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For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

"Bleh." - Imp An Imp, a monster known to kill with a grin, a demon of the world, a creature of incredible might! Something that no force in the world can stand against! At least that's what the Main Character would like himself to be, the reality is very different, however. Exactly that Imp stumbles along a path of unfortunate fortunes and grows through it, in a world that hates its very existence. It grows more intelligent, more powerful, simply better at whatever it needs to do. Amongst other things, that includes raising children, killing Soldiers, and carving wooden figurines for money.

"When I was young, I could always see unclean things. My aunt secretly put a little ghost on me, saying it was to protect me. I didn't expect my grandfather to find out later. In a fit of anger, he burned the paper figurine. As the saying goes, it's easy to ask God , Sending ghosts is difficult, the road is long, I want to follow the Tao.

[ Read this first, before you read this Novel. ] Satou was an ordinary man he had a full-time job as a chef in a Famous Restaurant on Japan, he had a hobby of fishing, cleaning his own house, cooking delicious dishes, donating money to charity, watching/Reading Anime/Manga, playing Games, and Collecting figurines of Dinosaur. He had a happy life and hope it continues. Until one night on his house, he saw a masked man putting a lot of money into his bag, and the moment the Masked man saw him, he was about to say something until the Masked man took out his Gun from his waist and shot him from the head, giving him an instant death before he could speak a word. ... On the Void, Satou was floating on the void for a few days Satou knew his was already dead and accepted it, when suddenly his soul was pulled into an unknown place and on the moment he opened his eyes, he was not a human. But, instead he was in Dinosaur's body and this Dinosaur was the Indominus-Rex. ... Hey Guys, A few of you knew me that I had dropped a lot of novels of mine. But, just so you know I was only writing for fun and previously busy with school. And now I'm totally free, not totally since my parent would make me to come with them sometimes. So, I'm warning you that I am only writing for fun and can easily drop this new novel of mine, since I am also reading a lot of novels and cleaning our house when needed. That's all! Thank you for your stay! Leave a review if you enjoy!

On the way to shopping at the convenience store, I saw a girl who looked exactly like the figurine of the goddess in my room, but a black vortex suddenly appeared above her head. In order to save the girl, I threw myself into the vortex, but... ◇◇◇◇◇ The hero is caught up in the struggle for the power of the gods. What will happen to the hero's destiny?

Luke Samuels was a... lazy person. Despite being an avid gamer, and having a decent personality.... he was not a model for success anybody would want to follow. Upon going out to buy a figure of a weirdly sexualized anime figurine, he was ran over by a bus. No strange heroic acts, he was just ran over. Then, he wakes up... In an unfamiliar body, although... definitely better looking. No idea of who he is now, and where he is he believes (his 8th grade syndrome showing) that he would get some Golden Ultimate System... or whatever people read nowadays.... "Nothing.. Still Nothing? DAMNIT!" [Developer System Awakened] "YES! Wait.... what?" Follow Luke as he betters himself and his skills, aswell as hopes to bring the great games of his universe, to a weirdly video game undeveloped world, with superpowers!??

A ‘National Treasure Like Must Have Man’ who has everything from outside… Intelligence, wealth, and looks… But rather just a prodigal but not a prodigal like in reality who has 10% of his mind filled with games and figurines and 90% of his mind filled with revenging against Ban Ha-Ri who had torn his heart into pieces a long long time ago… Han Do-Yoon Finally got a chance! A chance to tear Ban Ha-Ri’s heart into pieces! Just like how she did to him 25 years ago... But what is this strange feeling like feeling? …that these dark clouds are slowly getting near… casting a great disaster of failure over …that this long-waited reunion will warp into much bigger of a show than expected with the two eccentric families getting involved Will he be able to declare victory in the end at all?

To marry Shi Yao, Lin Jiage had resorted to every single trick he could think of, only to fail each time. In the end, he could only turn his gaze to Little Bun. After hearing Lin Jiage's proposal, Little Bun hooked pinkies with him and replied adorably, "Pleased to work with you!" Thus—— On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he duped Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly told Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mummy will be accompanying you for dinner." On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he duped Shi Yao to a swimming complex and secretly told Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mummy will be accompanying you for a swim." On the night that Little Bun received a train model, he duped Shi Yao to a hotel suite and secretly whispered in Lin Jiage's ear, "Daddy, mummy will be accompanying you in bed."

Moeka Itsuki wants to be a magical girl but has no idea where to start! She's a closeted antisocial otaku who owns over millions of copies of figurines, manga, light novels, and anime! Despite all this, Moeka has decided to prove to the world (and her family) that even someone like her can become the best magical girl in the world! Join her adventure with her so-called friends that's full of laughs, drama, fun, and romance!

My life was alright with my low rent one-room apartment and my pet cat named Nero. I admit I am a weeb and I like to cosplay as well, I would watch every anime I could find every day and I would try my best just to get a little figurine for my collection. My life suddenly changed immediately after I met Him

Life was going well for Jay, but it didn't last for long. He was leaving behind his sister, his new life at school, and all those new friends he made, and most importantly, his manga and anime figurine collections. All to be lost in one instant... But then, he wakes up again, to find all that he cared about were safe, but he wasn't, wasn't human anymore. Join Jay as he figures out what the hell happened, and tries to adjust to human and demon society... as a half-human, half-demon. **SPOILER ALERT** This novel is awesome and a must-read! Even though the uploads might be a little, what's the word... all over the place, but if you're reading this synopsis, which I now know you are, please give this a try. Happy Reading :)

Heiichiro Awaji is a lone perverted high school student who believes that you don't need anybody but yourself. He has no friends, doesn't go out, and is slowly falling into the NEET life. There's always bags under his eyes not because he studies but because he watches anime until 2:00 in the morning. Suddenly, two moons appeared in the late nights of Japan! That's all the news ever talks about but Heiichiro has more important things to attend to; anime! Despite the warnings to not go out late, Heiichiro does so he can buy the limited edition Puella Madoka Magica x Monogatari Tsubasa Hanekawa figurine! A strange looking disk hits Heiichiro knocking him unconscious. When he wakes up, he is lying next to strange girl with long pink hair. She then says the word, “Hungry” and faints.

In a dimly lit, cramped room, filled with the soft hum of multiple computer fans, Astor was slumped over his desk. Mountains of manga, figurines of his waifu collection, and half-eaten bags of chips surrounded him. His life, if you could call it that, was a continuous cycle of anime, video games, and junk food. But even in this state of aimlessness, Astor often daydreamed of a different life. "Damn, if only I could get a do-over," he'd think to himself after a particularly bad game round or upon seeing the protagonist in one of his favorite isekai series living their best life. One fateful night, after binging on a new series till 3 AM and surrounded by empty energy drink cans, Astor's wish was unexpectedly granted. With blurry vision, he clicked on a suspicious-looking pop-up ad that said, "Wanna start over? Click here for a new life." It sounded like the start of a visual novel he once played, but before he could even process it, his world went black. Sunlight pierced through unfamiliar curtains. Astor... or was he still Astor? Groaning, he slowly sat up. His room was vastly different—spacious, clean, adorned with what appeared to be... medieval decorations? Feeling strangely more athletic and less sluggish, he found his way to a mirror. Staring back at him was a younger, more handsome face with sharp features, although the eyes—those were still unmistakably Astor's. "Dude... did I just get isekai'd?" He whispered, wide-eyed. Suddenly, the door burst open, and a tall, formidable-looking man stepped in. "Ah, young master Kai, you're finally awake. Your training begins today!" "Kai? Training? Bro, I just wanted to level up in my MMO, not in real life," Astor thought.

No friends, no social life, and soon, no money. Secluded in his room, surrounded by posters of characters and figurines from various anime and manga, Lin Lu epitomizes the term "loser." He spends his days sprawled on his bed, lost in one gacha game after another, depleting the last remnants of the savings he once earned from his once-happy life. The reality hits him like a slap to the face when he realizes he has just spent his final funds on a 10-pull gacha. With only $10 left and a family fed up with his stagnant existence, the pressure mounts. They’re ready to throw him out onto the streets. Staring at his reflection in the mirror, despair washes over him, and he makes a fateful decision. “If I can’t help myself or my family while alive, maybe I can ease their burden by leaving this life behind—with insurance.” Just as he readies himself to jump from the bed, a message flashes on his phone, drawing his gaze away from the dangling noose waiting for him. [Would you like to participate in a PAID game test?]

WARNING! This Has gore and sexual content please be advised. *** On earth there are many things to do and one of them is board games and one is video games and one is anime and Tane does all three, he use to play D&D with his close family to imagine going on a journey, and defeat monsters on the way. But what he doesn’t know is that when he sleeps his last night after some intense masturbation to henti. his D&D figurine Glows white and with a streak of light, enters his head, as this is happening a blueish purple portal opens under him and sucks him in, into another world with a bunch of hot girls that are ready to take him. and what make them even better is that they are yandere’s and would die for him... Is that better? IDK? but follow Tane throughout his journey and life on planet Thrae and throughout other dimensions. *** This is my first novel So bare with me also feel free to input your opinions and offer help! There is no schedule for uploading because this is my first and I’m going to be editing this by myself so it’s going to be random but I hope every weekend when schools done I’ll upload a chapter! ***

The almighty movie queen Ye Zhen Zhen transmigrated into the book’s cannon fodder female supporting role and vicious stepmother, her husband was rich but had a bad relationship, and her stepson was cute but ignores her. According to the plot of the original book, her cannon fodder female supporting role is about to face a miserable end. Ye Zhen Zhen thought, even though she is in a book, she is afraid that these paper figurines will fail! Facing the cold words of the fake husband. She replied: How can you, a big man with a body temperature of 37 degrees, say such cold and heartless words to his wife? Facing the unreasonable troubles from the stepson’s classmate’s mother, “Ye Zhen Zhen, you have to apologize to me.” She sneered disdainfully: “I apologize to you, you kneel down and listen?” Relying on her excellent professional skills, she turned her life around in the parent-child variety show with her baby, and became popular overnight, with constant drama appointments! The stepson who didn’t know her very well and called her “auntie”: “My mother Ye Zhenzhen is the most gentle and beautiful mother in the world!” Black fan: So what if you are beautiful, you married a bad old man for money! One day, the fake husband appeared at a charity party and introduced himself: “Hello everyone, I am Ye Zhenzhen’s husband, the rumored bad old man.” Everyone in the audience couldn’t believe it: the handsome and wealthy CEO of Media Asia Group is Ye Zhenzhen’s husband? Black fan: The slap in the face really hurts! ! !

Note: This book has been moved to WattPad. --- Freya Dagny, a senior backend developer working a 996 schedule at a large corporation, suddenly drops dead at her desk due to over-exhaustion. Her coworkers, deeply saddened by her death but without the time to care, still found time to adorn her desk with figurines of dragons and other fantasy figures. Why? They knew she'd always been fond of dragons. "Hey, Freya, want to go out for dinner tonight?" "Nope, I'm trying to find ways to fix this Java code on Eclipse and also hopefully summon a dragon while I'm at it." "Hey, Freya, the boss needs to see you tomorrow." "No can do, that's a Sunday and you know I play D&D on Sunday. Oh, want to join? I have this exciting new campaign planned where a backend developer summons a dragon while programming and goes on a bunch of crazy adventures and..." Perhaps sensing her adoration for the species and perhaps also taking pity on her, God allowed Freya's soul to reincarnate in a world of magic and dragons with all the knowledge from her past life. Follow her pay-to-win adventures of revolutionizing the world around her while she says, "I just want to play with dragons!!!" --- I update my books randomly when I have the chance so don't expect a concrete release schedule.

In the creation of the universe, raw power was woven throughout the fabric of space, creating worlds where humans and creatures developed different powers. Items through unique circumstances could develop magical properties as well, called natural obscurities. In the kingdom of Lavant, a banished psychopath finds one of the rarest natural obscurities of them all - the son of magma. Formed over the course of millions of years, this ancient power takes the form of a stone figurine, in the likeness of a baby. Tempered through molten earth and refined in liquid metal, the natural power contained in this small obscurity is unimaginable. Rotu, the exiled, plans to unleash this power on the entirety of the kingdom and reform it into a living hell. Lord Ru, the mysterious ruler of the Lavant Kingdom, intercepts Rotu, but accidentally causes a chain reaction to occur within the son of magma. After the blinding fight, all that’s left is a crater with a newborn baby in the center. Little does anyone know, that baby is the humanized son of magma. Follow Tai as he grows up to fight for justice and against evil; as the sun drives his heart to be just and pure. The sun may blind and sting, purifying humanity in its wake. Elemental Qi Cultivation Types Rarities: Common- fire, water, earth, air Uncommon- metal, lightning, nature, ice Rare- illusion, darkness, light, gravity Legendary- time, space, holy, death *Note* - There are many more elements to be found in the vast universe, yet some can only be produced by near impossible occurrences. Mutations may also occur and change even common elements into powerful ones. Maybe even powerful enough to surpass legendary talent. Tai’s elements are: Holy fire (unique), molten earth (mutation), black metal (unique), and gravity (rare) Elemental Qi Cultivation Levels Elemental Seed: initial, middle, final, completion Bodily Manifest: initial, middle, final, completion Element Core: initial, middle, final, completion Soldier: 1 Star-5 star, half-step Officer: 1 star-5 star, half-step Commander: 1 star-5 star, half-step Unification Stage: 1 star-10 star, half-step Tempered Stage: 1 star - 10 star, half-step Naturalist Stage: 1 star-10 star, half-step Daoist: bronze, silver, gold, harmonic Master: bronze, silver, gold, harmonic Grandmaster: bronze, silver, gold, harmonic Immortal Demigod God One-with-the-world ????????????? *Note* - for the last four stages, there are no telltale signs of progression. One must fully immerse themselves in their element and develop their understanding to rise to the next level.

Kaho Nikaido has lead a sheltered, pampered life as the only child of rich, older parents. Seeking to escape the bullying that plagued her as a result, she moves to Tokyo to live in a boarding house, hoping to start over fresh. On her first day there, she almost gets hit by a truck, but is saved by a handsome boy, with whom she falls in love at first sight. The only problem? He's a fifth grader, the son of her new landlord. Is it okay for her to still like him? Or even...date him?Review: There are crushes, and there are crushes – some you're more likely to act on than others, and some you know are just secret emotions that are better kept to yourself. That last distinction is a little difficult for the heroine of First Love Monster, fifteen-year-old Kaho Nikaidou, though to be fair it isn't entirely her fault. Kaho is the only daughter of a wealthy family, and her older parents have always spoiled and indulged her. They've made it very well known that she's their precious flower, and as a result she's never been able to keep any friends – they either assume she's stuck up or their parents have warned them away from Kaho. In an attempt to end a socially isolating, hurtful phase in her life, Kaho packs up and moves into a swanky boarding house in Tokyo,determined to start anew. Unfortunately, one of the first things she does is almost get hit by a truck. She's rescued by Kanade, a tall, gorgeous boy who asks her if her mother never taught her not to play in the street. She falls for him immediately, and is encouraged in her crush by her new housemate Chiaki. But when she asks Kanade out, he tells her that he'll only do it if she still likes him when she finds out the truth..that he's an exceptionally tall and mature looking fifth grader. When you look at it from a different perspective, four to five years of age difference isn't a big deal. Then you remember that Kanade is ten or eleven to Kaho's fifteen, and First Love Monster becomes a little harder to stomach, because at those ages, four to five years does make for a huge gap in maturity. Suddenly First Love Monster's comedy is overwhelmed by its creepy factor. There is no denying that mangaka Akira Hiyoshimaru (predominantly a writer of yaoi) wants this to be a comedy. The visual differences between Kaho and Kanade are amusing, with her being teeny-tiny and him being, to all appearances, a grown man dressed in elementary school outfits, such as a gym uniform, and his name and class embroidered on his underwear. Another denizen of the boarding house, Arashi, is an otaku with a fetish for cute boys dressed as girls, which gets played for laughs fairly well (he invites his girlfriend along on figurine photo shoots in the park), and the way Kanade talks is a fun mixture of childlike and more adult. The issue here is that the romance is played seriously, with Kaho, despite knowing deep down that this is not right, truly considering herself Kanade's girlfriend. She's so desperate for genuine affection that she can't get herself out of what she sees as a real relationship, and there's something disturbing about that. While the age gap is part of the issue, also upsetting is that Kaho is so emotionally needy and/or broken that she sees this unhealthy relationship as an answer to her problems. She knows it's not necessarily the right thing to do, but Kanade's childish gestures still charm her. The fact that Chiaki encourages the relationship is also troubling, and in fact one of the other tenants gives her grief about it, so there's a sense that the other characters also know that this isn't good. Kouta, a quiet boy Kaho's age who is clearly crushing on her, is the only one who seems likely to object, but he's so shy that he can't bring himself to. All of this adds up to a very uncomfortable read that the continued repetitions of the same basic joke – look, Kanade appears to be a teen but he's really in elementary school! – can't quite cover up.