Khoi Dao Funny Moments

A new work from the author of 'Astral Pet Store', welcome to enjoy it! ———— In chaotic times, one seeks survival; in prosperous times, one seeks fame. Despite being weathered by the vicissitudes of life, the Great Yu Dynasty still found itself in an era of prosperity. In the northwest, a youth trekked nine thousand miles on foot, slaying the Great Demon alone to compete for a lifetime of glory. In Long Lake, an unmatched Grandmaster hurried to the mortal realm to establish a sect, leaving his name to be revered for a hundred generations. In the imperial capital, a saintly figure spread his teachings far and wide, with followers throughout Qingzhou, his legacy lasting forever. Yet within Qingzhou City, in the compound of a family with a long military heritage, there was a child who never engaged in serious pursuits, instead spending his days playing chess, painting, fishing, and playing the zither. Years later— …… When the sword rose, dragon smoke stretched for three thousand miles, and a single strike wiped out the cities of nine provinces! Among all the laws of the world, only I, have entered the path. …… 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Martial Path Panel】【Art Master】【Scheming】

[Warning! Incest, Gore, Profanity!] Su Yan has spent years as a disgruntled henchman of Young Master Yang. When fate leads them to discovering a valuable treasure, Su Yan decides take fate into his own hands and absconds with it. Now in possession of an Ancient Manual on Dual Cultivation, how will Su Yan use this opportunity to rise to the top? ... [Tags] R-18 | Adult | Dual Cultivation | Harem | Smut | Anal | Incest | Threesome | Foursome | Milf | Mature | Sexual Cultivation Technique | Older Love Interests | Younger Love Interests | Action | Adventure | Fleshed Out Cultivation System | A Harem That Stays With MC | Expansive World | Smart MC | Ruthless MC | Weak To Strong Yuri! (But Not Canon) [In the same vein as 'Dual Cultivation' and 'Naked Sword Art'. Hope I do them justice.] Disclaimer - The cover art doesn't belong to author. If the creator wants me to take it down, please leave a message.

In a vast universe where countless worlds intertwine, the heavens are nothing but illusions. True power lies not in following the natural order, but in conquering it. To live is to embrace the laws of nature, but to transcend is to challenge them—to fight against the inevitable and carve out your own destiny. This is the story of being, a man who defies fate and rises from the ashes of despair. He walks the path of survival, seeking the truth beyond the heavens, determined to conquer all and uncover the mysteries that lie at the end of it all. In a world filled with wonders and dangers, where only the strong prevail, an man's journey is one of relentless pursuit, where the price of victory is everything, and the cost of failure is oblivion. The journey of a man to the wast unknown Basic Realms Qi Concentration Realm:The starting point of cultivation, where practitioners begin refining and gathering Qi. Foundation Realm:After accumulating enough Qi, cultivators strengthen their foundation, laying the groundwork for future breakthroughs. Core Formation Realm:A critical stage where the cultivator forms a core, allowing for more profound control over their Qi and significant power increases. Upper Realms Martial Master Realm:The beginning of advanced cultivation, where practitioners master martial techniques and begin to harness Qi in battle. Martial King Realm:A realm of rulers, where the cultivator gains the power to dominate others and has a longer lifespan. Martial Saint Realm:A near-legendary realm where the cultivator has surpassed ordinary limits, commanding vast power and respect. God Realms Martial God Realm:Beyond mortality, cultivators in this realm wield divine power, embodying the peak of martial strength.Boundless God Realm:The ultimate realm, where the cultivator has transcended all limitations, attaining near-omnipotence and mastery over the laws of the universe. Each realm has 4 smaller realm's Early ,Mid , late ,peak

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

What would happen if an ordinary guy on Blue Star became a Superman? Traversing between worlds, Lu Yao becomes the only one with extraordinary powers. He studies cultivation in the other world, and bring them the technology of his planet. Now, he is the only superman in both worlds. A small goal— to withstand a nuclear bomb~

On the first day of Luo Tian's transmigration, he received nine volumes of heavenly scriptures. "Tian Dao Jing" Synopsis: Invincible. "Tian Dao Lian Ti Jue" Synopsis: Invincible. "Tian Dao Guan Xiang Fa" Synopsis: Invincible. "Tian Dao Shen Fa" Synopsis: Invincible. "Tian Dao Jian Fa" Synopsis: Invincible. ... What's it like to start with all ultimate invincible abilities? Luo Tian: Thanks for the invitation, I am in a fantasy world, invincible across all heavens. As for me, I don't have any special traits, just an ordinary person who is invincible.

Xuan Li, the Dao Ancestor, is the supreme being who governs time, space, and the very fabric of existence itself. Tired of his endless reign and omnipotent power, he yearns to experience life as a mortal. To do so, he seals away his vast memories and power, choosing to be reborn into the Mortal Realm, where he becomes Ling Hao, a simple farmer's son. Living a life of hard work and ordinary struggles, he soon realizes that beneath his unremarkable life lies a divine spark—a sense of longing for something greater. As Ling Hao embarks on his journey, he unknowingly starts to rediscover his true self, and the mysteries of his past begin to unravel, setting him on a path to reclaim his lost power and identity. But will he choose to rise back to godhood or embrace the fleeting beauty of mortality?

Cultivators have long aspired to overthrow the heavens and attain immortality; however, such a feat was always deemed impossible. Yet, when the impossible becomes possible, the outcome may differ from what one might envision. For only the Heavenly Dao is truly immortal. [What To Expect] - A God Protagonist - World Creation - System elements - MC will not become human - 1500 word chapter roughly once a day* *Currently stockpiling chapters to allow for daily releases. If you're reading this asterisk, then it means updates will be slow while a stack is being built :)

En las profundidades cósmicas donde coexisten el frío y la oscuridad, nueve cadáveres de dragones tiran de un antiguo ataúd de bronce, que existe desde la antigüedad. Esta es una imagen extremadamente impactante capturada por sondas espaciales en el universo desolado. Nueve dragones tirando del ataúd, ¿ha vuelto a la antigüedad o ha llegado al otro lado del cielo estrellado? Un vasto mundo de hadas, grotesco, misterioso e interminable. La sangre hierve como un volcán, la pasión surge como un vasto mar, y los deseos son infinitos como un abismo... Subiendo el camino al cielo, cantando canciones, y cubriendo el cielo con los dedos.

YU CHENG QI, The Immortal Venerable Was Betrayed by his Apprentice and humiliated by his enemy. He was given a new life and brought back to the year he first entered the tutelage. Xianzun has made the choice to cultivate ruthless Dao in this life. He swore to cherish his beloved and vengeance upon the traitor!

The story follows A lazy, easy going, strategically thinking, funny guy name hang who had always had bad lucks like literally bad lucks in his whole life then one day the apocalypse came making him gain an absurd ability called 100% luck that no one has ever gotten or heard off. With this ability let’s follow hang comedic moments as he survives(by luck) this world filled with monsters and strong abilities users, his ultimate goal: to protect his little sis, and those around him and to find his parents.

Shen Yuan was a weak and frail, orphan boy leaving happily with his grandfather, a normal mortal life. One day his grandfather dies in a tragic incident, which also sets his path to become an immortal. Can he take revenge for his grandfather's death ? Can he learn the secrets of his origin that lie buried? Watch Shen Yuan as he breaks the shackles of fate and walks his path to becoming a god!

Remember that saying you've probably heard from a lot of people that goes"from being enemies to friends? "Well, mine's mine's a little complicated as it moves from being enemies to friends to lovers. Yup! That's right! The one you didn't expect huh. Sometimes life brings to you tragic moments, and they're here to teach you how to be strong, not to destroy you. Many people find love through many ways, and of course u can say that mine was a mistake mistake in literal sense, but hey, it's all gonna be alright in the end. With a mix of emotions, romance and suspense, read the intrugging novel "My Glorious Moment" that would teleport you into a new dimension, the beginning of romance! Xinjiang is being controlled by her emotions and finally finds out that her fear of falling in love is no ordinary one. This phobia leaves her trapped in thoughts that seem to be affecting her well-being. Will Xinjiang fight alone? Or does she have support from elsewhere, backing her up. READ NOW!!!

Bhoumik, a reserved and resourceful young man, reunites with his old friends for a long-overdue trip to the legendary Mount Kailash, a sacred site steeped in myths of divine power and eternal balance. But what begins as a casual adventure takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious old man gifts Bhoumik a strange pendant—a lotus-shaped relic brimming with secrets. As the group ventures deeper into the mystical terrain, the pendant begins to reveal its enigmatic power, connecting Bhoumik to the twin lakes of Manasarovar and Rakshastal, said to embody the forces of creation and destruction. Strange phenomena follow him, and an innocent moment of curiosity sets off a chain of events that traps the group in a hidden realm beneath the mountain. In this unfamiliar world of cultivators, ancient sects, and celestial conflicts, Bhoumik must navigate a path fraught with danger and intrigue. As he uncovers the truth about the pendant’s origins, he realizes it holds the power to shape the fate of both realms—a power coveted by allies and enemies alike. With his friends by his side, including the brave yet playful Riddhi and the gentle-hearted Sachi, Bhoumik faces trials that test not only his growing abilities but also his deepest emotions. Along the way, he forms unexpected bonds, even with those who start as enemies, and discovers that his destiny may be tied to the balance of creation and destruction itself. But as forces beyond comprehension close in, Bhoumik must decide: will he embrace the pendant’s immense power to protect those he loves, or will it consume him and the world around him? Supreme Ruler of Creation and Destruction is a thrilling tale of transmigration, cultivation, and the eternal struggle between light and shadow. It weaves intense action, mystical intrigue, and heartfelt relationships into an epic journey that explores the limits of power, fate, and human connection.

Zhou yi feng, an expert that could be ranked top three in the ancient god list of myraid world was framed by the people he loved and trusted because he obtained a treasure that could give gods chance to breakthrough the god shackle and after a tough battle he managed to escape but who would have thought the treasure hr valued would smacked him to death after he escaped from his attackers and reincarnate in a mortal world and a mortal body who was a trash at the second level body refining level and meeting his life companion a corrupt bird known for stealing. watch as our MC kicks ass of heaven chosen and devour arrogant protagonists with the strange treasure.

This is a fantastical and inspirational novel that seamlessly blends urban rebirth, system-based storytelling, and workplace struggle elements, all underpinned by the core philosophy of Laozi’s Dao De Jing. The rebirth concept offers the protagonist a second chance to alter his fate, while the system-based structure adds a touch of the fantastical and provides a growth assistance mechanism. Set against the backdrop of an urban workplace, the story portrays the protagonist's journey through the corporate jungle, a struggle filled with charm that distinguishes it from traditional workplace or fantasy novels, pioneering a fresh narrative path.

After accidentally joining the wrong club at his University, Fang Zhenyu stumbles into a hidden world of cultivators: powerful, terrifying, and very much real. To make matters worse, they all seem convinced he's one of them. Now, Zhenyu must navigate ancient rivalries, dangerous sects, and mystical powers he doesn't possess, all while trying to stay alive. And maybe, just maybe, become the immortal cultivator everyone thinks he is.

Stepping onto the path of immortality, the journey is fraught with peril, storms raging at every turn. Countless times, death came knocking—teetering on the edge of despair, on the brink of annihilation. Every step forward is marked by blood and fire, yet the resolve remains unshaken: to stand upright, without shame to the heavens, without guilt before the earth. And one day, when the moment comes, I will rise with the wind, soaring to the nine heavens, parting the clouds with a wave of my hand, gazing down upon the vast sea of life below

Overpowered Mc ✅ Face Slapping✅ Overpowered System✅ Jun Xiao, a Rank 9 High-Level King while exploring a Ten Star dungeon is devoured by a black hole. He is then reincarnated in the Jun Family of the Spirit Realm with no martial talent or spirit root But, he is surprised when he learns that his family is the strongest in the Spirit Realm. Being from a powerful family he struggles to find his place. However, his fate changes for good when he awakens his golden finger “The Talent System,” allowing him to absorb the skills and abilities of those he kills. As he embarks on a journey of stealing ahem.. finding talents and power, Jun Xiao rises from obscurity to become an unstoppable force, challenging the geniuses and heaven-chosen of the world in the process, becoming unrivalled in the world.

Once the very heavens roared at his sight, his might relentless in destruction and looting. He struck the layers of the celestial bodies with wickedness unparalleled, earning him the tag of the second mischievous saint. But he bit off more than he could chew, when he failed to realise, he was getting weak due to his rotting meridians which were poisoned each day by his own brother. Henceforth, death greeted his eyes, yet even she bent herself in front of his great Dao! ------- Time has changed and the art of natural dantian has been severed, nature itself couldn't comprehend the abundance of the natural flow of Qi, and thus it gave birth to beasts. Now humanity no longer strong uses their intelligence to create weapons and alchemy to artificially function against them. But what if, someone, a man of the past awakens yet again? The man who defeated death, the mischievous immortal had rose yet again though- why was he half dragon? -------- Op Mc: Present System: Absent Just read it.

Dao is the beginning and end of everything. The great Dao binds all living and non-living things in the universe. It is the absolute concept that underpins the universe, incorporating the Yin and Yang principles as well as the Five Elements. Follow our protagonist Liu Feng as he travels through the mysterious world of cultivation with his unique system and unveils the mysteries of the great Dao.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Noted! is a humorous, slice-of-life comedy that follows a 16-year-old high schooler who hasn’t spoken in years due to a traumatic past. Communicating only through a beat-up notebook, the main character navigates the chaos of high school life with a quirky group of friends who are anything but ordinary. From the overly dramatic Julian, the walking encyclopedia Milo, the mischievous Luca, to the kind and patient Lila, the group’s adventures are filled with hilarious moments and unpredictable antics. Each chapter brings a new, random, and funny scenario—whether it’s a disastrous talent show performance, a museum field trip gone wrong, or a group project that turns into an absurd disaster. Despite the comedic chaos, the novel also explores themes of friendship, self-expression, and the quiet, yet powerful, bond that forms between the MC and their friends. In a world full of noise, this group learns that even silence can be a form of communication—and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places.

Synopsis Within a volcano lies an immortal mechanical palace, left behind by an ancient sage, awaiting its successor. Through her selfless sacrifice, Ning Zhuo's mother fought to obtain the treasure seal of the immortal palace. Before her death, she entrusted it to her son. "The Buddha-Heart Demon Seal!" To save oneself is to be a Buddha; to save others is to become a demon. This seal allows its wielder to engrave heart imprints, enabling effortless control over mechanical constructs with minimal mental burden. While ordinary individuals find it taxing to control even a single mechanism, Ning Zhuo can command thousands with ease. Ning Zhuo vowed, "Mother, I will not let you down. I will claim that immortal palace!" Indeed: > The immortal spirit reveals its mysteries, craftsmanship aligns with ultimate truths. A new frontier opens, where natural beauty rivals the heavens. Ancient bells echoes the laws of the Dao, Dancing under the moonlight’s pure radiance. The true form encompasses all phenomena— Who in the mortal world could stand as an equal?

Beneath the stars of a boundless night sky, a young dreamer finds himself in a world unlike any other—a quiet realm of serenity and mystery. By a dimly lit bench near a Japanese-style convenience store, he encounters a girl whose face is blurred, yet her presence feels achingly familiar. As she gazes at the heavens, their silent connection grows deeper, hinting at a bond that transcends lifetimes. Through soft words and shared stillness, the two forge a fleeting but profound connection, leaving the dreamer questioning the nature of their encounter. Was she a memory, a soulmate, or simply a figment of his imagination? When he wakes, he’s left with an overwhelming sense of loss and wonder, carrying with him the echoes of a dream that feels more real than reality itself.

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.