Obi Wan Trolling Darth Vader

``` # cintasetelahkesal Ketika istrinya dan gadis pujaannya diculik pada saat yang sama, dia memilih untuk menyelamatkan gadis pujaannya yang rapuh dan meninggalkan istrinya yang setia kepada para penculik. Dia telah berkata kepada istrinya, “Qiao An, kau selalu pintar, pastinya kau bisa menyelamatkan dirimu sendiri meskipun aku meninggalkanmu bersama para penculik. Tapi Wei Xin tidak bisa.” Dari kejadian ini, Qiao An akhirnya menyadari perasaan sebenarnya suaminya. Tertinggal sendiri, dia memilih untuk melompat dari bangunan yang reyot. Menjadi mimpi buruk bagi si bajingan, setelah istri patuhnya keluar dari rumah sakit, dia mulai menghujani balas dendam pada suaminya dan gadis pujaannya. Dia benar-benar kewalahan. Setelah dia kehilangan segalanya, dia menyadari bahwa wanita cerdas tidak seharusnya diundang amarahnya. Dia memutuskan untuk berbaikan dengan istrinya. Namun, istrinya telah menemukan kehidupan baru dengan pamannya! ```

A Goddess of Love known to the realm as Devilla needs help with the overwhelming amount of cases she been receiving, she sends out some applications in the hope of getting that needed help. That help comes in the form of a cute angel\demon hybrid named Hera, a kind woman who just want to help people. Her first day on the job doesn't go too smoothly however, As a Harpy named Velven accused her Troll husband Sarglan of sending a assassin to kill her. It up to the duo of Devilla and Hera along with someone special from Hera's past to solve this situation. A story of Mystery and Burning romance awaits you!

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

Meng Qianqian was married into the Lu family at the age of 15 to bring good luck to the old lady. On the wedding night, urgent news came from the border that her husband was ordered to go to war, and unfortunately died at the hands of the Northern Liang army half a year later. Meng Qianqian became a widow. Five years later, the husband who died in the war came back, with a mute girl beside him. Lu Lingxiao said that Wan'er was the descendant of a loyal hero, and was different from a business woman like her who was full of money. She was a truly noble woman. Lu Lingxiao also said that Wan'er was an eagle in the sky, and a delicate flower like her was not as good as Wan'er. It was not until the mountains and rivers were broken and the city towers collapsed that she killed thousands of troops with a red tasseled spear. Lu Lingxiao realized that he had made a mistake. She was not a delicate flower in a deep house, she was the strongest west wind in Yumen Pass.

Irene’s life takes an unexpected turn when she had one night with Harold Marshall, a billionaire with a reputation for kindness yet shrouded in mystery. What begins as a professional relationship quickly transforms into something deeper as they navigate a maze of emotions, secrets, and dangers. When Irene’s mother becomes the target of a sinister plot, the arrival of two kidnapped surgeons reveals a chilling truth: someone is determined to see her family destroyed. With time running out, Irene and Harold must race against the clock to uncover who is behind the threats—and why. As the tension rises, so does the undeniable pull between them, forcing Irene to question her priorities and Harold to confront his own vulnerabilities. Together, they must risk everything to protect what matters most, even as danger closes in from every side. Shadows of Desire is a riveting tale of love, betrayal, and the lengths we go to for the ones we care about.

After Aguda Empire now known as the African continent experienced the greatest civil war influenced by other continents and foreign beings. AGUDA fell to her knees and her tribes clans and kingdoms were controlled by foreign forces that were beyond her power. Her only hope to rise and reclaim what was lost lay in the hand of the Devine prince whom prophecy claims will be born to rise from ashes and gods will tremble in his presence. will her champion help her or will he fail her like the other champions (The Prince of Aguda)

Warning: Adult content ahead, this story/personal idea will only have male on futa. Complain all you want, I had to write a story where a man is on top, no bs, no trolls, no nothing. Smut earth, an earth that has sex everywhere you go, with limits that is, many beings exist. Ranging to dragons, tigers, dogs, cats, humans, elves. Both have males and females, but they all have a third gender, futas. Many males and females prefer to have a futa lover, Ace is no exception. however, instead of being submissive, he wants to be on top. Manh believe he is crazy and will end up being a femboy, but no dreams is impossible to achieve. “So, what, just because you're an ancient demon, I should just bend over and let you use me? Sorry, but I’m using you.” “An elf Futa wants to make me her personal dump? I’m making sure your the dump.” Extra tags: Andromorphic, futa on futa, male on futa, milf, elf, submissive, harem

What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.

Jasper Grumbleweed is a hapless peasant with one marketable skill: a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. In the kingdom of Blunderwood, where dangerous beasts roam and knights only care about their Instagram-worthy dragon fights, Jasper discovers an uncanny talent—he can tame any creature using the most ridiculous methods imaginable. From convincing a troll to stop terrorizing villages by teaching it yoga, to pacifying a rampaging griffin with a terrible lute solo, Jasper’s approach is as baffling as it is effective. When the kingdom’s greatest beastmaster goes missing, Jasper is "volunteered" to fill the role. With his trusty sidekick—a sassy, perpetually unimpressed talking goat—he embarks on a quest to tame the kingdom’s most ferocious creatures before they overthrow the castle. Packed with misadventures, absurd logic, and Jasper’s laughable attempts at heroism, this is a tale of unlikely triumphs, untamed hilarity, and the occasional flying dungbomb

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Nana a young, beautiful and talented girl from a middle class background lived peacefully with her father in a village called "Zhao". one her 10th birthday her father was suddenly summoned by the king of zhao "cheoljeong", poor nana was asked to play outside with other children while waiting for the return of her father who was the commander of the royal army "Kim Dong-in". who knew that would be the last time she will ever set eyes on her father........

Li Tianzong is a lover of traditional Chinese culture in modern times, and has traveled to the New Song Dynasty to become a wealthy young man. He gradually adapted to and enjoyed ancient life, while utilizing modern knowledge to shine in ancient times. He saved Yang Yu by chance and established a deep relationship with her. Li Tianzong also had an emotional entanglement with Qiqi and established a connection with her through his piano skills. His maid Xiyun and Wan'er also established a deep master servant relationship with him. After his relationship with Yang Yu gradually warmed up, Li Tianzong decided to propose marriage to Yang Yu, but encountered some resistance during the process. The novel presents the life and love story of a modern person in ancient times from the perspective of Li Tianzong.

Tiara trolled down the subway already running late for her part time job in the grocery shop. It was her first time at work. "Oh God, I'm so late." She mumbled, checking her watch as she took a sharp turn leading to her workplace. Tiara is a 20 years old lady who lived with her family in a small cottage at the county side. She assists her family and her education by taking up part time jobs in shops. She is heading for one of those jobs but already late. Just as she took the turn, she collided with Andy, the son of the Mayor and heir to RICHARDSON INDUSTRIES. "I'm so sorry." she muttered as she helped him pick up the documents from the ground. In picking up the documents, they ended up picking up the last one together. Andy slowly lifted his eyes to Tiara, locking eyes whiles lost in her beauty. "Um..., I'll take my leave now." she uttered and rushed off hurriedly without turning back. "wait, what's your....name?" he mumbled , his words slowly fading away as he watched her ran off. He had already fell in love with her. It was a love at first sight but what happens if the social class becomes a boundary for their love. Join me in this journey to find what happens to their love story. Disclaimer: Picture not mine. Credits to the owner. Follow me on IG@Henrietta_Otu Discord: henrietta_otu1

After Su Chaoxi was killed by her parents' blatant favoritism, she was reborn before her son became a murderer. Only after being reborn did she realize that the mother-in-law, whom her parents described as having a 'Buddha's mouth and a snake's heart,' was actually a people-pleaser; the twins whom they called inherently bad seeds were just neglected and lonely geniuses; and her domineering and brutal husband was actually a top-tier romantic! In this life, with her mother-in-law alive and her husband doting on her, Su Chaoxi held her children tight and fiercely slapped herself twice. The mistakes made in her last life, she swore to make up for in this one. - Xie Tianyin woke up one morning to discover that his restless wife, who previously would cry, make scenes, or threaten suicide, started to adopt a gentler approach to get together with his illegitimate younger brother. Xie Tianyin saw through everything, only wishing for her to stay by his side. But unconsciously, the reclusive and morose twins became increasingly cheerful, the depressive and pessimistic old mother smiled more and more, the business he was determined to ruin was thriving, and even his grandfather, who had been utterly disappointed with him, asked why he didn't visit home more often. Xie Tianyin: ??? What happened?

She wakes up in pain, her mind blank, and her heart racing as a stranger with silver eyes peers into hers. Elva doesn’t know her name, her past, or how she ended up unconscious in the wilderness. Rescued by Miguel and his sister, Fleur, she begins piecing together fragments of her identity, only to discover that the truth may be more dangerous than the void in her memory. Miguel, with his charm and quiet strength, becomes her anchor in this storm of uncertainty. But as Elva begins to heal, the secrets hidden in her past start to unravel—secrets that tie her to a world of fame, betrayal, and enemies she doesn’t remember. Miguel is drawn to her, yet he’s unprepared for the storm that follows when her past comes knocking. In meant to be , a journey of love, loss, and self-discovery unfolds. Will Elva reclaim her identity, or will the shadows of her forgotten life consume her? And can Miguel protect her when her own past threatens to tear them apart?

[WPC Entry] Eli's life was cut short by the infamous truck kun, only for him to be reincarnated in a strange new world as a lowly goblin. Faced with the harsh realities of survival, he must navigate this brutal world, fighting against dangerous hobgoblins, trolls, and ogres while also defending his clan from the treacherous humans who seek to destroy it.

In the aftermath of a daring escape from the merciless King Ozul, Arya Athena and her band of young warriors find themselves stranded on the wild, unforgiving Island of Darth. The island's lush forests and silent waters hide more than just danger — they conceal a shadowy past, one that holds the key to overthrowing a tyrant who thrives on deceit and bloodshed. Haunted by her mother's sacrifice and driven by a need to protect her sister Liza and their people, Arya navigates a treacherous path where survival is earned through steel and wit. But as they fight to stay one step ahead of Ozul's men, the island begins to unveil secrets that could shift the balance of power in Shinghaala forever. When betrayal lurks behind every tree, and loyalty is paid for in blood, Arya's courage is tested like never before. Her fate — and that of her kingdom — hinges on a perilous rescue, a family lost to war, and an uncle believed to be dead. With a blade named Wraith, a heart filled with defiance, and the haunting memory of love sacrificed to war, Arya must choose: fight for survival or ignite a revolution. In a world where darkness reigns and legends are forged, the Island of Darth may just become the battleground for freedom, redemption, and the rise of the lion-hearted.

In a world that's ending who can you trust?

The age of ancient ignorance. Humans did not exist at this time, the ancestors of elves were still trolls, Titans ruled the earth, and dragons ruled the sky. At the end of the era, the Titans and the dragons fought fiercely for the earth, and both sides suffered losses. At this time, a time traveler descended on a tribe of eagles, leading them to gradually walk out on their own evolutionary path, and eventually became a tribe of angels. Countless years later. The light of heaven spreads throughout the heavens and all realms. Jiangyou, the king of angels, occupies the highest heavenly throne. Endless creatures sang hymns together: "Holy! Holy! How can sinners look at it? God is majestic and glorious. Everyone is decorated with jade crowns and dedicated to the golden hall of God's throne."

Zuo Xingyun had vanished for eight years, and Xiang Wan had waited for him for eight years, only to have him return and bring her ruin and the death of her family. She thought she was just another sacrifice to his ambition, but unexpectedly, when she faced danger, he held her tight and whispered, "I'm here, don't be afraid." —— Everyone knew he was ruthless, cold-blooded, and full of ambition, stopping at nothing to achieve his goals. Everyone knew she was his only weakness. Only Xiang Wan was unaware. Not until she was cornered did Xiang Wan belatedly realize, the ambition of the man before her had always been her.

A young woman from Earth wakes up in a cave, disoriented, confused, amnesic and with her lower body replaced by that of a giant spider. She has no idea what she stumbled into and all the extra sensations were definitely not helping. "Did I get reincarnated into a fantasy world?" She's not quite sure. But, the goblin, the troll and (soon enough) the hot elf all suggest "yes." As much as it creeps her out, her new body is powerful and flexible in some very interesting 'spidery' ways as she slowly learns to live with it. Combined with what modern knowledge she can still remember, the newly christened Elania soon finds herself building a new life as an adventurer among the elves. Who knows what awaits her? Maybe, just maybe, she might even find happiness along the way. Discord link: https://discord.gg/TqFjdv8uaE Come find me and other wonderful readers!

For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

In the sprawling cyberpunk city of Lumina Prime, where humans and mythical creatures coexist, the Universal Intergalactic Police Department (UIPD) is tasked with maintaining order amid chaos. Officers Axe Zain, Tone Core, Alia Heart, Dice Stallion, and Summer Love form a team that is as unorthodox as it is effective. When a routine bust on a troll gang reveals a cache of enchanted gems laced with dark magic, the team uncovers a sinister plot masterminded by Malchior Blackthorn, a ruthless warlock kingpin controlling the system’s black market. As they dig deeper, the stakes skyrocket. Blackthorn has been hired by President Draven Voltaire, a vampire with dark ambitions, to obtain the heart of Princess Elaria, a pure-blooded elf whose magical essence could give him the power to dominate every dark creature in existence. The UIPD team is assigned to protect the princess, but their mission takes a disastrous turn when she is kidnapped on their watch. Stripped of their badges and disgraced, the team refuses to give up. Determined to redeem themselves, the former officers embark on a rogue mission to rescue the princess and stop Blackthorn before the unthinkable happens.

Elio Stardret dies betrayed by those he had always been so kind to, only to find himself transmigrated into a body of a king who is going through the same kind of betrayal. To avoid meeting the same fate, he vows to only do what benefits him. To indulge in everything the selfish society of his previous life brainwashed him to stay away from. Luckily, now he has a system that can help him achieve this. *Ding  [Claim a Queen and Earn Rewards System activated!] [Infatuating any queen gives you power over her kingdom and ability to earn more Purchasing Power Points... simply, PPP.] [PPP are points with which you can buy anything you have seen. Everything, even from your previous life.] 'Wait! I can even buy a phone and troll the people who betrayed me? Damn! I'm gonna give these mofos some hell!'

Wan awakens in a strange world with no memory of his past, struggling to find his place among the Tenebrians, a mysterious people who wield the power of Shade. As he trains and faces endless trials, Wan discovers his abilities go far beyond what he’s been taught. Battling his own doubts and the hardships of a fractured world, he is forced to confront betrayal, loss, and the secrets of his forgotten history. Determined to rise from the shadows of his past, Wan will fight to claim his destiny.

Liu Xun has lived a tough life for the past 25 years but he never complained about his hardships. However. When he was suddenly brought into a cultivation romance novel after he had just received his hard-earned promotion he finally lost it. "F*ck! Laozi was such a model citizen, Why are you doing this to Laozi?!" To make matters worse, both protagonists were cold-blooded murderers, especially the male lead, Wan Yu who was a bit of a psycho. He seemed to be at odds with everyone and enjoyed torturing people, especially the big villain, Wu Jing who was particularly miserable at the end. And he just happened to be that Wu Jing. Liu Xun: vomit blood jpg. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining and this new life of his is not beyond saving yet. Filled with determination, Liu Xun swore not to cross paths with the protagonists and lay low as an Outer disciple. Unfortunately, Heaven seemed to have another plan for him. Liu Xun put on an unfriendly face and turned to glare at a certain little boy, "Why are you following me?" The little boy timidly spoke, "... Can't I stay with you?" Liu Xun immediately replied, "No." Even though he decided not to be involved with him, as a normal grownup adult he still couldn't turn a blind eye toward the child abuse in the end. As a result, he ended up helping the little male protagonist a few more times. After some time passed, looking at the fair-faced harmless little boy, Liu Xun tiredly sighed like an old father. Never mind, I will raise him during my stay as the Heavenly Sect's Outer disciple and we will go on our ways in the future. Unbeknownst to him, in a place where he couldn't see, the little boy's eyes turned cold while silently observing him. Wan Yu who came back to the past a while ago dangerously narrowed his eyes. Who is this person? ... Should I just kill him? After some time passed, looking at this not-so-bright and foolish person, Wan Yu pinched the space between his eyebrows and gave an almost inaudible sigh. Nevermind. As long as this guy doesn't betray him he is willing to take him under his wings. A comedy-romance story with a model citizen (?) transmigrator shou x a black lotus reborn gong, no dog-blood drama. The cover doesn't belong to me. Everything is fictional and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Before humankind’s dawn, a world wild and untamed breathed under ancient rule… Titans bestrode the earth, towering and merciless, while dragons wove fierce storms through the skies, each creature carving their will upon the world. The first elves were yet trolls, unshaped and primal, waiting in the shadows of fate. But as time unfolded, the heavens shook with a clash that shattered mountains and scorched skies: titans against dragons, power against fury. Earth cracked and skies raged as the mighty beings tore at one another in a battle that left both forces crippled and broken. Then, in this breath of silence… he arrived. A mysterious time traveler, a wanderer from realms unknown, descended upon a tribe of eagle man. In him, they saw a vision beyond survival—a path to greatness. Under his wisdom, the eagles grew, shed feathers for wings of light, and evolved to become the tribe of angels. Eons passed. Now, Philisios Veldorim, the King of Angels and Lord of Judgment, reigns from the highest heavenly throne,