I Got Isekai'd into a Game......and My System Won't Shut Up!
Note to Readers:
Please bear with me until Chapter 11—trust me, the real chaos (and hilarity) is just about to begin!
Synopsis:
When I woke up inside Eternal Dominion Online, I expected overpowered skills, legendary loot, and maybe even a harem. Instead, I got a talking System with an attitude problem and a stick as my starting weapon.
Meet S.A.S. (Sarcastic Assistance System)—a passive-aggressive, trash-talking AI that’s supposed to help me level up. Except it spends more time roasting my life choices than giving useful advice. Every time I try to act like a hero, it hits me with "Wow, that was embarrassing."
Now, I have to navigate this game world, fight monsters, and somehow survive despite my own System constantly bullying me. But with ridiculous side quests like "Slap the King" (no reward, just for fun) and NPCs who actively doubt my existence, even reaching Level 10 might be impossible.
Can I rise to power, defeat the Demon Lord, and finally earn my System’s respect?
…Probably not. But at least I’ll die laughing.