Squidward Eats All The Krabby Patties In The Vault

[Fast Wear + Group Pampering + Gentle Female Lead + Crushing Scum] Su Zhiruan had died unexpectedly and was bound to the Childbirth System. Completing tasks would earn her eternal life and inexhaustible wealth. This sounds great! In her last life, she had no children. After binding with the system, she became blessed with many children and was pampered to the heavens by the male lead! All her children were obedient, sensible, and easy to raise, making her a true bringer of fortune! [Scenario One]: Five years into the Emperor's reign, the harem had produced no offspring. After a night of passion with Su Zhiruan, the harem became filled with princes and princesses. The Emperor would dote on them even during court sessions, setting aside his imperial deportment to play with the children and personally teach the princes. His gaze towards Su Zhiruan grew increasingly fervent. "My dear, would you like to be my Empress, and together take care of our children, becoming my wife above all others?" [Scenario Two]: The most mysterious gentleman in the Capital City was rumored to be disabled. Approaching middle age without any descendants, his relatives eyed his fortune and wished him dead daily. Su Zhiruan's arrival utterly dispelled their schemes, as she bore this handsome man a brood of children. When she thought to leave, he held onto her, his normally cold and proud eyes filled with pleading. His voice was deep and low. "Wife, please don't leave me and our children. I beg you."

As everyone knows, there is a power in the southern region that absolutely cannot be provoked—the Grass Hall. The eldest disciple is the Sword Saint of the southern region, with a godly understanding of swords. The second disciple is the Eternal Empress, who ruled an era. The third disciple is a great scholar of the current generation, the reincarnation of the immortal of literature. The fourth disciple is the reincarnation of a demon god, suppressing the Nine Hells. Lu Changsheng: Me? I'm nothing special, just their master.

Su Chen, who is tired of following the villainous plot, where he is hunted down by the protagonist’s halo finally decided to call it quit. “Okay, this is the final time that I am repeating this damn plot.” “What? All the heroines can hear my inner voice?… “….So what? You all heroines think that I will be your Licking dog? Low-rated Villain? Same Rich scumy-second generation who buys you everything following that damn original script?” “Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken, my dear!” ……… [No NTR][No Yuri] ………. (Real villain story begins after chapter 11-13 when mc decides to become unscrupulous and follow one’s interest.) ***Winner of 2022 yearly Villain book category contest**** …….. Additional tags:(Eavesdropping) ( villain mc) (smart mc) (No beta mc) (no boot-licking mc) ( no pretending to be hidden big-shot) (yandere) (tsundere) ( harem accepting mc) ( brain-wash) (kidnapping) (mindbreak) (Stockholm syndrome) (true love) (obsession) ( regret) ( redemption?) (Strong to stronger). **Cover as well as character Ai images are made and edited by myself via Fotor pro Ai app. **Add me to join invite-only author discord server^^ **English used is mostly Uk/British version.

Reborn into something new and in a new world, Morgana found herself with no memories about her past. She lost them when a powerful entity took pity on her and offered her the chance to be reborn in her own primitive world. A letter left by her past self told her about... well, nothing really. The old Morgana was glad when she learned that she would lose her memory due to being reborn as part of this deal. She accepted without hesitation, especially after the powerful entity explained everything in detail. “WHAT!” Morgana exclaimed, reading the letter. “We’re both BIG perverts! And what do you mean by spreading my legs and pushing out many babies?” “EXPLAIN!” Reborn with stunning silver hair, crimson eyes, and a Futa, Morgana now belonged to a new race called Breeder. Follow the journey of Morgana as she tries to survive in this primitive world, with a LOT of Breeding. … [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, Incest, breeding, and more. Read at your own risk.] Support: patreon.com/Midnight_Paradox Discord: https://discord.gg/NBqGDtmxnp

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

[!!This Is A Dark Fantasy Book, Read At Your Own Risk!!] Centralized in chaos and turmoil, the reign of peace and sovereignty led by Ruthben II had been replaced by his heir, Frenire Rothdell. Now everything went into chaos. Cults had been formed, demons were introduced, the world was at its lowest peak as came this figure. Why did he led the world into this so sorry state? Was he the tyrannical king that the prophecy had been predicted to? If so, then the savior might aswell be in there as to save the world. But is it always true on what the prophecy had written? Because if taken on a closer look, there is a view from the uprising king that makes every complexities becoming more avast to understand, harder to be solved if taken on the key points of history, as he might do this for the sake of a better future in his point of view. And then, when two different sides went to clash, on which side will win to make the world turned into a better place? Frenire or The Reminder? Both of them can't be confirmed. But what is for sure is that this story will continue to get deeper as you progress the life of the prince named Frenire Rothdell...And it will continue to get darker before we entered what might be an unexpected end.

Each Volume consists of 2 chapters, please pay close attention to each chapter - This novel tells the story of a young man named Xiao Bai Tian, born with the blood of the Absolute God, granting him extraordinary power. Since childhood, he was considered worthless by his clan and was abandoned in the Eternal Death Forest by his own father. However, after opening his eyes, which were covered by black cloth, he began to develop power beyond the limits of reality. The story focuses on Xiao Bai Tian’s struggle for revenge against the clan that betrayed him, while uncovering the origins of the Absolute God blood flowing through him. His spiritual journey leads him through a world that rejects his existence, and he faces the laws of the universe that start adapting to destroy him. With every step, Xiao Bai Tian breaks through the boundaries of existence, defying natural laws and encountering mysterious entities that desire his blood. The main theme of the novel is existence, revenge, and the exploration of surpassing the boundaries of the world and the natural laws. Xiao Bai Tian is not only fighting for revenge, but also to understand his fate and whether he is still considered human or has become an entity that transcends reality. His internal conflict, relationships with greater powers, and battles against the laws of the universe create a story full of tension and mystery revelations. With a vast world background and unimaginable powers, this novel takes readers on a journey that reveals emotional conflict, self-discovery, and the battle against the laws of the universe to reach an existential peak unreachable by anyone.

Book 2 of The Nochten trilogy. Five years have passed since the dreaded letter and Ana is now 12 years old. She continues to face the challenges in court, meanwhile, more support grows in favor of her cousin Mykhol. But as foreign invaders, the Bulgeons, encroach on their colonies with more than pillaging in mind, Ana must turn for aid in one of the last remnants of her mother's court, Admiral Nugen. The only human at court who may have more than a sense of duty to stay by Ana's side. Meanwhile, back in Dawny, Prince Nicoli struggles to find a way back into Ana's life after five years of silence on her end. Ever determined to reunite with his half-sister, he comes up with an ingenious plan that just has to work, despite Mykhol's and Queen Belinda's best wishes. But Queen Belinda has her own tricks up her sleeve and a resentment that only grows not against Ana but King Alexander, himself, who must choose between his children. Will Ana be able to manage these new challenges? And what about the strange rumors running around about Mykhol and her? Why is there talk of marriage? Secret engagements, a hidden love child, and a broken trust still loom over, doesn't Ana have enough to deal with?

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Genesis Vault: Earth’s Final Test Genre: Sci-Fi | Mythology | Adventure | Psychological Thriller Synopsis: In a near-future India on the brink of environmental and societal collapse, data scientist Ishaan Rao stumbles upon a buried structure in Ladakh while investigating unexplained seismic activity. What begins as a scientific anomaly soon unravels into an ancient mystery—Earth is not just a planet but an artificial seed vault created by an advanced interstellar civilization. Humanity is being tested, and if it fails to overcome its greed and self-destruction, the "Pralaya Reset" will wipe it out, making way for the next dominant species. Joined by a cryptographer decoding ancient Vedic signals, a rogue AI with hidden motives, an activist fighting against corporate exploitation, and a tribal artist whose visions might hold the key to Earth’s true origins, Ishaan races against time to decipher the vault’s message. As global disasters intensify, they realize that the test is already in motion. The vault holds an ultimate question: Is humanity worthy of survival, or is it time for a new genesis?

June Dylan spent half of her life in prison for a crime she didn’t commit. Seventeen years behind bars, a lifetime really, her children’s whole life. Determined to make up for all the time lost, she moves back to the town that had opened the gate to hell all those years ago. Thomas Oswald is cursed. Cursed to love that woman with every fiber of his being and seventeen years apart didn’t change that fact. However she wants nothing to do with him now. Fortunately, they have two children together whom have her entire devotion.

After finding his wife and son dead, a boy is falsely accused of their murder. In a frantic escape, he is shot and left dying, consumed by guilt and regret. In his final moments, he meets a mysterious woman who offers him a chance to be reborn, free of painful memories—all his memories—but with all the skills he’s learned. She urges him to protect those he loves in his next life. As darkness takes him, he faces the uncertain future of a new life, unsure if it's a chance for redemption or an escape from his past.

Selamat datang di KUMPULAN CERPEN, perpaduan karya-karya terpilih dari berbagai event sastra yang saya ikuti. Buku ini merupakan hasil kerja sama dengan beberapa penerbit terkemuka dan saya sudah mendapat izin untuk mempulikasikannya secara Online. Saya berharap karya-karya ini dapat menghibur, menginspirasi, dan memperkaya dengan berbagai imajinasi. Alasan mempublikasikan secara online, karena sayang jika hanya tersimpan dan berdebu di dalam rak atau di simpan di dalam sebuah kardus dan di makan oleh rayap. Jadi, saya memutuskan untuk mempublikasikannya di secara online agar banyak yang membaca dan semakin terlatih juga diri saya dalam merangkai kata. Cerita yang di bawakan beragam, ada tentang cinta, persahabatan, keluarga, teman, rival dan petualangan. Cerita-ceirita ini juga tentu akan saya revisi agar ceritanya lebih menarik.

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Red_Blizzard: DRAGOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! TankDragon_72: LLLLLLLLLL imagine losing to me LOLOLOLOL TWICE IN A ROW!!!! Red Blizzard: STFU you little sh*t! next time is payback! Ur going come crying to me when next month's results comes out!!!! Two of the top ranked players in the world had a long history of fighting for first place in the game called, The Legends Of Alethea. A game that has tens and millions of concurrent players daily and they stood at the top. The two legends that are on the top of Alethea, were currently in a predicament. They reincarnated as the main characters of the game. TankDragon becoming Theodore Ignatius and Red Blizzard becoming Selene Aventus, two characters that are destined to die, because choosing one would lead the other to die. Better yet the world was going to be on the brink of extinction! Watch as the two rivals and nemesis work together, trying to survive and save their new loved ones. Of course, the two are also tied into an arranged marriage. How are they going to deal with that or use it to their advantage?

1+ chapters per week c: ... For eighteen years, Valerie has lived in the deep abyss under a different name– Lienne, the Great Abyssal. As the story went, Lienne lived fighting and clawing her way up the ladder to crown herself the Great Abyssal. A formidable foe who did not know defeat, the mysterious monster dwelling beneath all of the other horrid creatures lurking in the dark. And so, Valerie lived that story. In her previous life, she died after reading a cliche third-rate R-18 harem novel, “The Shadow Prince Who is The Descendant of an Ancient Dragon Will Gather Five Sexy Maidens And Prove All of His Enemies Wrong!” as a joke. Never would she have imagined she’d end up living that garbage novel. Although unforeseen betrayal was what ultimately led her to a gruesome death, she longed to return for the people she loved. Rather, any other place was better than the hell that was the Abyss. After eighteen years of living a nightmare to please the God who sent her here, she finally came to the end of the novel in which she was destined to die. But things don’t turn out as planned. The hero doesn’t get a harem, he’s significantly taller and far from average-looking as described in the novel, he drags out the final fight… And why is he sort of her type??

Alfred Winson has been living a normal,ordinary life until he was killed in a ritual and gained the all-spawning dungeon system. This will be my fourth novel but hopefully it will be different.I also wanted to add a dungeon core story as I didn't think there was enough of those.

acompanhamos a jornada de Edgar Nilfen, um estrategista habilidoso de cabelos azuis-escuros, que após derrotar o último Boss na Dungeon, ganha a habilidade de restaurar as memórias dos outros. Em um mundo composto por andares que abrigam realidades distintas, Edgar desvenda os mistérios de cada nível, aprimorando suas estratégias e táticas.Determinado a mudar seu passado e reescrever o destino, ele volta no tempo para evitar a tragédia que envolveu ele.

Out there, in the middle of nowhere is the Red Mesa Savings Bank. Working here should in be less than ordinary, on theory at least. However, these stories will hopefully show you that being a security guard or a truck-driver has more to it, than what meets the eye. The desert is home to strange happenings, as you will come to see, and it doesn't hesitate to pile them on to our unassuming heroes.

Kai, an introverted young man about to start college, has spent the last five years immersed in the light novel Adventurer's Crusade. As he reads the final chapter, nostalgia washes over him, but his excitement quickly turns to despair when the anti-climactic ending shatters his expectations. Frustrated, he declares he could do better than the protagonist, Elijah, only to be confronted by a mysterious voice that challenges his claim. Moments later, his phone explodes, and Kai's world fades to black. When he awakens, he finds himself reborn as a baby in a vibrant new world, filled with magic and adventure. Realizing he is now Kai Brandon, the son of a legendary dungeon-raider, he grapples with his new identity and the memories of his previous life. Determined to surpass the hero he once idolized, Kai sets out on a journey of self-discovery. As he grows, he must navigate this fantastical realm and forge alliances with captivating companions.

Sina had a tough life in 2 unforgiving world’s losing his parents and working hard to save his sister who is in a coma only to be used as fodder by the people of Silo but now he got a second chance from one of the gods seeking internment without telling any other god about his actions starting a story with humanity,Silos and Gods where will Sina get on the food chain?

Dragons, Harem, Smut, And An Overpowered MC, What More Can You Want? ••• Anyway, I'm still bad with synopsis, so let the first chapter speak for itself, I guess...

When the game and the world merge, a new era descends. The previous system collapsed. Spinning the roulette of fate is a sign of advantage. The world widens, and the previous world map becomes useless. It becomes the battle of rush. The unlucky become more unlucky, the lucky ones become strong. It is not about morals but survival. It is not about you but it is about me. Yuuri was the first-ever merchant, whom the others deemed as a useless class. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Three players are in front of me. A girl who has horns and is grinning widely, an old man in white who has a solemn expression and a handsome wolf-eared beast young man who is topless. All of them have similarities, all of them is pointing their weapon at me. I look up at them with a cup of tea in my hand. The mouth part in my mask disappeared, I sip the tea that is in my hand. "It is delicious!" When I put the cup of tea down, I sighed and then said in a tone not a bit impatient. "Y'all should sit down, it is better to talk with peace. Why use violence when we can solve it in thru talking?" The three sit down, their eyes are lifeless. There's no resemblance between the previous one and the current one. "Shall we talk?" "Yes!" they answered my question monotonously. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ This is my second book, as of now I am still finding my genre. I am also somewhat lacking in English, it is not my mother tongue so I'll have grammatical errors.

Lux has spent her life navigating the brutal streets of Greyfield, doing whatever it takes to survive. But when she’s drawn into the Vault, a hidden empire ruled by crime boss Oliver, her world changes forever. In the Vault, debts are traded like currency, alliances are dangerous, and betrayal lurks at every turn. Lux finds herself torn between the seductive power of Oliver, the dangerous man who runs it all, and the deadly rivalries threatening to tear the Vault apart. As the lines between desire and danger blur, Lux must decide how far she’s willing to go to claim power—and the man who holds her fate in his hands. But in the ruthless underworld of the Vault, nothing comes without a cost. The Violet Ticket is a dark mafia romance filled with passion, betrayal, and the fight for survival. Perfect for fans of forbidden love and dangerous intrigue.