Kabedon

အရည်အချင်းရှိသော်ငြား သိပ်မကျော်ကြားလှသည့် Kaleido ဟုခေါ်သော boy band တစ်ခုမှာလေဆိပ်၌ ရိုက်ကူးထားမိသော video ကြောင့် အမှတ်မထင် နာမည်ကြီးသွားရသည်။ video ထဲတွင် အငယ်ဆုံးတစ်ဖြစ်လည်း အထက်ပုဂ္ဂိုလ်အဆန်ဆုံးဖြစ်သည့် ဖေထင်းစုန့်မှာ ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှကောကောအား နံရံ၌တွန်းကပ်လျက် သူ၏မျက်နှာကို လက်မှတ်ဖြင့် ခပ်ဖွဖွပုတ်နေလေ၏။ ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှဟာ လက်မှတ်အား ပါးစပ်နှင့်ကိုက်ယူလိုက်ပြီး သူ၏အဝတ်အစားများကိုသပ်သပ်ရပ်ရပ် ပြန်ဖြန့်လိုက်လေသည်။ အနှီ အဖွဲ့အတွင်း 'အနိုင်ကျင့်ခြင်း'ဟူသည့် ဖြစ်ရပ်မှာ ပြင်းပြသော ကလူ၏သို့ မြှူ၏သို့လုပ်ခြင်း အဖြစ်ပြောင်းလဲသွားကာ ထင်းကျွယ် cp ဟူ၍ ဖြစ်လာလေတော့သည်။ အင်တာနက်အသုံးပြုသူများ : holy sh*t ဒါကအရမ်း gong ဆန်ချက်ပဲ၊ Kabedon° နဲ့ လှံစွပ်တိုက်ပွဲ°° ! (T/N : °° = ယောက်ျားလေးများကြား ချစ်ကြည်နူး တစ်တီတူး အပြုအမူများအတွက် internet ဗန်းစကား) ဤသို့ဖြင့် ခန္ဓာကိုယ် ရောင်းစားသည်ဟု ကောလာဟလများထွက်နေသော စွန့်ပစ်ခံဝှက်ဖဲလေးနှင့် ခိုင်မာသည့်ကျောထောက်နောက်ခံရှိသူ အကျော်ဇေယျ လူချမ်းသာ အဖွဲ့ဝင်လေးတို့နှစ်ဦးသားမှာ အတူတကွ ချည်နှောင်ခံလိုက်ရပါတော့သည်။ ၎င်းတို့နှစ်ဦးသားမှာ စပွဲဦးထွက်ပါပြီဆိုကတည်းက တစ်စက်သော်မျှ မတည့်ကြပေ။ သို့သော်လည်း ယခုအခါ ၎င်းတို့၏ အတုအယောင်ဆက်ဆံရေးအား ရောင်းစားဖို့တည်းဟူသော အဆုံးမဲ့လမ်းကြောင်းပေါ် တွန်းတင်ခံလိုက်ရချေ၏။ ဖေထင်းစုန့်ဟာ ဤနယ်ပယ်အတွင်း 'အစစ်အမှန်'ဖြစ်ခြင်းနှင့် ပတ်သက်၍ နာမည်ကြီးလေသည်၊ သူ၏သီချင်းစာသားများမှာ 'စစ်မှန်'လွန်းနေခြင်းကြောင့် လူအများပင် မကျေမနပ်ဖြစ်ခဲ့ရ၏။ သို့သော် သူနှင့် ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှတို့ဟာ fanservice လုပ်နေခြင်းသာဖြစ်သည်ဟူသော အကြောင်းကြောင့် သူ့ခမျာ မကြာခဏဆိုသလို စိတ်ဖိစီးနေရသည်။ CP fan : [ တစ်ခါမှ အတုအယောင်မဖြစ်ခဲ့ဖူးသူက အတုအယောင်ဆက်ဆံရေးကို ရောင်းနေပါတယ်ဗျို့] ဒဿနိကဗေဒကျောင်းသားများရယ် ဒီကျောင်းသား ဖေ ကို ဝိရောဓိဖြစ်စဉ်နဲ့ပတ်သက်ပြီး ရှင်းပြပေးလိုက်ပါဦး လူငယ်လေး ဖေ : ကောင်းပါပြီ၊ မင်းတို့နိုင်ပါတယ် ကျွယ်ရှ : ( ယုတ္တိရှိမည့် အကြောင်းအရာအား အသေအချာစဉ်းစားလျက်) တကယ်လို့ B မှန်ရင် A ကလည်းမှန်တယ် ၊ ဒါပေမယ့် A မှန်လို့ရှိရင် B ကလည်း မှန်သင့်တယ်...အဲ့ဒါကို ဝိရောဓိလို့ခေါ်တယ် လူငယ်လေး ဖေ : ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှ နှလုံးသားမရှိလိုက်တာ! __________ Title : Fanservice Paradox / 营业悖论 Author : Zhìchǔ / 稚楚 Eng Translate : Peach Pits translation Translated by : Yu Status : 109 chapters + 11 extras Update every Sunday on Wattpad It's just a fun translation. I give fully credit to the original author. I don't have any permission to translate this novel. Thank you.

After being freed from his pirate system, he want do do something worth doing . So As his task, he is to save the miserable characters, that truly deserved a happy ending. So, if she liked it rough. He would do her for days. If she was gentle, he would kabedon her until she cried. Or the other way around, he didn't mind. And if she was special, he would tie her up and do it Christian Grey style. ........ .... This is a journey of a free spirit.

Su Yu learned that she was not biologically related to her family after living with them for 18 years. The rich families across the entire city somehow immediately discovered that she was the fake rich daughter. While Wen Wan, the real rich daughter, was gentle and prodigious, the fake rich daughter kept making a fool of herself and had nothing going on for her. Su Yu herself thought that her birth parents were average joes, teachers from a fringe city, while everyone else eagerly waited for her to make a fool of herself... only for her real brother to arrive on a Maybach! It turns out that their father was a lecturer at a top university, and even Su Yu's adoptive parents were prostrating themselves before Su Yu's real grandfather, licking the boots of a real big-shot!Su Yu: "Why is this different from what I imagine?"Nonetheless, after leaving her adoptive parents, Su Yu could finally let loose and be herself: Aceing exams, a dark horse amongst live streams, and heir to various cultures! As her multiple identities were revealed one after the other, she topped search keywords, while her ex-boyfriend and adopted family were all left humiliated. Even her antis were flustered and kept commenting: "So what if she had multiple identities? She is clinging to our darling!"Su Yu: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."Darling: "Allow me to make introductions—she is my younger sister."Grandpa: "Good girl! Please don't be such a workaholic. I can buy you anything you want!"Rumor has it that Mr. Pei was married and hid his wife from the public. When asked, he would say: "My wife is from a farming village. She's timid."Then, one day, people spotted the cold and aloof Mr. Pei cornering a woman in a kabedon: "When do we go public with our relationship, dear?"

Lina Yang had everything that you could want.  Loving parents - Yes People who care about her - Yes Wealth - Yes Talent - Hell Yes Then what was her problem?  Simple.  She had read way too many novels in her teens causing her brain to function differently.  The drama and face slapping excited her but the love and tragedy scared her.  The angst, the drama and the constant and prolonged misunderstandings in them had carved the brain of young Lina Yang to think in a weird way. She constantly tried to relate her situation with those novels and also thought of those that never would happen. For a virgin, she thought a little too much about what she would do if she ever got pregnant after a drunk one night stand with a random stranger. Always at a conflict with her fantasy world and the reality around her. She wants to see the drama around her but hates to be the center of attention.  She wants to be Kabedon-ed to the wall and fiercely kissed by an evil, possessive CEO type of guy. But at the same time, she thinks of all the sweet innocent MCs whose hearts were broken by the same type.  She just wanted fluff with a side of excitement while excluding the angst and heartbreak. Is that too much to ask for?  Will Lina Yang be able to cope with the storm of new changes happening in her life? Will she find love which she always imagined or will she be left heartbroken?  Only time will tell.  ---- Pinned to the couch, Lina stared upwards at the man whose body was looming over hers. His eyes roamed across her slender body, pausing for a split second at her heaving chest before focusing on those soft lips which were slightly parted. “So Miss Yang, I heard that you wished to be kissed fiercely until you are left breathless and dazed.” He smirked as he drew closer to her deeply reddening face. ‘Who the hell snitched about my fantasy!?’ Lina widened her eyes and screamed in her mind. However, as she watched the nearing face of the man who seemed to be on a mission to fulfill her fantasy, Lina could not help but blush further. “Just say the word and I can turn your fantasy into reality~” He muttered teasingly and moved closer until their lips were just a hair’s breadth away from each other. Lina gazed into his dark, enchanting eyes and there was only one thought in her mind. Angling her head upward, she put her thought into action and successfully captured his lips causing him to freeze in the process. ‘Well, aren’t you a bold one!’ He smirked against her lips after receiving her answer and quickly got to work. ---- This is my first novel so guys please be patient and understanding. 

I peek a look to this man Heard his every woman's dream----rich,tall, lean with broad shoulders and definitely an apollo with charming eyes that makes the female population swoon with their panties on loose... So here I am Playing hooky Hmm..he's not bad thou...actually seems like the most gorgeous man i've ever seen...just a bit aloof? oh shit? did he possibly see me? If not why walk towards me? "seen enough?" he asked smirking as I was about to dash my way out but cant.... "gosh did he really just made a kabedon with me" shit !i was thinking out loud again "are you really that in love with me to stalk me?" he asked with that cockiness of his...well ..he has every right thou..with his wealth and status not to mention his good looks....but seriously a kabedon in a parking garage with his secretary in tow....not romantic at all..i'd rather be it in bed..the devil me said... "excuse me? did you just hit your head?or should i bang it for you?" i asked annoyed "but baby, i'd rather bang you" he whispered almost kissing me that my eyes automatically shut..to add up he just blew right into my ear....and i actually shiver just then i pulled his tie while kissing him and run my fingers into his hair while the other's in his chest..all the while teasing my front to his ...youtube really educates me...hmmp!! better make it clear who's the boss... "Sayonara!" i said while running away to his stupefied expression seriously...he's got a boner!lmao...

Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born. Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men) And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together. Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service. CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here. Young Pei: Fine, you guys win. Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox. Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless.

Lucia a so-so online writer with a nicknamed of Sadistic Author by her readers with 8/10 zero happy ending got transmigrates into her own novel, after falling asleep when doing an updated toward her newly written novel. However this novel was only an idea of her without plot which only a draft. Even the mc name was not thought of but she somehow inside it, becoming the protagonist itself with a full memories of her supposed mc. Lucia: ... system [Your protagonist has become concious and now, he's targeting you] Lucia: what? system.. is this karma? ** The ex-mc who's just returned from modern world with gloomy eyes and killing intent.. *kabedon* "Where do you want to run? you damned author!" Lucia with teary eyes and blushing face: "I.. I'm just a pitiful White rabbit in distress.. I'm innoncence" the ex-mc, knowing that it just a bullshit: *sneered* Lucia without a hole to hide she grit her teeth and immediately kiss the ex-mc."take responsibility." she whispered. the ex-mc: *speechless* So lets this game of hide and seek begin.

*This is an original story so there will be flaws* "Master!"called an adorable child with a huge watery eyes and chubby cheeks, the small child looked like a porcelain doll Lin Xia looked at the child, something click to her then, she had been reincarnated to the world of her favourite novel! (A millennium years of cultivation, I will become the strongest) the child in front of her was the nemesis of the main protagonist, this child has the blood of all race, his existence was like a bug, whenver he gets killed/defeated, he comes back even stronger. As a reader, she was so annoyed of his existence, why did I had to meet this great lord so fast? Lin Xia sigh in her heart, she had absolutely zero resistance to cute things. The childish kid in front of her did not have any traces of the villain that it will become in the future. A few years later "Master, I am so glad that you have a scar on your face, otherwise how could I possibly leave you alone too many eyes will be on you! I'm enough!"said a otherworldly handsome youth with a smile on his face Lin Xia felt goosebumps all over her! Why the hell is the villain doing kabedon(pushing her/him to the wall) to her? Lin Xia was clueless! Why is he not fighting with the main protagonist for the female lead's love? Why is he not going yandere(Very possessive) over the female lead? What did she do wrong while raising him? What will happen next? stay tuned to find out! If you do enjoy the novel please do vote and support! Thank you very much!!!! The book cover is not mine, I just edited it a bit! Credits to who that person owns it! You can find this book in wattpad as well.

MACHINE TRANSLATION Chapters 1 to 39 - https://cwastranslations.wordpress.com/transmigrated-into-a-school-idol-and-forced-to-do-business/ Description Yu Bai Zhou transmigrated into a book. The talented protagonist was the top student in school. Due to his excellence in every subject, many people were dissatisfied with him, so they devised various schemes to mess with him. To the extent that it left a dark shadow on his high school years. However, the villains did not know that the seemingly poor protagonist was actually the youngest son of the richest man in City A. And in six years, the protagonist would replace his father’s position as the new richest man in City A with his own capabilities. Ten years later, he would become the youngest and richest man in the country! When that happens, the villains would be tortured to death by the protagonist! … As bad luck would have it, Yu Bai Zhou transmigrated into the villain that bullied the protagonist the most. In order to live for a few more years, Yu Bai Zhou, the villain, begins to formulate a character correction plan. However, just as he is struggling to save his image in the eyes of the protagonist, out of the blue, the protagonist anxiously pushes him against the wall, and traps him within the circle of his arms. Those refined brown eyes watch him attentively. “Yu Bai Zhou, if you make trouble again, I will kiss you.” Yu Bai Zhou, who was just kabedon’ed, panics. “Can someone tell me, exactly where did I go wrong?!” Author Yu Wu Xiao Tian Bing 雨雾小甜饼 Tags Academy Awkward Protagonist Caring Protagonist Cold Love Interests Cute Story Dense Protagonist Determined Protagonist Doting Parents Enemies Become Lovers Familial Love Friendship Love Interest Falls in Love First Misunderstandings Multiple Reincarnated Individuals Naive Protagonist Proactive Protagonist Revenge Transmigration Wealthy Characters

Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born. Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men) And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together. Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service. CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here. Young Pei: Fine, you guys win. Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox. Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless. Disclaimer: This content presented here is not authored by me. Original Author Name: 稚楚

They went a different path in their first step, but in their final step, they met and found themselves with the same fate. ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× Daryl disappeared after the accident and a month later, they found a burned body that claimed his remains. Everyone was devastated when they found out about his death. But even with physical evidence. Deneza never believes that the body they found was Daryl's and continues to believe that he was still alive and living somewhere, so she kept looking after him. After of several years, she found a man with the same gaze as Daryl. Even though their face, their age, the color of their eyes are totally different, she keeps saying that the man was Daryl. ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× EXCERPT: "Who are you?" Deneza suddenly asked the man before her. "Um?" The man was astonished when a woman suddenly appeared in front of him. Her arms are between his neck, trapping him as he leaned his back against the wall. He was looking down at her with his rounded eyes while she was also looking up on him attentively. He was shocked and astounded at this woman's appearance. "Is this the greatest Kabedon?" He thought. Deneza frowned about not getting a response from him and asked him while she was narrowing her eyes, "Why don't you answer my question?" "Do you know me?" He asked her back nervously. “Did the woman recognise me?” he asked himself inside his mind. But that wasn't possible. He was certain no one knew who he was! "I don't. So I ask you, who are you?” She said with an unhappy stare. The man was speechless. He did not know whether he should respond or not. "Daryl." She said as she looked at him attentively. When she mentioned this name, he was astonished again. “Did this woman mistake him for this guy named Daryl?” He thought. "My name is Ludis. English name, Louis. I'm not Daryl." He said he spoke his name to the woman before him. "No, your name is Daryl. Daryl Carreon!" She said as she looked at him intently. He was shocked when he heard the name, he frowned before saying, "I said I'm not! My name is Ludis! Ludis! Ludis!" Ludis said as he raises his voice. "What's wrong with this woman? Is she nuts?" He complained in his mind. "No! You're Daryl!" Deneza said as she also raises her voice. "I said I'm not! I'm Ludis! Ludis Ivanov!" He stated with great displeasure. He didn't want to have any more connection with this crazy woman. She even mistook him for someone whom he never meet. ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× Following their fateful meeting. Ludis keeps distancing himself from her and even to the point where he runs away each time he sees her. But why would Deneza leave him? And how Ludis managed to keep running away from her like she was a plague if she kept harassing him. In fact, she broke into his house! How would he accept her 'love' if each time she looked at him with those loving and longing eyes. He was uncomfortable and troubled because she only saw him as a replacement for the man who's already dead? Ludis keeps getting jealous, envious of Daryl. He even wishes that he is really Daryl, which Deneza keeps saying. How did he lose against a man who's already dead? What was he supposed to do? She was bent with this guy named Daryl. He knew it perfectly, if not because of it. Deneza couldn't have bothered to look at him. Therefore, in order for her to remain with him, he did not even take the trouble to replace Daryl. Sometimes, what's left in the end is not always what we wish for. ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× The picture is not mine and if you're the artist and don't want to let me use it kindly message me so I can remove it. Thank you.