero actually started investing in magic resistance? Baia: Go, Clark! Clark: Charge! Whenever Gotham looms in darkness, there are always petals falling around. The old Batman, who is forced to wear a girlish filter: Is it okay not to use the pink shield even if I get hurt? Iron Can: Ha, what's the use of this Bat-kid who can't shoulder or carry anything? My Peter doesn't even know how much taller he is than her! After being picked up by Baia. Iron Can: Delicious! What about baldness? System: That can't be treated. A certain Metropolis bald person: Really can't be treated? Baia: Really can't be treated.

Because of her special abilities, Bai Yue was considered mentally ill since she was a child. She borrowed her special abilities to travel through 2000 years later, thinking that she would be free from worries. Unexpectedly, she would have to be considered mentally retarded. Because the world after 2000 will be full of retarded people! Even if you think you're mentally retarded, you're actually being bought home by an orc? "Hey, stupid wolf, what are you doing? I'm just a retard, and I'm only responsible for being cute!" "Be good." A certain wolf patted Bai Yue's head comfortingly, and from then on he lived a life of being pampered without shame.

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Mare: The mare does not refer to a female horse but to the mara demon who sits on a person’s chest and terrorizes them in their sleep. According to old Norse folklore, a Mara was an evil nocturnal demon of terror. The Night-hag or “riding witch” are other names for the Nightmare. Our story is about 4 Special Operations soldiers under the disbanded force MARE who decide to abandon their homeland of Chrome and defect to the neighboring country of Gasia with their former Captain and 5 other teams to protect the young princess from the hostile forces working in the shadows against her. However, even those who lurk in the shadows need sleep. And when they do, the true terrors of the night the Mares emerge.

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

when death comes life follows soon although not in the same world but i dont have any system to work with and im at the end of the year before i start what my journey well it could be worse... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH I HAVE AN EXAM I DONT NOW HOW POKEMON CARE WORKS THE GAMES DIDNT PREPARE ME FOR THAT

It’s been years since Bruce Wayne has died and a lot has changed since then. The new Batman Bruce Gray is in town.

When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her. In a critical situation, she climbed into the black car that was parked by the roadside. In the back car seat sat a handsome man where cold ruthlessness was a constant fixture on his face. He looked like someone who could not be trifled with. Feng Qing patted her dirty little hands. "So, mister, I noticed that loneliness is written all over your face. What do you think about having a wife who has now presented herself to you?" Xie Jiuhan was commonly referred to as the Ninth Master. He was the overlord of Capital City and had a volatile personality. He was stubborn and ruthless. The socialites in the Capital City used all means, but none of them came close to even touching the hem of Master Ninth's clothes. From this day onward, rumors started to spread in Capital City. Ninth Master, who usually steered clear of women, raised a petite little wife in the manor and spoilt her to the core. Master Ninth: "My wife is too weak to take care of herself." The doctor: "Then, who's that lady who shattered someone's kneecap with a single kick?" Master Ninth: "My wife used to live in villages, she's not good at her studies." The students in Capital University: “Your wife keeps getting number one in every examination. If she's not good at her studies, what are we? Retards?" Master Ninth: “My wife is extremely timid. She's not met many bigshots or prominent figures." The public: “Please shut up!" The leading authority in medicine, science professors, and famous international directors queued outside your house, begging to see her! Yes, your wife had not met bigshots or prominent figures before because she was the most prominent figure here.

Having been witness to his parents' murder as a child, billionaire Bruce Wayne swears vengeance against crime and vows to rid his city of it forever. Training himself for it both physically and mentally for seven years, he returns in 2001 and becomes Batman. But to truly embrace his destiny as Gotham City's protector, he must look into his soul to find the answer about why he wants to help them.

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Set in an ancient time wherein prestige and power are everything, Prince Zen Lykus, born from a lowly Imperial concubine from the southern tribe, is destined to die at the hands of the empress of the Lykus Empire. To avoid his death and his mother's, the third prince decides to portray the image of a retard to dodge the power struggle within the Imperial Court. Prince Zen is doing great until he meets his consort, Theta Mariyah, the tribute from the Kingdom of Amina. Fierce and cunning, his beloved wife treats him like a child - making him wish to show her his dominant and possessive self. Prince Zen's resolve will be tested as he struggles to maintain his façade of being his cunning wife's 'retarded' husband. Deceiving everyone around him is one thing, but lying to his fierce wife is a death sentence. Follow the lovely yet complex couple as they struggle to survive within the turbulent Imperial Court. - - - - You can find me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IceFontana18Official The book cover belongs to me since I let an artist draw it. Review and gifts will be much appreciated, thank you!

The ancient evil god that sleeps in the abyss has awakened, the evil one who always exists in people's hearts, unaware that the spirit eats away and slowly becomes mad in every miserable human heart. In this world where there is not only darkness but also light, the fully equipped dark knight was walking his staff in the dark, someone's red tattered tights were hanging. On a shelf in the middle of the hallway, there's a spider in the middle of his chest tumbling all over the city trying to play the part of a good neighbor. The smart, philanthropic, rich man has an advanced armor for protecting the world, at the end. nothing could compare to what seemed to be the god of the world, a symbol of hope that was not of this planet, the letter "S" embroidered on it across the chest, the red cape fluttering like the rays of the sun. .. No one would have expected that, behind a seemingly normal person sitting in front of a computer screen immersed in a game, was a young man controlling

Duke, a transmigrator is born in a different world quite similar to Earth. A world with superpowers. He gets dealt a bad hand with the powers he awakens which becomes a blessing in disguise as an AI chooses him as its host and promises that he would be the next dark knight. Will it really be that easy for Duke to become the new world's, Dark Knight?

(Based on Batfleck from DCEU with some twists here and there to keep it fresh/distance myself a bit from the character. also some Arkham origins inspiration.) Batman adopts a young boy named Dick Grayson who he takes on as the Boy Wonder Robin. How will these two fair in the corrupt and dark city of Gotham? (I do not own these characters all rights go to DC and WB)

The actor Fu Yichen suddenly found himself bound to a [Mary Sue Reversal System] and was forced to travel through Mary Sue worlds one after another, where blood and thunder flew from left to right1. With only one purpose, that is to reverse the mentally retarded Mary Sue endings of the Male lead. However, in the end, the male protagonist will fall into Fu Yichen’s arms. Moreover, why does this male protagonist’s face look familiar… Film Emperor Su? Male god Su? Fu Yichen: ??? Black question mark +1 Trash system: ???? Black question mark +1 Fu Yichen: Because… because of trash settings Trash system: Zhan Zhan is so handsome, and all Mary Sue should die! Reading guide This is a quick transmigration text, and all materials involved are made up by the author, so don’t try to verify the facts. This article is a one-to-one relationship, and the shou is the same person. The main character is the gong, the author has focused on gongs for a hundred years. Content Tags: Entertainment circle, Quick transmigration, Book transmigration Keywords: Protagonist: Fu Yichen | Supporting character: Su Zhan NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION !

What are Heroes in a world paid to be one, and what are Vilains when they only strive to break things. What happened to a time when purpose was the reason, and reason had logic. I miss them. That's why I work as a villain of the night, and a hero for the people. Cause they need a hero or many who can keep them safe at night.

Word had it that Vincent Scavo, who never took interest in women, suddenly showed special preference towards a retard from the Britt family. Believing that it was just a rumor, women in City Y set off together to disclose the truth, only to find that: The retard was lying on Vincent's legs leisurely, playing a game on her phone. While gently giving her advice, Vincent peeled an iced grape with his slender fingers and fed her himself. "No way!" The women howled with their eyes popping. Hearing them, the retard put on a mischievous smile. "You got so many admirers!" Vincent looked down and nibbled her delicate chin. In a husky and charming voice, he whispered, "Cannot see any of them. I only have eyes for you." All the women outside fainted from anger and jealousy.

IT IS DROPPED!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Genius or mentally retarded? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with low IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow? Chased away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula. Yi Le is on his way to be a midfield master! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated work from a chinese novel. it is not my original novel and all copyright goes to the author Gold Seal. MTLNovel Title : "Lu Yin Silly Waist" or "LYSW" for short.