Atsumu Skit

"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness." Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth. In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married." However, he ends up marrying someone else. Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead. Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date. The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!" He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!" In the afternoon, she becomes his wife. ... She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue. He has no house, but she says it's fine. When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly. When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds. When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave. Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure. A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care. After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?" She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?" His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry. This love was finally no longer his one-man show. ... Small skits: "Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!" "Reason!" "You lied to me!" "How did I lie to you?" "You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?" "Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?" "…" Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)

Shen Chen starts living a life of unrestrained indulgence since marrying Shi Yu. The most beautiful lovers’ prattle she has ever heard is "I will punish those whom you have offended." Skit: “A handsome man delivered a parcel to your wife just now, Sir.” The young master acknowledged with a lazy “Mhm.” Half an hour later, all courier companies in the city go belly up. "Your wife has offended someone, Sir." "Mhm." Ten minutes later, that person is left to die in a desolate mountain.

Rumor has it that three years ago, the Prince of the underworld spoiled a certain woman to bits. Three years later, he ends up hating her to the core. Nevertheless, the truth is often hard for one to bear. "Qin Muchen, there are countless men who like me, you have to queue up and wait!" After repeated attempts and failures to escape from him, Gu Shinian finally has an outburst of fury. Qin Muchen moves forward and puts his arms around her waist. "If I need to queue up to get you, I will jump the queue and bed you first!” Skit 1: Whenever Qin Muchen angers Gu Shinian, Gu Shinian would always threaten furiously, “Qin Muchen, believe it or not, I will drug you with lots of impotent medicine!” Nevertheless, when Gu Shinian gets herself into trouble, she would whine, roll, wheedle, and become touchy in order to fawn on Qin Muchen. “Your Highness, I have many drugs that can enhance your *wink* ability!” Skit 2: Qin Muchen: “Do you want to write 3,000 words of self-reflection again? Gu Shinian: “… “ Qin Muchen: “Do you want me to help you?” Gu Shinian: “Yes!!!” Qin Muchen: “Same old rules. Suck up to me!” Gu Shinian: “Let’s go to a hotel. I’ll give you a treat!” Qin Muchen: ”… “

WPC August 2023 Winner novel! [You have finished your duty, John.] "Duty? I should've let this world get destroyed sooner!" Fantasia was destroyed. His novel world crumbling because of him. John, the Depraved Hero, lamented as he looked at the cracking sky. With the end of the world, he was transferred back to Earth as Fujiwara Atsuku. What would happen to him, the author who had returned from his novel? Would he be able to lead a normal life with the Trials and nightmares from Fantasia catching up to him? Follow Atsuku as he survived the catastrophe that followed him to the Earth!

Just ideas that keep pestering the author's mind. This would range from short skits to poems or song lyrics. I honestly don't know

Emely is an elementary school teacher who teaches in grade 1.One day, suddenly a boy proposed to me. William, a businessman who is a widower with one child, makes an offer to Emily's parents to pay off debts or marry her off to Emely. All because, William had saved the life of his mother Emely.William had no intention of looking for another woman, because his love for Nancy was still the same. However, her child, Clara, needs a mother's love that Nancy can't get. His marriage to Nancy was not approved by William's parents.However, because Nancy was already pregnant with Clara, they couldn't help but marry them off.Until one day, Nancy was caught cheating.William's parents were angry and forced the two of them to divorce. However, William, who was too in love, made his eyes and heart closed. He still hoped and would accept Nancys back.However, until Clara was 5 years old, Nancy had not returned.Until William was forced to find a temporary replacement for Nancy.From that, he chose Emely.Besides being close to Clara at school, Emely isn't her type either.When Emely accepted William's proposal by force, then Leo arrived.The first love that I once promised to live with him, but suddenly disappeared. Then, after many years, Leo came with the status of a widower and a child named Ben.Moreover, Ben is also a student of Emely, Leo tried to approach Emely again, William who knew it tried to keep the two of them away.It wasn't because of love, but William didn't want to lose his future nanny, Clara.By using Emely's parents, he was finally able to keep Leo away from Emely.The wedding took place.Clara and William's parents were so happy.They think, Emely and William married for love.But everything is wrong. During the wedding night, William openly revealed the purpose of this marriage.Emely is not required to perform the duties of a wife in general.He just needed to take care of Clara so she wouldn't lose a mother's love, Emely was hurt, but couldn't do anything about it.However, Emely still performs her duties as a wife, except for biological obligations, William paid no attention to any of that.He thought Emelx was transparent.However, for months, Emely insisted on doing it all.Until one time, William was forced to eat Emily's cooking. William was amazed and immediately finished Emily's cooking which turned out to be very delicious, Since then, William began to be curious about the figure of Emelx. William also followed and even observed his wife's activities and movements.It didn't take long for William to admire Emely. Until he started to be nice to Emely. Change after change is increasingly apparent between the two.I don't know when there was a feeling between the two people.It's just that no one wants to admit it.Until exactly in the eighth month of their marriage, Nancy came back and apologized to William. Asking for another question.William's divided heart began to doubt.But it turns out I chose to accompany Nancy.Emely slumped, she began to fear losing William.Since Nancy's return, William has turned into a cold figure, just like the first time he got married.One month later, William filed for divorce from Emely, making Emely even worse off.Nancy kicked him out of William's house calling him someone's husband grabber. Clara was crying hysterically, wanting to go with Emel.But Nancy held him back.Seeing that scene, William was silent.Emely left, but she couldn't possibly go to her parents'house. Don't want to be burdened.Fortunately, there was Leo who was willing to accommodate him temporarily.Emely does housework and babysit Ben as a token of gratitude. After Emely's death, William felt he was missing something .Nancy turned out to be a lot more at home. However, the food is not as good as Emily's.Clara was also quiet.One time, Clara begged William to meet Emely. Because, after Emily's death, Nancy immediately transferred to Clara's school

Love was weird, and forbidden for people like Julia. All she ever wanted was to be valued. For someone to be afraid of losing her. Being a sixteen year old senior was stressful. No one has ever truly loved her despite the many past relationships. That is until she meets twenty-one year old, Adrian Vaugh, who had instantly taken a liken to her. Spending time with his was magical. Everything was amazing. Someone finally loved her, they viewed her like a queen, and constantly wanted to spend time with her. Their only issue was a system to made their love illegal. Will they manage to stay together? To overcome the pain and tears that came with their forbidden love? Find out on “Perfectly Wrong Love.”

It was supposed to be my mission to kill you so how did I end up falling in love with you? Miya Atsumu who's a secret spy of Division of Intelligence located in Ichigaya district in Tokyo was assigned with a mission to be a hitman of the most popular yakuza group in Japan. Sakusa Kiyoomi, the new head of Sakusa-kai, was forced to replace his father to continue the business. Did he made a mistake trusting Atsumu or would this be a new start to change his view in life?

Skits that I made with my beloved characters to practice writing everyday.

Atsu is an orphaned second-year high school student living alone with government support. He is still at the stage where he is still trying to figure out what to do with his future and his life was mostly uneventful until he met Asumi, a classmate of Atsu known for her intelligence and beauty. On the outside, Asumi seemed like your average class beauty who mostly kept to herself, but it turned out that she was trying to hide something, after all.

It was a few days before Christmas and Atsumu was sitting in his car in some random car park, it had been a few hours since he had left the apartment that he shared with his 3 boyfriends, they were all going home for the holidays.

These stories are just short skits based on Arbitrary Thoughts and Ideas I come across the Internet. So update rate is non-existent.

Oko Bey and his twin brother Atsu are born in world where true cultivation starts at the age of 15 when humans go through soul transformation using the gift from the heavens, the fragments of the Soul Orb. After the soul transformation ceremony, humans are given the powers to fight against what they call the invaders, a race of monsters and humanoid beasts who want to use the humans as a cultivation resource and to steal the Soul Orb to further their ruler's divinity. Due to an unforeseen event, Oko and Atsu are transported to another world and separated. Will they find out why and return home to their friends and family or be stuck in this new world forever?

Short funny and serious life skits of 6 teenage boys. Also this book was inspired from the BL manhua 19 days. [Male Leads/ Main Characters] •Haru, Zhan Tian, Long Wei •Bohai, Kai, Shenwoo PS: Updates might be all over the place do to my laziness at times. Future warning do not bring any negativity to my story at all. It's also my first book so please at least bare with me. That is all and I hope you ENJOY! 11/24/20 --- ??/??/??

How Many Steps Does It Take To Turn an SM R*pe Novella into a Comedy Skit [INDONESIA TRANSLATION] [ID : Eri/Mochirin] [EN : Oriental Rabbit] _________ Go to Chap 0 for synopsis Ke chap 0 yok untuk baca sinopsis. [ Warning ] Ini [BL] dan saya mentranslatekannya dengan bahasa gaul ya jadi ini bukan dengan bahasa [Formal] oke, karena jujur saya kurang suka translate an dengan bahasa super formal. [ Saya translate ini menunggu chap diupload dalam bahasa inggris, jadi kalo belum up, saya juga belum up, dan tergantung mood ] [ Donation ] 1. https://saweria.co/Eirine 2. https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Eirin [Kalian juga boleh rekomendasikan novel apa yang mau dijadikan projek translatean] [Thank you]

Ghost haunting? Check. Super awkward relationship with your boss? Check. The world's biggest chicken, Luca, has been recruited into a ghost hunting agency! The horror!! The only plus point? His boss is really hot! (*drools*) The downside? Luca (High quality chicken) can see ghosts. Short skit Luca: Boss can I go home early? I have a weak heart T^T Mysterious Boss: We can't let our lucky fairy go home first Luca: Why T^T Boss: The ghosts all come to you, are you planning to bring them home also? Luca: /depression/

Lone Errands is an urban plotted romance that sensationally brings out retrospective and posthumous scenes through an assertive proliferation of erotic and touching events concocted with a heavy dosage of strategized corruption in elite circles where bribery-hinged impunity often triumphs over prosecution. The readership is poised to fathom Anable’s sophisticated romantic maze synonymous with secretive egocentric sexual indulgence, let alone the secret-gold digging that made her lay her body on the line under the nose of his equally cheating billionaire boyfriend Trey. She is portrayed as an adamant survivor of a barrage of onslaughts engendered by destiny and self-driven subjectivity. The irresistible and solo-going Anable plays a hyperbole-powered role that sees atonement overcoming her egoistic and intransigent sex contrabands synonymous with running upmarket brothel operations. The anti-climax plotted novel’s comic resolution has the propensity to make people wake up to the reality that all roads eventually lead back home. Yes! After all the chicken-like skits, there comes a time to roost as she eventually tied the knot with longtime cohabitant Trey thereby eventually coiling her scandalous tail

A delinquent child - at the age 16 - is gifted the almighty power of Trinomial; the power to control all elements. But he is not the only gifted individual. In Triomental High, students with acceptable talent and skill - which are boundles - are within its bounderies. Through the story, Atsui Tanaki - the protagonist - will meet many ally's and foes, goods and evils. Will Tanaki fall further in to villainy or will the good clash with his heart and turn him pure so he can use the elements for good?

In a world teeming with magic and power, Yoshi Meatsu, a retired military officer turned adventurer, seeks a peaceful existence on the mysterious eastern continent. Little does he know that fate has other plans for him. Yoshi's life takes an unexpected turn when he crosses paths with Alya Elrieth, the last descendant of the Elvish royal lineage. Together, they embark on a journey that will reshape the destiny of Norsia. As they forge an unbreakable bond, they must confront the cruelty of a world where ancient secrets and dark forces threaten the peace of two continents. Amidst the shadows of demons and the ominous awakening of the Evil Dragon, Yoshi and Alya find themselves thrust into a battle to save Norsia from an impending doom. Can they stand against the forces of darkness and protect the fragile balance of their world? Join Yoshi on an epic quest to find serenity in a tumultuous world where alliances are tested, destinies are rewritten, and the true meaning of heroism is revealed.

The power of the beard is unimaginable. Think about it. Why do old and responsible men always sport a goatee? Well all I've got is an undeveloped moustache. Infact, forget undeveloped. It is practically non-existent. What can my sparse beard do to help in this war. Though I won't hesitate to kill whoever touches my sister , at the end of the day, I'm just a boy with no skills after all. ... O sogbladza... send down lightning. Can't you see what's going on? Or have the bright flashes of your thunder bolts blinded you? Do you want a goat? Or should I kill a fowl .... *** Lamentations made from empty stomachs Dont reach the gods my friend. Do you have to be reminded of simple customs? ..... A hungry man is an angry man, don't turn your hunger muffled anger against men towards the gods, lest you waist your time and end up igniting their wrath. Mind you... a scheduled time gives way to showers of cowries *** yeah whatever./ In a far away corner of West Africa in the now eerie Zewu village of the once great glinwu clan, Atsu who had been bestowed the title of chosen must gather the necessary equipments and skills needed in his steps to bring his crumbling clan from collapse. Zewu was raided. And the inhabitants were sold of or made into slave breeding machines. His sister just happened to be in this category. ... Is this mountain climbable?!