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Hook Summary for "Supreme Dao Sword (道剑至尊)" What would you sacrifice to reach the peak of the cultivation world? Xian Zhu was born with nothing—no noble lineage, no divine inheritance, and no powerful sect to back him. In a world where strength determines fate, he was destined to remain insignificant. But Xian Zhu refuses to accept fate. He will rise, no matter the cost. With nothing but his unyielding will and mastery of Sword Qi, he embarks on a ruthless journey—manipulating, deceiving, and cutting down all who stand in his way. Resources are scarce, enemies lurk in every shadow, and even the heavens impose their judgment. But he does not care. Because in this world, only one truth matters: "Power is absolute. And I will become the strongest." A gripping tale of revenge, ambition, and cultivation, Supreme Dao Sword is perfect for fans of dark Xianxia, sword cultivation, and protagonists who will do whatever it takes to reach the top.

When Chen Mo dies mid-gameplay of (Immortal Taoists), he awakens in a ruthless cultivation world—not as the hero, but as a no-name disciple with the game’s interface embedded in his soul. Armed with a system that passively hoards Qi and a cursed manual that thrives on secrecy, Chen Mo chooses the path of shadows: manipulating wars from the sidelines, sabotaging arrogant young masters, and romancing women sharp enough to see through his lies. But when his system starts glitching, revealing its ties to a decaying Heavenly Dao, Chen Mo must decide: remain the unseen puppetmaster, or burn the world to ashes to forge his own destiny. "The phoenix rises only after it becomes cinder."

Alex's ordinary life takes a startling turn when he encounters an alien creature in his dreams. What he initially dismisses as mere imagination soon becomes a chilling reality as the creature manifests itself in reality. Thrust into a journey of discovery and peril, Alex must navigate a landscape fraught with secrets and mysteries, uncovering the hidden truths about himself and his world. With each step forward, he confronts dangers both physical and metaphysical, forging ahead with courage and determination in a quest for answers that will shape the fate of all he holds dear. Join Alex on his thrilling odyssey as he delves deep into the unknown, where every revelation brings him closer to the heart of an enigma that spans across worlds. Is the Truth really The Truth? This is my first published book. Add to the library and support me.

Lin Tian was just an ordinary college student—until he woke up in a cultivation world with no talent, no system, and no backing. Weak and powerless, he quickly learns that survival means staying unnoticed. Armed only with the logic and science from his past life, he avoids conflict, studies the world in secret, and slowly uncovers the hidden principles behind cultivation. While others chase strength through brute force, he experiments, refines, and adapts. He does not seek fame. He does not seek power. But in a world where strength decides fate, how long can he remain in the shadows?

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

Feared and hated for his sinister abilities, Wei Wuxian--the grandmaster of demonic cultivation--was driven to his death when the most powerful clans united to destroy him. Thirteen years later, Wei Wuxian is reborn. Summoned by a young man who sacrificed his soul in a forbidden ritual, Wei Wuxian is now bound to seek vengeance on the stranger's behalf or risk the destruction of his own soul. But when an evil entity emerges, a familiar face from Wei Wuxian's past suddenly appears amidst the chaos--a powerful cultivator who will help shine a light on the dark truths that surround them.

Um guerreiro supremo, o único e insuperável Imperador da Alquimia, Ling Han, havia morrido em sua busca para alcançar a divindade. Dez mil anos depois, ele, com o "Pergaminho Celestial Invencível", renasceu no corpo de um jovem com o mesmo nome. A partir de então, ventos e nuvens se moveram, enquanto ele se opunha a incontáveis gênios desta nova era. Seu caminho para se tornar uma lenda começou mais uma vez. Em todas as eras, e sob os céus, eu sou o mais forte!

My grandfather is very eccentric, performing daily rituals of offering incense to himself, standing in front of his own spirit tablet and eating candles. Villagers are fearful of my grandfather. I am fearful of him too. Later, I discovered that what they were afraid of was not my grandfather, but me. Even grandfather is afraid of me. ... My name is Chen Shi. The Chen of honesty, the Shi of sincerity.

Within two days of landing, he witnessed a Great Sun blossoming upon the earth, followed by a succession of events: storms, cold waves, famines, hungry ghosts, Evil Path, Divine Dynasty, Devils, one after another. Yu Ziqing first set a modest goal for himself, not to starve to death. Then he sought to secure for himself a sufficiently powerful backing, so he could cultivate in peace until nobody could kill him. ———————————————— As long as there is enough information, there is no enemy that can't be defeated.

Having been given a second chance at life, Xu Nianhua trusted no one but herself and swore to live for herself alone. But what did it mean when the good-looking guy with the limp always followed her around? A certain handsome guy, "It means nothing, it's said that happiness lasts long when you follow the one you love!" Tangtang's completed novel: "Rebirth in the '80s: Sweet Wife Enticing" is finished—quality assured! New book preview: After her rebirth, Cheng Yuan suspects her dad had a heart transplant. Her once cold and distant father suddenly dotes on her and becomes a money-making wizard. What's even more bizarre is that she has the same dream every day. In the dream, there's an outrageously handsome guy who just loves to sleep, and she always finds various ways to wake him up. The outrageously handsome guy, "If I ever catch the woman who doesn't let him sleep, I'll definitely teach her a harsh lesson!" Until one day, he met her. Reborn at the end of the '70s, she composes a brand new life. [PS: This book is an alternate history, fully fictional.]

Traversing worlds with the Immortal Sword slaying demons, it was not until a monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King appeared before Lu Yu that he realized he had come to the world of Journey to the West. Striving for supremacy along the Human Path, the secrets of Journey to the West unrevealed, cutting off heaven and earth, the Three Realms were isolated.

What would happen if an ordinary guy on Blue Star became a Superman? Traversing between worlds, Lu Yao becomes the only one with extraordinary powers. He studies cultivation in the other world, and bring them the technology of his planet. Now, he is the only superman in both worlds. A small goal— to withstand a nuclear bomb~

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don’t you bully the young and poor! Split open the sky! Go against Heaven! Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes? Well, it’s time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who’s at the top of the top: Ye Ming. Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life. “I wasn’t born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life.” Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already. Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background? Sorry, but that ain’t Ye Ming! However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

The world is ruled by voices—commands that bend fate, decrees that shatter mountains, and oaths that shape destiny. Yet, he has no voice. Once, Xu Mo was just another nameless youth—an orphan with no fate worth mentioning. He dreamt of cultivation but was bound by fear, shackled by silence. His hesitation cost him everything. Then came the moment of betrayal, the loss, and the vow—a promise sealed in silence that no one but the heavens could hear. Now, he walks a path no one dares to tread. A path where words hold no power, where fate itself cannot bind him. And when the world speaks… he does not answer. But silence is not weakness. It is power waiting to be unleashed. One day, the heavens will try to name him. The world will try to define him. And in that moment, when all expect submission— He will remain silent. And the world will kneel. ***** Support and Read 25 Advance chapters ::: patreon.com/yezar

traducción a español Li Huowang no podía decidirse. ¿Estaba en un hospital o en un mundo de fantasía, luchando por sobrevivir? Ambos bandos afirmaban que eran reales y que el otro no era más que una alucinación. Sigue a Li Huowang en su aventura mientras intenta darle sentido a lo que le está sucediendo. Explora un mundo lleno de cultivadores extraños y horrores sobrenaturales mientras todos intentan sobrevivir en él. Sinopsis oficial de la novela: El extraño camino hacia los cielos, las deidades anormales y los inmortales. ¿Son reales? ¿O son falsos? Li Huowang no puede diferenciar entre los dos en su confusión. Pero eso no es todo lo que le impide diferenciarlos. También estaba su propia enfermedad, una enfermedad debilitante. Author: Foxtail Quill狐尾的笔

A Game Descends, Promising Immortality! When the mysterious game Dao Online launched, world leaders called it dangerous—an alien plot to infiltrate humanity. After losing everything, Lin fang steps into the game to uncover its secrets, dreaming of immortality. Awakening with the Ancient-grade Elemental Dao Root and Maximum Fortune, Lin Fang discovers his unparalleled talent for cultivation. In a world where strength reigns supreme, Lin Fang will rise, step by step, until he grasps eternity. Grass today, immortality tomorrow!

We’ve all had those moments—the kind that stops us in our tracks, steals our breath, and makes us see life differently. It could be a fleeting conversation, a mistake that stings, a kindness we never expected or even the realization that everything we believed… Everything we've ever known wasn’t quite right. Some lessons come like whispers, soft but impossible to ignore. Others hit like a tidal wave, knocking the wind out of us, and some come in the form of fictional short stories that resonate with us, But no matter how they arrive, they change something inside us forever. The Moment It Hit Me is a collection of those turning points—snapshots of clarity, reality, heartbreak, hope, and growth—all wrapped up in a thousand words. Each chapter comes with a different short story, some fictional, some from my own experiences and anecdotes from others' experiences. Some will make you laugh, others might sting, some will teach you new things about self-care, mental height, and emotional balance and a few will stay with you long after you turn the page. Because sometimes, all it takes is one moment to change everything. Let me share with you The Moment It Hit me, because, It Just Might Hit You too. I'm writing this because I believe that, sometimes readers need a break from traditional fiction to connect with something more grounded in real-life experiences. So be sure to share your life-changing experiences in the comment session, so we can all learn from this.

A blade and a corpse on the ground. When humans first stepped foot on Neptune in the year 2200, they unlocked a vast and boundless universe ruled by different families, filled with magnificent battle techniques and ten arbiters who controlled it all!

Shen Yuan was a weak and frail, orphan boy leaving happily with his grandfather, a normal mortal life. One day his grandfather dies in a tragic incident, which also sets his path to become an immortal. Can he take revenge for his grandfather's death ? Can he learn the secrets of his origin that lie buried? Watch Shen Yuan as he breaks the shackles of fate and walks his path to becoming a god!

Immortal World Creation. One day, Tian Dao awoke to find that the Earth had been obliterated by a cosmic catastrophe. In the aftermath, he was reborn as the nascent Core of a new world. From this Core, Tian Dao shaped the world—crafting mountains, oceans, the dawn of the ancient age, the primeval epoch, and the era of countless races. Across countless cycles, Tian Dao breathed life into the world, bringing forth diverse civilizations and life forms. Conquered various Universes.

Alex's ordinary life takes a startling turn when he encounters an alien creature in his dreams. What he initially dismisses as mere imagination soon becomes a chilling reality as the creature manifests itself in reality. Thrust into a journey of discovery and peril, Alex must navigate a landscape fraught with secrets and mysteries, uncovering the hidden truths about himself and his world. With each step forward, he confronts dangers both physical and metaphysical, forging ahead with courage and determination in a quest for answers that will shape the fate of all he holds dear. Join Alex on his thrilling odyssey as he delves deep into the unknown, where every revelation brings him closer to the heart of an enigma that spans across worlds. Is the Truth really The Truth?

"Master all 999,999 paths of the Grand Dao...Rule the Grand Heavenly Dao...And with the power of the Universe, Dominate all things...I am..." "THE IMMORTAL SUPREME!" --------- In the Grand Multiverse, there are gems that existed before creation they were the tools used for the creation of the multiverse. These gems held limitless power and no one had ever gotten a hold of all of them at once. The highest a person has ever gotten to possess was two of them. But Arthur managed to get three of the most powerful gems in the universe, the Gem of Time, the Gem of Fate, and the Gem of Soul. With this, he enacted a plan that will make him the ruler of the consciousness that rules the Grand Multiverse...the Grand Dao. But he faced an attack he was not ready for and almost died... Years later, he returns from another reality with most of his memories lost and gets reincarnated into the cultivation world again, and this time with one extra gem, the Gem of Space. In this story you will not witness world domination, no...you will bear witness to something much grander. Something that has never occurred since the beginning of time. The grand story of a man who wants to become the Sovereign of the Grand Multiverse. ````````` [Alternate Synopsis] I woke up today with great expectations for my future. But something greater than my expectations happened instead. From almost getting killed in a store robbery, to witnessing something that I would only see in fiction happen before my very eyes. And then getting transported to another world, and suddenly finding out that the dreams I had of myself being a powerful cultivator like the main characters of the cultivation novels I enjoy reading, were actually my past memories... ..to getting reincarnated after almost getting killed by the 999,999 souls that were clones of me? "Yeah, if I wasn't sure before, then I am now." "I am definitely tripping!" >>>> Arthur. ------------ Disclaimer: I have no rights to the art used for this novel's cover. All credit goes to its creator. ----------- "Let's break the Webnovel Algorithm!" >>>> Author: Victor Vaden. Schedule: 2 chapters/day.

Home Series Benefits Academy Ancient Legends System and Superpowers Edit In the vast expanse of the multiverse, where celestial realms rise and fall like passing clouds, an unfathomable event shakes the foundation of existence. A man from modern Earth unexpectedly transmigrates—not as a mighty cultivator, not as a supreme dragon-blooded emperor, but as the very core of the Heavenly Dao System itself. His new name? Bu Kedian (必可殿) — "Inevitable." But there’s a problem. Without a host, he cannot manifest his true power, let alone ascend to become the ultimate Heavenly Dao of the multiverse. Stuck as a self-aware, sarcastic Dao system, he must guide a worthy cultivator to supremacy. Only then can he fully integrate with reality, rewrite the laws of existence, and ensure that all things—even fate itself—bow before his will. Enter his chosen host: Wo Kedian (我可殿) — "I Am Inevitable Indeed." A rogue cultivator with zero patience, insane luck, and a fist that even the heavens fear, Wo Kedian stumbles upon the system while running from a thousand angry sect disciples (who may or may not have lost their sacred treasures to his accidental borrowing). Together, they must navigate treacherous cultivation realms, outwit scheming immortals, battle ancient evils, and unlock forbidden secrets that were never meant to be discovered. But as Bu Kedian guides Wo Kedian to godhood, he realizes a terrifying truth: something is watching. An unseen force lurks beyond the Heavenly Dao, twisting fate, and threatening to destroy everything before he can complete his mission. Now, both of them must evolve beyond the limits of cultivation itself. One as the Ultimate Heavenly Dao. The other as the First Mortal to Challenge Fate Itself. Fists will fly. Dao will shatter. Comedy will ensue. And in the end... The multiverse will never be the same again. Read less

Once upon time a wise man had said, “All men and women are born equal.” Well he lied, no one is born equal if it were so people would not be envious, would not desire harm on each other, especially HIM. Him, who is the envy of many, the goal of others, the object of hatred, the object of love and lust of countless, since he first took his breath. No matter what everyone wishes of him he stood tall and surpassed and flourished no matter what challenges and tribulations stood in his way he broke through them since he first opened his eyes to gaze at the world. The wise man is a liar, after all how can all men and women are equal when the Heaven’s itself decreed him to be It’s most favorite and beloved child.

The Heavenly Dao is vast and unfeeling. Seeing all life as dogs. But what if an occurrence caused the heavenly Dao to reincarnate. What abilities would it have? What path would it take? Would it find Love and lose its unfeelingness? How would it navigate through life. This is a story exploring those answers and a look at how the heavenly Dao, pulled from its perch looking down on all creatures, paves the way back to the top, and what trials and tribulations await. Follow along and witness an epic story and explore profound questions. Was the reincarnation luck or misfortune, can we truly get rid of the shackles in our life.

Ein ultimativer Krieger, der einzige Kaiser der Alchemie, Ling Han, war auf seinem Weg zur Gottheit gestorben. Zehntausend Jahre später wurde er mit der "Unbesiegbaren Himmelsrolle" im Körper eines jungen Mannes mit demselben Namen wiedergeboren. Von da an bewegten sich Winde und Wolken, als er sich mit unzähligen Genies dieser neuen Ära anlegte. Sein Weg, eine Legende zu werden, begann von neuem. In allen Epochen und unter allen Himmeln bin ich der Stärkste!

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

Rafaela finds herself heartbroken at the wedding of the man she loves, Argos, who is bound by an arranged marriage to his childhood friend, Alice, due to his parents' wishes. As she watches them exchange vows, Rafaela is torn between her emotions: should she stand back and let him go to someone else, or should she fight for the love that they once shared?

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