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A wizard rock band called "Outcast" goes on a grand tour to win games and quests to change destiny of being a dark lord. ****** (All of the settings, including histories and characters are completely fictional) ****** Brief Story A wizard named Kim Dong Hoon is destined to be the dark lord. All of the wizards and grim reapers are afraid of him and make him an outcast because he has potential to ruin the peaceful world, which has been built by consistent efforts of the grandmaster and grim reaper Kim Hee Jin. He needs to change his destiny by removing all of internal demons in his mind, that is related to the attachements, karmas and angers of his ancestors and his previous lives and that has dark power to change him into mad tigernoid, a monsterous and unconscious hybrid of human and tiger. Originally, Kim Dong Hoon was decided to be executed and sent to hell when he becomes nineteen years old. Nevertheless, Kim Hee Jin decides to give him one more chance by helping him remove internal demons during the grand tour. The grand tour is designed as game as well. The rule of grand tour game is simple. Dong Hoon needs to survive and win all of the games and quests within an year. Then, he will change his destiny. On the other hand, a single failure will send Dong Hoon to hell. To remove his internal demons, he needs to go on a grand tour to his home country Hansei and Yuldoria(founded by Hong Gil Dong) with a rock band called "Outcast", of which Dong Hoon and his friends founded and of which each band member had experiences of being rejected by others. Hansei and Yuldoria, the two nations of the United wizard kingdom, have their own feuds and conflicts. Dong Hoon and his friends are swayed in those conflicts and should win games and quests amid the tension between two nations. After finishing his grand tour in Hansei and Yuldoria, Dong Hoon and his friends, or "Outcast" rock band should go on a grand tour to Enbritain, Gaulian, Italoma, Hellasia, Scandinavian nations including Denmarkagen and many other European countries, the United states of New Enbria and many other American countries, and many other Asian countries, African countries, Samonesian and many other Oceanian countries. During the grand tour, the band needs to fight against dark wizards and win many games and quests to survive. The magical power of soundwave and sound spell created by Dong Hoon's vocal and other members' instruments. Magical items and weapons and incantations related to music are used to defeat dark wizards all around the world as well. In addition, Dong Hoon and his friends need to retrieve twelve zodiacs of East and twelve zodiacs of West that were sealed inside Hansean zither but were released for the grand tour game, during the grand tour.

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

Roen Kast was an architect crushed by his own blueprints—until he woke up in the Crack Void Era, a fractured world of floating islands and ruthless lords. Exiled as a waste by his noble family to the desolate Gray Mist Island, he’s got 72 hours before the rock collapses under his feet. Armed with a crumbling watchtower and a mysterious SSS-Grade Castle Evolution System, Roen vows to turn his exile into an empire. Absorbing island cores to evolve his castle, converting enemies into loyal guards at the cost of his own will, he’ll claw his way up from nothing. With a bug-phobic mercenary, a snarky noblewoman, and a cunning ex-saintess by his side, Roen faces wolves, knights, and a god pulling strings from the void. In a world where power is built brick by brick, he’ll either rise as the Crack Void’s master—or crumble with it.

【Single female lead or no female lead, don't read if you mind this】 【Infinite flow of intelligence】+【Whimsical tales】+【Word games】+【Joker People Literature】 Core of the power system: Text composition↓ A piece of "rock", a sheet of "skin", forms the character charm, "broken", which can shatter thousands of things. 【Scene Display】: When encountering a zombie, you just need to carry rice and scatter it. "Corpse" plus "rice" transform into a large mosaic, instantly turning the enemy into nothingness. *The instances involve 【Animal park rules tales】【Prison mirror】【Logic people】… —————————— "Is it time to delve into instances and uncover more monster tales?" Author Yu Liang, still groggy, sat at the computer, stretched, and casually drafted a leave application. 【Slacker Note】 My nephew is born. I am taking a day off^_^

Shen Long held a Myriad Beasts Tower, and the Spirit Beasts he reared became increasingly formidable— The Fire Rock Beast transformed into the Fire Qilin The Gold-Winged Windroc into the Thunder Roc The Green-Eyed Spirit Fox into the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox … Years later. Do you know what Immortal Venerable of the Beast Race is?!

An ordinary cultivator - that was the best way to describe Zhao Yunxiao. Be it in terms of strength or talent, he had always been in the middle of the pack, neither excelling nor falling behind. However, he did not really think badly of his current situation. Some people were destined to become the stars in the skies, while some people were born to be like the rocks on the ground. The stars might be dazzling, but the rocks supported the earth itself. Both of them were necessary in order to maintain the balance of this world. As someone ordinary, Zhao Yunxiao did his best to live his ordinary life to the fullest. He was careful and meticulous, doing his best to make sure he understands everything fully instead of jumping into doing things. He knew his limits and did not dream of anything out of reach. Instead, all he wished for was to live a life of freedom. But one day, he realised that something seemed to be amiss. Perhaps he was mistaken all along. Perhaps even the rocks on the ground had their chance to shine under the right circumstances, even if only for the slightest of moments. This is the tale of an ordinary cultivator... until he was no longer ordinary. *** This story will be written for leisure and thus not be locked, but if you are feeling generous and wish to show your appreciation in monetary terms... https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/SweatingCloud

born to Tyrion Lannister the dwarf of casterly rock and a whore with giants blood from the cold unforgiving North a month after roberts rebellion ended a baby boy is born with the soul of someone from earth but not a normal man a sociopath trapped by earths laws forcing him to live a normal life till now when he's given a chance in a world that only cares about strength how will he do well even I don't know but let's find out

"The world’s not fair, but fairness doesn’t pay the bills. You don’t wait for a handout — you build your own damn ladder, one step at a time." Ethan Grey’s life was built on ambition, hard work, and hope — until a single accusation destroyed it all. Framed by his ruthless boss, Ethan loses his job, his reputation, and is left drowning in half a million dollars of debt. Cast aside by a society that thrives on crushing the weak, he’s at rock bottom with no way out. But in his darkest moment, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens, offering Ethan a second chance — but with rules. [Congratulations, You have awakened the Harem Investment System] It can’t make him rich overnight, and it won’t give him shortcuts. Instead, it points him toward physical investments: crumbling properties, broken-down machines, and forgotten treasures. Each one is a gamble, but with every success, the system rewards him with newfound skills and opportunities.

"Bethany, a meticulous and driven individual, had always played by the rules. She never took risks that could jeopardize her future. However, in a split second, her perfectly constructed world came crashing down. Overwhelmed and lost, Bethany felt like she'd hit rock bottom. One fateful night, while drowning her sorrows, she met Owen. In a haze of alcohol and desire, they ended up getting married in a spontaneous, passion-fueled ceremony. The next morning, Bethany woke up to the shocking realization of what she'd done. As she grappled with the consequences of her actions, Bethany wondered if she could ever come to terms with her newfound reality. Would she be able to live with the choices she'd made, and could her marriage to Owen survive the challenges that lay ahead?

Damian's life is bland, miserable and getting worse. After hitting rock bottom, he travel to another world. In an alternate Albion, he faces dangers and delights beyond anything he could have dreamed. The new and powerful sorcerer soon realises it will be a struggle to survive.

Chen Feng didn't ask to be immortal, and he definitely didn't ask to be trapped in a massive, possibly sentient, cave. But after a one-way trip down a cliff face, that's exactly where he finds himself. Now, he's got to learn the rules of this new, underground world – rules that seem to involve a lot of glowing rocks, surprisingly potent fruit, and a pond that feels suspiciously like liquid energy. He's not a hero, not a cultivator, and certainly not a fan of damp, dark places. But with an eternity stretching before him, Chen Feng decides to make the best of it. He'll build, he'll explore, and he'll maybe even accidentally stumble upon the secrets of true power, all while trying very hard not to die (again). This is his story, a reluctant immortal's guide to surviving – and thriving – in the most unexpected of places.

[System Restriction Applied: YOU ARE PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM REACHING SSS-RANK.] The moment Caine Kendall cracked the game’s password, everything went sideways. First, it scanned him. Then, it rewrote its own rules. And it 'blessed' him with an FFF-rank; rock bottom. Weakest of the weak. In a world where only the strongest survive? Now, stuck at the absolute bottom of the food chain, Caine’s got two choices: either break the system before it breaks him OR get deleted trying. Exploiting bugs, rewriting mechanics, and outsmarting the high-rankers hunting him down? That’s just survival. But throw in a 'Broken Bloodline', a clingy god-tier Pet, and a suspiciously attractive Barbies that might not just be NPCs.... and things start getting real messy, real fast. --- Check Out The Tags Of The Book First>>>>> additional tags: #mystery #weaktostrong.

After the Creator Dragon's death, chaos spreads in the divine world, but the mortal realm remains calm. On the strongest continent, Ye Xiaotian, a peerless cultivation genius and husband to the Celestial Phoenix Sect's master, is betrayed. Ambushed at an ancient relic, he is crippled and abandoned by his wife, who divorces him publicly and exiles him to the Desolate Extreme Continent. There, Ye Xiaotian discovers the black rock that he found in the relic containing the spirit of an ancient expert. The expert, from beyond the mortal world, grants Ye Xiaotian his body, sealed cultivation, and a mysterious egg, telling him to feed it his blood every month for twelve month. With newfound strength, Ye Xiaotian begins his journey to reclaim his power, dominate the mortal and divine worlds, and confront those who wronged him. Will Ye Xiaotian rise to greatness, and will his ex-wife regret he decision?What is this egg for. A tale of revenge, rebirth, and boundless destiny unfolds. All rights reserved.

Transformed and suddenly thrown into a dangerous new place with not even a memory of the past remaining. With the world twisting in itself with dungeons and super powers alike appearing in the modern world, maybe the comfortable dungeon isn't too bad after all. Follow along on this sex filled journey of fun and rock hard monster cocks. Tons of sex in a world ending slowly, but who cares if the world burns down if you can have sex all day!? Say goodbye to your sanity and enjoy the read! WARNING TAGS INCLUDED IN THIS: Birth, monster, rape, bondage, bdsm, female perspective during sexual acts, dehumanising content, hypnosis, corruption, gender bender, drama, adventure, Incest, apocalypse, dungeon crawler, Kingdom building.

Everyone has a system they just need to meet hidden conditions to unlock it. A blacksmith system may unlock after a human walks by a forge. A master mage may unlock a system after attempting to control the mana in their body. Even something as simple as kicking a rock at a bucket can unlock the marksman system a unique system allowing for perfect accuracy. But what happens when someone reaches the age of fifteen and hasn’t unlocked their system? Walker is about to find out, time is ticking and he doesn’t want to live out his life as an ordinary human; he has dreams you know! ****** My first ever story please leave plenty of comments so I can adapt and learn as I write The first chapters may be shorter but the length is improving as I write. Editing is in progress To see recent updates remember to clear que regularly

Jack has spent his life as an outcast, suffering from a rare condition that keeps him from reaching the Colossal BMI standard of his world. Ridiculed and shunned, he loses everything, his family, his purpose, and his will to fight. But just when he hits rock bottom, fate takes an unexpected turn. Unwillingly transported to a realm of magic and steel, Jack finds himself in a world where his so-called "condition" is the norm. Here, strength isn't measured in size alone, and for the first time, he isn't seen as weak. As he navigates this unfamiliar land, forging friendships and uncovering hidden truths, Jack faces a choice: return to his old world and seek vengeance on those who wronged him or embrace this new home where he finally belongs. Will he let go of the past or let it consume him?

Travelling through worlds sounds fun. To Xu Yichen, it was supposed to be just that. Fun. But like the sun that little cannon fodder was, he lit up his world, pulled him to his gravity until he has no choice but to orbit around around him. He wonders just what shadow this bright little sun tries to cast away. Stars cast lights from miles away yet behind the glamour are dead ball of rocks that has lost it's shine. What is left in the human eyes are nothing but the light they once shines. Cradling the youth in the palm of his hand, Xu Yichen swore to make sure, his little sun continues to light up his world.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

Pralaya, a young boy named after a god abandoned by even the heavens, endures a living hell at home. Brutalized by his alcoholic father and ignored by his timid mother, Pralaya's very name is a constant reminder of his parents' disdain. He lives in the lower depths of Gaia, a city once envisioned as a utopia but now fractured into rigid social classes. When a sudden explosion rocks the city, Pralaya's bleak existence is violently disrupted, thrusting him into a world far beyond his abusive home. As chaos descends, Pralaya discovers that his cursed name might be more than just a symbol of misfortune, and that the forsaken god within him may hold the key to Gaia's future, and his own survival. Will he succumb to the darkness that surrounds him, or rise to defy his destiny and reshape the entire world

Evil MC, Psychological, Vile and Gore Content BEWARE: In 2000, Earth was Hit by a Cosmic Ray of unknown origin, This Ray had a drastic effect on the earth as The Cosmic Energy was trapped inside special Rocks throughout the world These Rocks known as Cosmic Krystal's were harvest upon knowledge of their capabilities to grant one a unique Superpower Temporarily From that Day on for the past 30 years Humanity was ushered into an Era of the unprecedented clash between Good and Evil, heros and Villian With the Dynamic of Society shifting and evolving to New Rules thay thrived: The strong are to be feared and obeyed While the population dwindled under strife and chaos, those with knowledge of greater power searched of the Cosmic Divergence Spheres 7 Spheres that held Godlike powers Governing the Cosmos in each Domain of the Mind, Reality, Soul, Power, Space, Time, Energy.... Kaelen is one such individual in this turmoil striving for the essential which is power.The power to Rule the Cosmos like his Playground That is the way of the Malevolence....The ways the Embodiment of EVIL BORN INTO REALITY. HI EVERYONE, If the Synopsis hasn't gotten you hooked or intrigued yet I personally suggest you still try out at least 30 chapters of the Novel before Deciding, You will come to realize this Novel is one those novels you search for all night on Web Novel but never Find #No Power sharing #No Fluff #No poison #No childish Mc in front of Females of any kind #No low IQ childish MC #No cringe actions #Super intelligent, Realistic side characters with brains etc

While ranked first till Middle School, now forever-No.2, Zhi Ying was submitting her homework, she overhead some teachers casually gossiping in the staffroom, about how a student’s academic performance had worsened significantly ever since he started dating. 　　Zhi Ying’s eyes lit up when she heard this, then and there she made up her mind to go approach the Year’s No.1 student, date him, and then let him drop rock-bottom in terms of academic performance! This way, she could be the number 1 student again! 　　Much later, still-forever-Number 2 Zhi Ying: If I can’t rank first in school, then I’ll settle for being their person instead!

After becoming #1 in the world after playing a grand strategy game as the most difficult faction on immortal level difficulty, MC receives an invitation to compete in an even more challenging game which takes the MC into the world of the game itself, but as it's weakest lord who will die two days later that appears only as a cutscene in the tutorial as first of many deaths to rock the continent until only one survives to proclaim a new eternal empire. Can the MC use his game knowledge to successfully survive his impending doom, and rise from the ashes to reclaim the glory he'd won before?

In a world where divine races compete for power and influence, the Void Dragons are despised, considered a mistake amidst divine perfection. In an effort to cease the eternal wars, a special school was created to unite the most powerful races of the cosmos, requiring all students to assume more basic forms, such as human forms, as a proof of humility. Among them is the protagonist, a Void Dragon with unknown powers who prefers laziness to greatness. On the very first day, he ignores the rules and, in his true dragon form, sleeps peacefully on a rock in the forest near the school. There, he is discovered by a girl belonging to the Light Dragons, the most revered race for bringing light to the universe. The improbable encounter between the Void Dragon and the emissary of light will mark the beginning of a journey filled with mysteries and adventures, forging unlikely alliances and revealing that, even among gods, the void can be more than just darkness. --Updated weekly--

The power of absolute control... Time. After Rock died, he mysteriously reincarnated in Shun Long's almost dead body when a triangular-shaped rock merged with his soul, and a sudden influx of information flooded his head. He has now found himself in a mystical world filled with extraordinarily powerful cultivators who can destroy mountains with a single punch, and split seas in half with a single slash of a sword! This is Shun Long's journey in the majestic world of cultivation, as he fights geniuses and reaches the pinnacle of both alchemy and martial arts!

When happens when a desperate youth player gets a system that gives him a second chance at football? Alexis Butcher was destined for football greatness—until a devastating injury shattered his dreams before they even began. At rock bottom, with no hope left, an extraordinary twist changes everything: a mysterious system activates within him, offering a miraculous second chance at the game he loves. Now, armed with incredible abilities and a relentless drive to succeed, Alexis returns to the pitch. Watch as he humiliates defenders, sets up stunning assists, and racks up goals in his pursuit of becoming the greatest footballer the world has ever seen.

"In a world where loyalty is a luxury, Alessia is forced to pay the ultimate price. Sold to the ruthless Mafia King, Marco, she must navigate a treacherous web of power and deceit. But as their twisted game of cat and mouse intensifies, Alessia begins to realize that her captor's darkness may be the very thing that sets her free..." Meet our female lead Alessia Giovanni, Twenty one year old college student,only child of the Giovanni's a middle class family. She is her father's apple and he is always proud of her Meet Marco Drake,the son of a mafia lord Drake Thane. Marco is also a CEO of Brith Rock company. What happens when Alessia dad took loan from Drake Thane and wasn't able to pay back before Drake died,now Marco is here for the money and Giovanni doesn't have it to pay and Alessia is used as collateral

In the realm where shadows entwine with fate, a cursed man carries the weight of an ancient curse. A demonic entity and a primal werewolf locked in a sinister dance within his soul. As the blood moon rises, he faces a relentless cycle of resurrection, destined to break the unholy union or succumb to the machinations of a malevolent force vying for a throne. But he is not alone in his struggle. The demon prince, and the alpha of the Ebony Pack, hunt him relentlessly, seeking to exploit the curse for their own sinister purposes. The demon prince, with his legion of dark minions, and the Alpha, with her pack of ruthless werewolves, will stop at nothing to claim the throne of the supernatural realm. "Moonlit Convergence" invites you into a world where time is a merciless adversary and the line between savior and usurper blurs under the haunting glow of the blood moon. Join our protagonist on an odyssey through lifetimes, as hope flickers amid the darkness, and the struggle for redemption unfolds in the celestial dance of destiny and despair. Can he outrun his pursuers and break the curse, or will he succumb to the forces of darkness and perpetuate the cycle of evil?

Craige, the strongest living assassin, was feared by both the powerful elite and the underworld. His name was etched into history as a legend—an extraordinary being who surpassed the limits of human strength and talent. No one dared to challenge him, for he was a force beyond reckoning. Yet, despite his unmatched power, Craige grew weary. The endless cycle of bloodshed and survival had drained him, and the dream of living an ordinary life proved impossible. Tired of a life he no longer desired, he made his final decision—to end it all. But death was not his end. Instead, he awakened in the frail body of a boy whose life was worse than rock bottom. Stripped of his former strength and feared reputation, Craige must now navigate an existence riddled with suffering and despair. Faced with a new world and an identity unworthy of his past self, he must decide—will he remain shackled by fate, or will he carve a new path with the knowledge and skills of the strongest assassin?

Life is hard. It weighs heavy on the homeless, the tired, and the wealthy alike. It bears down especially on Azra, the King's only son and heir to the Alfonsi throne—a child of unknown talent carrying the weight of his people's future. Life is hard, but when Azra is pulled into a mysterious hole and thrown into an entirely new realm... life becomes even harder. ...and you thought there was a rock bottom.

When three friends, Rex, Martin and Prince venture into a mysterious mini-forest after their final exams, they unwittingly stumble into a realm where shadows roam free. A dark entity attacks them, spiriting away Martins and Prince leaving Rex as the sole survivor. Determined to rescue his friends, Rex embarks on a perilous journey into the Land of Lost Souls, a realm where stolen souls are trapped, reliving memories of their past lives. With the help of mysterious guides and ancient wisdom, Rex must navigate treacherous landscapes, overcome formidable foes, and confront the dark forces driving the shadowy entity. As Rex delves deeper into the heart of the Land of Lost Souls, he uncovers secrets about his friends' pasts, the true nature of the realm, and the reason behind his own immunity to the shadow's attack. With time running out, Rex must race against the clock to save his friends before their bodies succumb to death, trapping their souls forever in the Land of Lost Souls. Will Rex's bravery and determination be enough to overcome the darkness, or will he succumb to the same fate as his friends? Dive into the Adventure into the Land of Lost Souls to uncover the thrilling tale of friendship, courage, and the battle between light and darkness.