Obi Wan Trolling Darth Vader

In Wan Qi's world, strength determines everything. Those who are strong dominate heaven and earth, while the weak can only submit or perish. Wan Qi, the primordial energy that flows through the body of cultivators, is the key to reaching the peak of strength. Cultivators in this world are divided into various levels of strength, from Qi Novice, Qi Adept, to Wan King and Wan God, who are legendary and only appear in myth. Only a few can tread the path to the top, and those who succeed will be remembered forever. In a prominent clan, a young man named Lai Qie was once dubbed as a genius who would bring success to his clan. However, fate said otherwise—in one night, his strength vanished without a trace. From a person who was adored, it turned into an object of ridicule. Humiliated, humiliated, and finally banished from his clan, Lai Qie was left to die in disgrace. However, precisely in that fall, he discovered a great secret hidden in his body—something stronger than the ordinary Wan Qi. With unwavering determination, he vows to rise again, not just for revenge, but to discover who he truly is. The world of Wan Qi is vast and full of mystery. Powerful rulers lurk in the shadows, ancient secrets are buried in forgotten ruins, and the legend of Wan God still resonates among those who dare to dream. But amidst all this, one question arises: Can a man who has fallen into darkness still reclaim the light and conquer the world?

Embark on an epic journey with Captain Demetrius and his diverse crew as they battle Trolls, face off against the Giant, and confront the Evil Lord threatening their world. With each member showcasing unique abilities and facing personal trials, the crew's unity is tested as they uncover family secrets, acquire new powers, and prepare for a final showdown. Join them in a thrilling adventure filled with action, mystery, and camaraderie as they strive to save the world and discover their true strength.

[Previously titled "The Queen is Wed"] By accident, Mo Shu bound herself to a system that demanded she court death daily in order to survive. As the malicious supporting character, her first task was to make the overbearing CEO despise her, while also playing matchmaker between the main female character and him. When necessary, she would offer her own face for them to crazily slap, assisting them to marry so she could make a perfect exit. Thus, Mo Shu, in her struggle to survive, spent every day tremblingly courting disaster in various ways. Yet, accidentally, she somehow ended up marrying the man she adored. Now, where did she go wrong?! [Not a fast-paced traversing story][Crazy pampering + exhilarating plot]

The first time she married him, he blew her head off with a gun. The second time she married him, she became a woman with the intelligence of a 5-year-old. To survive, she decisively slapped down a divorce agreement to humiliate him severely, and then... was pinned against the corner of the wall. Shi Lingyan hooked her leg and squinted his eyes, "You think I can't recognize you just because you changed your face?" Thus, she was pressed into marrying him for the third time _(:3」∠)_ Mr. Shi said, "To love your wife is to pamper her as if she's intellectually disabled." Shi Mei: "I knock your mom!" - [Rebirth] Pretend Idiot VS Genuine Schemer

Shu Wan, the most outstanding daughter of a high-status family from a feudal dynasty, travels a thousand years into the future, becoming the new lady of the Fu family in the capital. ------ Her husband in name has gone overseas to explore markets, leaving behind a rebellious son whose name resounds throughout the capital. ------ Upon first meeting, the rebellious son speeds past on a motorcycle with his silver-white hair flying, "Isn't that my stepmother who's 6 years older than me? Skinny arms and legs, but with grand ambitions." Before he finishes, Shu Wan leaps up and plucks him off the motorcycle with one hand, "Watch your mouth." ------ Fu Yang is consistently at the bottom of his grade, especially with his Chinese language scores never passing 50. Shocked by his atrociously written exam papers, Shu Wan asks, "Are you even Chinese?" Fu Yang is defiant, "Aren't you a dimwitted academic failure yourself, what right do you have to criticize me?" Yet the next second, as Shu Wan smoothly writes down 'Ancient Prose Paragon' with a brush, it's Fu Yang's turn to be astonished. Isn't she a walking dictionary? ------ Fu Siyu returns from his overseas expansion earlier than expected, thinking he would come home to chaos. However, upon entering the door, he sees the usually defiant Fu Yang sitting obediently practicing his calligraphy with a perfect score exam paper beside him. And his reputedly timid wife, in a sleek black high-slit dress, confidently struts to the music, drawing the attention of everyone. But none of that is the focal point. The focus is on Fu Siyu's gaze, sharp as a knife, directed toward the dance partner's hand resting on Shu Wan's lower back, "Let go." Note: The son is not the biological child of the male lead.

# amoraposraiva Quando sua esposa e a mulher dos seus sonhos foram sequestradas ao mesmo tempo, ele escolheu salvar sua frágil mulher dos sonhos e deixou sua devotada esposa nas mãos dos sequestradores. Ele havia dito à sua esposa, “Qiao An, você sempre foi inteligente, com certeza pode se salvar mesmo que eu te deixe com os sequestradores. Mas Wei Xin não consegue.” Deste incidente, Qiao An finalmente percebeu os verdadeiros sentimentos de seu marido. Deixada para se virar sozinha, ela optou por pular de um prédio em ruínas. Para o terror do canalha, depois que sua supostamente obediente esposa teve alta do hospital, ela começou a derramar vingança sobre ele e sua mulher dos sonhos. Ele foi completamente sobrecarregado. Depois de perder tudo, ele percebeu que mulheres inteligentes nunca devem ser provocadas. Ele decidiu se reconciliar com sua esposa. No entanto, sua esposa havia encontrado uma nova vida com seu tio!

Some people are destined to meet, even if one is in Heaven and the other in Hell. Rose Prison, the number one prison in the real world! Here are detained the world's top criminals, business elites, political giants, super hackers, and even nuclear weapons experts. What happens when such a group enters the Virtual World? Heroes' Prison, the number one prison in the Virtual World! Here are held the most legendary heroes and Magical Beasts, the Harbinger of Doomsday, the Remote Ancient Demon Emperor, the Troll Chieftain, bounty hunters, and even the mighty—Gods! How powerful would one be, carrying such a prison with them? In fact, the world itself is a prison, and to attain true freedom, one must change the world!

"Dragons and their spawn rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _____ Power comes from the beast you tame. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, chimeras, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, troll dogs(not doge) or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option... His aging parents sold everything for his "failed" chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? Turns out they start small too. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a darker story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun and taming expectations. _______ If you want to know more about the cover: Yep, that's Luna, the FL... Her skin and clothes are morphing into shimmering scales from her dragon power. Remember Sailor Moon? Magical girls? Now imagine if the magical outfit wasn’t a cute dress, but an actual dragon! The dragon is the dress... It’s not just fashion; it’s fusion. High-level beasts tend to leave their mark, and Luna wears it like a boss, pulling off the ultimate power move. _______ We will use the same Discord from my first book, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Silly tags that seem to matter a lot to some readers: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem (Vote! I can write either, and in any case, there will be multiple girls. The only difference is whether he chooses one in the end or goes the "liberal" route.... democracy is yours!), No NTR.

Ich wurde betrogen, cheh ~ keine Sorge, ich habe fünf Männer, die mich vergöttern. Ein stoischer Mann, der keine zwei Sätze sprechen kann? Ich werde ihn dazu bringen, mir beim Rappen zuzusehen. Ein heißer und kalter Tsundere, der eine giftige Zunge für das andere Geschlecht hat? Ich werde ihn dazu bringen, Honig aus seinem Mund zu gießen. Eine dumme und kindische Mann ? sehen, wie er flirtet wie ein Frauenheld mit mir. Ein sanfter Gelehrter, hustet er nicht sanft mit mir im Bett Ein schüchterner Introvertierter ? seht, wie er ein Wolf im Schafspelz wird. Su Wan - eine dreißigjährige geschiedene Frau, die von ihrem Ehemann und ihrer Stiefschwester betrogen wurde, verbringt eine Nacht damit, Alkohol zu trinken und dabei zu beobachten, wie ihr Ex-Ehemann und ihre Stiefschwester sich einen Spaß daraus machen. " ahhh !Du Bastard ! Du Schlampe, glaubst du, diese alte Dame wird keinen Mann mehr haben? Nicht nur diese tolle Tante wird einen Mann haben! Ich werde fünf Männer haben! Einen zum Schlafen, zwei zum Rollen und drei zum Verwöhnen! " Inmitten ihres Alkoholkonsums wird sie ohnmächtig und findet sich in einem kleinen Dorf im alten China wieder, und das auch noch an ihrem Hochzeitstag mit den fünf Lin-Brüdern! - Cover nicht von mir E-Mail an fairy0tail072@gmail.com, um es zu entfernen (ich habe es bearbeitet)

On m'a trompée, cheh ~ ne vous inquiétez pas, j'ai cinq hommes qui me chouchoutent. Un homme stoïque qui n'arrive pas à aligner deux phrases ? Je vais le faire rapper, regardez-moi. Un tsundere chaud et froid qui a une langue venimeuse pour le sexe opposé ? Je vais le faire dégouliner de miel par la bouche. Un homme stupide et enfantin ? Regardez comment il flirte avec moi comme un séducteur. Un gentil érudit, toux, il n'est pas si doux avec moi au lit. Un introverti timide ? Regardez-le devenir un loup déguisé en mouton. Su Wan - une femme divorcée de trente ans qui a été trompée par son mari et sa demi-soeur, passe une nuit à boire de l'alcool tout en regardant son ex-mari et sa demi-soeur se ridiculiser. "Ahhh ! Espèce de salaud ! Homme indigne, tu penses que cette vieille ne trouvera plus d'homme ??? Non seulement cette super tante aura un homme ! J'en aurai cinq ! Un pour dormir ! Deux pour rouler et trois pour chouchouter !!" Dans son ivresse, elle s'évanouit pour se retrouver transportée dans un petit village de la Chine ancienne, et cela juste le jour de son mariage avec les cinq frères Lin ! - La couverture ne m'appartient pas, envoyez un courriel à fairy0tail072@gmail.com pour demander sa suppression (je l'ai retouchée)

After losing her job, Wan Qian unexpectedly inherits the estate of an distant great-uncle—a remote countryside farm. She originally thought she could enjoy a leisurely rural life, working at sunrise and resting at sunset. However, she soon discovers that the farm is unbelievably strange—animals on the farm produce crops, whispers rustle from the wardrobe at midnight, and what flows from the faucet is not clear water but thick red liquid… Even more absurd, interns who come to work always mysteriously "resign," leaving only a calm and composed butler who hands her a new labor contract with a smile every day. Faced with all this, Wan Qian optimistically rolls up her sleeves: "Alright then, running a farm isn't easy. I have to find a way to turn a profit." So, using outrageous workplace logic and farm management experience, she tames an eldritch god into a guard dog, hires a midnight butcher as a chef, and even enlists a faceless girl as an accountant… While others tremble in fear, she leisurely patrols the farmland: "No slacking off! If performance targets aren't met, your wages will be docked." Thus, a farm where "humans and ghosts and monsters" beings coexist is officially open for business! —Horror? Not at all. With the right job assignments, every ghost and monster can be a model corporate worker!

Lin Fang traveled through "Journey to the West," bearing the "Journey to the West" text, always thinking that by using his foreknowledge, he would definitely be able to live a prosperous life. However, he suddenly discovered something off about this "Journey to the West"—cannibalistic immortals, deceitful Buddha. Shocked, he turned his head to look at the "Journey to the West" under the dim light. There, the book was flipping its pages under the glow of the lamp, and every page shockingly displayed only two blood-red characters: Eat People!

When Lu Yuan opened his eyes to a parallel world, his "loving" girlfriend demanded a skyrocketing bride price and emotionally blackmailed him into funding her freeloading brother. His response? "Let's break up." Then came the God Tycoon System with two divine rules: Unlimited money flows like water. Every splurge unlocks wilder rewards – from reality-bending talismans to celebrity harem candidates. Now, as Lu crushes gold-diggers with luxury car keys and trolls arrogant bankers with billion-yuan deposits, he discovers the ultimate truth: In this world, cash isn't king... it's the entire damn chessboard. Buckle up for a spending spree where every purchase is a power-up!

Before the veil was ever known, the world of Eldoria was torn apart by war. The once-united elves fractured into warring kingdoms, their pride and ambition driving them into endless conflict. The dwarves, masters of stone and steel, waged brutal wars beneath the mountains, their clans divided over ancient grudges. The giants, lords of the skies and peaks, clashed in a battle for dominion, while the orcs and trolls fought for survival in the unforgiving swamps and wastelands. For centuries, blood stained the lands as each race sought power, vengeance, and survival. But as the fires of war raged, something far more sinister stirred in the shadows. In the depths of forgotten tombs and cursed lands, the dead began to rise. Their hollow eyes glowed with an eerie light, their voices whispered of a long-lost king—and soon, all of Eldoria would tremble before the return of an ancient darkness.

Trash-talking fictional characters online was supposed to be harmless. But when Calvin- a relentless troll- went overboard, he gets thrown into a world where willpower is everything, as some kinda divine retribution. A world where belief empowered, doubt condemned and the strong impose their will on reality itself. The worst part? he’s soulbound to the very character he spent years relentlessly trashing. A supposed weak, useless and utterly hopeless girl. if she dies, so does he. With his only hopes of breaking free of the shackles binding them together, helping her rise to the pinnacle of power.

# MENCARI ISTRI Su Wan telah mencintai Jing Chen selama sepuluh tahun, dan dia menikah dengannya selama dua tahun. Jing Chen selalu menjadi suami, terlepas dari apakah mereka berdua atau di depan umum. Dia mengingat ulang tahun pernikahan mereka dan akan menyiapkan hadiah untuknya di setiap kesempatan khusus. Dia adalah bintang di matanya, dan dia memperlakukannya seperti harta yang berharga. Dia menyukai tubuhnya hingga bisa dikatakan bahwa dia terobsesi dengan itu. Namun, hanya Su Wan yang tahu bahwa Jing Chen hanya berakting seperti suami yang sempurna karena dia adalah pria yang menepati janjinya. Dia tidak akan pernah lupa apa yang dia katakan kepadanya ketika mereka menikah, "Aku bisa menikahimu, tapi aku sudah memiliki seseorang yang aku cintai. Pernikahan kita akan berlangsung selama tiga tahun. Tiga tahun kemudian, kamulah yang akan mengajukan perceraian kepada Kakek." Maka, pada hari ulang tahun pernikahan mereka yang kedua, ketika Jing Chen mengeluarkan surat cerai dan meletakkannya di depannya, Su Wan tidak terkejut. Dia diam-diam menyimpan tes kehamilannya. "Walaupun belum tiga tahun seperti yang dijanjikan, Bai Lian sudah kembali. Aku bisa membayar ganti rugi kepadamu," kata Jing Chen. Su Wan mengangguk tenang, "Oke." "Kamulah yang akan meminta Kakek bercerai. Katakan padanya bahwa kamu sudah memiliki seseorang yang kamu sukai. Bahkan jika Kakek tidak ingin setuju, dia tidak akan menolakmu," kata Jing Chen. Su Wan mengangguk, "Mengerti, tapi... haruskah kita bercerai? Bagaimana jika aku bilang kita punya bayi?" Jing Chen menjawab, "Su Wan, tidak ada kata jika di duniaku. Aku selalu melakukan tindakan pencegahan kehamilan. Bahkan jika benar-benar ada kecelakaan, aku akan memastikan bahwa itu menghilang. Aku tidak akan meninggalkan risiko ini." Pada hari pernikahannya, bayi Su Wan lahir prematur. Su Wan mengalami kecelakaan mobil, dan tempat kejadian penuh dengan darah. Terbaring di genangan darah, Su Wan memeluk perutnya erat-erat, berusaha melindunginya. Kemudian, ada rumor yang mengatakan bahwa Jing Chen meninggalkan pengantinnya pada hari itu. Dia memegang tubuh mantan istrinya yang dingin selama seminggu penuh, tidak membiarkannya dikuburkan. Jing Chen didorong ke ujung tanduk. Sampai suatu hari, Su Wan melewatinya dengan dua bayi yang menggemaskan...

The ginseng elf saves the cute master's family and live broadcasts a big adventure. 【Chinese elves + cute cubs + entertainment + hilarious!】The three-and-a-half-year-old ginseng elf Sui Sui, who wants to become a human, finds his destined master under the guidance of God, and the family story begins. The third brother is a top star, the eldest brother committed suicide due to cyberbullying, the second sister became a vegetable due to a car accident, the father turned white overnight, and the grandmother who is the hidden richest person, how can the super cute Chinese elf save this family? ? ?

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

Ameer, a 20-year-old Tunisian, thought his life was over when he died-only to be reborn as a mysterious fennec spirit fox in a world filled with immortal sects, powerful empires, and cunning unknown. With no guide to help him, only a sarcastic, troll-like System, Ameer is forced to navigate this chaotic realm, using his sharp wit, unrelenting stubbornness, and a healthy dose of shamelessness to survive. But things spiral out of control when he accidentally adopts a fox princess, triggering a storm of rumors, jealousy, and political intrigue across the land. From terrifying empresses falling for him, to martial artists shaking at his mere presence, Ameer's journey is anything but normal. His every step defies logic, his existence mocks fate, and his tongue never stops cursing the System. A legendary fox who doesn't want to be a hero. An anti-hero who never wanted responsibilities. A System that exists solely to torment him.

What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.

In a realm where magic weaves through every fiber of existence, a young man named Aiden stumbles upon a ring of immense power. Suddenly thrust into a world beyond his wildest dreams, he discovers abilities he never knew he possessed. With the fate of the magical kingdoms hanging in the balance, Aiden must confront a shadowy organization of dark wizards. Joined by Luna, a wise and beautiful elf, he embarks on a thrilling odyssey of self-discovery, battling formidable foes and mastering the arcane arts. Will Aiden rise to become the hero the magical world desperately needs?

The Digital Descent: A Journey Through Social Media's Nine Circles of Hell In the age of likes, shares, and endless scrolling, the digital landscape has become a reflection of humanity’s darkest impulses. For Durante, a man who has always tried to navigate the treacherous waters of social media with care, the line between the virtual and the real world suddenly shatters when he’s pulled into an infernal journey unlike any other. After a single reckless action by a powerful social media influencer, Durante finds himself trapped in the heart of a twisted underworld—a place where the sins of the digital age are laid bare. Guided by a mysterious, ancient figure who understands the deep roots of this new hell, Durante must navigate the nine circles of social media’s most insidious depths. Each circle reveals a new horror: from the vanity of endless selfies to the deception of fake news, from the wrathful clashes of online trolls to the treacherous betrayals of influencers who sell their souls for fleeting fame. With each step, Durante uncovers the chilling truths about how social media has corrupted the human mind, warping reality into a nightmarish landscape of manipulation and control. But this is more than just a journey through a digital dystopia—it's a reflection on the very soul of humanity and the world’s submission to the unseen forces behind the streams. As Durante descends deeper into this hellish world, he must confront not only the demons of the digital age but also the shadows within his own heart. The Digital Descent: A Journey Through Social Media's Nine Circles of Hell is a gripping, thought-provoking exploration of the impact of social media on our lives, our minds, and our world. A modern-day Dante’s Inferno, it offers a sobering look at the consequences of our digital obsessions and the path to redemption—or destruction—that lies ahead.

Shadow of the Fallen follows a young warrior drawn into a battle between ancient forces after a celestial event awakens fallen gods. As dark powers rise, they must uncover hidden truths and harness forbidden magic to save their world. With allies and enemies in disguise, they face a choice: rise above the shadows or be consumed by them.

(chapter 49) Palpatine goes by many names, Senator, Supreme Chancellor, Sith Lord, and Emperor. His powers are unmatched by any being in the galaxy. His ambitions carry across the stars as he rises through the ranks of the Republic. However, he is a master of disguising his true intentions as he trains Darth Vader behind the Jedi Council's back. But when he sends Darth Vader to assassinate the Jedi Order, Vader is eliminated. So Palpatine search the galaxy for another dark student to rule the galaxy alongside him. Kira is terrified of the new powers she can access, and this fear only makes her stronger. Palpatine makes her his new apprentice, and together, they believe they can rule the galaxy.

Li Tianzong is a lover of traditional Chinese culture in modern times, and has traveled to the New Song Dynasty to become a wealthy young man. He gradually adapted to and enjoyed ancient life, while utilizing modern knowledge to shine in ancient times. He saved Yang Yu by chance and established a deep relationship with her. Li Tianzong also had an emotional entanglement with Qiqi and established a connection with her through his piano skills. His maid Xiyun and Wan'er also established a deep master servant relationship with him. After his relationship with Yang Yu gradually warmed up, Li Tianzong decided to propose marriage to Yang Yu, but encountered some resistance during the process. The novel presents the life and love story of a modern person in ancient times from the perspective of Li Tianzong.

This Novel is original not a translated work After Aguda Empire now known as the African continent experienced the greatest civil war influenced by other continents and foreign beings. (if you want to know about Aguda Empire civil war Read AGUDA EMPIRE :- The Legend Of Omalinze AGUDA fell to her knees and her tribes clans and kingdoms were controlled by foreign forces that were beyond her power. Her only hope to rise and reclaim what was lost lay in the hand of the Devine prince whom prophecy claims will be born to rise from ashes and gods will tremble in his presence. will her champion help her or will he fail her like the other champions (The Prince of Aguda)

Hell was waiting for him with open arms. And he ran straight into it along with his follow soldiers, listening to the orders of his superiors, Erhen and his squad went behind enemy lines. It was a suicide mission, with little chance of survival. But he did, and made it home. Only to have lost his son and his wife. It wasn't a roving band of bandits, or deserters, or even the enemy. It was the bastard Prince. However, as it was he couldn't do anything to him. Yet..

The first chapter is about the ancient and ignorant times. Humans did not exist at that time, and the ancestors of the elves were trolls. Titans ruled the earth, and dragons ruled the sky. At the end of the era, Titans and dragons fought fiercely on the earth, and both suffered losses. At this time, a time traveler descended on a tribe of eaglemen and led them to gradually walk out of their own evolutionary path, and eventually become a clan of angels. Countless years later. The glory of heaven spread throughout the heavens and the world. The Angel King Jiang You sat high on the highest throne. Endless creatures sang praises together: "Holy! Holy! How can sinners look upon the majesty and glory of Allah!

Jaden Rook, a 22-year-old gaming addict and master of min-maxing RPGs, dies in a ridiculous accident involving a vending machine and a runaway truck. Instead of heading to the afterlife, he gets isekai’d into Arcadia, a fantasy world with magic, monsters, and kingdoms at war. Excited to finally live out his power fantasy, Jaden is given a customizable system that lets him break reality. The catch? The system is a sarcastic, trolling AI that nerfs him for fun, gives him humiliating challenges, and forces him into absurd scenarios before unlocking his true power. SNEAK PEAK: I didn’t expect to die today. But as I lay on the cold pavement, crushed between a vending machine and an outofcontrol delivery truck, I had only one thought: This is the dumbest way to die. A moment ago, I had just been trying to shake loose a stuck soda. Then, BAM! Instant roadkill. As my vision faded, the last thing I saw was the smug grin of the vending machine, as if mocking me. When I opened my eyes, I was no longer on the pavement. Instead, I floated in a pristine, glowing void. Before me hovered an old man with a white beard, a golden toga, and the same deadpan expression as a DMV worker. “Oh, great,” I muttered. “I’m dead, aren’t I?” “Yes,” the old man said, stroking his beard. “And you have been chosen for reincarnation in another world.” My eyes widened. “Wait. Hold up. Are you telling me… I’m getting isekai’d? Like in the anime?” The old man nodded. “Indeed. You have been selected to wield a powerful system, one that will grant you abilities beyond mortal comprehension.” I fistpumped. “Hell yeah! Overpowered skills, here I come!” The old man coughed. “Yes, well… about that.” I narrowed my eyes. “What do you mean, about that?” “You see, we have too many reincarnators lately. We can’t just be handing out godtier powers like candy anymore.” I folded my arms. “Okay, so what are we talking? A slightly nerfed cheat? A balanced growth system?” The old man looked away. “You’ll… figure it out.” My stomach dropped. “Oh, hell no. You’re about to scam me, aren’t you?” “I would never!” the old man said, voice dripping with totally believable innocence. “Now, off you go!”

Beneath the Texan sun's blistering rays, Lin Ye licked his parched lips. The holographic federal flag snapped above Austin's Awakening Square where a mechanized honor guard played "The Star-Spangled Banner" through synth-flesh fingers. He stared at the genetic code glowing dully on his wrist - the numbers that should have shone gold now ashen gray. "Candidate #114514, neural compatibility 21%..." The AI judge's verdict drowned in audience jeers. Lin Ye saw his father Lin Zhennan crushing his Stetson's brim in the VIP box, while his mother Su Wan's quantum projection pixelated with emotional static. When the blue-blooded family's hovercar glided overhead, William Rockefeller III's laughter rained down. The nano-suit-clad heir leaned from his tinted window, military-grade ocular implant flashing crimson: "Seems the Lins will forever be ranch mutts?" Lin Ye gripped his mother's bronze pendant until its edges bit flesh. Suddenly, his retinal display flickered with an eerie prompt: [Ancient gene sequence detected. Breaching federal firewall...]