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Traversing worlds with the Immortal Sword slaying demons, it was not until a monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King appeared before Lu Yu that he realized he had come to the world of Journey to the West. Striving for supremacy along the Human Path, the secrets of Journey to the West unrevealed, cutting off heaven and earth, the Three Realms were isolated.

Shadow of the Fallen follows a young warrior drawn into a battle between ancient forces after a celestial event awakens fallen gods. As dark powers rise, they must uncover hidden truths and harness forbidden magic to save their world. With allies and enemies in disguise, they face a choice: rise above the shadows or be consumed by them.

How do you feel when you and eight billion-plus individuals get sucked into another dimension? Shock? Fear? Anxiety?

Zeervin found himself in an unprecedented event as his exploration ship LANA accidentally got too close to a space anomaly that suck him to oblivion... or so he thought. A simple exploration of a space wanderer named Zeervin found himself in a very complicated situation, where there's no other option but to move forward. But exactly, how?

This Novel is original not a translated work After Aguda Empire now known as the African continent experienced the greatest civil war influenced by other continents and foreign beings. (if you want to know about Aguda Empire civil war Read AGUDA EMPIRE :- The Legend Of Omalinze AGUDA fell to her knees and her tribes clans and kingdoms were controlled by foreign forces that were beyond her power. Her only hope to rise and reclaim what was lost lay in the hand of the Devine prince whom prophecy claims will be born to rise from ashes and gods will tremble in his presence. will her champion help her or will he fail her like the other champions (The Prince of Aguda)

Our protagonist was once a world-famous Michelin-starred chef, known for his perfectionism, his arrogance, and his ability to turn any ingredient into culinary gold. He died tragically and wakes up in a high-magic fantasy world where... the food is absolute garbage. Here, people eat bland, tasteless mana-infused gruel because magic has made cooking obsolete. No one understands seasonings, textures, or proper culinary techniques. In noble households, food is just a status symbol, and commoners barely get by on unseasoned monster meat. But the protagonist has one thing in his favor—his stat screen.

A man who was push of the cliff by his lover was later reincarnated as a cat with an evolution system

[Mature Content] "For the next ritual, you will suck all of us off one by one. You are going to milk us out and drink it all."

Imagine you were playing your favorite video game, and now you got sucked into the game as the first Bossfight. It would suck to be you, right? ... yeah it sucks to be me. I'm Adam Balor... and I was a player who got "sucked into a buggy game"... as the Fist Boss you fight... God, I hate this crap.

Huo Siyuan is the world's richest man, and the Huo family is the most prestigious of all elite families, possessing wealth that rivals nations. After inheriting the Huo family, Huo Siyuan elevated their already immense fortune to become the world's richest. With a mere shake of his leg, the entire world trembles. Huo Siyuan is a ruthless business tycoon with influence across various industries, and it's no secret that his hands are stained with blood. Because of this, he wears Buddhist prayer beads and is known as "Second Master." Moreover, he is indifferent to women and maintains a cold demeanor—anyone who dares to approach him doesn't live to see the next day. Xia Wan, on the other hand, is an ordinary girl—so ordinary that she couldn't be more so. She is simple, intelligent, and beautiful. By a twist of fate, Xia Wan and Huo Siming end up having a one-night stand at a hotel. At dawn, Xia Wan leaves without a trace, but Huo Siming is desperate to find her. Through another unexpected turn of events, Xia Wan is forced into a flash marriage with Huo Siyuan. Before meeting: Huo Siyuan: "I will never marry her. I'll make her regret ever provoking me." After meeting: Huo Siming: "It's you. That's great." Huo Siming: "I will never get a divorce." Huo Siming: "Having a baby is too exhausting. Let's not have one!" From then on, Huo Siming begins spoiling his wife without limits. He insists on holding his little wife while sleeping, eating, working, and even during meetings. He wants to cling to her 24/7.

When Nan Wan returns to the year she turned eighteen, she has not yet become the hidden lover of Huo Xunzhou, enduring his captivity and torture before ultimately meeting a tragic end. Nan Wan resolves to live well this time around. She strives to earn money to cure her father's illness! And to never encounter Huo Xunzhou in her entire life! However, it seems like the plot isn't developing quite right. It appears that Huo Xunzhou has also been reborn, and even earlier than her... In Huo Xunzhou's heart resides a beautiful woman, delicate and soft, with a voice as sweet and seductive as honey. Unfortunately, this beauty does not favor him. Beneath the dim lighting of the night, he grips Nan Wan's waist, his voice hoarse: "Do you like it?" The disgust in her eyes is unmistakable, yet she pretends to blush and nods. Huo Xunzhou pretends not to notice, kissing her regardless. Even if Nan Wan hates him to the bone, he will never let her go in this lifetime.

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

Tom wan was born with no emotions and had lived and would live a boring life. He was unresponsive even to the death of his parents. One day he decided to end this meaningless life when the system decided to put the world to a test. Tom did not care and decided to let himself die, but something inside him did not realize that he did not agree. wiki link: https://awakening-of-the-adrenaline-monster.fandom.com/wiki/Awakening_of_the_Adrenaline_Monster_Wiki

Li Tianzong is a lover of traditional Chinese culture in modern times, and has traveled to the New Song Dynasty to become a wealthy young man. He gradually adapted to and enjoyed ancient life, while utilizing modern knowledge to shine in ancient times. He saved Yang Yu by chance and established a deep relationship with her. Li Tianzong also had an emotional entanglement with Qiqi and established a connection with her through his piano skills. His maid Xiyun and Wan'er also established a deep master servant relationship with him. After his relationship with Yang Yu gradually warmed up, Li Tianzong decided to propose marriage to Yang Yu, but encountered some resistance during the process. The novel presents the life and love story of a modern person in ancient times from the perspective of Li Tianzong.

Sorry if the story sucks I am not that good at writing stories I do not own Dxd or Jujutsu Kaisen The fallen angel stabbed Issei hoping to kill she made a mistake would lead Issei to becoming the strongest.

This will mostly be a slice of life type with the mc simply enjoying the benefits of his powers. The story follows the MC who has the power to teleport through the multiverse and just as he discovered his powers he learns and exploits them to his benefit. It starts in an AU version of earth call Terra (cause I suck at naming thing) which is more or less the same of course with some difference. Give it a read and a couple power Stone while you're at it Now I'm on Patreon please support for continuation. Want more exclusive content and early releases? Join me on Patreon at patreon.com/Writing_when_bored

What would you do if one day you woke up having forgot all your memories? Well then you dont have to as we can welcome Leo and his adventures on the waters of Akili. With a mysterious past and a very carefree personality how will our poor Leo survive on the dangerous place that is the ocean? Maybe there might even be more than just water included in this spicy adventure to the point you may even lose your breath. Get it? Im so funny Rated Pg-13 I guess. I suck at this

Blurb: “I reject you! I will never accept you as my Luna!” These were the cruel words Melissa heard from Kane, her fated mate and the powerful Alpha of the Ambersy Pack. As the daughter of a shamed Alpha, Melissa has suffered a life of abuse and humiliation, treated worse than a slave. Kane’s refusal shatters her, but one night of passion binds them in a way neither can forget. Betrayed by her family and pushed into a loveless marriage, Melissa’s life falls into darkness. When tragedy hits, she flees, determined to leave behind the pain and loss. With the help of a rogue friend, Melissa learns she is more than just a helpless omega. She is the last daughter of a wolf goddess with unthinkable strength. Years later, a joint threat takes Melissa back to the Ambersy Pack, where she faces Kane once more. This time, she is no longer the weak girl he once rejected. As secrets unravel and enemies close in, Melissa must decide if she can forget the past and trust Kane with her heart again. In a world of betrayal, revenge, and forgiveness, will Melissa rise to claim her fate and find the love and happiness she deserves?

So with my position on the bed, it meant that the book in my hand should be a notebook not a textbook. I dropped my phone and looked at my right . Low and behold! The tall and mysterious figure was sitting on my study chair and was looking at me the whole time . It uttered these words "hello mortal". I was startled and I was about to scream again. 'Don't let me knock you out again ,mortal'. When I heard these words,I knew I had to zip it and find a way to talk myself out of this situation. With my heart beating as a hunting mamma cheetah ,'who are you,no what are you' I asked. I am Thanatos. Mortal,your time has come. Come along now. What do you mean by my time has come? I am Thanatos,the god of death. The god of death? Wait ,so if you're here,does it mean that I am dead? Yes mortal,so you're coming on a journey with me to the underworld. There's no way that I'm dead. Anyways, Isn't Lord Hades,the god of the dead? Yes he is. Then why are you here? As my name suggests, I'm the god of death. Think of it this way, Hades controls the Underworld while I, Thanatos fills it with the dead,like you. Shouldn't a grimm reaper be here instead of you ? Yes,there should have but Hades said I've been lazing around for far too long and handed me this task. You're the first human I'm escorting personally to the other world so consider yourself lucky. I'm sorry Mr Thanatos, however I still don't believe that I'm dead. How else could I have used my phone and felt my blanket? Come with me. To where? To your bathroom and don't call me Mr. You can call me lord Thanatos or prince Thanatos 'Thanatos said'. As we entered the bathroom,I saw my body lying there unconscious.

Rowan Agoul, the weapon holder of the hero’s party has a always been a nobody….but when he’s rejected by the Hero of Geonosia, Elara Fey. he spirals out of control, ending up right into the hands of one of the infamous Hellspawn generals! Rowan’s luck sure sucks.

In the chilling depths of despair, Wan, a troubled teenager, finds himself trapped in a nightmarish cycle of depression that leads him to a harrowing decision—suicide. However, instead of finding peace, his attempt brings him back from the brink, resurrected but with a sinister twist: hell now resides within his mind. As Wan struggles to adjust to his new reality, he discovers that each time he falls asleep, he is plunged into a terrifying chapter of his own personal hell. These dreams manifest as twisted, nightmarish landscapes filled with grotesque apparitions that embody his deepest fears and regrets. The boundaries of his mind dissolve into a horrifying labyrinth, where he confronts haunting memories, vengeful spirits, and the darkness that once consumed him. Each encounter pulls him deeper into madness, revealing the terrifying consequences of his actions and the monstrous aspects of his psyche. With every sleepless night, Wan grapples with malevolent forces that threaten to unravel him completely. Yet, amidst the chaos, a flicker of hope ignites within him. Along his dark journey, he encounters fellow lost souls who also inhabit this horrific realm, forming a fragile alliance to combat the relentless nightmares. Together, they must confront their pasts, face their fears, and challenge the very essence of the hell they inhabit. "The Hell Within Me" is a gripping horror novel that delves into the terrifying intersections of mental illness and supernatural terror. As Wan battles the demons of his mind, he must uncover the truth behind his resurrection and confront the chilling question: can he escape the hell within, or will he become its eternal prisoner?

When an unexpected accident lands gamer and slacker Obie Williams in the unpredictable world of Kelst, he quickly learns that survival hinges on The System-a divine game where magic, monsters, and danger are terrifyingly real. With only a "Cursed Luck" boon ensuring misfortune at every turn, Obie must navigate a treacherous landscape filled with deadly creatures, volatile magic surges, and divided locals-some who see him as a savior and others who brand him a blasphemy. Something dark stirs in Kelst. Magic fluctuations wreak havoc, monsters grow bolder, and whispers of cosmic interference suggest that Obie's arrival-and survival-may be tied to a higher, perilous purpose. From battling bloodthirsty jackalopes to stumbling into an alliance with hardened adventurers, Obie must learn quickly or face the wrath of a world that kills slow learners. Will his cursed luck doom him, or can he turn misfortune into triumph and uncover the truth behind Kelst's growing unrest? A hilarious, action-packed journey where every mishap is a chance for greatness-or disaster. Cursed Luck Obie is a high-stakes, magical adventure for fans of underdog heroes and chaotic charm.

In a world where climbing the Tower determines one’s fate, I was granted the most overpowered skill in existence: Regression. With it, I can turn back time and undo any mistake. Death is meaningless. Failure is irrelevant. There’s just one "tiny" problem. [You Got a Paper Cut… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Stubbed Your Toe… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Missed a Step… Regression Skill Activated.] Every time I take even the slightest damage, my skill activates, throwing me back days before it happened. A papercut can reset an entire battle, and tripping on a pebble can erase hours of progress. Now, I’m stuck climbing a deadly Tower, where every step is a challenge, every enemy is ruthless, and every slip-up sends me spiraling into madness. I have a overpowered skill, but it kinda sucks.

The tender girl, Li Qiao, transmigrated into a delicate bride in a poor family. A rural household registration, between two decrepit houses. What she didn't know was that the unambitious loser of a husband would one day become a commercial tycoon, possessing the highest status and countless wealth. She was even less aware that her reborn stepsister was determined to replace her and become the wealthy lady of the house. The stepsister often urged her to leave, "Brother-in-law drinks and fights, he's irresponsible and doesn't deserve you." Li Qiao was irritated on a daily basis, "He says he can annoy me to death." The stepsister added, "He's too poor, you and the child will follow him to a life of hardship." Li Qiao's face blushed with shyness, "He says one child is not enough to split up over, unless we have another one." The stepsister: ……

Two souls. Two different ways. A different world. Bai yu Chen just wanted a peaceful and successful life, but being into a different and confusing world put a stop to those plans. Now he has to find a way to survive in a harem and find a way to stay with his love. But how can you love the person who is the cause of your troubles. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° I suck at discriptions but this is a transmigration novel. This is a bl/Mpreg so read at your own risk.

I was bought for 500millon he pinned me against the wall nibbling on my lips his hot sweet tongue sucked and locked my lips you're mine now little mouse he wisphered sending shivers down my spine

Was I just bought for 500 million ..he pushed me against the wall and sucked on my lips nibbling on it his hot sweet tongue entered my mouth I felt his fangs grazed my neck his hands finding their way underneath my shirt