Tengen Roasting Daki

My name is Antonio sevenstars and I am a soldier of the guard corps. My duty is simple, protect the interests of the black mountain and its many ventures across the continent. Many times it means escorting a bunch of suicidal scholars, who are hell bent on getting our enemies killed or worse, piss off your very allies. Other times that means violent things such as fighting pirates and other enemies much closer to my home. Our duties are wide and all encompassing. That is why I am here in the guard corps. To learn to adapt I guess. At least that is what my master tells me. Let's see what will happen here.

　　As a melon eater in the new era, Jiang Youtao is like a melon in the melon field. She is there wherever there are melons. So on a thunderstorm night with lightning and rain, she traveled through time and became a poor little girl with the same name in the 1970s. 　　The poor little girl lost her mother at an early age, and her scumbag father remarried. Not only did she not have enough food to eat and warm clothes to wear, but she also had to do endless housework and endure endless beatings and scolding. 　　The time when Jiang Youtao traveled through time was the moment when the poor scumbag father forced the original owner to go to the countryside to take over his stepbrother's place in order to have someone to take care of him in his old age and to smash a pot after his death. 　　Thinking about the environment of hunger and cold in this era, Jiang Youtao's eyes went dark. In the last second before she lost consciousness, a voice appeared in her mind: 　　[ Ding ~ The melon-eating system is at your service. As long as you complete the melon-eating task, you can exchange it for supplies~~] 　　In order to have enough food and clothes, Jiang Youtao tried hard, so she ran around in the bloody world that was a fusion of many contemporary literatures, either eating melons or on the way to eat melons. 　　A certain educated youth from the same educated youth point traveled through time with space supplies, but ended up being a poverty alleviation stepmother; 　　"The mission is here ~ Watch and mess up the first meeting between the male and female protagonists, and the rewards are: 3 meat buns, 500g beef jerky, 1kg butter melon seeds." 　　A young wife in the village who had just been married for one day woke up and wanted to divorce her husband and marry her ex-husband's uncle; 　　"Ding ~ Watch the famous scene of the heroine getting divorced and applaud in public to receive 5kg of rice, 250g of pork, 5 feet of cloth, and 1kg of salt and pepper melon seeds." 　　The accountant's eldest granddaughter is a well-known lucky bag, while the second granddaughter is a jinx who is plagued by bad luck; 　　"Ding ~ Watch the jinx star commit suicide and help her, and you will get 5kg of white flour, a chicken drumstick, and 1kg of green tea flavored melon seeds." 　　Jiang Youtao enjoyed eating melons, and the melon seeds in her hand kept increasing. She had to go out to sell them. Before she knew it, she had made a fortune by selling melon seeds and became a famous roasted food king after the reform and opening up. The courtyard houses in Beijing and the small houses in Haishi were no longer a dream for her. She could go wherever she wanted. 　　But while she was eating the melon, a figure suddenly appeared beside her. Jiang Youtao reluctantly grabbed a handful of melon seeds and gave them to him: "Big brother, do you want some melon seeds?" ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ One-sentence summary: There are too many melons, and the melon-eating crowd is very busy. Theme: Grow in adversity and strive to face the sun. ♤♤♤♤♤ Brief review of the work: This article has positive values, a fast pace, and never lets up on face-slapping stories, satisfying everyone's appetite for gossip. The author's writing is fluent, and he truly depicts the customs and style of the 1970s. The plot is compact, and it is a masterpiece of the era that is worth reading. ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ No. Of Chapters: 183 Chapters ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ Alternative Name/s: I Became Rich by Eating Melons in 1970s ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ Original Author: Rainfall Curtain ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ nerdygangster14's Note: This book is not mine. All the content are all credited to original author and the publisher of this book where I have read this book. I just want to share this story to you guys cause this book deserved to be publicized and loved by others. I'm a fan of this book and the author of this book.

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

A strong hum of energy and excitement could be felt. A festive celebration was held once every ten years called KIA in memory of their goddess, who was given the ultimate power, which was used in protecting and fighting for her people in her prime On this day, Necromancers were forbidden to use their powers for even the slightest of things. Everything was to be done manually without the consequence of going against it, which was a painful death. People were talking, flirting, kissing, and dancing to the Hospiko spilling out from the violoncello, harp, and lyre. The synergies made the tone expertly, and the athletes produced sweet melodies by performing on the aulos. The KIA was a gathering that consisted of loads of food which was packed at respective places, Ninos were running around and the teenagers were busy eyeballing one another Visitors get cornered by the papou, who welcomes them by presenting the person with a strip of cotton called "Hida.” They treated the visitors with complete kindness, respect, and generosity. Hog roast grilling and cooking were slowly done under the moonlight of the midnight moon Suddenly, the galloping and whining of horses could be heard, and dust rose from the surface, disrupting the joyous celebration. The chariot of horses( Triga and Quadriga) was driven by the charioteers and swordsmen in armor, who were on the horses while holding their swords high above their head The moon reflected through the swords, and shiny shadows glittered on the ground. Swinging and hitting of swords sounded in the once joyous and serene atmosphere “Protect the land of our birth.” Someone shouted in the large crowd The firing of poisonous arrows sent his victims to a slow death. The smell of burning grass huts, slitting of throats with the aid of their swords, axes, and other killing weapons CRises of children and shouts of women who were trying to protect and hide their children could be heard shouts of men and youth defending their territory from the sudden turns of events and unprepared war shook the earth; blood split everywhere and flowed like a river “KYLIA Run! RUN!! RUN!!! And don't turn back and never let them get to you!” Leah shouted, trying to push her daughter away as she fought with one of the men but her daughter kept holding onto her as she also tried to help her mother

In a future where Rifts unleash monsters upon the world, humanity’s survival depends on awakeners—individuals born with the ability to fight back. Eren Vale, broke and powerless, wasn’t supposed to be one of them. But after losing his best friend to a Rift, Eren awakens a mysterious System that offers him immense power at a cost: the Abyssal Devourer. --- Eren: "Wait, wait, wait. Let’s make one thing clear—I didn’t ask for this System. It forced itself on me. And it’s the most annoying thing in my life, second only to this author." A/N: "Annoying? I gave you the power to literally eat your enemies and grow stronger!" Eren: "Yeah, and you also gave me a System that roasts me 24/7, made me an F-Rank, and sent me to fight goblins with a glorified butter knife. What’s next? Fighting a dragon with a toothpick?" A/N: "Character growth, Eren. You’ll thank me later." --- Armed with Devour, a skill that allows him to consume enemies and evolve, Eren ventures into deadly dungeons to grow stronger. But power draws attention: the Association mistrusts him, hunters mock him, and a cult whispers of Zarketh, a Sovereign Beast capable of ending the world. With betrayals, assassins, and a snarky System, Eren must fight to uncover the truth behind the Rifts and his own abilities—before Zarketh descends. --- Eren: "Truth? You mean the fact that you don’t even know why the System chose me? Admit it—you’re winging this." A/N: "That’s rich coming from the guy who forgot to buy health potions before fighting the Goblin Chief." Eren: "Because you made me poor!" Editor: "Shut up, you both. Let him finish the synopsis." --- Packed with action, humor, and unexpected twists, God of Humans is a thrilling ride where power comes at a cost and survival means rewriting destiny. Will Eren rise to become humanity’s protector, or will the System consume him first? Eren: "Finally. Though if you have questions, just comment , and I’ll personally set the record straight." A/N: "Or you could ask me—" Editor: "I said shut up!" A/N: "I post 2 times weekly, Sunday and Wednesd-" Editor: "Shut upp!!"

Sold to the highest bidder to pay off a blood feud, I never imagined I would be the pawn in my father's fatal game. Still, here I am before Enzo De Luca, the most vicious mafia leader in the city. Though appealing, he is cold, deliberate, and as lethal. Though my heart races just from his proximity, it is his touch that ignites me. My body betrays me and reacts to him in ways I am powerless over. And I melt as he softly, commandingly says my name. Enzo loves neither me nor another. In his deadly kingdom, I am only another bargain, another transaction. But every time we are alone, the conflict between us snaps—desire becomes a terrible addiction. Although I detest him for everything he stands for, I yearn for the way he consumes me, body and soul. He has made it quite evident—our marriage is more about power than love. Still, every angry gaze and every snatched moment in the shadow reveals something different. Benevolent underneath his icy façade lies something broken that appeals to the darkest sides of me. But depending on a man like Enzo may mean losing everything. Bound to him now, for better or worse, I am caught in a world where loyalty is brittle and treachery carries a bullet. Our friendship gets more perilous the more truths about his empire I find. And as the past calls for us, I have to question myself: will our passion be the thing that ruins us both or can I survive loving a guy like Enzo De Luca? Burning in his arms is me. But in his universe, I could roast alive.

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Did you know that the flesh of the little demon boasts a protein content six times that of beef, capable of providing an individual with their daily hydration needs? Its tender texture is infused with various vitamins, making it suitable for stewing, roasting, frying, or grilling, and it is renowned for its beautifying properties. This green and healthful delicacy has garnered fervent admiration from the aristocracy of Byronwell, with numerous demon hunters amassing wealth through the trade of little demon jerky, despite many of these offerings being fraudulent, comprised of the flesh of wretched fiends. However, Alan wishes to convey that he would rather consume a mouthful of weeds than swallow even a morsel of little demon meat. Because… the taste is reminiscent of excrement.

After enduring three lifetimes of hardships and bloodshed, Bai Feiyin was promised with glitters and rainbows in her fourth life by none other than her contracted beast after it ascends. But before she could even achieve her goal, everything went down the drain as she decided not to fall victim into what...? A con-artist's trap?! "What a bull!" Thrown into a backward existence, she can only grit her teeth and pull a hankerchief in rage. Since she can't directly blame the gods, Bai Feiyin swear to get back with her so-called companion beast. "Argh! Y-you treacherous snake! I knew from the start that you couldn't be trusted! I should have roasted you when I saw you dying the first time we met, not signing that sham contract and work with you to ascend!" The anger in her system didn't subside. "You sent me back to my first life? For real? Wow, wow fantastic! What perfect shit!"  She specifically told him not in this life, that despicable man! "So you want to toy with me? Then be it! I will scour the mountains and hunt you down! I don't believe that I go back in time, you, my contracted beast won't go back as well," she uttered resolutely. Face beet red, burning in rage, she stared intently at the pigeon bloodstone inside her palms with a mark of a serpent's slitted eyes. "Those two other lives filled with war and bloodshed weren't lived in vain. Since you've sent me here, I will bury you along with those greedy pigs from the Bai Main Branch who owe me and my family four lifetimes' worth of debts!" Not long after she bemoaned, "Hmm, no hold on." Revealing a bit rather conflicted look, she tried to suppress her ire upon cooking up something like a shrewd mastermind. "On the second thought, just burying Hong with that regretfully good-looking face of his would be such a pity..." she pondered, but very soon snapped with glee. "Fine, it's a wrap! I will capture that little snake and work his ass like he did to me!" Bai Feiyin, looking like a greedy hyena, found her resolved with bright twinkling eyes that casted away the shadows under her swollen eyes. "Let's sell him off to some rich aunties and get lots of dowries!" *** This will include beastmen but in the form of spirit beasts. There's a hint of cultivation but just subtle that's why I didn't add it as a tag. Please support me thank you!

Ketika fajar mulai menyingsing dan kabut lembut menyelimuti kaki Gunung Lirang, enam remaja berdiri di depan rambu peringatan. “Akses Terbatas,” bunyi tulisan pudar pada papan yang hampir lapuk, memberi peringatan terakhir sebelum memasuki area terlarang. Apa yang menunggu mereka di ketinggian kabut dan rimbunnya pepohonan? Akankah mereka menemukan jawaban, atau justru terperangkap dalam misteri yang tersembunyi di Gunung Larangan?

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!”

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Harry, an ordinary young man from a mundane background, stumbles upon a hidden world where individuals possess the extraordinary ability to cultivate immense power. granted a mysterious system, he discovers that he can advance his cultivation by killing beasts. [Congratulations, you have slain the Deathless Dragon.] [Level up.] ... ... [Congratulations, you have slain the Lion King.] [Level up.] ... As he slays more powerful creatures, Harry's strength grows exponentially. [soul body has been granted] [soul contract has Been granted:you can control anyone you want] ... With the system's relentless support, Harry ascends to unparalleled power, emerging as an invincible hero. His ultimate challenge arises as he confronts the menacing foreign race known as the Dakis, threatening the very fabric of his world. Armed with his newfound abilities and unwavering determination, Harry becomes the greatest champion in the epic battle against this formidable foe. ------ Set in a modern cultivation world teeming with diverse abilities, join Harry's riveting journey of growth, power, and heroism. **Daily Updates:** - 1 chapter per day, 7 chapters per week. - Bonus chapter for every 50 power stones. Dive into a saga of relentless ambition and boundless power, where ordinary beginnings ignite the path to extraordinary destinies.

Ning Yue was a military doctor and a special forces soldier. During a mission to rescue hostages, she died from a bomb explosion. Ning Yue thought she was dead, but when she opened her eyes, she had become a woman in ancient times with the same name but a different surname. This woman’s father was a general, but she lived in the Ning Family Village and was raised by her adoptive parents for more than ten years. A year ago, the people from the general’s residence found her and brought her back. However, they sent her back again a few months later. When the original owner of the body returned to the village, she was pregnant and gave birth to twin sons within a few months. Another year passed, and the year of the great drought was ushered in. The entire village had to flee. The original owner of the body left with the rest of the villagers with her two sons and slow-witted father. In other words, the current special forces soldier, Ning Yue, was an older single young woman who had not experienced the sweetness of love. She had skipped all those steps, and directly became a mother to two children. She also gained the original owner’s dim-witted father and a body that didn’t work and had hunger pangs after starving for two days. But was that all? Don’t be naive! “Don’t eat my daughter! Don’t eat my daughter!” The original owner’s father pleaded. “The older one’s meat is too hard, so it needs to be cooked longer. These two small ones have tender meat, so they only need to be roasted for a while. We’ll eat the big one tomorrow!” Ning Yue, who was now being viewed as food, looked up at the sky and said to herself, “Gee, thanks SO much!”

My name is Antonio sevenstars, a captain of the black mountain guards. My duty is the protection of the scholars as they learn the magical secrets of our ancestors. The continent is a vast and ancient land, with as many paths to power as the stars in the sky, with so many paths forgotten or fragmented. Most have become secrets that are trapped in the rock of ruins, the rotten pages of books or the memory of the old. The black mountain has an hegemony on these secrets due to the scholars and we are the shield that guard the scholars. This is a logbook with the details of a mission that I am undertaking to the very north of the continent, in the lands of the snowwind empire, an up and coming imperial empire.

Springs and rivers of different flavors of fruit juice? A giant boar with a roasted and sizzling hot body? Turtle with cabbage-like shell and is edible? Flocks of sheep with sweet cotton candy wool? A big greasy tree with leaves made out of crispy bacon? In the era of unraveling the undiscovered taste of exquisite ingredients and imminent dangers. Meet Nil a broke young man from his world who died from a tragic and senseless death whose now reborn in this mysterious world as an aspiring battle chef who luckily stumbled upon a legacy of who knows who in the mysterious and delicious world of Gourmetopia. Join him as he paves his way as a newly enrolled student at the prestigious school of the River Fork University at the great Stew Republic of East! In this world where marketing, gourmet, and battle skills could decide the fate of a nation. What can a foreign 'system' do to help Nil reach his dreams to stand on top together on equal footing with the 10 food saints? The Gastro-Battle System!

ANTARA HAFIZ DAN HALWA VOL.2 SINOPSIS : Seorang Hafiz Malik (25th) pria tampan dan soleh, dengan kedua matanya yang buta dan satu ginjalnya saja telah resmi menjadi pemilik utama yayasan Budi Mulia di desa Kunjang. Masih larut dengan cintanya pertamanya yang mendalam, akhirnya Hafiz menerima perjodohan dirinya dengan seorang wanita bernama Halwa Alifah (22th) putri dari Zakaria sahabatnya Affandi Abinya Allam. Halwa yang bekerja sebagai CEO di kota Jakarta. Halwa dan Hafiz mempunyai keinginan yang sama menjalin hubungan melalui takaruf. Halwa yang penasaran akan pribadi Hafiz Malik meninggalkan pekerjaannya dan menyamar sebagai guru di tempat sekolah yayasan Budi Mulia. Di sinilah cinta Halwa mulai bersemi, mengenal rasa cinta yang dengan deraian airmata. Meraih cinta Hafiz seperti mendaki gunung yang tinggi untuk mendapatkan setangkai bunga Adelwis yang abadi. Dengan dukungan dan bantuan dari Fazrani dan Allam, Hawa mendapatkan kekuatan untuk tetap bertahan meraih cinta Hafiz Malik. Hingga pada titik terakhir di saat Halwa di hadapkan pada rasa putus asa yang mendalam Hafiz datang dengan membawa cintanya. CINTA SUCI WANITA BERCADAR VOL. 1 SINOPSIS : Fazrani Aisyah (21 th) seorang guru anak luar biasa di pindah tugaskan di Desa Kunjang dan mengalami pelecehan seksual yang di perbuat ketua berandal dan anak buahnya. Allam Afraz (22 th) ketua berandal yang dingin dan tampan anak dari orang kaya yang terpandang di Desa Kunjang. Mencintai Fazrani hingga nekat memerkosanya agar bisa menikahinya. Hafiz Malik (24 th) Ketua Yayasan di mana Fazrani bekerja sekaligus kekasih sebagai kekasihnya. Tetap ingin menikahi Fazrani walau Fazrani sudah tidak suci lagi. Bagaimanakah keputusan Fazrani? apa tetap memilih Hafiz yang tetap ingin menikahinya atau Allam yang telah memperkosanya?

Qin, your average high schooler, went to bed late one night. When he woke up, he realized that he was in for some deep shit; really deep shit. In a new body. In a new world. With a new... system? ---------- Bad Guy #1: "Hey! Wake up!" ..... MC: "Stop! I'm not sexually oriented to the same sex!" *Ignored* ..... MC: "WOW! Look at that!" *Points at nothing in particular* Bad Guy #2: "Where? Where?" MC: "Sike!" *MC Disappears* ---------- Follow along as Qin rises up to challenge the heavens, defeating enemies, roasting people, and acting shamelessly (wait, no, he was born shameless). Armed with his [Legendary Decree], Qin dominates the world!- "If I see you once, I'll smack you!" "If I see you twice, I'll cripple you!" "If I see you thrice, I'll f*cking kill you!" ..... *Sorry for the interruption, but some exceptions will be made. The aforementioned rules shall be revised in favor of those that piss me off a lot the first time. They shall be... killed instantly. Of course, this decree is only for men. Women (only hot ones) with minor misdemeanors shall be subjugated and converted to the MC's cause. Thank you and have a nice day* ..... The Boys: "What the HELL? That is so unfair!" ----------

Helix didn’t want to become a protagonist. Unfortunately, he was summoned to another world against his will, and a mad god was dead set on making him the hero. After turning down her offer for comical power and a harem-attracting charm attribute, he was left with [zeros] for all of his stats. Worse, he was given a legendary magic class that creates illusions of an enemy’s greatest fear and has a millennium-long history of killing its wielders in the first month. His decision left him defenseless around 49 jealous light novel-reading Earthians with delusional desires to be the protagonist and slaughter their way to godhood. Stranded in a world where [everyone] is one punch man, only his mind and cunning will help him survive. — [Nightmare] explores cliches from a real-world perspective. The mc doesn't want to be a protagonist—that never changes. It's a dynamic that makes this story a satisfying dark comedy and constantly asks interesting questions. This novel examines how the [mindsets] of the weebs shape how they view and interact with it. It covers RPG culture, harem culture, cultivator world mindset, system wish fulfillment, real-world weak to strong complications, and the twisted nature of overpowered characters. Yes: Helix gets satisfyingly op. Note: I had to read a truckload of cliche novels to roast cliches. Especially cultivation cliches—I'm writing a cultivation novel! XD [Sexual content warning]. There are lemons. You're welcome. If you like the comedy aspect, try out my other novel My Yandere Harem for ultimate yandere goodness. —Important Disclaimer— This novel has a heartbreaking scene that highlights the tragic consequences of the cultivator mindset. 80% of the people drop do it because of that chapter. I wouldn't have written it if I knew how adverse WN readers were to character deaths. Please don't drop because of that scene. The decision was bad, but the story isn't. If it hits you like a bag of bricks, it means that my writing was powerful, and there's a lot of potential in the future. Enjoy the novel!

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!” P.s I dont own the cover art

Seorang Mahasiswa dari PTN terkenal di Jawa Barat, melakukan kebiasaan liburan panjang akhir semester genapnya di alam bebas. Mahasiswa ini sering kali liburan seorang diri sejak masih duduk di bangku SMA dengan mendatangi puncak-puncak yang ada di Pulau Jawa. Mahasiswa ini berencana mendaki Gunung Slamet yang akan menjadi gunung ke 22 yang akan di taklukan sesuai umur Mahasiswa ini. Ini akan menjadi petualangan dan pendakiannya yang terakhir di dunia ini dan di usianya yang baru dewasa. Ia mengalami kecelakaan karena tidak fokus dan masuk kedalam cerug kawah yang masih aktif di Gunung Slamet. Apakah pendaki itu akan berakhir? "TIDAK" Kenapa? "Karena pendaki ini masih hidup" Bagaimana bisa? "Jawabanya!... ikuti saja ceritanya ya kan! cuss cekidot... gak perlu lama langsung baca saja para pembaca sekalian".

Deyo lelaki mudah berambut panjang seorang yang gemar bertualang di alam bebas menyukai arung jeram, panjat tebing, mendaki gunung dan seorang relawan. Diantara itu, iya memiliki kisah cinta yang cukup pelik bertubi-tubi cinta itu datang tak disangka, tetapi juga begitu saja kandas meninggalkan luka akan tetapi diantara kisah cintanya ada seorang wanita dengan gelar SE. Lulusan salah satu universitas yang ada di Sulawesi Selatan yang juga hobi mendaki gunung. diakhir perpisahannya yang ditandai dengan pelukan mesra dari oci nama wanita tersebut. disitulah iya mulai menyadari bahwa betapa pentingnya menghargai sesuatu yang telah dimiliki. Ia mulai menyesali semuanya akan sikapnya terhadap wanita yang amat iya sayangi namun tak mampu menunjukkan rasa sayangnya melalui tindakan yang selalu tersulut oleh emosi.

Didiagnosis mengidap Glioblastoma atau kanker ganas sejak dua tahun lalu, Sasya harus rela meninggalkan kuliahnya demi menjalani pengobatan. Suatu hari, ia mendengar percakapan orang tuanya bersama dokter. Yang mengatakan bahwa dia tidak akan bisa bertahan, meskipun terdengar menyakitkan, tapi Sasya sudah mempersiapkan diri. Satu persatu list dalam hidupnya coba ia wujudkan sebelum sisa waktunya berakhir dan list itu tiba di nomor terakhir, yaitu pacar. Sasya ingin memiliki seorang kekasih yang mencintainya dengan tulus. Marko sang sepupu, memberikan sebuah ide gila yang jadi cara satu-satunya untuk punya pacar. Yaitu, menyewa seorang pemuda bernama Andra untuk menjadi pacarnya selama dua bulan. Andra yang saat itu membutuhkan tambahan uang untuk biaya ekspedisi mendaki Puncak Jayawijaya di Papua, langsung menyetujui. Selayaknya seorang kekasih, Andra rajin berkunjung, menemani pengobatan, dan menceritakan hal-hal menarik. Sesuai isi perjanjian mereka yaitu membuat Sasya bahagia disisa hidupnya dan gadis itu akan membayar seluruh biaya ekspedisi. Lambat laun rasa cinta sebenarnya mulai tumbuh, dan diwarnai suka duka karena kehadiran Rika, mantan kekasih Andra, yang selalu menjadi pengganggu. Waktu membawa mereka sampai di penghujung kontrak, saat rasa cinta benar dan nyata. Keadaan Sasya justru semakin memburuk, gadis itu membutuhkannya. Tapi, keberangkatan ekspedisi impiannya juga semakin dekat. Andra didera rasa bimbang untuk tetap mewujudkan mimpi atau berada di samping orang terkasihnya.

WARNING!!!21+ Likha, gadis cantik yang sangat pintar tetapi dia kurang beruntung karena dilahirkan di keluarga yang sangat sederhana. Saat lulus sekolah menengah pertama, Likha berhasil masuk ke sekolah menengah Atas Plus yang tidak berbiaya. Dia dibiayai sepenuhnya oleh pemerintah dan tinggal di Asrama, tetapi sebelum pendidikannya selesai dia lebih dulu jatuh cinta kepada seorang pemuda yang sangat tampan dan juga pintar. Azzam, mahasiswa tingkat akhir yang mengambil jurusan arsitek, selain itu Azzam juga seorang pendaki gunung, aktivis, akademisi dan pembicara motivasi yang sangat terkenal. Keduanya saling jatuh cinta kerena pertemuan yang tidak disengaja, keduanya juga telah berbuat sebuah kesalahan karena melakukan hubungan intim sebelum mereka menikah dan hal itu membuat Likha mengandung anak dari Azzam dan dikeluarkan dari sekolah. Bagaimana kehidupan mereka selanjutnya? apakah Azzam akan bertanggung jawab? ikuti terus kelanjutan ceritanya ya,,

Pada suatu hari ada seorang bocah yang bernama Kira Daki dia berbeda dengan orang pda umumnya dia tidak memiliki emosi

Seorang gadis bernama Claretta yang terjebak dengan kasih sayang masa lalunya. Ia tak pernah membuka hati pada lelaki manapun selain Brixton. Sejak pertentangan ras putih dan hitam di Geneva, Brixton hilang bagai ditelan bumi. Tak ada lagi kabar tentangnya. Hingga belasan tahun berlalu. Tiba-tiba Brixton selalu hadir dalam Mimpi Claretta bagai memberi isyarat. Pada suatu hari mendekati liburan semester kuliah, Claretta dan kawan-kawannya merencanakan liburan. Mereka memutuskan untuk pergi ke Gunung Cikuray, gunung tertinggi ke-empat di Jawa Barat. Rupanya, telah beberapa tahun terakhir gunung itu menjadi gunung larangan. Tak ada yang berani mendakinya lagi. Darah muda Claretta dan teman-temannya merasa tertantang, mereka melanjutkan perjalanan dan menemukan hal-hal diluar nalar di gunung itu. Sebuah perkampungan yang aneh. Warganya seakan tak memiliki semangat hidup. Sorot mata mereka dingin dan seperti tak memiliki keinginan. Apa yang terjadi dengan perkampungan itu? Apakah Claretta akan bersama kembali dengan Brixton? Mampukah mereka menyelesaikan misinya? Ikuti selengkapnya, ya ....

Gladis adalah seorang gadis keturunan Nyai Keraton di masa lampau. Takdir membawanya pada garis yang telah diguratkan. Pendakian yang dilakukan bersama beberapa kawan, membuat dia mengaktifkan kekuatan magis yang selama ini bersemayam dalam dirinya.  Banyak kejadian diluar nalar mengusik hidup yang semula damai. Hal-hal ganjil terus saja menyeretnya ke dasar lembah penuh pertikaian. Karena, sebuah dendam dari masa lalu harus dituntaskan.  Akibat 'kutukan' itu, Gladis bahkan tidak punya lagi kendali penuh atas dirinya sendiri. Mau tak mau, Ia harus mencari jalan keluar, agar kehidupannya bisa kembali berjalan normal. Berbekal beberapa peninggalan kuno dari masa lampau, juga dibantu seorang Cenayang, Gladis mencoba menyingkap misteri di masa lalu yang menuntut keadilan. Mampukah sang garis keturunan yang terpilih sekaligus dikutuk itu menuntaskan tugasnya? Mari kita ikuti jalan cerita seru penuh kejutan dalam Sebuah Novel berjudul KERATON NYAI GENDIS.

"gue nyaman sama Lo" "Gue bingung gue takut " lirih cewek itu "Lo pasti tau gue cinta sama Lo tapi gue nggak mau nyakitin Keluarga gue ,disisi lain gue ingin tetap sama Lo di sisi lain nggk " "Kita berbeda di lihat dari segi finansial Lo itu di ibaratkan pemilik bumi sedangkan gue seperti daki bagi kalian yang hanya benalu bagi keluarga kalian" "Gue di pandang sebelah mata !!!!" Teriak cewek itu Baca kisah selanjutnya......

Gunung Maruyung terletak di perbatasan cilacap dan Brebes. Ada banyak sekali misteri yang belum terpecahkan sampai saat ini namun ada seorang wanita yang mempunyai keberanian entah dari mana dia mencoba masuk ke dalam gunung tersebut. di tengah perjalanan dia tersesat dan bertemu dengan seorang kakek, akan kah bisa keluar dari gunung tersebut atau sama seperti para pendaki gunung yang lain nya.

"'Reward system for meeting the enemy' has been activated." ...... "Beggar Liu Gen'er is very hungry because he has no food and is jealous of you who have a roast chicken. Reward: steamed buns, ten." ...... "The guard Wei Changgen has become hostile to you because of his position. Reward: skill book, Wei's Long Fist." ...... "The number of enemies has accumulated to thirty, reward: fighting proficiency." ...... As long as you encounter enemies, you will be rewarded. Let the enemies come in greater numbers.