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"The world’s not fair, but fairness doesn’t pay the bills. You don’t wait for a handout — you build your own damn ladder, one step at a time." Ethan Grey’s life was built on ambition, hard work, and hope — until a single accusation destroyed it all. Framed by his ruthless boss, Ethan loses his job, his reputation, and is left drowning in half a million dollars of debt. Cast aside by a society that thrives on crushing the weak, he’s at rock bottom with no way out. But in his darkest moment, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens, offering Ethan a second chance — but with rules. [Congratulations, You have awakened the Harem Investment System] It can’t make him rich overnight, and it won’t give him shortcuts. Instead, it points him toward physical investments: crumbling properties, broken-down machines, and forgotten treasures. Each one is a gamble, but with every success, the system rewards him with newfound skills and opportunities.

Everyone has a system they just need to meet hidden conditions to unlock it. A blacksmith system may unlock after a human walks by a forge. A master mage may unlock a system after attempting to control the mana in their body. Even something as simple as kicking a rock at a bucket can unlock the marksman system a unique system allowing for perfect accuracy. But what happens when someone reaches the age of fifteen and hasn’t unlocked their system? Walker is about to find out, time is ticking and he doesn’t want to live out his life as an ordinary human; he has dreams you know! ****** My first ever story please leave plenty of comments so I can adapt and learn as I write The first chapters may be shorter but the length is improving as I write. Editing is in progress To see recent updates remember to clear que regularly

Holly Von Heist as put between a rock and hard place when she is forced to choose between her family and the man she loves flowing her heart she leaves a child home to fight for the love she feels for the man she loves and plans to build a life with the question is will it be as she wants it or will it be the worst mistake of her life .....

In a windswept solsticea town, a young painter is obsessed with a mysterious figure in his dreams. With each stroke of his brush, he creates a painting of a beautiful woman lying on rocks near the exact same beach he lives in. The woman is no ordinary woman. However, when the painting is finished, the water on the canvas appears as real as a river, and from within it, the Goddess of the Sea emerges from the painting and is reborn into the mortal world. The painter, however, is no ordinary man—he is a descendant of an ancient bloodline connected to the gods. The goddess, who was once imprisoned within the canvas by the gods of the sky, believes that this man is the key to freeing herself completely and reclaiming all her powers. Will the man give himself up to restore the goddess's powers? Or will he become the final sacrifice in a destiny that has been written for thousands of years?

【Single female lead or no female lead, don't read if you mind this】 【Infinite flow of intelligence】+【Whimsical tales】+【Word games】+【Joker People Literature】 Core of the power system: Text composition↓ A piece of "rock", a sheet of "skin", forms the character charm, "broken", which can shatter thousands of things. 【Scene Display】: When encountering a zombie, you just need to carry rice and scatter it. "Corpse" plus "rice" transform into a large mosaic, instantly turning the enemy into nothingness. *The instances involve 【Animal park rules tales】【Prison mirror】【Logic people】… —————————— "Is it time to delve into instances and uncover more monster tales?" Author Yu Liang, still groggy, sat at the computer, stretched, and casually drafted a leave application. 【Slacker Note】 My nephew is born. I am taking a day off^_^

In a world where advanced technology and ancient magic synergize, Elara Faelan, a student at Phaedra Academy, has the uncanny ability to see into possible futures. However, her power carries a heavy burden-guilt over the past and fear of wrong decisions continue to haunt her. When a series of mysterious disappearances involving Aliança Stellar rock the city, Elara and her best friend, Eira Solstice, a master of nanotechnology, must confront a threat far greater than they ever imagined. With the help of Professor Arion, a magical and technological expert with a special connection to Elara, they embark on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind the secret organization targeting them. In a maze of choices and betrayals, Elara must face her own fears to save their world from destruction.

Damian's life is bland, miserable and getting worse. After hitting rock bottom, he travel to another world. In an alternate Albion, he faces dangers and delights beyond anything he could have dreamed. The new and powerful sorcerer soon realises it will be a struggle to survive.

After the Creator Dragon's death, chaos spreads in the divine world, but the mortal realm remains calm. On the strongest continent, Ye Xiaotian, a peerless cultivation genius and husband to the Celestial Phoenix Sect's master, is betrayed. Ambushed at an ancient relic, he is crippled and abandoned by his wife, who divorces him publicly and exiles him to the Desolate Extreme Continent. There, Ye Xiaotian discovers the black rock that he found in the relic containing the spirit of an ancient expert. The expert, from beyond the mortal world, grants Ye Xiaotian his body, sealed cultivation, and a mysterious egg, telling him to feed it his blood every month for twelve month. With newfound strength, Ye Xiaotian begins his journey to reclaim his power, dominate the mortal and divine worlds, and confront those who wronged him. Will Ye Xiaotian rise to greatness, and will his ex-wife regret he decision?What is this egg for. A tale of revenge, rebirth, and boundless destiny unfolds.

The power of absolute control... Time. After Rock died, he mysteriously reincarnated in Shun Long's almost dead body when a triangular-shaped rock merged with his soul, and a sudden influx of information flooded his head. He has now found himself in a mystical world filled with extraordinarily powerful cultivators who can destroy mountains with a single punch, and split seas in half with a single slash of a sword! This is Shun Long's journey in the majestic world of cultivation, as he fights geniuses and reaches the pinnacle of both alchemy and martial arts!

in this world where fittest survive. I will become strongest to protect those i care . I will even kill god's if they try to hurt or take what mine. in this second chance of my life I will make sure of it a men who lost everything vow to himself upon getting a second chance system - yes academy - yes character development - yes op mc - yes this is my first novel I hope you guys will ignore grammatical mistake and support

Hikari played an MMO as a healer girl, reaching the pinnacle of players. However, she never expected to become her player character. Moreover, she was supposed to be a "normal" elf race, so why does her status say "Goddess?" How come this 2D dragon servant became a voluptuous vixen? Acting like a Goddess? Screw that! I would rather hide under a rock! But everywhere I go, I can't help but be revered! What is this!? Discord: https://discord.gg/dZHeq66j8y

In a world rampant with anthropomorphicism, colliders face each other in competition in order to determine who is softest. Who will win? Probably not the titular character, but hey, you never know. Marshfellow begins his quest to achieve 66 victories in a row at the very beginning of this story. Despite plenty of goofiness throughout, his epic quest to be one of the best unfolds in an exciting set of unpredictable matches.

A fast-paced story of assassination picking off his adversaries and leaders one by one. How he attained a fearful reputation, worry not, because we’re cutting to the core of the issue with an insight into the real assassin's code. What’s more, a hallmark of the killings was made public as possible so as to sow maximum fear, overwhelmingly ending in the assassin’s death. He turned himself into a calculating machine, an extremely terrifying assassin that would give nightmares to the enemies and feared by the underworld including the SAS, CIA, and M16 Government. Of course, this was no trivial task requiring both skill and training. The greatest benefit of becoming a skilled fighter was mentored by two elderly couples who were not in this world that has unimaginable power of life forces. A true story with fantasy. Let’s rock on….

An ordinary cultivator - that was the best way to describe Zhao Yunxiao. Be it in terms of strength or talent, he had always been in the middle of the pack, neither excelling nor falling behind. However, he did not really think badly of his current situation. Some people were destined to become the stars in the skies, while some people were born to be like the rocks on the ground. The stars might be dazzling, but the rocks supported the earth itself. Both of them were necessary in order to maintain the balance of this world. As someone ordinary, Zhao Yunxiao did his best to live his ordinary life to the fullest. He was careful and meticulous, doing his best to make sure he understands everything fully instead of jumping into doing things. He knew his limits and did not dream of anything out of reach. Instead, all he wished for was to live a life of freedom. But one day, he realised that something seemed to be amiss. Perhaps he was mistaken all along. Perhaps even the rocks on the ground had their chance to shine under the right circumstances, even if only for the slightest of moments. This is the tale of an ordinary cultivator... until he was no longer ordinary. *** This story will be written for leisure and thus not be locked, but if you are feeling generous and wish to show your appreciation in monetary terms... https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/SweatingCloud

Participant of WSA 2025. Update rate 1 chaps a day. From an average joe to an overgrown super soldier? Check! From a corvette to a 32 km long juggernaut? Check! From six battlebrothers to a full on armada? Check! An Imperial Grand Duchess aka a sucubuss babe? F*cked! A vamp mommy and a werewolf noona that come paired with theyre daughters? F*cked! In this self satisfying fiction for those that dig super soldiers and spaceships a man makes the ultimate gamble deciding to bet ewrything on a slim chance of making Into the exciting future. This Is a story of living youre life to fullest, getting laid, getting dead ass drunk, stoned as f*ck and blasting youre way through the cosmos basically its d*ugs, s*x, rock and roll and a lot of fighting, like a lot of f*cking fighting as certain greenskins would say d*ka, a lot d*ka like really, really really lot d*ka.

In a world where divine races compete for power and influence, the Void Dragons are despised, considered a mistake amidst divine perfection. In an effort to cease the eternal wars, a special school was created to unite the most powerful races of the cosmos, requiring all students to assume more basic forms, such as human forms, as a proof of humility. Among them is the protagonist, a Void Dragon with unknown powers who prefers laziness to greatness. On the very first day, he ignores the rules and, in his true dragon form, sleeps peacefully on a rock in the forest near the school. There, he is discovered by a girl belonging to the Light Dragons, the most revered race for bringing light to the universe. The improbable encounter between the Void Dragon and the emissary of light will mark the beginning of a journey filled with mysteries and adventures, forging unlikely alliances and revealing that, even among gods, the void can be more than just darkness. --Updated weekly--

When happens when a desperate youth player gets a system that gives him a second chance at football? Alexis Butcher was destined for football greatness—until a devastating injury shattered his dreams before they even began. At rock bottom, with no hope left, an extraordinary twist changes everything: a mysterious system activates within him, offering a miraculous second chance at the game he loves. Now, armed with incredible abilities and a relentless drive to succeed, Alexis returns to the pitch. Watch as he humiliates defenders, sets up stunning assists, and racks up goals in his pursuit of becoming the greatest footballer the world has ever seen.

Ryan thought he had hit rock bottom, but a mysterious glitch in the world’s most popular VR MMORPG, Soulbound Odyssey, forces him into a deadly game he can’t log out of. Starting as a weak Level 1 swordsman, Ryan must battle goblins, outwit rogues, and unravel the secrets of a twisted game system to survive. With danger lurking around every corner and allies as unpredictable as the game itself, Ryan’s journey is one of growth, grit, and glory. Will he rise to the challenge or become just another Game Over?

"Who do you think I am?" He whispered in her ear. "Fletcher... my.." "what? Your Romeo?" He chuckled. "No" He was surprised by her answer, "I'm Your juliet". She said with great courage. His eyes narrowed slightly. But the world is round and only one person can be on top. When a goofy girl falls for an ambitious dragon only to be hurt countless times... she grew brains and knew that the best revenge she could get was, aiming for his goals- Ruling the world. Thus became her motivation- revenge. She became the #1 woman in the world earning the alias, Juliet. "In the city's darkest alleys, a legendary crown has sparked a deadly game of cat and mouse. Two ruthless players, Juliet and Romeo, will stop at nothing to claim it. But what secrets lie behind Juliet's icy smile? Is she a pampered princess or a cunning predator? And what drives Romeo's relentless pursuit of power? Is he a brutal kingpin or a tragic hero? As they clash in a maelstrom of intrigue and deception, the stakes grow higher. Who will reign supreme? And what will be the true cost of their ambition? Is the world still big enough for love? when everyone wants to rule the world will feelings be considered? Dive into this heart-pumping thrill ride, where nothing is as it seems, and the truth is more shocking than fiction." Spoilers: She wasn't the overly bullied, weak and stupid FL you'd think. Ever watched the bad guys movie. That's how interesting things could get.

Failure upon failure! Despite how hard he craved for peace and happiness, life hit him harder with pain and distress. Only those who hit rock bottom, can have the power to leap higher, possibly, or die. This is the story of a man who wants to destroy this cycle of suffering, the evil intentions of life, without any replacement or alternative.

born to Tyrion Lannister the dwarf of casterly rock and a whore with giants blood from the cold unforgiving North a month after roberts rebellion ended a baby boy is born with the soul of someone from earth but not a normal man a sociopath trapped by earths laws forcing him to live a normal life till now when he's given a chance in a world that only cares about strength how will he do well even I don't know but let's find out

In the war-torn kingdom of Herotica, where betrayal once shattered hope, eight-year-old Isla lives in the shadow of her legendary parents—Herotica's greatest swordsman and sage. Orphaned by treachery and burdened by the weight of their legacy, Isla dreams of becoming the greatest magic swordswoman. But her goofy, shy demeanor and lack of mana control make her an outcast among her peers and townsfolk alike. Desperate to prove her worth, Isla is lured into stealing a forbidden scroll that promises unmatched power. Unbeknownst to her, this ancient relic harbors techniques so volatile that they could consume her entirely. When a trusted teacher turns traitor, Isla is thrust into a deadly confrontation that awakens a hidden strength within her—one that draws from both her parents' unparalleled skills and the dangerous knowledge of the scroll. With her life forever changed, Isla embarks on a perilous journey guided by Troy, her steadfast mentor and fellow orphan. Together, they seek to uncover the truth behind her parents' betrayal and prepare for the looming threat of the Demon Lord\u2019s return. But as Isla delves deeper into her newfound power, she must decide whether to embrace her destiny or risk losing herself to the forces that destroyed her family. Filled with action, heart, and a touch of mischief, Legacy of Herotica is a tale of resilience, self-discovery, and the unbreakable bonds forged in the face of adversity.

UOP is the diamond of the world, living in unprecedented prosperity with unmatched military might. College student Rocke lives in its greatest technological marvel, its capital, Vladus. While unlucky in love, what's to complain about life? His uncle has already promised him a lucrative job in his company once he finishes business school. But not everything is perfect in paradise. A strange prophet has appeared, declaring the UOP will fall if it doesn't repent. For all their prosperity, the people of UOP have become cold, selfish, and proud, willfully ignoring the poor and downtrodden. For their pride and sins, judgment has been pronounced on the nation by the Most High Sovereign. Repent, or in forty days the UOP will be destroyed.

Lindell's Nightmare is a story that tell us about the band Lindsay Lindell. A rock band that was taking fame very fast. Some people say they have many nightmares after her concerts, and strangely, the band keep a secret that no one know.

From a feared Yakuza heir to an unserious dog, life’s been a real downgrade for our MC. But just when things couldn’t get weirder, he’s sucked into Korentora, a world of hybrid weirdos and endless war. Now rocking a half-dog, half-human body, he’s crowned a “Hero” and forced to fight for survival or get wiped from existence. With a mad dog leader breathing down his neck and a shady AI assistant calling the shots, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable life choices all the way. Hound+ is a laugh-out-loud romp through absurdity, action, and the ultimate doggy dilemma: How do you save the world when you’d rather just nap?

Life is hard. It weighs heavy on the homeless, the tired, and the wealthy alike. It bears down especially on Azra, the King's only son and heir to the Alfonsi throne—a child of unknown talent carrying the weight of his people's future. Life is hard, but when Azra is pulled into a mysterious hole and thrown into an entirely new realm... life becomes even harder. ...and you thought there was a rock bottom.

When three friends, Rex, Martin and Prince venture into a mysterious mini-forest after their final exams, they unwittingly stumble into a realm where shadows roam free. A dark entity attacks them, spiriting away Martins and Prince leaving Rex as the sole survivor. Determined to rescue his friends, Rex embarks on a perilous journey into the Land of Lost Souls, a realm where stolen souls are trapped, reliving memories of their past lives. With the help of mysterious guides and ancient wisdom, Rex must navigate treacherous landscapes, overcome formidable foes, and confront the dark forces driving the shadowy entity. As Rex delves deeper into the heart of the Land of Lost Souls, he uncovers secrets about his friends' pasts, the true nature of the realm, and the reason behind his own immunity to the shadow's attack. With time running out, Rex must race against the clock to save his friends before their bodies succumb to death, trapping their souls forever in the Land of Lost Souls. Will Rex's bravery and determination be enough to overcome the darkness, or will he succumb to the same fate as his friends? Dive into the Adventure into the Land of Lost Souls to uncover the thrilling tale of friendship, courage, and the battle between light and darkness.

Travelling through worlds sounds fun. To Xu Yichen, it was supposed to be just that. Fun. But like the sun that little cannon fodder was, he lit up his world, pulled him to his gravity until he has no choice but to orbit around around him. He wonders just what shadow this bright little sun tries to cast away. Stars cast lights from miles away yet behind the glamour are dead ball of rocks that has lost it's shine. What is left in the human eyes are nothing but the light they once shines. Cradling the youth in the palm of his hand, Xu Yichen swore to make sure, his little sun continues to light up his world.

Lara was at rock bottom, feeling like a puppet whose strings had been cut. When she stumbled upon her husband and best friend in a compromising embrace, everything fell into place. The heartbreak stung, but it also ignited a fierce determination within her. Instead of wallowing in despair, fate intervened, giving her a second chance at life—waking her up ten years earlier, just before the chaos began. Armed with wisdom, she promised herself not to repeat the same mistakes. As she stood at the top of the stairs, her gaze fell on Lucas, her once-beloved fiancée. Regret washed over her; she couldn't believe she had almost let him slip away. This time, things would be different.

When Asher wakes up, he finds himself reincarnated as a low-level Qi refiner in the perilous world of immortality. The road to eternal life is fraught with danger, intrigue, and unimaginable power struggles. Fortunately, Asher inherits the legendary Primordial Spirit Altar, a divine artifact capable of creating extraordinary spiritual constructs with unique and otherworldly powers. Spring and Autumn Spirit: Granting the user the ability to halt time's toll, making immortality seem within reach. Golden Cicada Spirit: A spirit of resurrection, capable of restoring life to the dead and reconstructing flesh and bones. Dragon Elephant Spirit: Endowing the strength of dragons and elephants, forming a body as indestructible as Vajra itself. However, Asher’s first creation is none of these—it is the humble Infatuation Spirit, a seemingly minor construct that bends the hearts and minds of others to his will. What begins as an unassuming start becomes a pivotal discovery in his cultivation path, unlocking avenues of influence and understanding never before seen. Through countless trials, shifting alliances, and battles against the natural order, Asher ascends not only in power but also in his understanding of fate and human nature. As centuries pass, his name becomes eternal, embodying the undying spirit of the Asher family.