Snail Mukbang

Hi, I’m Liam Remmick, and this is the story of how I killed my father, Steve Nazar—a total douche bag. If you’re gonna listen, I better start from the beginning. Don’t worry about spoilers; I don’t care if I ruin a thing or two. My mom, Shayla Remmick, left me at a young age, and I’ve been fending for myself ever since. She died when I was ten, so yeah, you can guess the rest. Unlike other kids with amazing dads, mine’s an absolute asshole. He fucked my mom, rejected her when she got pregnant, and then tried to eliminate us. Nice guy, right? Mom died protecting me from his assassins. Father of the year. After her death, I bounced between foster homes until they got tired of me. Now, I live in a cave with bats instead of cockroaches—it’s a win, right? I’ve learned to handle them. When I’m not eating bat meat, I hunt for mushrooms, snails, and wild boars—though I’ve only caught broken bones so far. Don’t judge me; I’m an eleven-year-old living alone. ……………………………..✍️ A blond-haired man in his fifties stands combat-ready, wielding a sword against a grey-haired man. The grey-haired man, Seth, has a one-bladed scythe floating beside him. “Each time we do this, you’re always the one on the ground. Don’t you think you should give up?” Seth asks, smirking. “This time will be different. I’ll wipe that smirk off your face, Seth,” Steve replies. Their blades clash, sparks flying as they exchange blows. “You’re still as reckless as ever, Steve,” Seth says, dodging a wild swing. “And you’re still as arrogant,” Steve retorts, landing a kick that Seth barely blocks. The two combatants dance across the battlefield, their movements lightning-fast. Seth summons a swirling vortex of shadows, attempting to ensnare Steve. But Steve counters with his “Ten Thousand Swords” technique, unleashing a barrage of sword strikes that shred the shadows. Seth leaps back, avoiding the attacks by mere inches. “You’ve improved.” Steve sneers. “Not enough to take you down?” Seth smiles grimly. “We’ll see.” With a swift gesture, Seth unleashes a wave of dark energy. Steve counters with his sword, channeling a burst of light energy. The two forces collide, unleashing a shockwave that shakes the ground. Their battle rages on, neither warrior yielding. …………………………….. ✍️ Welcome back. This story isn’t about them; it’s about me. You’ll meet them soon enough. So, do I have your attention? Good! Isn’t this a story you want to see to the end? Let’s begin. Oh, and this story’s called Shadow.

The world’s largest VRMMO, Conviction, was almost like a second world for humanity. It had integrated itself into the real world’s economy, with both corporations and individuals seeking their fortunes through the game. In this game, Nie Yan prided himself in his Level 180 Thief. He could barely be considered among the top experts in the game. Though, that was the only thing he could take pride in. He was penniless and unable to advance in life; a situation he was forced into by the enemy of his father. If it weren’t for the little money he made by selling off items in Conviction, he would’ve barely been able to eat. In the end, he chose to settle his matters once and for all. He assassinated his father’s enemy. He lay dying shortly after being shot in the pursuit. However, that wasn’t the end of his story. Instead, he awoke moments later to find that he had reincarnated into his past-self. Armed with his experience and knowledge of future events, he sets out to live his life anew.

After living as a famous Korean vlogger-slash-mukbanger, Neoma died a (shameful) death and regressed to her tragic first life--- the life where she has to live as a hidden princess with a tyrannical father and a yandere twin brother. She died at the hands of her psycho brother in her first life. But luckily, she charmed her "big brother" this time. Her father remains a sc*mbag, though. But a blessing in disguise happened when her twin brother got "sick." Because of that, she has to pretend as the "Crown Prince," forcing her father to treat her well. She thought she was finally on the road to becoming a lady of leisure. But, despite her laziness, she still ends up completing royal duties that put her closer to the throne than her sick twin brother. The next thing she knew, they already prophesied her to be the first empress of their very patriarchal empire. Now Neoma finds herself in the middle of the succession war she never wanted to be involved in! *** [EXCERPT 1] “Neoma de Moonasterio, the first princess of Moonasterion Empire. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero’s proxy.” [The hell is this psycho saying?] Neoma, despite her confusion, still smiled at her father--- the emperor. “Father, what do you mean by that?” “From now on, assassins sent by my enemies would target Nero,” the emperor explained. “Until he’s strong enough to protect himself, you’ll pose as your twin brother.” Her smile froze, but she still acted innocent. “But Father. If I take my brother’s position, then wouldn’t the assassins mistake me for him and…” She stopped talking when she realized that was exactly what the emperor wanted her to do. [This sc*mbag wants me to be bait?!] “You’re no longer a princess, Neoma de Moonasterio. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero de Moonasterio,” Emperor Nikolai said coldly while looking down at her with glowing red eyes. “Try to survive until your twin brother comes back to take his rightful place, understood?” Neoma was too shocked to react. [Are you f*cking kidding me, you sc*mbag?!] *** [ORIGINAL BOOK COVER. Artwork by sola_cola.] *** [EXCERPT 2] “I’m so sick of your tyrannical a*s,” Neoma yelled at her father aka the emperor. “I won’t forgive you for hurting Lewis and Tteokbokki!” “What will you do about it then?” Nikolai asked with a smirk. “Kill me?” “Yes! I’ll f*cking kill you, sc*mbag!” “Language,” he warned her, upset that his five-year-old daughter curses like a sailor. “Using vulgar words is unbecoming of the future Crown Prince.” “I’m a princess!” Upon yelling those words, the royal princess’s eye color changed from ash-gray to red. [This is getting serious.] “Stop it, Nero,” Nikolai told her sternly. “If you keep that up, the royal knights will come and–” “I’m not Nero!” Neoma screeched angrily. Then she jumped in the air with her left fist, ready to punch him. “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!” [What…?] And Princess Neoma, pretending as the Crown Prince for her sick twin brother, punched Emperor Nikolai, her father, in the face.

Gazing lifelessly down at the thin Japanese sword in her clenched hand, the fifteen-year old's dull brown eyes followed each drop of crimson liquid hang off the tip of the sword and land soundlessly on the ground. "Celestia." The voice of a familiar creature reached her human ears. Her gaze trailed up to meet her masters pair and this initiated his anger but she remained emotionless as he began to complain. "What the hell was that just now? I've been training you for the last ten years and I don't remember you fighting with the speed of a snail. I wouldn't have been surprised if these weak demons killed you." The straight black strands of Celestia's silky hair sway slightly under her hood as she stepped off the pile of dead bodies. The sharp weapon she summoned earlier transformed into light, allowing itself to be absorbed by the tattoo on the palm of her hand. The male glared as she disregarded his last words and spun on her heels, intending to leave the sickening scene. "How many times have I told you to not act like that towards me?" His form materialised in front of her, this allowing his long fingers to wrap around her neck. Celestia choked as her body was driven back and smacked against one of the trees in the vast forest. He released her once her face grew pale and watched smugly as she coughed and desperately inhaled as much as oxygen as she could. She bowed stiffly towards her master as soon as she managed to sort herself out. "I apologize, Zerro." His lips formed into a cruel grin and he unexpectedly planted a kick in her stomach causing Celestia to hit against the rough bark a second time. "You are just a weapon…nothing else." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ During a majority of her life, Celestia suffered through misfortune after misfortune, thanks to the demon, Zerro, who tricked her into creating a contract with him. When Han, a new student transfers to her school, he makes it his mission to help lift away her suffering. Will he succeed or will Zerro stop him from doing so?

Shooting Star, Handsome, Fallen Chaebol Lee Jungyoon died in a cold Prison Cell only at 27 after his Company fell, and was found in a Scandal after being found out that there was Melamine contained in the Food Productions, Money laundering, and Embezzlement. His Parents have been Convicted to a death sentence leaving him alone, since his other Family Members didn't dare to help out of selfishness that left Lee Jungyoon to Despair. And the cause? An Emotionless, cruel, and cold girl, the Heiress, and Princess of the Generational Sanhu Corporation Jung Rina; that unfortunately became obsessed with him who set all the 'crimes' like a Play, in a spur of Ultimate Luck he managed to Regress 15 years back, and has made it his life goal to kill Jung Rina. ... .. A girl who just just finished eating Crabs at a Sea food Restaurant for her Popular Mukbang channel found out she had become a Comic Character; Jung Rina, after she woke up from her nap to see herself in a 12 year old's body. That same person is also the Villainess of a Comic named Deceptive Regression. [Genre: Gore, Romance, Mystery, Drama] Tags: Harem, OP Protagonist, Regression, Super super super cool Protagonist. Stars: 2.5/5 Super super super cool Protagonist was Bullshit! For fun, she always read low stars Comic, and talk shit about it anonymously. Now, she didn't actually think she would transmigrate into the said Shitty Comic.

Xiao Han was an assassin. During a mission, his teammate was attacked and killed. In order to avenge his teammate, he eliminated multiple assassin organizations. With enemies on all sides, he ultimately chose to retire and became a professional player in an online game. In the vast land of the primordial world, three races coexisted, and demonic beasts roamed freely. Hidden conspiracies surged, and heroes vied for supremacy. By a stroke of luck, Xiao Han received a gift from Shen Nong as soon as he entered the game, becoming a master alchemist. Furthermore, at the beginning of the game, he got the legendary Divine Demonic Spell, which was used by the famous Chi You to dominate the world, from a collection of 100,000 martial arts manuals. In the game, he met professional player Xiaodie and the strongest support player Wu Ling, and from then on, he embarked on a carefree life with his two wives in the game. To experience the exhilaration of manipulating everything and the perfect interpretation of the profession of control. Welcome to witness the magnificent dance steps of the NO. 1 wizard in the primordial world.

The story follows a young woman named Aya who dies in a tragic accident and finds herself reincarnated as a snail in a fantasy world. Confused and scared, Aya must quickly adapt to her new body and surroundings in order to survive.

Jarren's life was a wild ride, his father was crippled from a car accident and died shortly after, most of Jarren's money being wasted for treatment. Thankfully, his friend helped him, getting him food and shelter for a job. However, this life wasn't meant to be as Jarren got lured into picking up a strange stone which transported him into a different world and gave him the ability to change forms. Jarren was excited at this new chance before transforming for the first time and realizing that he's a.... snail? Watch Jarren go through this strange new world, unlocking more abilities of the stone and maybe not just staying as a snail. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This novel goes hard, trust I will also be publishing this story on RoyalRoad - my profile: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/279328

The history of the world ...oduduwa was the younger brother to orisala, God ask orisa to create a place and God gave him a snail shell and chammel and fowl to use it to create a place in the earth but do to the party holding in heaven he slept off and his brother oduduwa taken everything that God gave to his brother and create the earth

At the age of twelve, when most children awaken their Spirit Souls, Zaiden White did as well. But he was soon met with misfortune as he awakened a tier two sword soul. Just one tier less than the requirment. His hopes of entering the best academy were broken in a heartbeat. After accepting his fate, Zaiden went back to his home. But as luck would have it, his fate changed once more, for better or worse. He, along with his sister and her friend got chosen as the representatives of Caprica Planet. They were teleported to the Otherworld. Their goal, get stronger to protect the humans on Caprica Planet. ----- Note: The chapters will be updated at a pace slower than that of a snail's.

Despite never finding his Fated Mate, Flint Ulva successfully led his Pack as Alpha for 40 years before finally stepping down. The new Pack Alpha brought with her new progressive ideas of how the pack should be run. After she brought in a group of rescued Genetically Engineered Omegas, Flint never expected to find his True Mate amongst them. Dot only knew a life contained within a sterile cold laboratory with a hundred other omegas like her. Barely able to speak and naming herself, she knew nothing of the outside world. That is… until strangers came and took her away. After a rocky meeting, can Flint and Dot find a way to get along despite their differences? Will they be able to rescue the other omegas? Let’s find out.

WPC #194 Silver Prize Winner! Rikeron is a young man without powers in a world of superhumans. One day while he was home cooking dinner for his Hero family, a portal appeared above the city. For some strange reason, It gave him superpowers after consuming him. With his new gifts, he’s unleashed into the chaotic world of superpowers and imposes his justice. A/N Many thanks to Sera Execfia for the beautiful Cover. You can always drop by for milk and cookies: https://discord.gg/GNKmHpvY

Pretentious Genius x Cute, IQ of 190 – Zhou Yuan. The question he thinks about everyday is how to convince his parents to let him skip grades and distance himself from groups of little kids. One day, his tablemate changed. His new tablemate is almost like a little snail – does everything slowly. She looked at him carefully and wanted to talk to him, but she hesitated to speak. He was curious about what this little snail wanted to do. One day, she finally mustered up her courage and whispered, “I…I want to be good friends with you.” On the first day of school, Hua Miaomiao remembered what her aunt had told her: make a good friend. Update - 1 Chapter/day AUTHOR NAME: 城南花开 Translator: LazyBee Editor: Wahnsinniger Herrscher Distributor - Yukki_Sensei

The world gets attacked by the Future Cadets. Different alliance forms, One World Organization, Tomorrowland , Future Cadets, Zeda-Land , Underworld. Rain, a troubled seventeen years old , is the second chieftain of the Future Cadets.The Future Cadets, an organization who desperately needs power under them so they attack the most powerful organization ,One World Organization (OWO). But later she gets rescued by the OWO Rangers from a fire started by herself . She was saved accidentally . Knowing her status in the Future Cadets , she is made to stay with the OWO. There she meets Sky. Sky, the daughter of the leader of the OWO. A respected person. Rain starts to get close to the girl but is this really love? However Sky is already engaged to the leader of the Zeda-Land. Together they must face many organizations whether they have fallen for each other or not.

A compilation of anecdotes about the mental capability of every individual when faced by different, sometimes psychosomatic, situations.

about a man beeing reborn and trying to safe the future of his family And getting Revenge on thus that hurt him, his family and friends. It ist a Sience Fiction novel playing partely in a VR world and a world resembling our Future. i Like it but pleas Support the real author. Author is Mad snail.

its like solo leveling onepunchman combined its good pls read. I think someone named mad snail actually wrote im just the messanger. Xiao Long reincarnates into the legendary realm of Xigong. But everyone is a piece of poop so he dominates them. Again, Mad Snail wrote this not me im just the messanger.

Wealth. Fame. Authority. Power! For those brave enough to step onto the road to divinity to traverse the nine realms, all these and more are within reach, provided they have the luck, skill- "Wait, wait wait, What? The road to divinity is closed man, that's not what the story's about. Oh whoa, I get my words in quotes in the synopsis? Cozy." ...True. Then something more like.. In a city nearly consumed by anarchy, a piece of a treasure map left behind by a master thief silently vanishes from within a locked safe- "Nope." A mysterious stranger offers passage out of a dying realm to whoever wins an exceptionally dangerous race- "Stop, stop, I mean, yeah that happens, but you're doing it all wrong, my guy." Ok, then what do you suggest? "It's an action story." Sure. "The people came here for one thing:" ...Acti-? "BULLETS." Um, "So we give them Bullet points in the synopsis." There's not actually an option for bullet points on the websi- * Gun toting gnomes: CHECK * Gum chewing succubi: CHECK * Speech impediments: CHECK * Black Holes: CHECK * Skyships: CHECK * Gods: CHECK * Snails: CHECK * Teenagers: CHECK * Gas masks: CHECK * "You're courting death!": CHECK * Frog beastmen blood mages with off brand batmobiles: CHECK * The meaning of family: CHECK * Racist middle aged women: CHECK * Child abuse: CHECK * The apocalypse: CHECK * Literal waterfalls of bullet casings ejected from hot, steamy guns (in your area, sign up now!): CHECK * Some chick named Holliday: CHECK * Swearing in at least three(3) languages (build your vocabulary!): CHECK * Existential dread: CHECK * Heroes of destiny: CHECK * A flying motorcycle that can rewrite the laws of nature and ignore causality: CHECK * A good old heaping scoop of violence: CHECK "And that's just what we got in the first realm. We got a whole eight more to go! So suck your thumb and stick it in an electrical outlet baby, this is GATTICAN DRIVE!" A dark comedy/ action epic set in a science fantasy world about a reality-altering motorcycle and its riders, narrated by a cynical, irresponsible, immature and petty disembodied voice that’s more interested in turning the whole thing into a slice of life than in any of the plot I described above. Updates... when I stop freaking out about editing and avoiding plotholes. The narrator’s whims will inevitably cause the story to follow a giant, diverse cast, so romance and sexual content, if there ever is any, will probably involve LGBT+ characters as often as straight characters. Content can range from laughably happy go lucky to cry yourself to sleep tragic. This story is set in the same universe as my other story, Death Quest.

Post every Sunday! Please comment so I can improve on the stories. P.S. I’m on YouTube if you search Laura with snails on her face that’s me when I was five so go check it out!

A great calamity forced majority of humanity to hide on underground shelters in order to survive, with the exception of maritime forces underwater or those out in the open sea. While the humans were waiting for the surface to become "liveable" again, a group of shadow-like entities took over a quarter of earth's maritime forces. The ships they took over were upgraded drastically and Although they were few, they quickly eliminated major harbors and land settlements thru surface and intercontinental ballistic missiles. Military forces stationed at the north and south poles rallied together for one final stand. Unfortunately, they terribly lost the war. They were clearly overpowered. Before retreating, they heard a voice saying "Heed my words. Stay underground and spare yourselves from death. Struggle and you shall die" Sixty years later in an underground shelter, Blake Fier couldn't endure living underground anymore and planned to try his luck by going up in the surface. What greeted him were crazy adventures and countless struggles for survival. But just as when he and his comrades thought they had a chance of taking back the surface for all of humanity, they discovered that this simple invasion by the shadow-like figures was way too far from being simple at all. I'll introduce a touch of Fantasy on this novel which revolves around ships. I hope I will make a good book out of this. Chapters will be Slow, like a running snail. Comments on how to improve and criticisms about my mistakes are greatly appreciated. Bad comments regarding slow update speed will be met with a "I swish my cape at you" treatment. - The Running Snail

I just wanted to say now that I have no idea what I'm doing, I simply just want to try writing something. If anyone comes across my meager little writings then I hope you at least feel a sliver of enjoyment. . .

Xu Xu thought she knew it all. As a no-nonsense top-of-class police academy graduate, she was certain that she was ready for whatever the world threw at her. However, when she was paired with the world-famous detective, Ji Bai, she quickly learned that theory and reality were not always the same. Together they would catch murderers, crack decade old cases, take down international human trafficking rings and even stop a maniacal warlord - all while simultaneously dealing with their budding romance. It was a battle of attrition as their relationship was forced to go to hell and back, but would it prove too much, or would love ultimately prevail?

Killed by a Sage Emperor and reborn as his 13 year old self, Nie Li was given a second chance at life. A second chance to change everything and save his loved ones and his beloved city. He shall once again battle with the Sage Emperor to avenge his death and those of his beloved . With the vast knowledge of hundred years of life he accumulated in his previous life, wielding the strongest demon spirits, he shall reach the pinnacle of Martial Arts. Enmities of the past will be settled in this new lifetime. “Since I’m back, then in this lifetime, I shall become the King of the Gods that dominate everything. Let everything else tremble beneath my feet!”

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..a demon never regrets, even if the heavens fall I shall find my own path..

Ye Chen, pemuda 17 tahun dari klan Ye yang sangat berbakat, menjadi manusia sampah setelah meridiannya sengaja dirusak oleh klan Yun. Semua anggota klan Ye menguras harta mereka untuk membantu kesembuhan Ye Chen, klan Ye diambang kehancuran! Tak disangka suatu hari Ye Chen terbangun dari tidurnya dan menemukan meridiannya pulih kembali, tak hanya itu, tiba-tiba muncul formula rapalan berjudul Langit Sembilan Bintang. Kisah Ye Chen dimulai dari membantu klannya bangkit dari kehancuran, membalaskan dendam klannya, pertemuannya dengan A Li, rubah spiritual yang memiliki banyak kemampuan, dan menjadi yang terkuat di dunia yang kacau itu, karena yang terkuatlah yang akan berkuasa di dunia tersebut!

"To cultivate is to become one with the world, achieving a higher plane of existence." What the hell? No, it isn't. "Through diligent meditation and introspective enlightenment, one will be able to bridge the gap between himself and the center of the universe, achieving Immortality." Where did you get this crap? Such nonsense! Come, come, disciple. Follow your Snail-sensei here, and I will show you the quickest path to Immortality! It isn't all meditation and enlightenment like you imagine. If you aren't willing to risk your life, what makes you think you can avoid death? But don't worry! You have the Supreme Me. Your success is guaranteed! Now just put this dress on and let's go. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't point that sword at me!!! IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: I will many of the earlier chapters due to an upcoming official publication through other channels. I have left the more recent chapters and will update in the future so that my current readers who have been with me since the beginning will get to witness the end of the current arc. All of your support is the reason I have gone forward with publishing my story, and I thank all of my beloved readers.