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The constant internal struggle to finish with oneself, to realize that this is not the solution to the problem.

Gran and Hero, two archaeology students, become embroiled in an ancient Irish past where nothing is what it should be.

Original Story by Future Past - Do not translate without my permission and consent! Language: English For Indonesian version available on my Wattpad page (with illustrations) @FuturePast353414. --- Welcome to FuPa's Class! Greetings, Mortals. I am Professor FuPa, the Head of the Palica A Mec Mage Association, I’m a 7th-semester wizard. Join my class to gain knowledge and experience from one of the most powerful wizards in the world. Don't forget to watch my live stream on my Wiz-Tube Channel, FuPa's Class! --- Follow Professor FuPa’s journey to become the most famous streamer on Earth. Take care and enjoy the rest of your day, Mortals!

"Tales of Seven" follows Aiden and his six friends as they are pulled into a mysterious world by an ancient book. Gifted with supernatural powers, they must survive in a dangerous new reality. But the power they’ve gained begins to fracture the bonds of their friendship. Betrayal, dark secrets, and growing tension threaten to tear them apart. Aiden must learn what true strength means as he fights to save the friendship that once made them inseparable.

In a universe where the boundaries between the divine and the mortal are blurred, Midoki, a being of incalculable power, awakens to a destiny that defies the very fabric of reality. Gifted with the Shinrei Spiritual Ability, an energy that grants him absolute control over the laws of the cosmos, Midoki is a warrior whose existence is rooted in the balance between creation and destruction. However, upon his awakening, he sacrifices his own body to end a battle and create the entire universe. He is later reincarnated as a human, but still retains his powers.

In a dystopian future ravaged by resource wars, the Shafter family struggles to survive in a world where hope seems extinguished. Siblings Ray and Mia will then discover the atrocities of war and its heavy toll.

(TOTALLY FICTIONAL WORLD, ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL) This is a slightly warped parallel world. Because technology is developing so rapidly, business, literature and art can't keep up. As a result, most of the world's industries are focused on technology rather than content. Among them, the games industry is the most obvious! There are no computer games, no mobile games, all games are VR! Not even free games! In this world, games are expensive items that only the rich can enjoy. “A VR device costs hundreds of thousands, so poor people are qualified to play” Diablo, Word of Warcraft, League of Legends, Dungeon Fighter... Charles has taken countless classic games from his previous life to make ordinary gamers happy! Step by step, he has reached the top of the world and is respected by all gamers and internet users as: a philanthropist of the gaming industry

Transmigrated to another world...? An apocalypse? And then another world... but medieval? ... Why is my starting civilization "neutral" and "???"...? Oh, God, my civilization is... ... A girl with a red hood? A mad scientist? A cursed tower? A vampire's castle...?

Scy-Fy, it is not a human, nor a being of origin natural, lives in the confines of the non-existent with the appearance of a child, awakened by the request for help, which is the inherent nature of reality, which cannot be bent, in order to fulfill its purpose.

Three years ago in a futuristic world, a planet inhabited by a winged alien race emerges out of nowhere before humanity, introducing magic to the world. This new intelligent race, known as "Angels" for their mastery of magic and destructive capabilities, threatens to bring humanity to the brink of extinction. Fashuel, a 17-year-old boy who lost his family at the beginning of the war between these two worlds, joins the army with the sole purpose of avenging the death of his loved ones at the hands of an Angel. Piloting the Xazers, magic-powered flying machines, Fashuel quickly becomes humanity's best hope for survival. However, one decision will change not only his life, but also the fate of both worlds.

A girl who has supernatural powers tries with her brother to adapt and live a happy life confronting the dangers that her powers bring.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Have you ever felt betrayed, hurt, used, humiliated? Have you ever been kind and caring to people who were never worth it? Have you ever questioned the meaning of your existence in this world? If we knew what life had in store for us, we would probably refuse to be born. And that's why life is wise to deceive us. And today, humanity is facing threats that could lead to its downfall. One thing is for sure, Pandora's box has been opened, hoping that it will not be the twilight of humanity.

A English translation and campilation of my Hindi story’s

"IMPORTANT NOTE" These are popular Chinese novels with titles adapted into English for easier recognition by global readers. I am not the original author or owner of these novels; I’m only offering an English name adaptation. If the original owners have any concerns or issues, please feel free to DM me. Enjoy these amazing stories that bring Chinese culture and storytelling to readers worldwide!" This clarifies your role and invites communication if any issues arise. Let me know if you'd like further adjustments ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Step into a world where classic Chinese novels meet modern readers with English-translated titles that capture the heart of each story. While preserving the essence of these beloved tales, we've crafted English names that are easy to recognize and remember, making it even easier for readers around the world to enjoy these cultural treasures. Immerse yourself in timeless adventures, legendary heroes, and mystical realms as these Chinese stories find new life with English names, welcoming a broader audience into the world of Chinese literature. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With his Three Fundamental Views* unrighteous, the demon is reborn. An old dream in the ancient days, a new author with an identical name. An old story about a time traveler who was constantly being reborn. An eccentric world that grows, cultivates, and uses Gu. The Spring Autumn Cicada, Moonlight Gu, Liquor worm, Comprehensive Golden Light Worm, Fine Black Hair Gu, Hope Gu. . . . . . And a peerless great demon that freely acts to his heart’s content. Translator's Synopsis: A story of a villain, Fang Yuan who was reborn 500 years into the past with the Spring Autumn Cicada he painstakingly refined. With his profound wisdom, battle and life experiences, he seeks to overcome his foes with skill and wit! Ruthless and amoral, he has no need to hold back as he pursues his ultimate goals. In a world of cruelty where one cultivates using Gu - magical creatures of the world - Fang Yuan must rise up above all with his own power. -------------------------------- Gu is a legendary venomous insect, often used in black magic practices. It can take on the form of several insects, usually snakes, crickets, worms etc. * = one's world view, values of worth and philosophy on life

Miyamoto Musashi’s journey to find answers about the loss of his loved one. In his search for clues, he must fight shadows that continuously follow him. Intense battles are inevitable as he follows the leads he uncovers. Will he find the answers he seeks? And what will his battles bring? Miyamoto Musashi: Shadow of the Blade

In the year 2100, the telecommunications company Rare Communications has monopolized the international telecommunications market skipping all the antitrust laws of the world, now with the discovery of the dark dimension, a dimension full of supernatural monsters, the companies Rare sells its telecommunications services to them, in order to leave the earth alone, now the technician Manolo Restituyo will enter this world to do what he knows, in a dimension where anything can take your life.

She is an unknown actress Edie Lara, who had a one night stand with the Noble Prince and the CEO Of L.N Group, Stuart Yates. He is every woman’s dream but not for someone like Edie. Stuart was said to be gay, but people behind him don't know the tragic past that pushed him to change into a different man. Stuart offered Edie a contract marriage after the passionate night they shared. He told her it would only last for six months until his family and shareholders could prove that he is not gay. Suddenly, Edie discovered the truth that Stuart is not gay but he had a rare type of phobia. She then fell in love with him. He did everything to let her stay beside him. One day someone pretends to be Stuart’s ex-fiancee after he met an accident, would he still remember his wife, Edie? Would their story ends tragically, or their love will remind him of the woman who is bound to be his fate from the very beginning? Would he still remember how deeply he loved her? Can Edie stand all the struggles along the way when she felt alone and unloved by her husband?

A special night in the lives of Karol and Lana.

Jeovana is excited when she finds out she will star in the school play with her crush while Vero has something important to tell her.

Tama is a final year student at the University of Banten. During the graduation celebration, he intends to express his love for a woman named Nadia. He had fallen in love with Nadia since elementary school, so he was willing to follow Nadia from elementary school to college in the same department. Unfortunately, bad luck approached him, in the graduation ceremony, he was hit by an electric pole. And finally, he died before he could express his love. After his death, he met a demon snake who could turn him into a human again in every full moon, but on the condition that he must be willing to become her slave. Did Tama manage to confess his love to Nadia?

When Kaito Ichihara, a 10-year-old boy, tries to enter the "Ultimate Tournament," the most important competition in the popular game "Kite Wars," he will not only face the challenge of being a novice in this discipline but also confront a sinister corporation that seeks to destroy the game, a mysterious vigilante in the shadows who will help him overcome obstacles, and even clues that could lead him to the whereabouts of his missing father. This is the English translated version of "Kite Wars: Ultimate Tournament". If you want to read it in its original language -Spanish, feel free to visit my profile page.

Qi Sea is the foundation for cultivators to absorb qi; Dantian is the basis for talent and transformation of qi. For those with high talent, there are several Dantians floating in a single Qi Sea. The more Dantians one has, the higher his talent is, and the faster he can absorb and transform Qi. There are several Dantians in a person's Qi Sea throughout his life, which are destined by nature. But, what if you are lucky enough to get a Secret Technique that can change the amount of Dantians? Others use one Dantian for cultivation, but you use tens, hundreds... [The novel Endless Dantian is not my original work. The original author of the novel is Heng Sao Tian Ya and the original novel is in Chinese language in Qidian.com. I here am translating the novel from my own interest in the novel Title to be specific. The novel might seem a little dull at the begining but if you can stick to it for a few chapters and continue, you might find the novel worth your time and effort.]

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

18 years old Arielle saw her new English teacher for the final year in high school and she lost her cool. Every hormones in her was lusting after him. Dave the 24-year old fresh college graduate was stunned at Arielle’s beauty but that was all for him ,she is my student after all he concluded in his thoughts. Arielle did all she could to get Mr Dave to notice her . The strong willed Arielle became a soft puddle for Mr Dave. Alas her parents and the school council discovered their little secrets . All hell was let loose for Dave coupled with his newly found identity.

I was reincarnated in the past and now everything is a world of magic! After dying in an accident during a school trip, a 16-year-old student appears in a Goddess's palace and is tasked with an important mission that has been pending for ten thousand years in the past: to save the world from a disastrous war that wiped out countless lives. Now Lucius Quaramis will make his way to an ancient, unknown place... A fantasy world dominated by magic and swords! How could such a thing have existed in ancient times? A great adventure awaits the protagonist who is determined to enjoy his second chance at life. Context The protagonist travels to an ancient world where magic existed and finds himself subjected to the ambitions of others. His goal now is to play the role of the Reincarnated Hero and enjoy his new chance at life: so he will strive to fulfill his duty, unite all the kingdoms to his cause and discover new adventures with his peculiar power... one that is not his own. It seems that the Goddess who entrusted him with this important mission did not tell him the whole truth. *** [This history is traduced... I'm sorry for the issues and the imperfect experience]

Ashley Gusman, a determined young Filipina, was driven by her sole ambition to provide a better life for her family. She was willing to go to great lengths to achieve this goal, even taking on the role of a surrogate mother for a Billionaire Heir. ***~*** CEO Tanaga Jones, who needed an heir for his empire, was adamant about not wanting a wife. Ultimately, he contracted with a woman to bear him a child.

You know, I don't consider my life to have been good so far, but at least I can say it was normal, but this? It definitely doesn't fall into that category.