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Tom And Jerry Kitty Foiled

cartel cats: real life advice on how to walk the line

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7
CartelTa209 · 14.5K Views

Oath and Blood

In the ruthless world of Jianghu, where power is measured by the strength of one’s blade, Ye Xian—a master of poisons and a top assassin for the Hidden Order—receives her latest mission: eliminate Shen Liwei, the righteous yet formidable leader of the Azure Wind Sect. Her plan is flawless. Her poison is undetectable. Her strike is lethal. Yet, when the toxin fails to take effect, Ye Xian is forced to confront a chilling truth—Shen Liwei is immune to all poisons but one: the very first poison she ever created. To finish her mission, she must infiltrate his sect, uncover his secret, and strike when he least expects it. But as she gets closer, she discovers that Shen Liwei is not just a target—he is a man entangled in the same deadly web as she is. Behind his righteous reputation lie imperial experiments, hidden betrayals, and a conspiracy that reaches far beyond any one sect. As assassins close in, enemies shift, and the line between hunter and hunted begins to blur, Ye Xian faces the one truth she cannot poison her way out of—the mission was never as simple as killing Shen Liwei. A calculated assassin vs. an unbreakable warrior—a deadly game of deception and skill. Martial duels, hidden blades, and power struggles—where alliances are as fragile as life itself. A world ruled by strength, ambition, and shadows—where survival is the only law. In Jianghu, trust is a weakness, love is a liability, and the only certainty is that someone must die.
Minahiru · 15.4K Views

Kitty_Rajput

प्रेम की लय – Rhythm of Love कहानी की शुरुआत रूही, एक साधारण गरीब लड़की, जो अपने छोटे से गाँव में बड़ी हुई थी, सपने तो बहुत देखे, लेकिन हालातों ने हमेशा उसे सीमित कर दिया। संगीत और नृत्य से उसे बेइंतहा प्यार था, लेकिन पैसे की तंगी ने उसे कभी इसे सीखने का मौका नहीं दिया। उसके पिता एक रिक्शा चालक थे और माँ एक घरों में काम करने वाली महिला। एक दिन, किस्मत उसे सियोल (Seoul) ले आई। वहाँ उसे एक कैफे में काम करने का मौका मिला, जहाँ वह टेबल साफ करती और बर्तन धोती। इसी शहर में रहता था ह्योन्जिन, एक मशहूर K-pop आइडल, जिसकी आवाज़ पर लाखों दिल धड़कते थे। पहली मुलाकात एक शाम, ह्योन्जिन अपने दोस्तों के साथ उसी कैफे में आया। रूही उसके बारे में कुछ नहीं जानती थी, लेकिन उसकी आँखों में कुछ खास था—एक अनकही उदासी। ह्योन्जिन ने रूही को गुनगुनाते सुना, उसकी आवाज़ में कुछ था, जो उसके दिल को छू गया। “तुम्हारी आवाज़... बहुत अलग है,” ह्योन्जिन ने पहली बार उससे कहा। रूही चौंक गई। “सच में?” उसने धीरे से पूछा। वह सिर्फ़ एक साधारण लड़की थी, और ह्योन्जिन... एक सुपरस्टार! संगीत से बंधा रिश्ता धीरे-धीरे, दोनों के बीच संगीत एक पुल बन गया। ह्योन्जिन उसे गाने और नृत्य की बारीकियाँ सिखाने लगा। रूही को कभी यकीन नहीं हुआ कि कोई उसकी इतनी परवाह कर सकता है। पर यह रिश्ता आसान नहीं था। मीडिया, फैंस और ह्योन्जिन के मैनेजर को यह कतई पसंद नहीं था कि वह एक गरीब लड़की के करीब आए। “अगर तुम उससे मिले, तो तुम्हारा करियर खत्म हो सकता है।” लेकिन ह्योन्जिन के लिए रूही सिर्फ़ एक आम लड़की नहीं थी। वह उसकी प्रेम की लय थी—जिसने उसके जीवन की धड़कनों को फिर से संजीवनी दी थी। क्या उनका प्यार मुकम्मल होगा? क्या रूही अपनी पहचान बना पाएगी? क्या ह्योन्जिन अपने करियर को दांव पर लगाकर उससे प्यार कर पाएगा? यह कहानी सिर्फ़ प्रेम की नहीं, सपनों को पाने की जंग की भी है।
Kitty_Rajput · 3.2K Views

Chris and Hazel

When it came to handling life, Hazel was a PRO! But...well there's ALWAYS A BUT! When it comes to a certain topic, she was CLUELESS! And the topic was Chris! Christopher Finch, her new BOSS! Nah! This isn't one of the boss-secretary love stories....this one's DIFFERENT! -------------------------------------------------------- Six years ago, he was her college senior! He turned down her proposal in their college cafeteria. Six years later, he's back as her new boss! All these years, she was holding onto an invisible ray of hope and now, it finally shined! So, Happy Ending...? Not Really! -------------------------------------------------------- 'He's married now?' she asked in shock as she witnessed his kids walking out of his office. Six Years of waiting and life gifted her Heartbreak! Again! Let bygones be bygones, she decided to move on! Is it really that easy? Well...she had to try. We all had to...at some point! -------------------------------------------------------- 'What could possibly go wrong now?' she asked confidently. And that's when life decided to unveil the answers to her long lost questions...even questions she didn't know she had. The major things she failed to notice...were finally disclosed! After all there was more to Chris than she knew and imagined! Till now she was only aware of his love but as she searched farther, she could finally see it all... The tears, the betrayal and the vengeance all of it flaring up inside his cold blue eyes. At least this time, he won't be alone...
Priyanka_cess · 889.1K Views
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