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Tama is a final year student at the University of Banten. During the graduation celebration, he intends to express his love for a woman named Nadia. He had fallen in love with Nadia since elementary school, so he was willing to follow Nadia from elementary school to college in the same department. Unfortunately, bad luck approached him, in the graduation ceremony, he was hit by an electric pole. And finally, he died before he could express his love. After his death, he met a demon snake who could turn him into a human again in every full moon, but on the condition that he must be willing to become her slave. Did Tama manage to confess his love to Nadia?

Gran and Hero, two archaeology students, become embroiled in an ancient Irish past where nothing is what it should be.

In the empire of Lysdoria, Princess Lavínia grew up under the weight of a single truth: she was destined to rule. Intelligent, cunning, and determined, she always knew her place was on the throne, leading her people with justice and strength. However, her fate takes an unexpected turn when she is forced to accept an arranged marriage to the prince of Altanar, a man known for his incompetence and weakness. For Lavínia, becoming a Consort Empress, reduced to the role of bearing heirs, is a prison sentence—and she is not willing to accept it. As she struggles to find a way to usurp her future husband’s throne, Lavínia becomes entangled in a web of political intrigue, dangerous conspiracies, and unexpected alliances. Every step toward power is marked by challenges, and she soon discovers she is not alone in her plans. Amid the chaos, a forbidden love emerges, threatening to shake her resolve and jeopardize everything she has built. Meanwhile, in the empire of Altanar, the young princess Safiye faces her own battle. After the death of her mother, the Empress, Safiye finds herself at the mercy of the Emperor’s concubine, who sees the princess as a threat to the future of her own children. Determined to eliminate Safiye, the concubine devises a dark plan, but the young princess finds an unexpected way out: a marriage proposal to the prince of Valthea, the youngest of the three empires. As Lavínia and Safiye follow seemingly separate paths, something in the air suggests their stories are destined to intertwine—but in what way, only time will tell.

Ryuusei Kazama led a quiet life with his family in Tokyo. A 14-year-old boy with dreams, laughter and a future ahead of him... until the world literally collapsed. A devastating earthquake dragged him into the abyss of pain and despair. Screams. Blood. Darkness. When his eyes open again, he is no longer in the world he knew. Before him stands Death itself, watching him with a cold smile. But instead of an end, it offers him a choice... a rebellion. A new destiny awaits him. One in which the gods are not what they seem, and heaven itself could become his enemy. “If heaven has decided my death... then, I will defy heaven.” Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Betrayed by his wife and discovering that his daughter is not his own, Quitar falls into a rage, which leads to his death. Reincarnated as the God of the Void and Evil, he seeks to escape from hell to take his revenge.

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

When a country was at war, the Newhurst community created wolf-like warriors, but something went wrong and they escaped. Now one of them has to rescue a kidnapped wolf and scout out the Academy of Heroes and the location of his girlfriend. But not everything goes as planned. Pressure from the Alpha, constant fear of being recognized, he wants to prevent the loss of his girlfriend. (This story will be soon avaibale on RoyalRoad.com (Link: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/544504/fictions)

What if, one day, you found that the world around you had morphed into a game world? Would you be happy? Or would you be sad that you could never go back to the way things were? Follow along with Thomas and his friends in a fantasy world that looks a lot like a game they play quite frequently. There is a world of mysteries and adventures ready for Discover and Resolve. Can they find their way back, or are they lost in this place? Let's start the adventure!

[Skip to Chapter 20 for the main story to begin/跳到第20章查看动作] Yuan was your typical office worker, being oppressed by his boss and his colleagues until elite soldiers of a far-away race kidnapped him, forcing him to adapt to their hierarchy. Then, in a simulation, he meets the girl he loves. He saves her from death at the hands of the unknown beasts, and thus begins the story of Yuan in the universe of the Wuji Amulet martial arts.

"At one point in the universe, in the year 1 of the cosmic calendar, everything was empty. After a while, the emptiness collided, creating black and white holes that moved apart for millions of years. Inside these holes, particles combined, forming the Supergalaxy 1. Due to the black hole's destructive nature, everything nearby was destroyed. Trillions of years passed until the black and white holes reunited. As the white hole approached the black hole, it disintegrated and merged with it, triggering the Supergalaxy 1 explosion, creating the galaxy. Within this galaxy lies a planet where our story begins, about nine elemental users with different goals, marking the beginning of our world."

*This is my original work.* *The original version is in Indonesian, so I made an English version by using DeepL to translate it.* ============================= [This story has several main PoVs and additional PoVs with random and absurd layouts.] In the circle of good and evil, who is righteous? In the void of ignorance and emotion, who speaks? Race wars, betrayals, demons, gods, saints, heroes, witches, knights, hunters and artifacts... in a world full of screams and despair, three dead souls are reborn, bringing secret intentions and misguidance to this world. This is the story of the "Three Reincarnator" in a dangerous world. ============================= *Please give me your criticism and suggestions so I can try to be better since this is my first novel. "Bad Writing*.

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"No, Mama! I want to stay here. And who’s your best friend? She might kill me like you almost did earlier, Mama," I firmly opposed her decision. "No, Dos. That's final. I talked to her earlier, and we’ve already agreed. Aiya will take you there tomorrow. Don’t worry; she’s nice, as long as you behave," Mama grinned at me. What awaits Dos at the mansion with the woman who will straighten her out?

Story Cancelled "Tales of Seven" follows Aiden and his six friends as they are pulled into a mysterious world by an ancient book. Gifted with supernatural powers, they must survive in a dangerous new reality. But the power they’ve gained begins to fracture the bonds of their friendship. Betrayal, dark secrets, and growing tension threaten to tear them apart. Aiden must learn what true strength means as he fights to save the friendship that once made them inseparable.

Summary: Getting to Know WiraCandraTirtha, The Akalamis "WiraCandraTirtha Sang Akalamis" is an epic story set in ancient Nusantara, during a time when powerful kingdoms and mysterious sects vied for control over power and knowledge. The story follows the journey of a young man named WiraCandraTirtha, born into the noble family of the Wicaksana Sect, an ancient sect famous for its teachings of balance between physical strength, spirituality, and healing. From a young age, Wira was trained by his master, Empu Tirta, to become an expert in martial arts, herbal medicine, and spirituality. Wira showed extraordinary talent in combining martial arts with healing using plants and herbs, as well as spiritual healing passed down by his ancestors. However, despite having all the qualities needed to become a ruler, Wira felt that there was something greater, something yet to be revealed in his life. The peace of the Wicaksana Sect was shattered when their rival, the Langit Jagat Sect, known for its dark powers and ambition to dominate mystical knowledge, attacked them. In a brutal assault that nearly destroyed the entire sect, Wira was forced to flee to protect an ancient artifact that had been passed down through generations. This artifact is believed to possess power capable of changing the world's destiny. Wira's escape was far from ordinary. He not only had to evade the Langit Jagat Sect's pursuit, but also travel through a vast and dangerous world to uncover the deepest secrets of his own being. Wira would discover that to defeat his enemies and restore peace, he must unite the powers of various elements—including his healing abilities, martial arts skills, and most importantly, the spiritual power contained within the ancient artifact. Wira's journey will take him through various kingdoms, meeting allies and enemies, and confronting dark forces threatening the balance of the universe. More importantly, this journey will become a quest to discover his true self, his real power, and the destiny that awaits him. Chapter 3: The First Steps Toward Mount Agni

--- A new chapter every Wednesday --- Puppeteer" is a gripping thriller that delves into the dark corners of the human psyche. When a mysterious serial killer terrorizes London, Cedric Ashwell, a man driven by vengeance, teams up with the determined Detective Eliza Cole and an eccentric theater director to unravel a dangerous web of manipulation and violence. But the Puppeteer is always one step ahead, pulling the strings in a twisted game where no one is safe. Every move, every moment counts – but not everyone will make it out alive. Step into a world of lies, betrayal, and dark art, where every decision could mean the difference between life and death.

In a universe where the boundaries between the divine and the mortal are blurred, Midoki, a being of incalculable power, awakens to a destiny that defies the very fabric of reality. Gifted with the Shinrei Spiritual Ability, an energy that grants him absolute control over the laws of the cosmos, Midoki is a warrior whose existence is rooted in the balance between creation and destruction. However, upon his awakening, he sacrifices his own body to end a battle and create the entire universe. He is later reincarnated as a human, but still retains his powers.

Imagine what would happen if you go to a magical world and there you find out that everything you say comes true, this is what happens with our main character. Adam, an ordinary resident of Earth, is mysteriously teleported to a magical world where the impossible becomes reality. To his astonishment, Adam discovers that by speaking in English, he can unleash incredible powers. Simple words like "Lightning" summon devastating bolts of energy, and a phrase like "Magic Bullet" turns his hand into a weapon, firing light projectiles capable of obliterating stone. In this new world brimming with magical creatures, kingdoms, and rival mages, Adam begins his rise to power, using his unique ability to reshape battles, challenge rulers, and rewrite the laws of magic itself. But as he grows stronger, others begin to take notice—powerful adversaries, mystical factions, and those who will stop at nothing to uncover the secret behind his words. Armed with nothing but his language and wit, Adam sets out to become the strongest force in this world, proving that sometimes, words hold the greatest power of all. Tags - Action, adventure, extensive world-building, R18, violence, wars, different power fractions...etc You will get 10 extra chapters of this web novel on my patrons. I need your support very much, so please come to my patrons and support me. patreon.com/AlphaBoss169

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MY WORK. IT IS THE ORIGINAL WORK BY 후로스트 under the title: 변방의 외노자. Please support the original work if you liked the translation at https://series.naver.com/novel/detail.series?productNo=5387725 if you want to support the original novel. This is just my favourite novel and seeing how there are no plans for an official translation to take place, I want other people to have access to this beautiful novel. Thank you 후로스트 so much for the amazing work you have published: Synopsis: I don’t want to work. “I don’t want to work. I feel like I’m about to go crazy from being too bored. It would be nice if I could work just a little and make lots of money. I guess playing and eating is just the right talent for me. Is there any way to live without working?”

The constant internal struggle to finish with oneself, to realize that this is not the solution to the problem.

This here is purely for my school work that I had to do, there will be 4 chapters, I'll post them all now, since I have to finish everything by tomorrow bro (I hate biology)

Light... darkness... fear... hope... life... death. For many centuries, Ekhros has known how to maintain peace in his kingdom. Nothing could dim his brightness. Until the day when, he, blinded by ambition, decided to put an end to all that peace and turn it into war. But when she was born, there was a small hope for salvation.

Have you ever discovered the true nature of the world we live in? I’m trying to depict it in a world of my own creation, portraying the world we live in from a different perspective—one that is more sinful—through many stories. There is sorrow, joy, hope, and despair; these elements allow you to view things more objectively, from the world of my imagination to the world we inhabit. This is a story with a fairly simple template about the battle between what is considered good and what is considered evil. But can you tell me: What truly is good? What truly is evil?

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

At first, I was just an ordinary student attending the inauguration of a new member in the Taekwondo Club. However, things took a strange turn when a mysterious object suddenly dragged my friends and me into a forest in the middle of nowhere. I quickly realized that I had entered a world completely different from what I remembered. There were so many oddities in this place, including horned horses, meat-eating white rabbits, and three-meter-tall giant mushrooms. Although I found it hard to believe, I soon understood that I had become one of those oddities. My name is Anggi Nandatria, and I am a Haier-Elvian—a rare mixed race of human and fairy in this world.