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A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

It's a revenge story of a guy whose dad was a drug dealer and got killed by a very powerful man known as Juan Pablo.In the novel,the guy had to find the killer of his dad and take revenge.Along the line,he found out that the death of his mom and nanny was also linked to Juan.He goes to find a partner at Juan's club in order for him to gain much access to Juan.Not knowing,the partner he found was Juan's daughter,Jade.At first,Jay is found locked up in a series of romance but later jade finds out that the people she lived with weren’t her parents and so does Jay.Time passes as Jay and Jade find out that their mothers exchanged them over a shady deal.Jade automatically became the girl whose parents were killed.Will jade oppose his fake dad?,will Jay help jade fulfill the desire for revenge? or will Jay side with his long lost parents?.

This novel titled "Jason Chen's Extraordinary Journey" takes the unique experiences of the protagonist Jason Chen as a thread and combines various elements such as cultivation, emotions, and conflicts. The plot is full of twists and turns and captivating. Nevertheless, due to its many emotional storylines, it is regarded as a harem novel. Keep in mind that everyone's perception and feeling of the novel may be different.

A large group of the most ordinary people, falls into another world and becomes vampires. Their existence in new conditions is shown in the series of books - The Most Evil Kind.

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... Aboutva dog with a dream... In a monster populated island filled with different beasts there is one beast who rains supreme. This beast, a half man half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! to do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone and he leaves his home, to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* aaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator heheheHAAAAAAAA!!

"If you don't get enough sleep, you'll die." Is something that I've just figured out lately. With a 14 days of not sleeping streak, the light came and took me to another world. A world of novel, my novel. You see, I was up all night for the whole 2 weeks writing my novel named "Dreadful love". It had a decent amount of readers. And I, the author is famous as well, why's that? Because my novels are known to always have legendary tragic twist and turns, I even kill my lead characters, Hehe. So I transmigrated... To my own novel... And it just had to be this one. And I just had to be the villain... Though it's all goods, since all the characters have tragic lives. But this person that I'm in is ten times more tragic than all of the other characters! She- not important.

In the city of Naha, Japan, a new generation of the Odjin family carries a dark legacy of violence and assassination. After the legendary patriarch, Ban Odjin, was executed 25 years ago, the surviving family clung to life, hidden in the shadows and protected by forbidden spells. But when Odjin emerges from the realms of darkness, the family becomes a nightmare threatening the very existence of humanity. They rise to be the world’s most dangerous family of assassins, and thus, the hunt begins.

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It is a story of a man wanting to take revenge for his wife's murder and will not stop until everything runs red.

Tale of a family who rises up from rags to riches.A story of a father who against all the difficulties raises to protect and prospect the family. Mc is an Transmigrated person who happens to have unlocked his cheat. Traveling to the fantasy world, when Leiter was in his forties, he finally became a little nobleman – the lord of Young Eagle Town. Only then did he discover that he also had golden fingers. Looking at the two options of [Text Simulation] and [Real Simulation], Leiter hesitated to choose [Real Simulation]. [Do you want to enable real simulation? Every simulated day consumes 5 destiny points. 】 “yes” … [The real simulation is over, please choose an attribute you want to keep. 】 【1. Constitution】 【2. Dou Qi】 【3. Mental power】 Fantasy simulation, lord farming, family growth, more exciting, please watch!

In a world of magic and blades, with many races and hybrids between races, there sure are races more loved then others right ? But in a world where demons hates humans and are hated by mostly all species, what's the worst hybrid to be born to ? Ding Dong ! A half-human half-demon ! And that's exactly what I am. And the sugar on the cream ? my born skill can make me grow stronger if I kill demons or humans, so indeed they all thinks I'll use it against humans. I really envy those who can walk into the streets with great respect and nothing to fear with their great power, I really envy them. And that envy happened to be what was giving me a chance to reach those I envy.

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Heroes serve and protect our society "Weirdo guy" alongside his sidekick "Captain Cash" are just among the many others who will face the hardships and sacrifices of being a hero, as danger strikes and other chaos arise, these two would have to think and come up with strategies in order to face these impending dangers.

He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."

When the old family reveals itself to take back what is theirs, the world will tremble. War will be the only outcome, the world order will change, and humanity will either prosper or remain enslaved. This is the story of the last heir of kings

Chu Yuxuan Chu Yuxuan is one of the main characters in the novel and is the illegitimate son of Chu Zhiqing. Although he appears to be a charming and flamboyant young man from a wealthy family, his life is actually filled with complex inner struggles and hidden motives. He is tall and handsome, but his personality is rebellious, holding a defiant attitude towards family arrangements and societal rules. His lifestyle is extravagant, and his behavior often seems frivolous and unconstrained, but beneath the surface, he harbors unspoken issues and schemes. Chu Zhiqing Chu Zhiqing is Chu Yuxuan’s father and the head of the Chu family. He is a typical business tycoon, presenting a refined exterior but possessing a shrewd and strategic mind. Chu Zhiqing has deep paternal affection for Chu Yuxuan but also harbors complex expectations and pressures. Despite his occasionally indulgent attitude towards Chu Yuxuan, his acumen in managing the family business and personal charm are impeccable. His outward demeanor and actions mask the complexity of his inner world and his true expectations for Chu Yuxuan. Zhao Yanan Zhao Yanan is Chu Yuxuan’s wife. Although their marriage is primarily for commercial purposes, her role is significant in the story. Zhao Yanan is known for her calm demeanor and noble presence, often appearing distant and aloof. Her attitude towards Chu Yuxuan is complex; she seeks to gain benefits from the marriage but is simultaneously repelled by his behavior. Zhao Yanan’s intelligence and decisiveness make her adept at handling the challenges posed by Chu Yuxuan. Wang Long Wang Long is a renowned director in the industry, famous for his eccentric appearance and bold personality. His direct manner of speaking often involves provocation and sarcasm. Despite his prominent status in the entertainment circle, Wang Long’s private life is filled with alcohol and indiscreet behavior. His relationship with Chu Yuxuan is intricate; he is both a collaborator and a potential rival. Wang Long’s character adds dramatic and entertaining elements to the novel. Xia Zhu Xia Zhu is a top actress in the entertainment industry, recognized and adored for her exceptional looks and outstanding acting skills. She is tall and elegant, with a high level of charm and attractiveness. Having spent years striving in the entertainment industry, Xia Zhu has faced numerous hardships and challenges, but she has consistently maintained strong professionalism and personal charm. Despite her considerable success in her career, Xia Zhu’s personal life is often a media focal point. Her independent and resilient personality, along with her rational and calm attitude towards relationships and marriage, further define her character. Her complex relationship with Chu Yuxuan, marked by past intimacy and current tension, adds depth and intrigue to the narrative. Xia Zhu is not only a crucial component of Chu Yuxuan’s emotional conflicts but also a key figure in the overall story, bringing significant drama and layers to the plot.